You smile, you leave Yea Forums

You smile, you leave Yea Forums.

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Bump. Almost got me a few times but so far no laughs

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Fair and impartial my ass

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???

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What the actual fuck? Did they actually think that would work?

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This makes me sad little boys should not be humiliated;
this one is more amusing in my opinion:

>HDMI to garden hose
>german engineering

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Legend

> begone thot

"Awww yeah, stay right there you dumb yellow bitch! Don't move. Stay...stay.... HAHA SURPRISE, CUNT!!!"

MAKE WAY
Those are hilarious

The more times I see that - the funnier it gets.
Kept it running in a tab for a whole week to cheer me up every time I felt guilty
after my Mom died in her sleep when I didn't reply to some thread on Yea Forums.

>stupid entitled bitch standing on the wrong side of the line
>"gonna plow me a cow"

yes.
when only maintenance vehicles are cleared for using the tracks, then firefighters can do it the quick way and the vehicle must switch to rubber wheels and back for that crossing.
firefighters have sort of a right of way thing, if the situation does not allow for passing the hose below the tracks, everyone else has to work around or wait

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lol you could almost say they are...
doomed

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That just makes me want to drink bleach

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You fuck. Im probably getting baited but thats Quake, trigger me like that the fuck is wrong with you?

You fuck, I'm probably getting baited, but thats Quake, not doom. Trigger me like that, the fuck is wrong with you?

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You must be really fun at parties.

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I am because I can crack jokes that are actually good.

>You must be really fun at parties.

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sure

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These was all stupid
As fuck

then beat it, nigger.

Huh. Took a while

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There's a wire support holding the tree in place. He's going to get off the ladder well before it's going to fall, and then, when he's safe. initiate the fall.

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Alright, that's probably up there with the weirdest thing I've ever seen here

That just made me angry. What sort of weak cunt can't open a door when that's the only thing stopping it?

LO!lL MIXING THINGS UP AND PRETENDING TO BE SERIOUS ABOUT IT IS THE GREATEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUNNY? GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A NIGGER LIKE THE FAGGOT YOU ARE! LO!@L!!!!!!!!!!

>When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

This is actually clever. Hell, it even steams the buns while keeping them warm.

Of course, the next poor guy to use the machine gets hotdog-flavoured coffee.

It's a prison hack supposedly.
Not sure if it actually originated in prisons but it could have
And the carafe is glass. No hot dog water runs through the machine. Wash the carafe right and no weener coffee next time

>feet related fetishes
just kill those degenerates already

You sound like someone who's no stranger to getting fucked in the ass by a nigger, sir.