Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general? Stories would be appreciated...

>One time hanging out with a girl who was a friend I shoved my dick in her ass. She was really curious to try anal and we didn't know back then that you needed lube so I just kind of rammed it home. Guess she was in so much pain that by the time she was able to say anything I had already nutted in her ass.

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went to a public pool back when i was 17-18... was alone in changing room, butt naked with chubs. girlfriends little sister barged in... exchanged smiles and fooled around. good times

kek

Dont do this..... I knew a guy in HS who did this to a girl he liked on the train. She reported him and he is on the sex offenders list.

They tried to get him as a child predator also because he was 17 and she was 16 and 17 was the age of consent.

This was 9 years ago and I assume things have inly gotten worse

I once exposed my entire nude body to m sister when she walked down the stairs to the basement. She never came downstairs again and Christmas is still weird after 20 years.

My FWB babysits her best friends kids, 8 (girl), boy (3-4) I've exposed my shaved cock to her about 5-7 times, she always stares as I pretend not to notice/keep her gaze in my periph, lol

Why would u do that to a 8 year old?

When I first met my ex-wife we used to go over to her friends house. Her friend had a daughter, about 11 or 12 I think. Fucking impossibly beautiful girl. She was always hung around me and I think she had a crush on me. Wish I had thought to wear some shorts without underwear and let my cock hang out a little.

I mean, if you want to have no homo sex you need to show your dick to a girl.

What are you? a fucking virgin?

You shave your cock? How hairy is your dick anyway?

That is the gayest thing in the entire history of AIDS-infested faggotry.

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Because I wanted to. It's a thrill exposing her virgin eyes to what a real dick looks like. She's seen her little brothers' diaper changed & seen her take a glance at my pants from time to time, so I thought I'd just give her what she wanted.

Yup. Didn't want to but I was dumb. Used to go commando regularly. I was at work and needed to move some animal cages outside with a couple of co workers. You can take a guess at what happened at the end of the moving. That fucking sound filled me with so much dread but I was lucky in that moment because nobody noticed but were confused at the sound. I played it off of course, too well in fact. I just convinced myself to ignore it and be comfortable while hiding it to hopefully get away without notice. All was well until we got to the ATV and started to make our way back. She was just staring at my crotch for what felt like 10 seconds until my few remaining braincells reminded me of what just happened a few minutes ago. I just "casually" closed my legs and we didn't speak to each other the rest of the day. She probably understood but fuck. I have the exact image of what she saw burned into my mind

I keep myself groomed actually, not hairy at all. My FWB just likes it better that way & I honestly don't mind it.

what, like Louis C.K style?

This girl was suppose to blow me but then when it got time she wouldn’t so I pulled my pants down so she would and she looked at me, laughed, and said “your penis is so small”

They head of my penis gets really hairy so I wax it sometimes.

Lol, I never new hair could even grow there.
Anyhow, I'm planning on slipping benadryl into her drink one night before she goes to bed, fap, & either cum in her mouth as she sleeps, or in her pussy.

Worst thing I ever did was jack off to a female friend while listening to her talk about random shit.

once I put out my erected penis during a lesson while sitting next to a female classmate
It seemed that she didn't notice, but after class she told on me to a teacher and I ended up crying at the principle office.
Best sexual experience of my life. Highly recommended.

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did she seem to notice? did you ever do anything again?

Fuckoff u sick pedo cunt

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hot, you get hard?

what happened? tell us more

It was really hot

One time I was bored in substitute math and decided to jerk it. Girl next to me saw and then did a big sex suck job on my dick and I came on quadratic equation homework and failed exam.

yeah.. i was fucked up on MDA and WAY TOO MUCH Ghb though.

they were understanding..

Yeah it can make your cock really flaccid and small

She didn’t notice at all . I’d like say shit once in a while to act like I was listening. It was diamonds for my dick but idk .....Seemed like too much to do again .

No. It was embarrassing as all hell. No erection + small dick + sitting down makes half inchers look like monsters.

It looked like a fucking belly button.

>work overnight shift
>only other worker there is a 5/10 chick
>get bored
>not wearing underwear
>get hard and unzip my pants but leave the button
>line it up to where you can see it at the right angle
>she actually looks down and blushes but acts like nothing happened
jerked off so hard to the thought of raping her after

Also to give more context . I ain’t no Christ chuck but I met her at my moms church the one day a year I go . She’s a virgin “ waiting for marriage “ type . And she tries to dress modestly but her tits are too huge to hide .

were you in the room with her?

Oh fuck I thought I said it. No i was on the phone with her. At first I had myself muted but she noticed I was being hella quite

dont worry, it was implied. just checking.

Yeah but not flashing it.

i peed at a girl from my class in primary school.
she bursted into the box and i just turned around not stopping what i was doing.
her mother was furious
good times

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Once I was standing in front of a friend who was usually a bit of a freak.Got horny thinking about if they say my print and i got too hard.

I used to leave my fly down at school when I wasn't wearing underwear then stand near groups of girls. This is just when phones with cameras were becoming more prominent so they'd take photos of it thinking they were being inconspicuous.
Still remembering them giggling to each other as I got an erection

femanon here. its my dream to have a stranger jerk it for me on a train. I would probably motion to the bathroom and let them fuck me.

i once fucked a guy i met on a train, but it was just flirting, no random exposure.

cock flash and public cum videos are my porn of choice

i also rub my tits on guys on busy trains on purpose and try and make them hard while being super subtle

add my snap; trextasex

thats my favorite, doesnt happen too often though. i like getting in trains at rush hour

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oh no please dont

Cousin was 15 or so so she was 17 pool party, left bathroom unlocked she came in (it was a walk through from outside to house), anyway I was changing and instantly was rock hard. I pulled my shorts away from my body and she came over, very interested and looked down. Her happy/excited face shifted to disappointment. Then laughed and said to put my doggy dick away and she went out into the house.

It's been like 10 years but she'll still tease me once in a while for not being circumcised... Shit makes me rock hard.

what happened?

so much opportunity for forced sexual contact

nice, so you were hard and they saw your cock all standing up?

Once flashed my sister my dick. One time jacked off in public in front of a couple of girls. They pretended they didn't notice but i kept catching their glances. I was so hard in the open air, showing my dick and face to these girls. I was so turned on.

please dont what?

reaction from them? reaction from sister? give details

Your sister
your ages? what she do? how were things after

Yep, i'd have headphones in too so they'd think I couldn't hear them talking about it

Only if you're ugly like Louis ck. Otherwise it's encouraged.

what would they say?

Both of you niggers better pray that the 4th reich doesnt become a thing. Because I archived these posts for future reference.
You are both going to hang if we ever get the authority of full government control of private corporations data servers like Yea Forums.

I was 15, she 17.

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did she seem interested at all when she saw?

Bless you user. We need more dedicated men like you to patrol the degenerates of society

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They'd dare each other to go have a closer look, ask how big they thought it was. But it was mostly gigging and whispering to each other with a lot of side glances.

did you ever make it twitch or anything so they'd notice more?

They just kinda kept looking and checkin on me they kinda looked stressed but they watched me through the whole time. Complete stranger in a very public area watched me cum. It was my fantasy so i tried it.

if this is true this is my fantasy

this isnt a cringe thread

No didn't want to make it too obvious. There was a girl in one of my classes that asked me to stand in a certain way so she could have a better view. She was making on she wanted a better look at my shoes kek

ever get it on with any girls cause of this activity?

nope I was too autistic for that, just got off on the voyeur aspect of it

Twice to the same girl. I was hanging out with this girl I met on fb, on our way home I whipped it out. I forget what was said at first but she wasn't mad. So I kind of stroked and asked if she can touch it. She started giving me head. She was terrible and I didn't cum. I did the same exact thing the next time and ended up getting her off.

tits?

yeah it was to a girl who was 16, we'd known eachother since highschool & had only ever been friends coz i didn't have the guts to fuck her, i think our friendship was her just hanging out for my money but one day i was blind drunk and she video calls with her friends, i don't know why but i pulled down my pants and flashed my cock because she looked kinda drunk too and she says "what is that? I didn't see anything" my pubes were very bushy and my size i generous average, some chicks are just whores.

hot, glad to hear it worked out for you.

did she seem attracted or interested in your cock?

>be me
>ex come back home
>she is in shock
>ask what happened
>she said she was flashed
>ask if everthing is okay
>she tells me she was sleeping on the bus and she wakes up to a guys fapping next to her and filming, he was using his backpack as a cover so other passengers wouldnt notice
>why didnt you shout? You stupid?
>she was afraid that he would do attack her or something
>the bus open the doors
>the guys cum in her tights and escape

hot

I was pissed when i heard, but i wondered about the video, and if i would ever see the video posted inn here

bump

I took my raging hard cock out while walking through a park. Old lady saw me while she was walking her dog. I sat on bench and started to jerk off with my back towards her. When I heard her foot steps that’s when I ended up cumming..
but didn’t have the nerve to look back. Then I got the fuck out of there.

Back in high school I used to go over this neighbors apts that had some sort of backyard and used to peak through the windows at night watching a few women get undressed in this apt they lived in. One was kinda old around 40s didnt mind that and the other was young late 20s. The older lady used to stretch around her room naked while I jacked off outside watching her. The younger one watched porn at times and I caught her a few times playing with herself while I was outside busting a huge nut leaving my mark on the walls and windows as well. I have more stories if you want to know.

give more stories please, sounds really hot getting to watch her watch porn and masturbate

My childhood friend in high school, she said she was curious how a penis look like, got my first blowjob

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I'm guessing this was before smartphones? If not, why not film it?

PLEASE GIVE DETAILED STORY

Yeah man its crazy. Whats funny was another young girl around her age used to live in that room but guess moved out but I saw her nude as well but never watching porn or touching herself sadly. But the on the I saw touching herself I was amazed when I saw her do that like holy shit. She watched porn of girls in threesomes and sometimes big cocks cause she was asian so I was like damn. I was hesitant to even knock on the window while she watched and tell her can I come in and help you. Another story, I also climbed up this wall thing next to the neighbors window that happened to be right next to the bathroom window of the women I peak on. Sometimes they even had the window open so I saw them undress watched them shower or use the bathroom I couldnt hold in my cum for to long so I bust sometimes my cum even landed on the window which was crazy knowing how kinda hard it was to aim a lil far distance to peak in. Got more stories even sneaking into there house a few times while they were gone I can talk about.

>"omg his balls are so sexy"
Kek

No this was actually back in like 2011-2014 era. Reason I didnt film was because of how hard it was due to the blinds. Plus this was at night most of the time didnt wanna use my phone cause of sketchy it was to be there sometimes. Even having to dodge a censor light which was sketch too. But the blinds were only open so much that they never really opened it if that makes sense

wtf, greentext now. how old was she?

>be me in high school
>dont have much friends
>hangout with my childhood friend everyday after school
>she is always playful
>one day we were at my place just chilling
>she said she never saw a dick in her life except in porn and stuff
>she ask if she could take a look at it
>lower my pants
>she gets on her knees and started playing with it
>blowjob
>that became somthing we did everyday after school
>ask her out

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>A literal retard in the wild

They're looking at YOU like you're a retard for just standing there. Then they realize you're G A Y and avoid eye contact.

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cringe 12 year olds

more like a snap, but what ever.

>all those strong virile Aryan males
>all off to war with you to die
>kek

Did she swallow? The first time?

Not the first time, she said it tasted weird and soited in her hands, but she played with it which is nice. But now she got used to it

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The number of times I have exposed my penis: can be counted on the fingers of one hand, if you get my drift.

Same happened to me except there was two girls and they were besties together and I just hang out with them. Ended up having sex with both of them then and there. We continued to do this for a long time after the first time. I never asked neither of them out but we casually fucked even in public places.

Other one was a hot latino girl and the other one was a white girl from so called "good" family.

never happened

Nice

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Ive had plenty of fun at the nude beach. There's also a beach nearby that is not officially nude, but if you walk far enough from the main area theres always people nude and the park police doesnt really patrol that far. Its mostly men, mostly gay. I'm cool with showing my big dick to anyone. Nothing better than laying out nude with your cock baking in the sun. Sometimes clothed women might be crossing thru the area, thats when you give it a couple of rubs to get a semi chub going and then "walk to the water". At the official nude beach I had an older, chubby black lady once say 'nice dick', so i went over and stood by her "you like that?" this sorta thing. I ended up sitting on her blanket, i think she had a wind screen up, and i jerked off while she watched and verbally encouraged me. I shot a load on her arm... then left. Might actually go today.

So how many times in total did she suck your dick?

Did she ever get naked and let you eat her pussy in return?

thats gonna look so good in 20 years

I really enjoy doing that. Once i was peeing behind some bushes when i finished i kept my cock outside the trousers for couple of seconds to check my phone. Then i raise my eyes from the cell to see a woman watching, i was so turned on that i started to masturbate. She didn't went away and instead she stay pretending to talk with someone by phone. I cum so hard!

Hard to say, first time was in the first year of high school and we stayed together until the senior year. She blowed me or we had sex almost everyday

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Then what happened? Is she married now? Are you still a dork who can't fuck other chicks?

Not flashing my dick but I was fucking this girl at a sleepover at her house whilst a couple of her friends were sleeping on the floor.

I was on my back with her slowly riding me trying not to make any noise when I suddenly felt someone tickle my foot. Didn't say a word worried her friends would catch us going at it. Before I knew it this chick was sucking my toes whilst I was getting fucked by her friend.

Probably the hottest shit I've ever experienced, pretty sure the girl I was fucking never found out. Woke up to morning BJ for the first time ever as well that weekend.

We moved on, after we broke up she become the high school school blowing every single guy i knew before graduation. Now i know she work in random places around the city and does some jobs as model in car shows and for some commercials

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how did she stare at your cock? was it with young lust and excitement?

She had a smile on her face a mixture of playful and sexy

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how did you feel about it at the time

hottt

Sieg Heil brothers!

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Felt nice, never imagined my friend would be sucking my dick. She was delicate and really sexy, impressive for a first bj. Little by little she turned in to the high school whore and that still turn me on

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missed opportunity, cuz no doubt the toe sucking girl was a freak. you could have easily directed her to lick the girl's ass ... or yours, she'd have done it. How do I know? That girl was me! Hi user, how have u been, that night was so hottt.

while i like these pics (though better suited for asian thread) can we stop this cringey conversation about the intimate details of your old relationshp, how did you feel, what was the look like. This is embarassing.

the intimate details are what makes it more arousing fool, but i'll relent.

almost positive that the above is a conversation with yourself. So, yea ... relent. "playful and sexy", "she was delicate" ... enough of this shit.

Should i continue with the pics...

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go to the asian thread. shes hot but you're off topic, it detracts.

Would agree with you, but this time we are not the same person

its two separate people nigger leave the chink alone
if you want but theyre only okayish

agreed go to asian thread

Yeh, my current girlfriend and former neighbor.

>Help her get her car out of impound last year

>Drive her home, go in for drinks

>We get to talking about my hair (of which I have alot)

>Tell her I had it shaved at one point

>She tells me she wants to see

> I arrange my photo gallery so that theres a dick pic on either side of my picture

>I get up to pour another drink

>She naturally wipes around in my gallery while I'm up and sees my wiener

And that's how I landed my neighbor

gonna sleep keep this thread alive boys

No but my gf and her best friend were once flashed by an old man with (and these are her words) "the biggest penis on the planet".

ITT painful lies from anons who whose minds were broken as a kid by sexual abuse.

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did they seem turned on or attracted by his big fat old man cock?

any chance i have to stop into a public restroom i do, and usually stand back a little at the urinal to see if i can catch any looks. The signal is that you linger longer at the urinal. Saw another guy doing it also, we both looked at each other and ended up both jerking off at the urinal. This was in a busy mall, someone walked in literally as i was cumming in the urinal. I'm "straight" ... but i like showing my big dick to whoever.

Back when I was 10 I had a female friend of same age. Had 4 situations with here seeing my dick.
>cont?

yes

how tell me more

One day i was drinking at my best friend's house (a girl) with another 3 females. I had to take a shit so i went to the bathroom and spent like 15 minutes there. When i was done, and wiped my ass, they started knocking on the door telling me to open because they thought i was puking or something (i was shitfaced drunk). I just told them: "if you open the door you all gonna see my cock".. i started masturbating so my cock would somehow bigger without getting a full erection. They actually apened the door and all the 4 of them saw my cock. Good times

stayed in a resort in carribean, would go to the lobby bathroom in the mornings on the way to get coffee. urinals taken so i went into a stall. the floors were very highly polished stone. I could see almost a mirror reflection of the guy in the next stall jerking off. i kinda think he knew that it was so reflective. so i jerked off as well. Since then i realized alot of polished stone floors can be very reflective, take a look yourself next time you're at a mall. If you walk behind someone in a skirt (angles just right) sometimes you can get a show.

I've pulled out my cock in front of my friend before and she was not impressed, but she couldn't stop looking at it. That was a big turn on seeing her eyes open wide in shock.

It's a broad stroke, but the vast majority of paraphilias are caused by trauma in early life. But maybe you had some head injury? I don't know? The point is: you are mentally ill, this is not normal, stop being a faggot and get yourself cured.

Roommate and his gf borrowed my camera for a few minutes. Ended up seeing a whole series of photos of my big dick and fucking my gf. They didn't lie or pretend they didnt see it. She complimented me on my cock.

>the vast majority of paraphilias are caused by trauma in early life.

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were you bigger/hard? how did each of them react? give details how it went

PLEASE GIVE DETAILED EXPLANATION OF WHAT HAPPENED/MORE

God this thread is full of the most sad pathetic larps, imagine being so fucking lame you have to larp about being a flasher, cant even creep right

Freudian pseudo bullshit

Yeah, i had a 5/10 erection. The blonde one (the sexiest one) said something like: "shit, he wasn't lying" and they just stayed there watching my cock for like 5 seconds till my best friend closed the door again. We had some good laughs after that.

Played critter critter all the time as a teenager. Showed my dick to lots of girls

what is critter critter and how do i play

point out each one you think is a larp

drive around a backroad and yell "critter critter" when you see a critter. Boy yells, girls strip; vice versa

90% easy

First Time:
>She was like my best friend back then, living only like 5 houses next to mine. We were going to elementary school together and this kind of stuff.

>One day we were playing hide and seek with several other kids.
>We two went hiding together inside a bush in someones garden.
>We were sitting there like 10 minutes or so and I go a pervy thought into my mind.
>Said, that I have to pee, but we cannot leave the bush, otherwise they could find us.
>She said ok. I think she was a little bit interested, because she has only a big sister.
>Pulled out my hard 10yo dick out.
>Cannot pee properly, because of hard-on.
>So it took a while. Constantly noticing here focused glance at my dick.
>Leaking only very small stream... felt kinda embarresing
>Finaly finished, felt like 5min
>cont?

Oh hey, weird.
Didn't know you spoke English you french cunt.

Best female friend from high school came over to hang while my fiancée was away for work. We smoked 2 bowls and listened to some music for a while just chatting. After a couple hrs she brings up that soon I’ll be married and she won’t ever know what my dick looks like and she’s always wondered. I’m like, oh shit I can totally get away with this. Get hard and stand up and walk over to stand right in front of her and tell her I’m hard if she wants to see. She says “oh we playing doctor?” And pulls down the front of my shorts and boxers. She gives a nervous giggle but stares intently at it, I tell her she can grab it so she does. Strokes it a couple times and I tell her she can put it in her mouth and she DOES. Sucks me right off after about a minute, blow load in her mouth, she swallows. I’m like damn I can’t believe you just did that. We are still best friends 6 years later and my wife has no clue

getting a BJ when you're stoned is the fucking bomb.

point out specific ones and what specifically makes you think they are larps

so you do this in a car and strip naked?

just give them all faggot

extremely hot loved this thanks lad

did she seem to be staring at it with the lust of a friend thats wanted to see your cock for years

not him but if you cant tell that these are stories by sad lonely outcasts who are too pathetic to even expose themselves to actual women, just by the fantasy teenage way they're written. You're a fucking moron

give examples of how it is written like a teenager and if you'd so like, rewrite them like a "big ol adult" would.

thus, a backroad

do you live in the bible belt or something

kek someones mad their shitty story got called out

which one is yours?

On the fucking buckle

not an argument

Yes she definitely seemed to be studying it but also nervous like we definitely should not be doing this but too turned on to stop.

thats incredible, how did you feel as this was going on

what are we arguing? give me your shitty story and ill point out why its fake and pathetic.

Felt amazing, she gives great head. Didn’t really feel guilty after because technically I wasn’t married yet so nbd as long as nobody found out about it.

>work overnight shift
>only other worker there is a 5/10 chick
>get bored
>not wearing underwear
>get hard and unzip my pants but leave the button
>line it up to where you can see it at the right angle
>she actually looks down and blushes but acts like nothing happened

She blushes, no she didnt. this is fantasy.

>I used to leave my fly down at school when I wasn't wearing underwear then stand near groups of girls. This is just when phones with cameras were becoming more prominent so they'd take photos of it thinking they were being inconspicuous.
>Still remembering them giggling to each other as I got an erection

kek of course

Second Time:
>Were playing a game throwing a doge ball at each other with several kids. If someone hits someone several times, he/she has to do what the other says.
>It is my turn, she hit me several times.
>She says, show me your underwear, but show it me inside the shed.
>Went together into a shed, she closed the door and says, I changed my mind, pull down you shorts.
>Got instant boner, loved, that she got a perv too.
>Showed her my pulsating dick without any pants and underwear.
>Asks, if she can touch it.
>Ofcourse she can.
>Touches it with caution with two fingers at the foreskin.
>slides the foreskin a little and touches at the shaft.
>the turtle is only showing a small portion of its head.
>Asks if it hurts to touch the pink tip.
>Touches with one finger the tip, her fingers were very dry, she rubbed the tip a little.
>Started to touch my small 10yo balls
>Was pressing the sack a little while searching for them, they went inside.
>Said nothing and we continued playing, got my revenge asking here to do the same

why is it hard to believe that some women are like that

because most people dont get their idea of women from shitty stories told on here

but why is it hard to believe some women did that in those stories

A couple years ago on new year's eve, my wife and her girlfriends decided to strip down to their underwear and run around our apartment building. It waw sub-zero temps outside, but we were all wasted. I actually took everything off and just wore a coat, dick and balls flopping to and fro. They didnt notice until we got back inside, when we were all sitting around trying to warm up. My wife just smiled at me, and her othet girlfriend literally just stared at my junk the rest of the night. We actually had a good laugh about it next morning too. Shit was hot.

because thats the exact ideal fantasy reaction that someone who exposes themselves wants. you idiot

but if the thread is to specifically share stories relating to it why would they relay anything but positive flashing experiences that theyve had

This post is most likely bait to laugh at you virgins going crazy over the thought of flashing your dick to females. I guess when you can't get it wet, it's the next best thing...

did you get hard as she stared at your cock?

This is so nice

Where are all the, they all ran away screaming, or called the police, or laughed at my dick posts. Because the average girl getting exposed to is going to sit still and ignore it, laugh or run away. Not immediately start blowing the guy like all the virgins in this thread and you suggest.

but this is clearly a thread for everyone that is into this to jerk off to, why share all the bad experiences? i've flashed and had bad experiences. do you want this to be Dick Flashers Anonymous where we give each other tips and tricks on how to show off our cocks to women and get away with it?

>got my revenge asking here to do the same

wut were her balls like??

of course you're an actual flasher hahah, cant take people calling your pathetic lifestyle fake?

not an argument

whats a good experience you've had then? I guarantee its you misconstruing positive reactions with fear or disgust.

>I guarantee its you misconstruing positive reactions with fear or disgust.
but this goes right back to
>>but why is it hard to believe some women did that in those stories

>You can take a guess at what happened at the end of the moving.
I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

I like to stand in my front room with my curtains open naked and wank, so that everyone in the field opposite my flat can see me.

I should probably stop...

I took a shower with a friend, twice.
I tried really hard, but got and erection... She didn't care though, and actually seemed to enjoy a little.
We never had sex and we're still friends.

has anyone seen you

Because its a fucking flashers mentality that all women secretly want you to whip it out infront of them. You're a perfect example of the delusions that cause flashers to exist.

did she look at it with lust or excitement

>all women secretly want you to whip it out infront of them
i'm not saying that. i'm saying, why is it unbelievable that some women did it, the particular women in these stories?

>4th reich
Shit skin thinks he will be spare, kill yourself already sub hooman

Yeah, a few.

It's so fucking unbelievably hot when they do ;)

like who

Fag

random women walking past

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Sure, she is short and bent over a little to see it better too... I thought she'd blow me at the time and almost go nuts. She liked to tease me I gess...

Unfortunately, i was way too drunk. I still fap about it to this day though.

Because its already obvious that you would just project positivity onto the reaction regardless. Thats why most of the train flashers/gropers end up getting off when the women is uncomfortable.

this is the perfect example of how you are deluded

Damn bro what a display of true DOMINANCE. I bet you're alpha af, and not some pock faced overweight incel.

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A huge % of flashers actually have autism or some sort of developmental disorder.

>big sex suck job

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Btw, the first time we're 19 or 20, and them again when we were 24 or so...

That was the greatest thing ive seen like this week. 8/8 gr8 b8 m8

So they saw your halfchub as an overwhelming shit stink wafted out?

this guy here named karl exposed himself. now has to live with his mother because no one will rent to him and he is a sex offended. Dont show people your penis in public

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another pic of the weirdo

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kek flashers are disgusting and mentally disabled.

where are you, unicorn?

tits or gtfo

Got a handjob out of it
Literally only sexual experience of my life

his pants ripped? I have no idea either

>>You can take a guess at what happened at the end of the moving.
One time I was helping my sister move and near the end of moving - I lost my grip and fell backwards into the U-HAUL and ended up sitting on a rack for holding folding TV dinner stands. That rack went through my shorts, through my underware, and entered my ass.

> tl;dr, I was raped by a TV tray stand.

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That girl is fucking scared and uncomfortable, but mentally ill flashers see that as her getting wet. Its so fucking stupid.

you can tell she's fighting the urge to touch it

nothing stopping her from getting up and moving to a different area. she wanted to watch.

You are literally the reason why men get accused of sexual harrassment for every little thing now.

Yes, she was jewish and never saw an uncut cock. She sucked it. Now we randomly fuck when we are not in relationships.

Yes, as a lil boi my friends older sister and her female friend saw my peepee and they were staring at it pretty hard from what I remember. I didnt know back then why they are looking like that but today I fap to the memories.

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That's pretty fucking slick

Yall gay

Why the fuck is she so close to the seamless bg you son of a bitch!
Learn to photography

>how
Tritanium bullet fired at close range

Tits and timestamp fag

I don't think she was too happy about me showing her my dick.

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Little sister of my ex had seen my morning wood while I was sleeping a couple of times but she was a kid and didn't really gave a fuck.

please explain how she couldn't just get up and move or at the very least look away. I'll wait.

I used to walk around with my dick out of my zipper and my shirt pulled down low. I would run up to groups of people and say "hey check out my new belt!" then lift my shirt. ahhh the early 90's was a different time.

more like little triggered fags like YOU accusing men of harassment. if this bitch was bothered or scared, she could've at least not looked. all she had to do was yell or something and that guy would've been booted off the bus and taken to jail. she didn't. she repeatedly looked back and WATCHED. SJW's are Fucking retarded, suppressing their sexuality so much that they think everyone does it. there are lots of videos out there where the chick sees the got doing this and either watches or comes over to touch. not every woman immediately feels raped. some get excited. open your mind you dumb cunt.

bait , dont get these tards arresting thinking girl actually want this shit ahahaha

A friend of mine had a birthday party for his wife and I had a bit too much to drink so I spent the night. This friend's wife is an attractive woman but they had a solid marriage and nothing had ever happened between us.
Anyway, woke up the next morning. The husband had an early work day and was already gone. The bedroom I was in had a shower and I had just gotten out of it, dried myself off and was getting ready to get dressed. One of her very young and very curious children opened the door and ran inside to see who was in there. She ran in behind on mother's instinct to catch her child.
I was totally naked and she was wearing almost see-through panties and no bra. We both were caught completely off guard and just stared at each other for a few seconds. Suddenly, she smiled, made an obvious look down at my cock, looked back up at me and said "Damn, looking good, user."
I smiled back, made a just as obvious look down at her body, and said "Right back at you, beautiful." I figured that would be the end of it, just a random encounter, but she suddenly looked around as if to make sure nobody was approaching, moved the kid out of the room and closed the door.
Then she says, "Well, since I've basically broken in here and accidently seen yours...."
And out of the blue, she slides her panties down and shows me her pussy. So we are now basically naked in front of each other, which begins to turn me on. The craziness and shock of the whole encounter is having such an effect on me that I wind up going from soft to rock fucking hard in about 15 seconds with her watching the entire process, naked with her panties down around her knees.
She looked for a few seconds more at my now very erect cock, winked at me, smiled and blew me a kiss and said "Thank you. I appreciate the reaction more than you know." And she walked out.
Nothing else ever happened between us. Weird but true, I swear.

how old was this whore?

not being a pedo is cringe now? okay retard.

i do it almost every single day

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Fuck yes I have.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a bad ass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to phuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick, so I whipped it out. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm phucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Kek

lmao faggot

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When I was young, one of my sisters girlfriends and I had one of those 'you-show-me-yours-and-I'll-show-you-mine' encounters.
That quickly escalated to 'you-can-touch-mine if-I-can-touch-yours'.
I put my hand between her legs and put my middle finger just a little bit inside her. She sort of hesitantly and lightly wrapped her hand around my dick and I came so fast I didn't even have time to get hard. I mean in like one second, I was cumming. I thought she would freak out, but she just laughed. We still know each other and tease each other about that shit. Kids...

When i was 13 all the boys would randomly wip out our dick while talking to the girls around our area i liked to wip out my balls like the grandpa in jackass good memories

Greentexteroo

>Be me
>Ask friend if they wanna come over to my house
>They say yes
>yay.png
>Next day knock on my door
>Its her
>I come outside with my tablet
>Look at memes for a few minutes
>We start meming porn and shit
>boner
>Suggest we go into my room
>Head inside and go into my my room
>Play some games on my Xbox
>She goes onto Microsoft Edge
>ALLTHEFUCKINGPORN.jpg
>boner_v2
>She says how she doesn't care if her friends do weird shit
>idea.wav
>Ask her if she even cared if I whipped out my dick
>She says she wouldn't
>Whip my dick out
>Ask her if she would take off some clothes
>fastforward.mp3
>We're both naked
>Start rubbing my dick against her
>Ask her if she would suck my dick
>She says yes
>She starts sucking my dick
>ohfuckthisisgood
>Start to finger her
>niagara_falls.jpg
>Put my hand on her head and start controlling her rhythm
>After like 4 minutes of this I cum in her mouth and she swallows
>We put our clothes back on
>awkwardasfuck
>She says she needs to get home
>damnit
>She leaves
>the end

I also got a story of where I fucked her if anyone wants

Well i went to a catholic school for middle school years and there were quite a few instances of creeping. For instance the girls in my skills would purposely sit opposite to the guys and would open their legs and watch us stare up their skirts. It was fucking hot and i would be sweating i was so fucking hard. Some of the girls stopped wearing panties and that was the day i nearly had a heart attack during class. hahahah fuck

I did not mean to say it to you but eh greentext is greentext

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Used to have a big problem with this. Would always have my cock out at bars and walking down the street. I'd drink and just pull my shit out. I'm lucky I never got into any shit for it. Once a woman video'd me at a bar getting a hand job, luckily it never hit the internet.

I was lonely at the time and any attention was good attention. Flashing my cock got me attention. It's a rush for sure, but a good way to ruin your own life.

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kik xfac79

100% correct and true

100% valid and faithful

I unintentionally flashed two 14 year old girls and i got arrested for it.
I was taking a piss behind a school and they just happened to walk by and see me.
I didn't try to hide it and i kept going, i saw them yirn around and walk away quickly and i didn't think anything of it.
I zipped up and walked away on my way to, about 8 minutes later theres a siren behind me snd a cop yelling at me to stop.
Apparently they told a teacher that i was flashing them.

What fucking sound are you talking about? This autistic attempt at a story made little sense.

simply amazing!!!

Yeah, that's what should worry him. How it will look in 20 years.

Because right now it's perfectly fine.

This entire thread.

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lol funnily enough this actually DID happen. She didn't really blush, so much as have a '0O0'Look on her face. shit was amazing. I contemplated doing it for hours

Had a female friend from high school who ended up living in same apartment complex after college. Several of us drank and hung out together. One night I stripped down completely, probably on a dare. She took a full body picture. She told other female friends, “You should have sex with Bob. He’s got a big ol’ dick.” Fixed me up with several.

Fuck off larper

Cellphones ruined flashing. Show your cock to a girl and she'll take a pic in a second and ruin your life. Happened to me with some schoolgirls on a bus.

Women are heartless and selfish.

fucking larper

do

Ive shown my female friend my cock after getting my balls pierced. I told her I just laddered my ball sack and she sad let me see so I showed her. Then came the time I was on vacation and hiking the at trail for a two week span, I told my friends I was gonna stay behind at the shelter and would meet them at the next stream crossing by lunch. I sat down and pulled my pants down started jacking off. It takes me a lot of time to cum because of the anti depressants im on so 30 mins or so two girls walked in to the shelter stopped looked at me I quickly covered up .they sad go on don't let us stop u and I sad seriously and they sad ya. do what u got to do... so I continued jerking off why they watched and unpacked there shit... I shot my load they clapped and that was that...

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why would you expose your self to a little girl? are you a pedo..

Don’t you think waving your tiny prick at anyone you please is selfish? Faggot.

I can actually believe this one, trail girls are usually "hippy" go lucky and degenerate just like you.

>she stay pretending to talk with someone by phone. I cum so hard!
>and suddenly out of nowhere the police turn up!
>how did they know??

degenerate???? lmao never been called that one before ...

Fuckin lol

This. Trail girls are just as bad as degenerate drug festival girls. Sexual degenerate to the point that a normal stable relationship can never satisfy them. Vile

no I get that and fully agree,i just was serious why you were calling me a degenerate ?

What's wrong with that. Can't get over it even after 20 years? What a faggot

>ladder piercing
>antidepressants
>"You guys go on I'm going to stay back and jack off for a half hour"

Just making broad assumptions.

Wasn't me , i have no idea wither or no you're a degenerate. However, if you're jacking off on the side of a trail then i could assume you have some shaky promiscuous morals.

yes. I'm German. Jerked off and came on 2 women at a lake, exposed myself multiple times, groped a couple, tried to rape one. did 8 months in prison after an ex lawyer ratted me out. 4 years probation now. I'm over it. it was self inflicted suffering, self harm. In the age of feminism I was an angry incel. Still incel, but try to convert it. Did the 8 months in jail without getting fucked up up. 25 now, halfway through my bachelor, trying to get my life back. I work hard on it now, I was pathetic. Convicted for 5 acts, also filiming a prostitute against her will without her knowing. About 28 cases they couldnt relate back to me. Wouldnt have been caught if the lawyer didnt break his oath. I dont feel "the pressure" anymore. Jail had a heavy impact on me. Now I struggle with not becoming violent, not harming myself, not getting busted for weed or I'll get locked up.

tonight im gonna show my dick on cam for a female friend from college. Im kinda nervious ive never showed my dick on cam to a
known person.

Christoph Waltz?

In fact, after the lake incident I posted it on here, that was about 2014. In 2016 I was busted after the lawyer saw in the paper that in Tübingen a woman was supposedly raped. He pointed to where I lived, they searched my house, found my computer. The night before I had exposed myself to this specific woman but didnt touch her. She made the story up, went back to Romania, and I got fucked hard by a justice system that believes women in this age, plus my shady past, shit they found on my computer (no minors, just the said videos). Some of the worse stuff I actually did they didnt find out. Ironic: I did it mainly because I was desperate, frustrated angry, that women can get everything they want, get ahead, I ddidnt get any, and that they can just point a finger and ruin a mans life. Like a self fullfilling prophecy this came true after I acted in this manner. Falsly convicted of something, while a lot of the dirt they didnt uncover. Twisted.
Only got probation cause I said I did it and had a superb lawyer and therapist.

shaky promiscuous of morals, lol ok so in other words degenerate.... listen I can't speak for every male, but for me after five days let alone 9 days my testicles begin to hurt if I don't cum. not sure if its normal or not but ether way, I was doing my business in a area I taught was secure and safe so that no one would see me... So for the lack or morals I have to disagree .. anyways enough bitching back and forth ...

no. South Germany

had been locked up with a serial groper who was basically mentally retarded, and a chomo before that before I finally got my own cell cause they realized and I told them that I dont roll with these people. Didnt have problems myself. It was brutal though 23 hrs lockdown, tiny yard. I thought I lost my life. Now everythings going great, however I have a shit CV and management certificate

why only tried to rape? what went wrong?

Aren't there legal blocks for a person's own lawyer testifying against them, damn.

it would be so much better if she grabbed her purse and swung it at his balls repeatedly while yelling "put your pencil dick away, bad boy!"

Soo you still rape?

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any experience with 3rd world raping tours yet? greentext?

And just like that our very own pothead German rapist disappeared into the night

rape on my dudes

merkel had him suicided

rip kraut