New celeb thread, new updated filters

New celeb thread, new updated filters

Try and let me know

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what type of drugs would celeb threads do together?

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did he also return the favor?

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>Images without comments and just replies.
Same pattern as the spam, it's unfortunate but that's how it is. You can turn them off when Canuck is not around

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Can you see my post now?

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that actually sounds really sad when you try to picture it

puss lookin fat

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>when Canuck is not around
lmao where else would he be ??

sometimes but i preferred giving

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I don't know...

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double dubs
sounds like a very lucky friend if you ask me

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holy shit im fucked up rn

wow saved

All good, like I said, better than seeing the dick spam from BD.

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i am here. bride time.

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An idiot, thats who. And I ain't just saying that cause i'm close to cumming for her either!

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Sup Brideanon, what's new with you and your lovely Bride?

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someone said you were dead

Go on
Well ask for any user and they will say he is dead. Kek

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More pixels

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oh well

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we chilling, just packing up for our trip tomorrow ! :)

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looks a little asian. who is it?

just joshin amigito

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It was almost a daily thing for a long time

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Becky G, she's Mexican-American

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>Go on
Well if that water was a little lower i'd be even closer. Been leaking and throbbing for her for over an hour now...how time flies when you're hypnotized.

Oh yeah that is true

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glad you like it
are you trying to make me jealous, user?

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...

you need HQ there

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Shaddap

>are you trying to make me jealous, user?
lol, i mean if you were nearby I would do the same with you

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my sides

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No wonder i'm so close. Over an hour of teasing from her? Amazed i've made it so far.

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ty

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god she is so pretty, you anons who post her have made me see it over these couple of years

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i wish i was

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Eat big fruit

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she's a very angry girl

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I don't like edging really. Now teasing tho...

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Thank you

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gay

I wish my friends were half as cool as you.

Eat Katenon’s big fruity cocktail

if you were close I'd just show up and pull your pants down and get to work

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Wow

I'm os gay that I post a hot woman

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Where you going?

Now i'm jealous of that user!

And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O written on the side of mine...
Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

NOW FUCK OFF

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wow

...

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welcome to the club
now you are just trying to get me worked up...

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You seem to be a natural at it, thats for sure.

ghey

>t. Sphinx

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Only when she has to be.

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lol i'm sure people like me are common
lol or public if you're into that

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nice quote but you are still a faggot and should go fuck yourself

This
As I said, not my fault...

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I guess that's fair enough double dubs user

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okay so it's like gay guys who like the same type of girls get hard for eachother thread? is that a type of fetish?

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>image0~04.jpg
I wonder who that sent to you

Yes

:----/ I don't know what that means.

Make me.

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>gay guys
>like the same kinds of girls

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If you're gay then you don't like girls. I'll never understand why being bi seems impossible for so many people

thats why im confused though

>As I said, not my fault...
Oh i'm sure you can take some credit for the work you've done. Wouldn't be in this position if you didn't have a hand in it...

so its the only "bi" thread on Yea Forums, i can get that

We are BISEXUAL
We like pretty girls and nice throbbing ding dongs too!!

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give me your city's name and meet me at the city mall in 5 days at this time. cunt

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dude who said that in Snatch was also in Gone in 60 Seconds. he played a mute named Sphinx lol
the girl thing is very thinly vieled
ur mum m7

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Is that Maggie Gyllenhaal?

More pixels

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It's called being bi and enjoying pleasure other people. Best of both worlds imo and 2-3 times more action than someone straight.

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???
At least better because of you
I'm in no position at all..

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hmm
>the girl thing is very thinly vieled
hmmmmm

>Liking the same girls as another user and making each other cum is gay.
When will this meme end?

I'll do you even better, I'll give you my home address and you can stop by any time and I'll give you a kiss before I fuck that firm little ass of yours.

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you like my bride? :)

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that is totally gay though

kristen makes me gay

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>making each other cum is gay

'fraid so.

Ahh I see, I never watched that movie.

NUH UH!

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>I'm in no position at all..
Oh thats not true! I think you secretly like it. Actually i'm counting on it cause i'm real close and counting on you to post the right thing to tip me over the edge...

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its like nobody wants to actually call themselves gay around here

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Huh, well thats a plot twist...Does Jake know about this?

thanks

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but being bi doesn't mean you have 2 dicks nor does it mean you're automatically attractive or interesting. that whole "twice the action" odds thing is just not true.
yepyep

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Hnghh

user, it is gay..

You got a bunch of Anons all locked up, all the horny, all them hard, what is they supposed to do? They ain't gon let em have a woman. Someone's gon have to give up some booty, and it's just that simple.

Shh, I get the last word.

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Pretty af
I don't know the right thing to post...

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I mean I have a gf but also get hard thinking about all the guys I got off. Not fully gay I guess

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this logic is from the mind of a straight up genius, just saying

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Let's talk Vicky for one second.

She is good.

But is she more important than drinkin' water?

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first of all, nobody will be hard unless a girl is around, unless everyone is gay

an ugly slob bi person is still going to get twice the action of an ugly slob straight person. unless he can get zero action

>I don't know the right thing to post...
I think you could work out something...

Odds are improved and guys tend to be more adventurous and want sex more openly. So yeah, 2-3 times the action from my experience

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i can drink water and fap in her honor to her image at the same time

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don't patronize me boi
lol uh huh

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grab onto my small uncut white cock and pleasure me then, for kristen

Not so sure...

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and how much experience is that?

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I think you're confused.

THAT WASN'T THE QUESTION

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i meant no disrespect

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Sure thing lol. Uncut cocks are way better tbh.

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why am i sad now because you arent here

More Kate please

Lost count at this point, but I would say guy experience happened way more often. Like maybe 30 guys? So yeah, 2-3 times more than getting with girls

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I dunno. You're getting warmer and i'm getting closer so I think you know...

Of course. Sorry I was away

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Because mouths are way better than hands and someone doing it for you is even better. Also, if you were close I'd definitely stop by

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seems a tad anecdotal but I will take your word for it stewbro
oh I know man. no worries.

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i always think back to when i was 16, and i had a friend who i would drink with, and one night we all went and jumped the fence into my high schools pool and started to drink liquor out of the handle bottle and go swimming
..cont

did any of those guys happen to be in a similar situation as you that friend of yours you were talking about earlier?

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Fucking weird ass body. Don't see the attraction.

hmmmm what?

Nothing that longterm, most have been 1-month flings or just random hookups. When I was in Europe for example I had one older guy I was a regular with and when I traveled a bunch of random guys

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Dadfu is basically a saint in these threads. He replies to everyone and doesn't afraid of nothing. Someone give this man some QTs. :3

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we were getting drunk smoking weed and just being free, we got caught and we all scattered and ran through the field toward to car, me the driver and my friend were together headed laughing scared and drunk toward the park ....cont

Daddyfufu, could I be your son in law? Maybe I could get RyRy to stop fucking Chads.

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anyway my friend (not the driver) started begging me to kiss him, and i looked at the driver who was his friend and he looked surprised like i was, i had to make a choice either kiss my drunk friend or ignore him and never speak about it again...cont

...
Kek. Sure why not?
But I ain't the one who decides that..

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Kim so good

Fuck, see. You are on the right track, i'm about to cum for her. Thats okay?

My first experience was drunk with a friend. He started jerking me in the cab ride and I found it so hot that I just got off with him and we sucked each other until the sun came up. He was married, too so that added to the hotness of it.

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you must have had a lot of practice

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Cum a big load

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More? Okay

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cute

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She can be the man in our relationship

to continue with my story, it isnt how anyone would want the story to end but it's my life and im not making any of this up, i refused him and i havent been able to get this scene out of my head for my entire life since then. i am tearing up just typing this to you, user lol

Just wanted your blessing before I Cosby her...I mean buy the ring and propose.

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You have a weird definition of manly

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Yeah, I actually can't even remember the exact number at this point lol. I like the thought of being this slutty tbh

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She's more fit than you, I don't think you have a choice in the matter,

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Burn

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Lol. The instant proposal
Reminds me of the VJ clip

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Yes she is :/
Not that I dislike that

kek i checked her wiki
and the first thing it says
is she is into fat guys

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She uggo

Wasn't really mean to be a burn lol, he seemed to be open the idea so I'm guessing that maybe he'd like it even more if she were in charge like that. ÂŻ\_(' v ')_/ÂŻ

SEE I WAS RIGHT!

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Not sure which woman you're talking about, but ample evidence exists for either

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I wish I could find out just how good you have gotten at being slutty....

Yes you were

I'm straight but I love getting my tight boicunt stretched by men

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Damn. I knew you had it in you! And thanks to that i've now got it all over me...You did the lords work today user. I got a big fucking mess to clean up now

I did get a guy off in under a minute. Also done public places like dressing rooms, hotel staircases, parking lots, etc. I'm down to meet you whenever you're close lol.

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Gay

Well that's good, you have a shot with her
Okay, here's the next one

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I'm not straight but I love it

That's gay.

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How much tho?

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That sucks. It would've been nice to experiment with him for awhile.

That sounds so lewd, wish I knew you when you travelled in Europe

Her smile. Her smile.

I'm not always right, but I'm NEVER wrong.

I'm straight but I don't love it.

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you have the worst taste of all time. I'm embarrassed for you.

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Yeah, 4 countries and about 10 guys in total lol. Gotta say some Euro cock can be huge lol.

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And mostly uncut

i was never gay anyway, i got all the girls, and im not proud to say most of my best friends gf's secretly loved me and Im surprised none of them ever told

Yes

oh definitely. very open guys there too. biggest guy i had was like 8.5 inches.

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You're vastly overestimating my interst in your opinion

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>TFW you are $400 gay men chair is already creaking and making noises.
Whelp, I had a good life but it's time to have a toaster tub.

Yeh ehs...

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Fuck
Wish I. Knew what that was like
Only had a guy with 4

Dadfu, RyRy nudes when?

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That sounds a little intimidating
You wouldn't happen to have a kik or disc, would you?

Hi summer

Euuuhhhhhmmmm

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>replies every time
no, I don't think I am.

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ur a cheeky user u no that? ;3

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Well of course I reply... but you don't see me switching celebs, do you?

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Shut it beady

we all know bd when we see him make a poast

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both, username?
It definitely is a mouthful lol. Got to practice some deepthroating with him. Was glad to have sucked him daily for 2 weeks.

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Mind posting yours?

ill be inserting into my anus this dark night before the fall

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I know

No, she's just really ugly.

Shhhh

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Hot. Pretty jealous aswell. Would love to ride someone big

Whatever you say, Max

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helix021

The only currency in these threads is love.

Love TARS, love.

No stealing my catchphrase...

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We tried having sex but he was too big tbh. The tip would start to go in but my little ass was just too tight. My mouth could barely wrap around it. Fuck I'm hard thinking about it.

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anonceleb98

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I'll take it

Are you a trap?

The only thing more powerful than gravity

That's mine since ages!

but I'm straight ...

Well I am not trained at deepthroating. But I can fit quite some big sizes in my butt

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No, but I kinda wish I cross-dressed when I was 18/19 and had fun with older guys. Didn't know I was bi back then

Yeah, it doesn't take long to practice deepthroating. Just gotta relax and not gag, it's a lot of fun when they start to just thrust in your mouth.

Enough that i had to take a shower