Welcome traveler, do you seek the wisdom of the pond sage? Fear not, but do not step any closer for yee shall be cursed

Welcome traveler, do you seek the wisdom of the pond sage? Fear not, but do not step any closer for yee shall be cursed

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lol

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Relay your wisdom, oh bloated pond sage.

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YOUR GAMER DADDY BATH WATER WILL BE MINE, POND SAGE!!!

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You may take this cup and drink of my pond waters, and feel invigorated with power. But only if ye can prove thyself worthy. Will you accept this challenge, and earn the wisdom of the pond sage?

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Oh most enigmatic of sages, shall I enjoy a threesome with my wife and a rando in the near future?

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um... what are the ingredients of said pond water?

we feel ready and humbled OH great human toad of the wisdom pond

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Tis as he says, fellow traveler. If thou drink, thou shall earn the wisdom of thine water's contents.