I'm 41 years of age. Just think about that for a minute...

I'm 41 years of age. Just think about that for a minute, and while you're at it count to 41 at a normal speed and see how long that shit fucking takes. I'm so old I can remember getting a NES for Christmas one year, not a Super Nintendo a fucking Deluxe Set NES with the little robot dude and grey zapper, not that orange bullshit. I also had an Amiga 500, do you little cunts even know what that is? As man made things go it's up there with the Great Pyramid of Giza and the ISS. I can remember when MTV was the shit and some dogs done white turds. You may think you've got it good with your little gay smartphones filming yourself doing some dumb shit to post on Tik Tok but you'll never know how it feels to roll down the street on an original Jason Jessee mini Sun God with Slime Ball wheels.

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Shut up boomer

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07/30/19(Tue)22:24:16 No.805945022
I'm 40, so I'm just letting you younger guys know that not all of us are mad at life haters like this jerkoff! I remember all this shit az well but no way do I feel superior. Somewhere some 60 year old dick head is saying the same thing about my generations differences, btw 42 is not old wth are you doing with yourself op?

Shut up, faggot.

41bro here too, never got the Gyro set, we had the regular zapper set. We had badass toys like Gi Joe and Transformers, and after 10am on a saturday when the cartoons finished, you went outside all day until it got dark. Then you went to a mom and pop VIDEO STORE to rent Double Dragon 2 or River City Ransom and stayed up all night to beat the game with your buddy or brother because you couldn't save. Fuck, being a kid in the 80s was awesome.

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Double Dragon 2 was the best bro, got chills! Do you guys remember when HBO first came into the home and the premiere movies would come on? I remember when fucking Die Hard came on and my pops let me watch that shit lol@

I remember when HBO got Predator. I recorded over my brothers school play because it was the first VHS I could find.

I remember sneaking into our living watching Unsolved Mysteries being scared as fuck.

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If I had all this access to porn like these kids I'd be winning arm wrestling championships like that movie Over the Top!

Stayed up extra late to try to watch scrambled porn on Playboy and Spice.

Shot unwanted GI Joe's with bbguns and put the intact parts together to form a Frankenstein Joe.

Ran home from school everyday to watch Ducktales.

Stayed up at sleep overs to watch Elvira scary movies.

Rode bikes alllll day over the summer.

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That intro music....Robert Stack was creepy af when you were 6.

We would stay gone on bikes all fucking day back in the day, wtf happened to us? We used to be awesome lol!

nice OP i rep grind syndicate and ECTC

Do yall remember Rescue 911?
What about those heavy ass BMX bikes we would jump anything on? I feel sorry for these kids, parents are so fucking tight on them and they have no freedom.

Yeah, I can remember finding a soft porn mag once, just girls with their legs open and stuff. Shit was incredible. Now days you've got 12 year olds watching throat fuck vids and shit. I'm glad I didn't have my childhood poisoned with that bullshit

Que Kenny Loggins.

I get the impression that you think 2010 followed 1989.

One big thing was all the fucking annoying gayz and liberals knew when to STFU!

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Based Jason Jesse.

I rolled with the Neptune Throne stick and Bullets.

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18 year old here, haha you guys are old

you'll get there yourself and there will be a whole new set of faggots far worse than yourself to deal with.

pinball for life

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Sorry your grandson doesn't talk to you geezer

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Fuck yes user 1977 master race checking in

Have any of your balls even dropped? 45.

Geezer detected sorry your wife doesn't give you head anymore

38 here. Was away from this shithole for years, but wanted to see the pics of the murdered girl and now I'm lurking again. I had the Nintendo with the power pad(?) For the shitty track and field game that came with it. Don't remember the color of my zapper.
How's 40? Not looking forward to hitting that milestone.

41? BFD. I have corns on my feet older than you.

Shouldn't you be spending time with your kids so they don't become drug addicts

Had an Alva Eddie Reategui. Slime balls were the shit. Did you 2600 or intellivision though? Combat was the shiiizz

>I’m 44
Fuck off, millennial

I'm so old I'd worn out a TI99 playing Parsec off a cassette tape drive on a b&w tv before you were out of diapers whippersnapper

I'm 38 and I had an Amiga 500 with a shitload of pirated games and cover disks. Man, I loved that thing. Thanks for opening up old wounds, OP...

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41 is not that old.

My kids are all adults now and none do drugs.

Keep telling yourself that

Why are you larping as a 41 year old, mate?

Oh, you're 41? Nobody gives a shit. Get back to work.

I will. It's the simple truth. They have no interest in them. Only one of them even likes to drink.

So you raised pussies

I am 53 fucking years old, and I still post on Yea Forums. WTF happened to me?

Anyway, I remember getting an Evel Knievel wind up motorcycle and his trailer for Christmas. And yeah, I basically lived on my bike from as soon as I learned to ride it, til I was finishing Junior High. I miss playing Battlezone and Tempest at the grocery store down the street. I was the local king of Atari.

My intro to porn was my older brothers Penthouse collection. I'd wait til he was gone, then look through his stash.

I had a great childhood, thanks to having an awesome mom and dad. I miss the Hell out of those days now.

holy crap you're my grampas age.

Fuck yeah my dad is 60 and im 22

How can your kids be so Yea Forumseta that they dont even smoke weed if not grill

This is my life, too. Remember the evil kneivel ricochet rocket? Time went by so fast!

Born in 66 with the hippies, graduated in 1984 with the yuppies. And bored enough with my day to day life to still hang around here.

Hellz yeah what where the drugs like back then my dad used to party in Woodstock but trys to act like he didn't do that many

The Rocket Racers? The little bullet "motorcycles" that you shot from that bigass gun thing? Fuck yeah! Remember the little bottom plate that had to be pressed down before it would fire, so you had to have it on the ground? Remember taping that sucker so you could launch those heavy motorcycle at your siblings? God the 70's were a great time for dangerous as fuck toys.

The first drugs I saw around was weed. Eventually I had friends/classmates who got into coke, but I was never a druggie.

damn, thought I'd be the oldest at 47..oh well.

I ran home to watch G-Force, aka Battle of the Planets

OP's Amiga? new tech. I started learning on a PET in school then got a Commodore 64 at home.

I'm a druggie for life bortha would you say today's generation is wilder than yours or not??

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Speaking of which, do you remember the "create your own" Hot Wheels cars? You used colored wax on metal hot plates to create your own color of cars with different body designs, then dipped the mechanical parts (axles, wheels, frame) into them? That shit was dangerous as fuck. Metal lawn darts, clicker-clackers, EZ Bake Ovens, chemistry sets with all sorts of shit in it. Can you imagine trying to sell that shit now?

G-FORCE! Damned I'd forgotten that shit. Speed Racer was awesome too.

Hell yes. I was raised to be WAY more responsible then todays kids. Youngsters now can get away with shit I never dreamed of. Try laying a 9 or 10 oclock bedtime on a kid today. Every time I hear a kid talking shit at his parents, I just cringe. My momma and daddy would have spanked the shit out me, then grounded my ass. And they were right to do it. Todays kids....sex, drugs, pregnancies, gangs, what the fuck ever they want basically.

40, our toys are trash compared to today. 3d fucking printers, super computers, airsoft guns, astounding Lego robots, man... The only problem is kids are under incredible pressure because late stage capitalism. Read "kids these days" it's depressing. Basically you're born into the success caste or you might as well brace for slavery.

53 here and I don't give a shit. I'm not going to whine about old, weird memories. Just say fuck it and enjoy whatever ride that you have left. lol

I had a second hand Adam pc which used an original Colecovision as the cpu and saved my basic programs on a double cassette deck.

G-Force. mmmmm

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True true why do you think it's like that these days??

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GenX fagoot, boomers would be his parents.

44 amigos, had a zx spectrum 48k in my shithole communist country which thankfully fell apart half way.

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If NES and Amiga were the pinnacle of games they would have no need to make more game systems.
All the new new games are superior in story and gameplay compared to the old ones.
Nostalgia is one thing good games are another.

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Don't worry about it OP. Being 41 ain't all that bad. You grew up in the 80s, lived in the 90s, worked your ass off in the 2000s and now you are probably stable enough to settle down in a decade or two.

These zoomer faggots missed out big time on pop culture. All these newfags only understand two things: Frog Posting and Porn.

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44 here, I remember Sega Master Systems and zx81's. So fuck you.

I also saw Nirvana live, twice.

It was the beginning

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Yeah with shatner lol.. It still comes on. Like 4 or 5am I forget what channel.