Name a crime that's not about sex. If you think its not about sex...

They were infatuated with the artist/creator. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. But also falls along the lines of obsession. The perpetrator would copy anything if it was successful to get popular and rich so they can have sex with runway models.

Mercy killing is a form of gratification. The perpetrator feels a sense of euphoria and orgamic release when they are killing. Not different from crimes of passion or serial killers.

A sense of satisfaction and suffering of others. Be it human or animal. Its the same feeling of rape. Power over someone or something else. They would only announce that it was them to win popularity or to impress others. And in turn, get the depravity fetish of a few for sexual reward.

...... You don't know what euthanasia is do you?

Retarded explanation

Mercy killing to "help" the victim no longer feel pain or suffering. Its a God complex. At first it feels like you're doing good and helping. But if done enough times, it becomes something more sinister and deep rooted. Its how serial killers start. Doctor Death scenario.

If you ever watched South Park, I'd suggest you watch the episode where Eric Cartman thinks he got psychic powers and used it to solve crimes. You'll understand the explaination after that.

insurance fraud

The end goal is to get money. After getting money, they can spend it on things to impress others and hire prostitutes. Its self gratification rather than to get out of a situation.

>about sex

everybody was born from 'sex' (sperm, eggs, etc) so any crime is related to sex. every crime is about sex.

This should be fun. Parking in the fire lane.

Pirating Stardew Valley

You figured it out user. But don't spoil the fun.

I want a daughter like bonbi

Out of convenience, you need to rush to do something in a store or location. And in any case, you want to save time, most likely to meet someone for sex and you were buying condoms. Or to get cash from the ATM so you can hire a prostitute.

Most likely due to self gratification and addiction. You get a euphoria similar to orgasms from satisfying yourself by accomplishing goals in the game. You wish to get this gratification without spending money, so you pirate it for free. Also you found the avatars to be hot and fap to them.

That's not a crime. But stalking is. So if you want, you should find out where she lives, rape her, take her DNA, and clone her. Then you would have your own Bonibon.

Hmm. How about owning a ferret in the state of California

This is on the same lines of "power over someone/something", self gratification, and obsession. You never wanted one when you were little until you saw someone else have one. Envious, you would go through the lengths of owning one no matter the cost. Once you accomplish your goals, everytime you play with it, feed it, or look at it, it gives you a sense of accomplishment and euphoria.
You find the animal so cute and adorable, you eventually turn it into a fetish. Then you become obsessed with it and become a furry. Then you eventually go to furry conventions for orgies.

i like the way you think user

hahaha nice op

leave her alone please

smuggling endangered species

arson

this thread

smoking pot?

Suicide. Illegal in many countries.

Misgendering someone

Stealing a candy bar from the store because you are hungry.

autoerotic asphyxiation
try it desu

How is that a suicide? That's a fetish gone wrong.

In any case that involves smuggling, its that they do it for the money. As anything goes, the carefree lifestyle and danger is a endorphin and a huge rush of adrenaline when trying to dodge the authorities. And when successful, you get paid very well. You use that money to get drunk and get popular. Then you can use the money to buy hookers and prostitutes to continue to satisfy yourself.

The money was not to enhance your life or get out of a dangerous lifestyle, it was to endulge in it more and gain the hottest stacies so the other smugglers get jealous.
They will eventually die from gunshots, or drug overdose chasing the orgasms.

The passion of fire and the beauty of destruction. They view fire as a way to clean something. They enjoy it to the point where it brings self satisfaction that they are doing something good for the world.
They are entranced by the light, the shimmering beauty that is fire. The seductive dancing of the flame tips allures them to keep going. The smell drives them wild.
Although not orgasmic as cumming, it provides the same euphoria as killing someone.

not a single living fucking thing in the universe would exist without sexual reproduction so this thread wouldnt even exist without sex, you wouldnt exist without sex, Yea Forums wouldnt exist without sex
every single one of you came out of your dads balls, into your moms vagina, and then out again
your dad fucked your mom and came in her pussy
faggot nigger retards

using your phone to film a G rated movie in a movie theater not to sell but to watch it with a strictly platonic friend later

Smoking pot helps trigger THC and other endorphines. It enhances certain feelings and sensations. Eventually, those under the influence will want to try it with various other stimuli. Mainly with sex and masturbation. The relaxing feeling you get after the act enhances the drugs effect.
Others get so addicted and desperate to have it, like any other addictive drug, will do anything for it. Even sucking dick and giving handjobs for smack. Degrading themselves for the next hit. They don't mind it because they want that euphoria from both sex and weed.

Alright that was dumb

They want attention no matter how they get it. If they can't get attention from talking, they get it from abusing their body. f that's not enough, they turn to suicide as a sense of release. Its the same feeling self harm cutters get to feel a physical sensation rather than emotional. Its like a orgasm to them, makes them feel good like a drug. And the ultimate rush would be to be as close to death as possible. The ultimate orgasm, and the final one.

also the cast of the g rated movie is ugly and unattractive and so is everyone at the movie theater + your strictly platonic friend

This is just the same as doing dangerous work. You poke and prod various people to see if you can get them angry just to get that tension from arguments.
Like when a couple is arguing passionately, and screaming at the top of their lungs, they have angry sex.
The same feelings can be reached through confrontation and triggering various sub-cultures. Its a sense of sexual tension they enjoy. The context does not matter.

Sucking dick.

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That didn't make the crime about sex, only included sex as a possible later use for money. Try again.

You want something badly. Real badly. So badly you would do anything to satisfy your hunger. Your need. This triggers your passion for the candy bar. The Candy has tons of sugar, taste good, makes you feel good, makes you satisfied for a short time. And the sense of danger you get from getting caught also enhances the satisfaction once you get away with it. Your reward is a rush of sugar rushing through your veins as your eyes roll to the back of your head in pure bliss.
Its no longer a matter of nutrition, its a matter of satisfaction.

Arson

Not wearing a seatbelt

being gay

Ordering a cup of coffee, drinking it, then not paying, also, you're an 80 year old woman.

Killing your whole family and then googling how to bring them back to life.

Firing a catapult in Colorado