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Thomas Lee
I'm pretty lenient but not even I find that shop quality acceptable. 2/10.
Luke Allen
Henry Watson
It's miley so no shop
Logan Brown
Hey dudes, I have got a great idea....... Since I love Scooby snacks, I will eat it all so another Scooby snack lover can get reproduced in 10 minutes for me to eat more scooby snacks until the second lover of scooby snacks is full and then a third one gets reproduced for me to eat until its full and then a new one gets made for me to eat until its full and then a new one gets reproduced for me to eat until its full and then a new one gets made for me to eat until its full and then a new one gets born for me to eat until its full and then a new one gets popped outta mums vajayjay for me to munch until its full and then a new one procreated for me to chew until its full and then a new one gets made for me to eat because you know I love me some Scooby Snacks.
*****
The fact that I can get hard and beat off (to STRAIGHT porn) with a few other guys just proves that I am truly straight because I am not attracted to the other dudes jerking off next to me. I hardly even notice anyways because I am focused on watching some hot bitch with bimbo milk bags get her box demolished. Its not that I prefer to jack off with other guys; but being in the company of a few chill bros isnt a reason not to have a group beat sesh. In fact, its one of the best ways two or more straight men can bond. A few chill bros knocking back a few brews, watching the big game, and then queing up pornhub on the big screen and having an 8man circle jerk and a game of soggy biscuit is as straight and normal as a back yard game of football... Anyone who even attempts to question this undeniable fact is a closet faggot and total pussy who should seriously grow up and come out of the closet already. Its fucking 2017 for christs sake, nobody gives a shit if youre a homo, just sack up and admit it and stay the fuck out of my straight group stroke sessions, candy ass faggot.
Jason Cooper
Don't let me rain on your parade user. You go boy.
Connor Morales
Grayson Ward
i have to share what i live today
-end my day of work
-go to the gas station on the way home
-recently i find myself to go in the gas station even when i have no need of anything
-still buy tho
-the reason is her...
-nathalia
-beautiful latina
-black hair n light brown eyes
-her smile and voice bring joy in my day
-9/10
-she got the evening shift since the last month
-always have short but interesting discussion with her (i dont want to bother her during work)
-i think today i will ask her number
-arrived in the gas station
-do NOT see nathalia
-ANGERYYY.JPG
-ITS FUCKING ZACK KUCZYNSKI
-the manager of that gas station
-HEs always here in the morning so i stop coming before work
-everything about him give me the urge to slit his throat and burn his corpse
-with his retarded voice he say GOOOWD EVENINNNNNG
-god i hate his voice
-take a bunch of chocolate bar
-good choice, those are my favorite
-GRRRR I DIDNT fucking ask you anything you fuck face
-y-yeah... is nathalia sick? why shes not working?<
-nathalia? shes not sick. I had to fire her
-WWWwwwwHHHAAAAAAAAT
-she WASNT doing the job correctly like i ask her to do and she arrived late twice just this month
-i live without taking anything and went to my car angry
-i never see her again
that fucking piece of shit with cloth named zack kuczynski he fired the only person that was doing a good service in the garbage of gas station i truly wish his family burn in hell and he die from a cancer before he can reproduce any of his retarded genes fuck i hate zack kuczynski
Owen Long
Jordan Jones
Easton Murphy
Jackson Turner
*poop*
Landon Cruz
Justin Reyes
Kevin Edwards
James Long
Thomas Walker
Aaron Mitchell
Luis Powell
want
Julian Rogers
Aaron Perry
BAD SCHNOOKIE WOOKIE, BAD!
Owen Turner
looks amazing
Oliver Murphy
What this thread smells like...
Chase Scott
Eeeeeeep!!!!!
Wyatt Adams
*smooches screen*
Chase Barnes
Nathaniel Cruz
YOU let it happen.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Grayson Gonzalez
stop fapping to photoshop you sad cunt
Jonathan Gomez
what in the royal fuck
Jason Sanchez
Joowess Queenie OwO
Wyatt Howard
Oh sry about that, it's BD BTW, I know we're in high school again and you hate me and think I have cooties or whatever, just a disclaimer. :3
Anthony James
Kevin Parker
GOD I wish that barricade were me...
Get that sad cunt lmao, you have my support.
You're in the presence of kings now.
Landon Bailey
:*(
Blake Brown
>millionaire singer
>poses like a prostitute
>destroys the mystery
>career begins disappearing
Camden Flores
O 3 O IT IS?!
Daniel Wood
BD, I don’t hate you. I’d have to give a shit to have feelings of hate. I do think you piss on everyone’s parade because you’re unhappy. Do what the rest of us do and just keep that shit bottled up inside.
Ryder Gray
>be user
>wants to be remembered
>desperately wants in screenshots
>vomits a random story
>nobody cares
Michael Evans
I was ok with you until today when you hurt babsanon!
Asher Thompson
*￣ з ￣) It will take EVERYTHING I have to keep it in... I'm not saying I won't, I'm just saying, this will be a test no one has ever been put through before...
Joseph Jackson
>umbrellas against snow
Nicholas Young
I didn't read his reply I already left, did he cuss me out? I didn't mean to hurt him but it's so tru what I said tho... (´ε｀ )
Owen Cooper
ugly ppl losers sucking dicks for a living hating pussies but still pro lgbt cucky sissy faggots with dildos up the ass is a pathetic robo horny cock blocking a sexual moron very sad story though
ugly ppl losers sucking dicks for a living hating pussies but still pro lgbt cucky sissy faggots with dildos up the ass is a pathetic robo horny cock blocking a sexual moron very sad story though
Jace Butler
ugly ppl losers sucking dicks for a living hating pussies but still pro lgbt cucky sissy faggots with dildos up the ass is a pathetic robo horny cock blocking a sexual moron very sad story though
>ugly ppl losers sucking dicks for a living hating pussies but still pro lgbt cucky sissy faggots with dildos up the ass is a pathetic robo horny cock blocking a sexual moron very sad story though
ugly ppl losers sucking dicks for a living hating pussies but still pro lgbt cucky sissy faggots with dildos up the ass is a pathetic robo horny cock blocking a sexual moron very sad story though
Joshua Peterson
ugly ppl losers sucking dicks for a living hating pussiesugly ppl losers sucking dicks for a living hating pussies but still pro lgbt cucky sissy faggots with dildos up the ass is a pathetic robo horny cock blocking a sexual moron very sad story though but still pro lgbt cucky sissy faggots with dildos up the ass is a pathetic robo horny cock blocking a sexual moron very sad story though
Tyler Murphy
you should read his replies
Ayden Davis
>t. enabler
Angel Sanders
>implying snow isn't water
>implying that's not a wintry mix anyway
Juan Williams
Ryan James
Honest question Schnookie, you've been here a long time and this entire time I've never actually found out why it is that you spam. I was actually thinking that when I was lying down an hour or so ago. Care to explain?
Gavin Miller
why dont u carry an umbrella everywhere, since air humidity isnt 0% and vapour is water?
David Jones
Fake
Gabriel Stewart
It's fun, bd. Don't pretend you don't know.
>what is shitposting
>get drunk
>take shots
>have sex
>fuck around baby
Jace Nelson
It's not really that fun. :----------/
IDK maybe you like it more than I do.
Landon Allen
R-replies? You mean there's more than one?! Oh geeze her really let me have it... (´ε｀ )
Matthew Allen
It's funny especially when it's a random, abstract concept - like a pie in the face this is as old as dinosaurs, bruv
we're all just here to have a good time.
Owen Perez
Too many peoples take these threads too seriously, Jaysus I'm just here to look at pretty celebs and play with my penis sometimes. (´ε｀ )
Aiden Carter
shut up, bd
Tomorrow you'll be spamming again in no time.
Brody Martin
>derp
Lucas Jackson
I think I love neener user, but pssssh.
Camden Evans
this.
Charles Hughes
gday
Charles Scott
>career begins disappearing
She just acted in a popular Netflix show, has a new album out and tour dates selling out around the world.
Luke Cook
Hey bd, user told me you are back.
You know why I always seem like I am half way out the door and not really caring?
You constantly tell me you are about to leave when I arrive. The moment I try to get close to you you pull shit like you did last thread.
I might sound condescending, yes, but I am just honestly speaking my mind, because I don't know how else to express my feelings in a virtual format.
And I've never had a deep conversation with you because you never seem to engage in any. How can I ever open up when at every corner I have to fear you are going to shit all over me again?
Also I don't like opening up publically, that's why I've asked you multiple times for disc.
There you have it. I'm honestly sorry if you don't feel the same, but I just wanted to be friends.
Jaxson Taylor
>15
>underage b&
Jaxon Lewis
I was always open to lewd with you, that never seems to be the other way around.
Don't blame me for insincere conversations if you are never opening up either.
Carson Gonzalez
Sup Hersh
Joseph Clark
Kys bd
Logan Sanchez
You haven't been tested like I have.
Christopher Sanchez
enjoy your ban, m8
Matthew Robinson
hey cute stuff
hey neeners
Xavier Wright
Hi qt Babs.
Adrian Moore
Based on what, kiddo
Mate, if you know what "tested" means in the context I know of it, you would tuck your head between your knees, wimp. You're a fucking druggie bipolar pms bitch. You wouldn't be half the man my dad was.
Jacob Stewart
Adrian Hall
spamming ≠ shitposting you fucking leprechaun. you do it because you're 3 ½ feet tall, your entire life consists of you constantly taking pics of yourself in your barren, shithole apartment and jumping from one autistic Yea Forums bandwagon to another. faggot.
Liam Ross
>deletes his previous comment
>muh life was so hard but I'm cowardice
Angel Foster
ooooh staaaaay mad bd, cancerous cunt.
>muh, "i'm 15 ; deletes post"
Ethan Howard
I've read all this but I don't really know how to respond to it. :--/
Michael Gray
since you told me you'll be needing it
all the best of wishes for today again, I'm gonna keep thinking of you
Liam Murphy
heyeyey
Liam Carter
I hate when people overly trim their beards...
Charles Gutierrez
I’ll be he has an interesting collection of pron.
Andrew Anderson
Ignore the cancer, user. For the sake of the thread.
William Ramirez
You're right, vicky-user.
Parker Walker
im gonna get hate for posting this but here you go
Ryan White
I was gone for like 5 minutes what’d he do?
Benjamin Lee
Thank you again. It’ll be a better day I’m sure.
Andrew Diaz
Oh ari!
Jayden Robinson
don't, take it or leave it
act on it or don't ... at this point the nice you was one of the few people I was coming back to the threads for as I have everyone else on disc and I don't even know if that's worth it anymore
Daniel Howard
bd is 15 y.o according to himself hahaha
Connor Thompson
he acts like it sooo........
Kayden King
super hot look
Adrian Howard
careful with that, or you might burn me with that hottie ;3
have some lovely babs too
Grayson Rodriguez
Like I said, half way out the door at all times, that's not a bad thing you're just not meant for these threads at all. No one is to be fair. I'd leave here too if I could and I'd suggest you do as soon as possible.
Julian Richardson
kys faggot
Cooper Young
Aiden Gomez
Parker Parker
Leave for good
Daniel Hughes
>sad samefag, bd
Easton Watson
disgusting bimbo
Noah Evans
Isabella Moner is very pretty
Landon Stewart
cuz 2nyt I'm cleaning out my closet
Jordan Green
cancercancercancercancercancercancer
Julian Ramirez
hey, there I was saying what's what and you just tell me to fuck off
I'll give you a last chance, but not today
I'm not in the mood for putting up with your shit today
Connor Sanchez
sry
now she's all covered up so she's not lewd anymore :3
Wyatt Martin
She looks more grown up here, not really sure if I like it not how about you?
Jose Wright
Looks like a trap. Pass
Evan Rivera
The sooner you give up on him the better
Brandon Watson
How to summon Jlo user?
Easton Stewart
pls kys fagit
Alexander Morris
nobody likes you BD.
Ian Morales
Selena Gomez Is A cutie
Gabriel Jones
Eat shit you whiny bitch, you just twisted what I said so you could have something to complain about.
Jacob Ward
You really hiding behind your DAD.. come on.
But my 2 cents, you're both bitches. You and the faggot you're crying about.
Julian Morris
don't care, newfag.
John Ross
>this thread
Christian Phillips
that's not what I did, that's how I understood what you said
oof, I really like her black widow costume
Wyatt Morgan
High school musical 2 is my favorite movie
Cameron Campbell
Matthew Miller
been here for over a year now, does it look like I'm going anywhere, bitchboi?
Kayden Brooks
And here you are hiding behind your keyboard. Quite the contrast, considering you know who you're talking to. No grounds, back off faggot.
Aiden Taylor
She looks so fucking hot in this outfit
Grayson Long
You're acting like this is a good place to be, that's where the mix up in our communication is. You suggested YOURSELF that you wanted to leave and I said that yeah, you should (cause this place is a shithole) and then you turn around and claim that I'm telling you to fuck off.
Jack Nguyen
>I think I should leave.
>Yeah you should, I'd leave if I could.
>YOU'RE TELLING ME TO FUCK OFF
Wow!
Liam Hernandez
b-b-b-b-but my dad was cool once therefor... i .. am cool now? wait, what?
Hudson Hall
Lewd
Henry Bell
Wow dood
Lucas Jackson
I was just saying that you're one of the last people I come here for, not the last
>the nice you was one of the FEW people
few being the operating word here
meaning even if you weren't I'm still gonna come here
don't make yourself more special than you are
Colton Ramirez
WTF I thought this site has MEMES but this not meme?? Not funny guys!!!!
Aaron Green
>b-b-b-b-but my dad was cool once therefor... i .. am cool now? wait, what?
Oh, you so smart.
Zero family values for you, though.
End of transmission.
Jayden Powell
Anyone got Sophie Turner's recent topless candids?
Cameron Jenkins
Oh no, bitchboi and bitchboi 2 fight.
Logan Morales
also nice elf eared nigri, I like
it's not a fight
Easton Garcia
Ryan Reyes
I got 'em
Oliver Martinez
lmao there you go AGAIN acting like I give a shit, have all the times I've ignored you not gotten through your hair that I don't give a fuck about you and just want to look at celebs? It's sad that I have to beat it over your head.
Brayden Wright
Levi Foster
man I miss him every day actually
Brayden Kelly
more Nina hips please
Anthony Allen
You beat your cock over his head?
Ayden Sanchez
enablers
Caleb Garcia
she's so lewd
Kevin Martinez
Nigga just google
Carson Jenkins
kek, try to act all tough
in truth you are just driving away all the people because you don't know any better
you'd have no celebs to look at if people actually cared about your spamming
in truth you are all alone and you want others to feel the same, because you don't think it's fair
guess what, you're just digging your own grave by pushing people like me, people that actually care about you away
Luis Williams
I forgot to say hello to my fellow anons.
Joshua Thomas
That dude is wearing a waistcoat. What a faggot.
Jonathan Adams
hey bootsbro
Sebastian Davis
hey hey, how's it going?
Grayson Gutierrez
You’re so lewd
Christian Sanchez
more pixels
Henry Gutierrez
she cute
Anthony Jones
doing better again
how's you?
Ryan White
Nolan Ortiz
>place is shit, you should leave
>I cant leave
fucking ambiguous as fuck
Julian Lee
If you really want me to be honest, I've had enough friends leave without saying goodbye that I can't get close to people anymore and I don't try, that's why I don't open up to you or anyone really. I've learned that internet friends are not real friends.
I don't want you to feel bad for me and I don't need you to, but I'm an asshole because I make damn sure I don't get close to anyone, so that I CAN push them away cause it hurts a lot more when they just up and leave.
I've been through this enough times to recognize that I'm the common denominator in it, I know I'm a fucking asshole and I suspect that everyone else is too to the point of paranoia. I don't think anyone can truly be nice to me.
Meh, that's the entire story. It's not your fault that I'm mean to you, I have very severe trust issues.
Gabriel Lopez
>I don't give a fuck about you and just want to look at celebs?
That is EXACTLY how everyone here feels about you. It's too bad you're always flooding threads and won't leave because you're a loser.
Gabriel Fisher
Doing good, just relaxing and looking at the pretty celebs.
Ethan Kelly
Miley sex tape when?
Josiah Cook
I wish I could lick her feet
Christopher Bell
Levi Thompson
why is this thread so full of triggered people?
David Bell
Brayden Torres
Parker Fisher
more pixels, never skimp on pixels when tits are involved
Isaiah Cook
Lincoln Sanchez
Evan Long
Michael Bennett
Internet friends aren't real friends, I totally agree on that. That doesn't mean that you can't treat them like real friends, at least I do. And in the past I even have made real friends out of internet ones.
I know it isn't easy to trust people, you have to put in effort and work. And then maybe one in ten, maybe one in onehundred, if you hit it off it will really work.
Hell, people have left this thread forever and we are still saying hi to another almost daily. If you actually would just let go of your defenses for a single moment you'd know that there's much joy to be had with the right people.
I know I'd not give up on you if we actually were friends.
Austin Johnson
phew good era for her
Ryder Rodriguez
you and your candices are always appreciated :)
Aaron Cruz
Are there any REAL celeb cumshot stuff out there?
Josiah Perez
do you like brie larson?
Henry Nelson
Fuck off thighcuck
Luke Morgan
only that wrestler chick
Jace Reed
sure, look at your mum
Brayden Bell
awww, thank you, you too with Barbara.
Because of this post I just want to say that I met my best friend through Yea Forums
Plenty of that on the web.
Carter Cooper
Honestly don't find her remotely attractive. She has such a fat old beaner face.
Andrew Fisher
see, triggered
Robert Wright
come oooon
Cameron Morris
fuuck, those boots are pure sex
saved friend
Jaxson Perry
Joseph Murphy
Face doesn't look bad.
Parker Johnson
TBH, not very interested in low tier stuff. Isn't it pretty weird tho that there are nudes and sex tapes and shit leaked but almost no cumshots etc.
Joshua Rivera
Just you wait until Zara Larsson tape leaks.
Jacob Sullivan
not as a person but I can definitely think of some good uses for her
Mason Sullivan
Unlike porn, most people cum inside their women irl
Noah Brown
I do
Lucas Hernandez
You can do way better than me, you deserve way better than me. I tried to push you away from here because I don't want you to become as pathetic as I am, save yourself. You tried and that's all you can do because I can't say that I'll ever be close to anyone again.
I'm sorry that I have to leave again, this is too much for me. You can reply if you want but I won't be here to read it. I'd say sorry for the mean things I said but I'd hope you never cared enough for it to bother you anyways and if you did that's what I'm sorry about.
Take care.
Jaxson Rivera
Some do, some don't. I've been with both kinds.
Mason White
Yes they are.
Sorry to see you leave again :(
Jonathan Hughes
I'll see you around. I'm sorry to have made you feel bad :(
Caleb Gomez
quads checked
Ethan Torres
Juan Robinson
>rping as ben affleck from good will hunting
just when you think you've seen it all
Dylan Rodriguez
what a nice little ass she's got
Nathan Johnson
Miley fap
Andrew Ortiz
do you have more of those cute wedge heels? they make me hard as fuck
Lincoln Torres
And what a shit post I wasted my quads on. :(
Jose Young
>I tried to push you away from here because I don't want you to become as pathetic as I am
change comes from within
Thomas Morgan
Nathaniel Murphy
Good day everyone!
Jose Moore
Benjamin Young
Oh dear...
Ian Martinez
Hide yo children
Chase Cooper
hide yo wife
Jace Ward
Is everything okay, user?
Dominic Brown
Jaxson Watson
My goodness..
Yes everything is fine
Juan Smith
Six pics of that to be exact.
Cameron Lee
Oh okay, that's good
Chase Kelly
I have been summoned
Zachary White
Hello papa
Dominic Anderson
bring nudes
Levi Campbell
This is good
Ayden Cook
These feets tho...
Cooper Wood
Heya there!
Isaiah Collins
ye shall receive
Jason Scott
Gavin Perez
Fuck! Yes!
Evan Hughes
James Jenkins
Just wanted to say that I love the pics she's showing those big tits. Or at least they appear big..
Adrian Ross
they are quite
Bentley Edwards
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YOUR WIFE
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YOUR WIFE
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YOUR WIFE
and hide yo husbands, cause they RAPIN errybody out here
Brayden Turner
oh god yes, more please!
Levi Thompson
>They are quite
Nice!
Sure
Daniel Clark
Jose Brooks
Cute pic, whats up?
Jaxson Williams
dem leggings
Daniel Phillips
RIP my dreams
Hunter Lee
She looks like a prozzie
Carson Lewis
Brandon Cruz
Oh ... you're right, didn't even know she had feet.
Jace Cox
my cock
Aaron Peterson
those boots are gonna make me cum
Christopher Price
Thomas Powell
Not too much. Writing a check list so I don't forget anything when I fly to iceland
What about you?
Elijah Bailey
Gabriel Perez
They are really good.
Xavier Rogers
I think that's a lie
Kayden Nelson
Dominic Hughes
that camera should've been just 10 inches lower and a little to the right
David Bailey
fuckin hell
they are extremely lewd
Levi James
Miley is covered with tats, the pic in the OP has none, obvious shop.
Cooper Stewart
That'd be kinda lewd tho user...
John Campbell
Aiden Turner
Love to see Barbara with a face full of makeup
Nicholas Ortiz
...
Carter Perry
Just relaxing right now, when are you going to Iceland? That sounds fun.
Grayson Scott
The irony
Juan Hughes
Not sure about the career disappearing but she definitely broke the spell by looking like trash for a couple years. It's like after Britney Spears got fat. Even though she lost the weight eventually she never looked hot again.
Connor Gray
imagine you started fucking with disney staff when youre 9 years old and now you have to photoshop your pussy because its gotten so rancid and loose