Why you don't have a girlfriend, user? Please, be honest

Why you don't have a girlfriend, user? Please, be honest.

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im not into the girls that are into me and im too afraid to talk to the girls im actually into lol

I do and they are overrated. The modern woman is tiresome. I long for the olden days where a man could smack his woman for disrespect.

Every time I get a girl to go out on a date, I get nervous and push out a huge fart top break the tension. Then I laugh for ten minutes straight.


God dammit. I know it's fucking stupid and immature. But I can't stop doing it. I need some mental help.

after i bust a nut i have no interest in anything relating to females.

Because I dont try

Broke up with gf of 2+ years a couple weeks ago. Going out with someone new this weekend

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Same

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i lack an emotional attraction towards women. i have only lust. everything i say and do to women is because i want to have sex with them. i have absolutely no interest in keeping one for the long term.

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you ever just hook up with some of the girls that are into you even if youre not into them? i’ve done it just to get my dick wet but then afterwards i just feel extremely uncomfortable and then i never want to talk to them again

Had them when I was younger, even married for 11 years. But at 66 the women near age just don't do it for me. And I'm not some super catch being chased by 25 year olds.

I'm ugly and I'm proud

Still hung up on someone. I usually always can get the girl i want, and try to make them happy but im always unhappy.
So i recently got out of a 4 yr with a very loyal, cute, into light bdsm sub who loved me.
I fucked a girl with a nice ass and it stopped working from there.
>pic related the girl i fucked is on the right

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That sucks, man.

Pussy is almost disgustingly easy. Marriage and it's imitations seem to drive everyone crazy.

'cause i'm married.

I like be by myself, that's it

Developed severe trust issues and a negative mental image of women from watching too many stupid red pill videos. No joke, I'm paranoid to an arguably psychotic degree about being deceived/cheated on. It's a pity, because I'm relatively attractive and sociable. I get signals from women, but I never pursue them.

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I have orgies with my dogs already

Because to get a girlfriend you need to date, and dating sucks. Sex is overrated.

That webm lmao

Had one, stole her from a douchbag. I adore her still. I had a box of weird shit like panties and dragon masturbators that I was gonna throw away but i'm a lazy fuck and forgot about it in the closet. She looked in the box and became disgusted by my past fetish's. Left me, said she couldn't love me, but we still text. It kinda kills my soul to talk to her like nothing happened, but feeling something is better than feeling nothing. I take drone pictures now to fill my time.

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because I went MGTOW and learned how shitty the relationship game is.

I have 0 confidence, I'm fat, ugly, and I'm living paycheck to paycheck.

No girl wants that.

because i have a wife, nigger.
and a house and a newborn!!

suck it, you pathetic virgins!

After my first girlfriend, I realized how awful I was as a human being, so I've stayed away from relationships.

that, or I've convinced myself that the only person who loved me was the only person I could be happy with.

I don't like talking to people

>the relationship game

thank God you're young. just keep an open mind, brother

that's how it's done. nice job user

Real talk. My GF shot herself in the head and it fucked me up, so I just can't do the relationship thing anymore.

only legitimate answer in this thread

perfectly acceptable

I'm a coward

cuz im gay

I'm not good at social interaction, specially opposite gender

Girls find me creepy because I space out and stare at people a lot

my life is not the most steady rn so a relationship like that would be kind of an inconvenience

/thread

I do have one, but I dont have the one I want. I have had the pleasure of having one that would do everything with me. But not one that i covet, ever. I have very high standards, I want a female that is shaped like Cara delevingne. I want a woman that I can also have as a status symbol and has a family full of socialites. I am a child of immegrants. I was also brought up to be horrible with money and come from a poor background. Consequently ugly and fat from all the ramen and bologna sandwiches growing up. Quite honestly if I wasn't afraid of going to hell I would have already killed myself.

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I'm not going to date someone and burden them with my boring, shit problems

I just don't think I'd make a good romantic partner, I can be critical to the point of cruelty with myself and others.

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wish me luck bros, I just had a friend set me up with a really nice girl he knows we are all gonna hangout tomorrow. she shares all my interests from memes and hiking to dirt bikes.

Just a reminder good things will happen if you just focus on self improvement try to be a good human being

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Because I am a vaguely autistic shut-in that is completely incapable of maintaining healthy adult relationships

Porn and IG models have set my standards too high.

Girls ha
It'll be nice in the beginning

i do, but she’s kinda toxic.

At the moment there is simply no one that stroke my interest as to sacrifice my space/money/food/time/etc. on someone else.

I have my ex girlfriend who has trouble keeping the same guy for too long and has trust issues whom I can go to whenever I feel like it. It's a complicated love story but drugs and schizophrenia will do that to a relationship eventually.

I hate people.

Erectile dyfunction cause of drugs