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New celeb thread, new updated filters
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what type of drugs would celeb threads do together?
did he also return the favor?
>Images without comments and just replies.
Same pattern as the spam, it's unfortunate but that's how it is. You can turn them off when Canuck is not around
Can you see my post now?
that actually sounds really sad when you try to picture it
puss lookin fat
>when Canuck is not around
lmao where else would he be ??
sometimes but i preferred giving
I don't know...
double dubs
sounds like a very lucky friend if you ask me
holy shit im fucked up rn
wow saved
All good, like I said, better than seeing the dick spam from BD.
i am here. bride time.
An idiot, thats who. And I ain't just saying that cause i'm close to cumming for her either!
Sup Brideanon, what's new with you and your lovely Bride?
someone said you were dead
Go on
Well ask for any user and they will say he is dead. Kek
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oh well
we chilling, just packing up for our trip tomorrow ! :)
looks a little asian. who is it?
just joshin amigito
It was almost a daily thing for a long time
Becky G, she's Mexican-American
>Go on
Well if that water was a little lower i'd be even closer. Been leaking and throbbing for her for over an hour now...how time flies when you're hypnotized.
Oh yeah that is true
glad you like it
are you trying to make me jealous, user?
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you need HQ there
Shaddap
>are you trying to make me jealous, user?
lol, i mean if you were nearby I would do the same with you
my sides
No wonder i'm so close. Over an hour of teasing from her? Amazed i've made it so far.
ty
god she is so pretty, you anons who post her have made me see it over these couple of years
i wish i was
Eat big fruit
she's a very angry girl
I don't like edging really. Now teasing tho...
Thank you
gay
I wish my friends were half as cool as you.
Eat Katenon’s big fruity cocktail
if you were close I'd just show up and pull your pants down and get to work
Wow
I'm os gay that I post a hot woman
Where you going?
Now i'm jealous of that user!
And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O written on the side of mine...
Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
NOW FUCK OFF
wow
...
welcome to the club
now you are just trying to get me worked up...
You seem to be a natural at it, thats for sure.
ghey
>t. Sphinx
Only when she has to be.
lol i'm sure people like me are common
lol or public if you're into that
nice quote but you are still a faggot and should go fuck yourself
This
As I said, not my fault...
I guess that's fair enough double dubs user
okay so it's like gay guys who like the same type of girls get hard for eachother thread? is that a type of fetish?
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I wonder who that sent to you
Yes
:----/ I don't know what that means.
Make me.
>gay guys
>like the same kinds of girls
If you're gay then you don't like girls. I'll never understand why being bi seems impossible for so many people
thats why im confused though
>As I said, not my fault...
Oh i'm sure you can take some credit for the work you've done. Wouldn't be in this position if you didn't have a hand in it...
so its the only "bi" thread on Yea Forums, i can get that
We are BISEXUAL
We like pretty girls and nice throbbing ding dongs too!!
give me your city's name and meet me at the city mall in 5 days at this time. cunt
dude who said that in Snatch was also in Gone in 60 Seconds. he played a mute named Sphinx lol
the girl thing is very thinly vieled
ur mum m7
Is that Maggie Gyllenhaal?
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It's called being bi and enjoying pleasure other people. Best of both worlds imo and 2-3 times more action than someone straight.
???
At least better because of you
I'm in no position at all..
hmm
>the girl thing is very thinly vieled
hmmmmm
>Liking the same girls as another user and making each other cum is gay.
When will this meme end?
I'll do you even better, I'll give you my home address and you can stop by any time and I'll give you a kiss before I fuck that firm little ass of yours.
you like my bride? :)
that is totally gay though
kristen makes me gay
>making each other cum is gay
'fraid so.
Ahh I see, I never watched that movie.
NUH UH!
>I'm in no position at all..
Oh thats not true! I think you secretly like it. Actually i'm counting on it cause i'm real close and counting on you to post the right thing to tip me over the edge...
its like nobody wants to actually call themselves gay around here
Huh, well thats a plot twist...Does Jake know about this?
thanks
Text so Dovey doesn’t get filtered.
but being bi doesn't mean you have 2 dicks nor does it mean you're automatically attractive or interesting. that whole "twice the action" odds thing is just not true.
yepyep
Hnghh
user, it is gay..
You got a bunch of Anons all locked up, all the horny, all them hard, what is they supposed to do? They ain't gon let em have a woman. Someone's gon have to give up some booty, and it's just that simple.
Shh, I get the last word.
Pretty af
I don't know the right thing to post...
I mean I have a gf but also get hard thinking about all the guys I got off. Not fully gay I guess
this logic is from the mind of a straight up genius, just saying
Let's talk Vicky for one second.
She is good.
But is she more important than drinkin' water?
first of all, nobody will be hard unless a girl is around, unless everyone is gay
an ugly slob bi person is still going to get twice the action of an ugly slob straight person. unless he can get zero action
>I don't know the right thing to post...
I think you could work out something...
Odds are improved and guys tend to be more adventurous and want sex more openly. So yeah, 2-3 times the action from my experience
i can drink water and fap in her honor to her image at the same time
don't patronize me boi
lol uh huh
grab onto my small uncut white cock and pleasure me then, for kristen
Not so sure...
and how much experience is that?
I think you're confused.
THAT WASN'T THE QUESTION
i meant no disrespect
Sure thing lol. Uncut cocks are way better tbh.
why am i sad now because you arent here
More Kate please
Lost count at this point, but I would say guy experience happened way more often. Like maybe 30 guys? So yeah, 2-3 times more than getting with girls
I dunno. You're getting warmer and i'm getting closer so I think you know...
Of course. Sorry I was away
Because mouths are way better than hands and someone doing it for you is even better. Also, if you were close I'd definitely stop by
seems a tad anecdotal but I will take your word for it stewbro
oh I know man. no worries.
i always think back to when i was 16, and i had a friend who i would drink with, and one night we all went and jumped the fence into my high schools pool and started to drink liquor out of the handle bottle and go swimming
..cont
did any of those guys happen to be in a similar situation as you that friend of yours you were talking about earlier?
Fucking weird ass body. Don't see the attraction.
hmmmm what?
Nothing that longterm, most have been 1-month flings or just random hookups. When I was in Europe for example I had one older guy I was a regular with and when I traveled a bunch of random guys
Dadfu is basically a saint in these threads. He replies to everyone and doesn't afraid of nothing. Someone give this man some QTs. :3
we were getting drunk smoking weed and just being free, we got caught and we all scattered and ran through the field toward to car, me the driver and my friend were together headed laughing scared and drunk toward the park ....cont
Daddyfufu, could I be your son in law? Maybe I could get RyRy to stop fucking Chads.
anyway my friend (not the driver) started begging me to kiss him, and i looked at the driver who was his friend and he looked surprised like i was, i had to make a choice either kiss my drunk friend or ignore him and never speak about it again...cont
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Kek. Sure why not?
But I ain't the one who decides that..
Kim so good
Fuck, see. You are on the right track, i'm about to cum for her. Thats okay?
My first experience was drunk with a friend. He started jerking me in the cab ride and I found it so hot that I just got off with him and we sucked each other until the sun came up. He was married, too so that added to the hotness of it.
you must have had a lot of practice
Cum a big load
More? Okay
cute
She can be the man in our relationship
to continue with my story, it isnt how anyone would want the story to end but it's my life and im not making any of this up, i refused him and i havent been able to get this scene out of my head for my entire life since then. i am tearing up just typing this to you, user lol
Just wanted your blessing before I Cosby her...I mean buy the ring and propose.
You have a weird definition of manly
Yeah, I actually can't even remember the exact number at this point lol. I like the thought of being this slutty tbh
She's more fit than you, I don't think you have a choice in the matter,
Burn
Lol. The instant proposal
Reminds me of the VJ clip
Yes she is :/
Not that I dislike that
kek i checked her wiki
and the first thing it says
is she is into fat guys
She uggo
Wasn't really mean to be a burn lol, he seemed to be open the idea so I'm guessing that maybe he'd like it even more if she were in charge like that. ÂŻ\_(' v ')_/ÂŻ
SEE I WAS RIGHT!
Not sure which woman you're talking about, but ample evidence exists for either
I wish I could find out just how good you have gotten at being slutty....
Yes you were
I'm straight but I love getting my tight boicunt stretched by men
Damn. I knew you had it in you! And thanks to that i've now got it all over me...You did the lords work today user. I got a big fucking mess to clean up now
I did get a guy off in under a minute. Also done public places like dressing rooms, hotel staircases, parking lots, etc. I'm down to meet you whenever you're close lol.
Gay
Well that's good, you have a shot with her
Okay, here's the next one
I'm not straight but I love it
That's gay.
How much tho?
That sucks. It would've been nice to experiment with him for awhile.
That sounds so lewd, wish I knew you when you travelled in Europe
Her smile. Her smile.
I'm not always right, but I'm NEVER wrong.
I'm straight but I don't love it.
you have the worst taste of all time. I'm embarrassed for you.
Yeah, 4 countries and about 10 guys in total lol. Gotta say some Euro cock can be huge lol.
And mostly uncut
i was never gay anyway, i got all the girls, and im not proud to say most of my best friends gf's secretly loved me and Im surprised none of them ever told
Yes
oh definitely. very open guys there too. biggest guy i had was like 8.5 inches.
You're vastly overestimating my interst in your opinion
>TFW you are $400 gay men chair is already creaking and making noises.
Whelp, I had a good life but it's time to have a toaster tub.
Yeh ehs...
Fuck
Wish I. Knew what that was like
Only had a guy with 4
Dadfu, RyRy nudes when?
That sounds a little intimidating
You wouldn't happen to have a kik or disc, would you?
Hi summer
Euuuhhhhhmmmm
>replies every time
no, I don't think I am.
ur a cheeky user u no that? ;3
Well of course I reply... but you don't see me switching celebs, do you?
Shut it beady
we all know bd when we see him make a poast
both, username?
It definitely is a mouthful lol. Got to practice some deepthroating with him. Was glad to have sucked him daily for 2 weeks.
Mind posting yours?
ill be inserting into my anus this dark night before the fall
I know
No, she's just really ugly.
Shhhh
Hot. Pretty jealous aswell. Would love to ride someone big
Whatever you say, Max
helix021
The only currency in these threads is love.
Love TARS, love.
No stealing my catchphrase...
We tried having sex but he was too big tbh. The tip would start to go in but my little ass was just too tight. My mouth could barely wrap around it. Fuck I'm hard thinking about it.
anonceleb98
I'll take it
Are you a trap?
The only thing more powerful than gravity
That's mine since ages!
but I'm straight ...
Well I am not trained at deepthroating. But I can fit quite some big sizes in my butt
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No, but I kinda wish I cross-dressed when I was 18/19 and had fun with older guys. Didn't know I was bi back then
Yeah, it doesn't take long to practice deepthroating. Just gotta relax and not gag, it's a lot of fun when they start to just thrust in your mouth.
Enough that i had to take a shower