I'm a security officer(basically a fuckin Rena-mall cop) in AZ

I'm a security officer(basically a fuckin Rena-mall cop) in AZ
Had the job for about 5 months AMA

Attached: download (1).jpg (287x175, 9K)

Great so fuck you guys.... Hate getting burryed

Where did it all go wrong in your life?

I've been in security for 8 years and had so many opportunities to fuck girls who've come onto me but never pursued it. now i'm 27 and i'm young anymore... anyways, the jobs boring as fuck and if you're lucky to score a 1 man post with no surveillance cameras watching you then you can pretty much smoke weed all night, play video games, watch movies, get on tindr and fuck some girls who come over to the post

I'm only 19 kek. But it all started when I was born with a leg disability

Havent been as lucky as you with the girls but ya theres no cameras were I'm at lol. I just browse /b and listen to the radio

i'm not in any way lucky its just horny sluts who are half drunk but sexy as fuck and they lose their inhibitions. i will say when i worked in a community it was easy to pick up girls who just got done fighting with their boyfriends and were halfway drunk

this girl, stephanie, i tried to fuck so bad. she was super hot. she was an escort but i didn't care, nor did i know at the time. she came home about 2am and was visibly upset, so i walked over and asked was everything alright, she said no her boyfriend was pissed that she ate some girl's pussy at the strip club - first time for her, and she liked it - and he was pissed he didn't get any action that night. so i said what a douche, you're a cool girl. she asked for a hug so i hugged her and felt her pokey a cup nips poking through. so i walked away and she began walking back to her apartment. i found her and she was squatting down so i went over to ask if she needed help... only then i realized she was pissing so i sorta looked away and she said "you can watch if you want" so fuck yeah i watched. i asked her if she was shaved and she pulled her shorts down enough for me to see her clit puffy before pulling her pants back up.

the biggest regret i have is not banging the brains out of her that night.

another place i worked at the baby daddy left home for like 5 months so i had a fling with the new mother who was like 21 at the time. i was 24. her pussy was fucked up from the birth but hell man she sucked dick nice. we met up at 2am when everyone was asleep and we fucked in the pool, the basketball courts, the backseat of my car. she was a lot of fun, but i never came with her. it was a fun 4 weeks with her. i recently talked to her and she said her baby daddy came back and ended up beating her to a pulp so i said ooook... blocked.

Fuuuuuucccckkk dude ya you should have fucked her kek. What state are you in may I ask?

I am in that exact position just in a shitty part of the city so I have to go outside and I carry a gun. Other than that I'm 4 dab hits into 5 hours of my shift and I'm watching season two of the legion for some reason been here 8 years.

Wait your on AZ? Also are you an armed guard or an unarmed guard who carries?

Unarmed who carries not in AZ and I have wifi a pop fountain/juice/cappuccino and empty rooms if I want to sleep. All the door are locked and most nights it's ZzzzZzzZ just have those random ass nights where you're forced to either maybe die or maybe kill someone. 95% of them have been black drunk dudes or druggies the other 5% have been white redneck/biker dudes no females ever really try to fight they just walk away.

I hope you're getting paid good money for that shit. I wouldn't put my life on the line like that for 10 fucking dollars an hour, fuck that.

FL

It's not a bad gig. I was paid good because I was at this one site. We had internet so I'd go out to my trunk, load a bong and smoke it down. Go back inside the cool AC and binge watch Dexter or play runescape

$10 an hour but if I really wanted to I could just stay indoors forever but then I run the risk of people actually fucking with shit.

I try not too but it's always surprise situations which is why I carry. I've been walking next to 12 year olds and then they just pick up fucking rocks and sticks and start rushing me it's just the weirdest surprise now deal with this shit.

We have a pool room here that has no fire system in it walk in there lounge in the Hawaiian lounge chairs it's nice I have friends up here to smoke all the time really makes me not want a real nice paying job.

i hear you brother. real paying jobs suck, believe me. i ended up going straight and getting mortgage and became a jail deputy. i miss smoking mad amounts of weed at work and lazing around with nothing to do. if i made half an attempt at getting women at those jobs i'd probably never quit. i quit the jail job like 5 months ago kek so i'm back in security but not enjoying my old self like i once was - which sucks because i was getting pretty good shit a couple of years ago from this guy who was having stuff delivered from colorado, washington, and oregon. amazing highs and nothing better than finding a nice cozy spot to sleep in and getting paid

I get 12 an hour but minimum wage is shit in AZ( its too high is what I'm saying) what are you guarding? I'm guarding construction sites

94 old people lmfao so I sometimes have to deal with the occasional death or shitting themselves or falling thankfully all I do is call 911 and let them do everything I just get to walk into rooms and find surprises. lmfao.

Used to work as an unloader at walmart and then same at a hardware store shit sucked dicks I've worked construction 13-17 delivered phone books and cleaned fed ex trucks in the winter at 12 all to help family in tough times so I know hard work and it's a HUGE factor why I don't wanna leave. I don't know how you made it 5 months as a jail deputy fuck that noise.

find a gated community with 1 guard shack or better yet find a spot where you're doing his kind of work. easy fucking money. i used to leave my old job 4 hours early... scheduled to 6am and i'd leave at 2am and shut the phone off for security requests. i'd come up with a clever excuse that the shitty flip phone they issued us didn't get signal when we sat in the first floor office (building had 5 floors) so we couldn't get any calls. hahaha those suckers believed me every single time (was brought to my attention maybe 5x - left work early maybe 180 times) before getting laid off of course thanks in part to me. the other guys got hired on by the new company i ended up leaving to find some other place because the pay sucked at that location.

word man, hard work sucks. sorry to hear your family fell on hard times, hope it all worked out. i did 5 months before i burned myself out and quit. now i'm considering going back because i'm a fucking retard

Oh shit dude that's EASY af dude damn. Have you ever seen some one just kill over and die?

As of yet no but it was close I've seen people brought back but never die people here have walked into apartments and found them bleeding out in the kitchen phew thankfully not me xD

I basically am in a gated community but there's no guard shack unfortunately so I'm in my car or out side all day and night

I have a couple of questions

>how much do you make an hour
>how much are your paychecks after taxes
>how hot is it

Attached: 13458755-C24D-44EA-8AB6-F45EB11B564E.jpg (615x348, 33K)

Sounds pretty exciting tbh. Not that there diein but that it could happen at any moment kek

It's all worked out and taught me about life early so it helped me I leave work every now and again to run to walmart or something to get groceries or food but I have this pager that sends an alarm to me when someone hits their emergency I've fallen and I can't get up button so that shit's helpful with leaving.

Except when you walk into a room where an old lady slipped and fell out of her shower and shit on herself and then tried to get herself up only to fall again and roll around in her shit in pain finally get up and sit and lay on everything furniture wise and bed the smell of shit that morning stays with me and her face was black and blue (she was white) and looked like a swollen body that's been dumped in water.

12 an hour

Around 800 to 900 a paycheck get paid every 2 weeks

It's fucking miserably hot (105°-115°)and I dont have AC. I down water like a slut begging to drink cum

.... Ya ill stick with my job don't want yours

that's how it was for me when i hooked up with that single mom. sucks when you're sitting in the car burning fuel but it's a trade off i suppose

that's badass. helps with ducking out. for some reason at the jobs i've had i wasn't allowed to leave the post without being relieved.. so i never went out for a burger or anything but then again i did leave 4 hours early a lot

12 an hour / $794 a check / 95 so far
i quit some 15 an hour security gig because they were making me do too much work. i did 2 days there and went back to the old job that i called out sick from for 2 days in a row.

Not only was my fuel burning but so the fuck was I KEKEKEK. Good thing my company just gave me a car with AC. Probably would have died of heat stroke

holy fuck that's awesome hahaha. smoke em if you got em brother

Do you find it hard holding your tiny dick all day?

>pic related

Attached: haterentalcops.jpg (197x292, 20K)

Just went outside to smoke one last time found hobo pissing on side of the building I scared him he left his cane and his "FUCK SMUSH" stick lmfao just the randomist shit sometimes.

hahahah

Why don’t you have an AC bro, you live in the fucking desert

Attached: 07B7DC7C-F430-4C26-B945-4B4434DA6346.jpg (694x960, 84K)