Welcome traveler, do you seek the wisdom of the pond sage? Fear not, but do not step any closer for yee shall be cursed
Welcome traveler, do you seek the wisdom of the pond sage? Fear not, but do not step any closer for yee shall be cursed
Wyatt Cooper
Nathaniel Davis
lol
William Hernandez
Jordan Brown
Relay your wisdom, oh bloated pond sage.
Xavier James
YOUR GAMER DADDY BATH WATER WILL BE MINE, POND SAGE!!!
Kayden Barnes
You may take this cup and drink of my pond waters, and feel invigorated with power. But only if ye can prove thyself worthy. Will you accept this challenge, and earn the wisdom of the pond sage?
Zachary Barnes
Oh most enigmatic of sages, shall I enjoy a threesome with my wife and a rando in the near future?
Cameron Fisher
um... what are the ingredients of said pond water?
Kayden Morris
we feel ready and humbled OH great human toad of the wisdom pond
Dominic Phillips
Tis as he says, fellow traveler. If thou drink, thou shall earn the wisdom of thine water's contents.
Andrew Wilson
I shall drink, o wise sage. What is thy challenge?
Julian Walker
Harry, are you in my water feature again!
Connor Ramirez
Prove yourself worthy, and I shall bestow upon you the knowledge that you seek.
To prove thyself worthy, ye must pass the three tends of the sacred pond.
The first test, is to post the best milky bosoms of a fair maiden ye can find in the village beyond. If they please the pond sage, ye shall pass onto the second test.
Anthony Fisher
By your leave, sage. They were the milkiest in yonder hamlet.
Bentley Diaz
Excuse my idiocy o' great pond sage, but must we know said "fair maiden", or doth we simply need find a suitable bride for thou in the great ether?
Juan Wilson
The village beyond has been cursed. All the maiden have been turned into plastic.
Owen Reed
Yes, I am ascending
I WILL THEE MY POWER
Elijah Ramirez
I swear to god Harry, if you crushed another one of my Koi I will fucking cunt punch you.
Luke Taylor
But test two my lord, what about test two?
Be there yet another level to thou accession to Elder God?
Another step towards our power and eternal servitude to thou?
Jaxson Flores
I should have stuck with the mexican landscaper
Jayden Cruz
Oh Wise Sage of the Pure Pond, do i fap or nah bro?
Angel Johnson
Holy shit, I think thine milky teats fucking killed thou Pond Sage.
They were too fertile and plump for even a man of his wisdom.
Jaxon Jackson
>Pond sage
Carter Davis
These milky udders hath pleased the pong sage greatly. Ye hath ascended to the second trial.
Your false idols offend the pond sage. Ye hath failed, and shall be denied the wisdom of the pond water.
You are a fake imposter from the underworld, a satyr, an imp and a demon!
Ye must always fap. Then ye shall be cursed of your carnal obsession.
Sebastian Rodriguez
The pond sage is a trickster, he was bound to the pond and the earth by milky magic and now he is set free with limitless power.
Henry Richardson
My gratitude, sage. Bring forth the next trial!
John Ramirez
Can i ascent and fap without curses, Oh Wise Pond Sage?
Ryan Russell
this is how magic happens user
Hudson Stewart
Well done traveler, but this next trial will prove far more challenging than the first. To the north lies an enchanted wood, though do not be deceived by its beauty and splendour, for the woods are cursed by an elf witch.
You are tasked with venturing deep into the heart of the wood and find the gemstone engraved in in the trunk of the tallest tree. If ye can carve the stone from the tree and bring it back to me, ye shall pass the second trial.
But be wary, for the gemstone belongs to the witch, and she will hunt you to the ends of the earth should you steal her favourite gem. You will have to slay her. For this I grant you a leaf from my bush, should the witch wound you, eat of this leaf and be healed.
Bring me the gem, and a picture of the witch's tainted pussy as proof of her demise. Now go, traveler, and may the blessings of earth and water guide you in your task.
Daniel Green
I fear the pond sage is tricking us into releasing him, making us undo each magical bond one by one. Elven witches rarely curse, they seal.
Justin Martin
Would this be her, sire?
Jeremiah Peterson
dam that looks comfy
Aiden Nelson
You shall cut down the biggest tree in the forest with...... A herring !!!!!
Owen Walker
nigger
Angel Davis
It was a riddle, the witch was corrupted by her tainted pussy.
James Foster
Pond sage, I hath returned from your most arduous quest. Observe the witch's vagina into which I have placed the gem for mine own convenience.
Chase Williams
Good thread.
I normally only hover around the refresh button this much when it's 'no rules' discord or mega threads. It makes a change not to be holding the old joystick.
Liam Ward
fucking hell
Parker Lee
Acknowledge not these lesser travelers, pond sage. I bring you the gem and cursed vagina you seek.
Xavier Brown
Do you sell your bath water? I'm sure it could inspire children for the years to come.
Meanwhile, I am drinking your milk.
John Myers
jeeesus christ
Nathan Campbell
If he isn't a Dungeon Master I'd really be surprised.
Anthony Williams
She fought fiercely sage.
My wounds left me nigh unable to make the return journey.
But I have done as you wish.
Behold.
Benjamin Lewis
Adventurer, I see you captured the essence of the witch in the inferior MP4 incatation, might I suggest the more powerful MKV chant?
James Allen
thread makes me kek
Matthew Baker
I fear you have brought me the wrong elf, traveler. The witch of the woods is fair and deceptively beautiful.
Your sharp words offend the pond sage. I seek only to bestow wisdom upon travelers with a good heart. The elf witch is truly evil.
Welcome back traveler, I am pleased to see the gemstone and the elf witch's tainted quim before me. You have done well, and proved not only your prowess against the dark arts, but also your valour. Well done, you have passed the second trial. Now bring that pussy here and dump it in my pond water before we can begin the third and final trial. You are closer than ever to receiving the wisdom of the pond.
Isaac Baker
You know not what you do traveller, unspeakable evil is coming.
Brody Gonzalez
On with it, bloated Pond Sage. State your conditions for the final trial. Our patience wears as each moment passes.
Matthew Long
My strength ebbs, sage, but as you wish.
Tyler King
Let us take the magic of this pond demon by force, lest he trick us further.
Jonathan Ortiz
But can we truly harness the magic of this trickster? I fear we are bound to play this demons game a short while longer. Should he attempt to decieve us, I shall strike him down myself.
Carter Miller
Patience is a virtue, though your eagerness is a strength. To gain wisdom you must find balance, lest ye fall too far down one path, and abandon the other.
The time has come for your third and final trial, young warrior. You have done well, thus far, but this will be the most challenging task yet.
Beyond the hills to the east lies a cave. Within that cave dwells three demon sisters. They guard a great treasure there, hidden in a small box of ivory. The demons will try to seduce you, and then feast upon your flesh. Slay them, and bring me the lockbox, and you shall receive your bountiful reward.
One last word of wisdom friend, whatever you do, no matter how tempted, DO NOT look inside the box.
Stay your blade, young human, should you touch my waters without thy blessing ye will be forever cursed in a manner so foul you will beg for the sweet release of death. Fear not, but do not step closer. The pond sage wishes you well, and to share his wisdom.
Christopher Barnes
Young Squire, thou hast missed the turning for the Cosplay convention, go back to yonder glade and converse with the Samus Aran mummer...
Joshua Collins
I do not believe his waters are cursed, it is a trick. Whatever rests in that box is the last key to free his true vile self. Look upon the sky, it bruises, this is his doing.
Parker Young
Sorry, I'm late.
Jacob Brown
Into many a cave did I venture, but demon sisters did I encounter not. However, Proud Sage, a lock box I did thus encounter in this manner.
Be this the box which thou seekst?
James Morales
I require beans for work my guy
Kayden Hernandez
We've performed your tasks fare-thee-well, demon. My companions grow impatient for good reason. We shall deliver the prize you seek, but we will set the terms of the final exchange, beast.
Let us gather this box, and then let us set the terms for this vile creature.
Asher Ortiz
Like many others before thou, ye have fallen into distrust, fear and despair. Is this not part of the test, young traveler? Mayhaps ye should face thy inner demons before you could dare hope of facing the real demons in the cave?
I am no trickster, only a simple sage bound forever in these tepid waters, my sole purpose in this realm is to share my wisdom with the brave and bold.
Charles Sanders
I've acquired this box, demon. We shall keep it, until you relay the mystery of the pond. What magic awaits us? I warn you, should you decieve us I will cut your tongue from your body.
Jace Cruz
Gotcha fam. I dindu look inside, promise.
Jack Jackson
Be these the Demon sisters, sire?
I fear my party hath strayed...
Cooper Richardson
Brother, those demons were almost our end, what more shall we endure for this fetid demon frog.
Jordan King
Gavin Brooks
Bark and stone be praised! You return with the box in tact! I pray the foul demon sisters lay slain in their wretched cave?
Your progress pleases the pond sage greatly. You have completed the final trial, and thus the right to the knowledge and power of the pond.
Now, to complete this trial, hand over the box and I shall keep it safely in my waters. Hand me the box and your quest will be complete, and I shall gift you with the power of the pond waters.
Matthew Edwards
Let us not succumb to the games of this amphibious glutton, brother. I know your wires wear. But we've always shown our valor through patience, and fortitude. Let us wait for this wretched toad, only a short while longer.
Andrew Barnes
that's not a pond
thread nullified
Levi Perry
No, Destroy the box. He deceives.
Kevin Harris
Here is the box, still, it's sealed with the witch creast.
Wyatt James
Now demon, bestow upon us the magic of the pond, lest you meet an untimely demise.
Blake Wright
No brother, I fear you've doomed us all
Eli Lopez
Nay, do not be so rash, traveler. You know not the danger of the box which you wield! How can ye prove thyself worthy if thou cannot trust the pond sage? Give me the box, and I shall remove its locks and combine it with the elf gem, the maiden's milk and the waters of my pond. With this I can grant you the magic you seek to become godlike in power.
John Walker
No trickery or I'm throwing washing detergent under the waterfall
Nolan Cruz
On with it then, sage. We've performed your tasks. I warn, my companions will strike you down at the faintest hint of treachery.
Xavier Garcia
Galahad wanted the box to be wrapped.
Jackson Hughes
What have we brought forth
Liam Cox
These are merely hallucinations, brother. There is dark magic within that box, but it frees to us the wisdom that we seek.
Christian White
You have made a wise choice, noble warrior. In doing so ye have proved thyself worthy of my wisdom, and the power of the pond water.
I shall take this box and place the gem inside the lock to open it. There we have it. Inside this box is a diamond vial that I shall fill with the pond water and the maiden's milk. Each of you must drink of this elixer, an receive the power of the pond.
Here friends, drink...
Gabriel Cooper
I believe we shall open the box! I can hear its whispers of promised power and riches beyond imagination! Somebody open it! The sage will only hog it for himself and leave us penniless in the mud of his pond!
Eli Jones
Oh wise and noble pond sage. I to, seek your wisdom.
in which orifice must I penetrate?
O thank you sir
Chase Miller
I swallow the opaque formula, and feel in mysterious power wash over me...
Julian Stewart
I've drank the elixir. Where have you gone Toad? What treachery is this?!
Carter Smith
God forgive us for what we have rought,
Jackson Roberts
Cheers. But what are those strange runes carved on the vial?
Christian Harris
Robert Martinez
Now you hath removed thy boxes lock and combined with thy elf gem.... may you grant me the power in which thy speaks?
Colton Jones
> Forgets to attach
Christian Morgan
Why, I am right here, where I have always been, mortal. At last, after thousands of years of imprisonment in this watery prison, I have been unleashed. Thanks to YOU! You fools helped me lift my bonds. That elf you slew in the woods was no witch, but a sentinal of the sacred tree, guarding the key to my watery shackles! Those sisters in the cave were no demons, but seers who kept my precious vial in safe hands! And now all that is left is to grant you the knowledge that you seek...how is that elixer? Doth ye feel empowered yet?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jackson Ortiz
Ready your blades, brothers! I know not what danger awaits us!
Jason Miller
Hunter Thompson
Andddd Scene.
Great RP guys
An actually good, original thread for once.
Adrian Howard
Wrong. I did not drink, beast. Taste steel.
Julian Edwards
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Those are stolen milkers.
Hang yourself peasant.
Xavier Williams
Peatier than I expected...
Nicholas Bailey
Curses! Vile trickster! You dare defy me!? It is no matter, I will end you! Your compansion who did drink of the elixer are now under my command. Attack this knight, minions, kill him!
Parker Collins
The sorrow I feel for the loss of my companions and my failure to save them, will forever haunt me. But I've struck this demon down and collected his head.
Michael Lee
Death comes for all brother, lay down your arms. Join us
Nicholas Cox
Hand behind the back, demon.
Benjamin Foster
Wow this turned out to be shittier than I even expected. Keep working on your stories user. You were doing well but fell into the stalest most worn out trope of all.
Landon Jackson
I fear this "Pond Sage" was another earthly manifestation of the demon we have been fighting all along. I take gratitude only in knowing I can inflict pain and dispatch this creature soon again. Likely it grows stronger, and it's tongue sharper. Ride onward men. Let us not forget the companions we've lost.
Dylan Perez
its a crowd sourced story you joyless autist.
Parker Kelly
OP not only did extremely well for a story half narrated by faceless contributors, but maintained a fairly convincing dialogue. If you can do better I'd be really into RP threads, they just require a good Dungeon Master.
Justin Murphy
This
Thanks user. What's most important for me is that you anons can all join in and have a laugh and improvise.
In a world full of trap and loli porn threads, you must become the change you wish to see on Yea Forums
Jace Rogers
I commended him on doing well for the body of the story. The ending fell into a stereotype though. This story was hijacked by the guy spouting distrust. I'm not trying to attack anyone, just saying frog sage being the bad guy the whole time is a worn out trope. That's my critique for whoever was involved. It has potential.
Grayson Rivera
What did you have in mind for the powers in the pond elixir?
William Campbell
I never expected this thread to become anything at first, but it snowballed into a bit of fun.
I honestly have no idea I was winging it
Colton Davis
Keep it going. Other sages and silly RP narratives. I far prefer to kill time with creative people vs porn threads.
Agreed. I played with it a little but I think there were more people than it seems. Think OP (you) power, acknowledging what they can play off of best, is the way to go on that front. But it's hard to have rules on an anonymous imageboard.
Lincoln Sanders
Good job OP...
Connor Campbell
The NSFW scavenger hunt was pretty slick. That was a creative idea.
Dylan Clark
I was considering introducing rolls for a boss fight at the end but it kind of just ended abruptly.
Nicholas Collins
Fucking hell dude aspergers much? I like the distrust angle, made it seem more like a fable.
Carter Morales
I knew the ending would suck haha. I was the teutonic responder early on. Maybe the real fun was the quest to the end?
Evan Morgan
Maybe the frog sage is actually a master roshi level badass but has been sealed behind a curse to appear as this humble frog sage. It's a trope as well but a less used one.
Frog sage could also just be a genuine guy and do right by his promises, that's honestly the ending nobody sees coming.
Aaron Baker
I was the other knight, I was hoping it was a double bluff and we killed a helpful pond sage thinking he was evil.
William Cooper
Thanks user, adventurer checking out
Aaron Parker
If you like that trope then like it. I dont know why you want to try an ad hominem for honest advice. Maybe you should chill out?
Luke Brown
He couldn't really give us a payoff for the effort though. Not without continuity or like... some God tier porn or something.
Daniel Perez
The humor injected in OPs requests and original photo made this better. Our ending was doomed, would have to be just two guys riffing or OP would have to have an idea.
Nicholas Diaz
Its only a trope in whatever medium it exists in, in the Yea Forums RP sphere its still pretty fresh. Why dont you go post in every other IG/fb thread about how unoriginal they are as well? kek
Joshua Thompson
It could spiral into all kinds of things if the pond sage was actually a friend. You guys wanna start over? Idk if anyone is still feeling creative
Jaxon Sullivan
even going back and looking at the OP picture now makes me laugh, one of the best parts of this was looking for appropriate reply images that werent disconnected, literally like having a DND character.
Isaiah Taylor
Was gonna suggest we resurrect pond sage in a new thread maybe?
-teutonic poster
Asher Foster
I dont even lurk those threads dude. I'm here for ylyl, rekt, and the occasional epic story. Why are you being a cunt?
Dylan Perry
i love you
Charles Sanchez
Just dont like the first non in RP reply to a thread like this being 'its shit' don't know how you dont get that lol
Michael Butler
Good thread OP, good thread.
Kayden Evans
The quest is not over yet. You may have bested the demon for now, but your companions, your brothers lay slain. Will you let their deaths be in vain? Or will you continue on your quest to slay the pond demon?
Continued in another thread
Jayden Anderson
Good luck finding a different image of a polish man in a pond
Daniel Smith
Fuck yeah.
Let the truth be known, we fucked up! The pond sage was our true ally. We must find The Shard of Auden to resurrect our wise friend!
Nolan Rivera
...
William Howard
top kek