>"Guys where's the funny greentexts!?"
"Guys where's the funny greentexts!?"
suck my fat soy dick reddit fagget
>"O M G YOU'RE A FUCKNG VIRGIN LOOSER INCEL KEEP SEETHING"
>I heard Yea Forums was filled with the best memes why is it all porn
>"Hi guys is me user my friends told me about Yea Forums they said they had funny memes!"
Aw man i want to be a Yea Forumstard too. i just come here more than any other website right?
fucking dumb kids.
>I came here for some memes like the ones in the youtube videos, but all I see is women peeing on men.
this isn't on topic you guys
You're off topic!
Kek, please.
I demand you to post green text!
>Be me
>Be autistic lolololol
>Go to bathroom
>shit.webm
>smear shit on dick
>mfw
kek
>be me, 19
>boot camp
> mid summer hot as Hades
>Series Gunnery Sergeant leads PT
>Unbeknownst to me but beknownst to ants, I'm fucking up their work
>Pissed ants climb all over and bite the shit out of me
>Series Gunny sees me moving, DI materializes makes me start pushing
>watching ants climb and bite fingers, forearms
> WyTF U MOVIN user!!
> Recruit has ants on him sir
>BS!! I DON'T SEE NO ANTS!! FLUTTER KIKS!!
>Ants now biting neck, in ears, feels like fire
>is this why called 'fire' ants?
>Ants are OP AF
>This is a literal nightmare
>Something I won't ever be forgetting
>MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS!! Wait
>STRIP RIGHT NOW!!
>buck naykie run to field shower
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur
this
>be me
>hospital
>doctor tells me I only have a few seconds to live
>I message my brony friends I'll go to pony heaven and fuck all of the
Hello my name Rajan Pajeet are hot girls here? I look for hot sex
This best porn right here
>be me
>Have dream where my dick guts sucked and ripped of my body by black hole
>wake up
>diamond boner
>nut's everywhere
>mfw
i just wanted the fucked up shit promised