let’s switch it up how do i kill myself without a gun. if i’m going to be a hero it’s gonna be original
Let’s switch it up how do i kill myself without a gun. if i’m going to be a hero it’s gonna be original
Anthony Wood
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Jeremiah Ramirez
Maybe consider not killing yourself?
You depressed? Wanna talk about it?
Luis Gomez
Get an endangered zoo animal to kill you, like a rhino or some shit. Watch from hell as they Harabe the shit out of that animal
Daniel Hernandez
fuck off faggot
Hudson Wright
oh facts
Ryan Bell
>go outside
>find puddle at least 3 inches deep, or any suitable body of water
>lie face down
>wait
Brody Watson
nah killing myself is pretty much it
Chase Russell
You OP?
Jose Thompson
Alexander Edwards
Dont. If you kill yourself you wont ever get to enjoy things like the holidays, skinny dipping, and mcdonals pancakes.
Christopher Nguyen
Same boat here. If you're OP I was just trying to extend some empathy.
Angel Richardson
>mcdonals pancakes.
Nigga what. If I had to eat one of those, I'd kill myself right now.
Alexander Russell
Robert Diaz
Your lost Yea Forumsro. Those things are the tits with hash brown and sausage.
Samuel Ross
faggot if you don't care wether you live or die just go to some third world shithole and go apeshit on drugs etc
Carson Thompson
I mean it's not original, but start a charcoal grill in a small enclosed space and die of carbon monoxide
Levi Sanders
Don’t do it, Carrot Top!
Ethan Moore
>let’s switch it up how do i kill myself without a gun. if i’m going to be a hero it’s gonna be original
Origin: Realultimatepower.net
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.
Anthony Parker
Wear black face and drive thru a suburban neighborhood.
Jackson Turner
saw that, but most helium tanks now are cut with oxygen to prevent this
Juan Adams
thanks for the thought of it:,)
Owen Cooper
Don't. It's cooler because it's harder to do.
Lincoln Diaz
Have you ever considered that there could be more to life than cheap entertainment programming, fast food, social media, and what average people are into? There's a whole 'nother world, but only for those who won't settle for mediocrity.
Nothing left to lose, everything left to gain.
Adam Roberts
Feet first into a wood chipper
Brandon Perez
Go to the top of a building. Wrap wire around your neck. Super glue your hands to your head and jump. It will look like you ripped your own head off
Blake Brooks
...
Jose Parker
winner
Ethan Torres
Message a bunch of news outlets that you found some groundbreaking new information about a politician or someone in the White House, make up some conspiracy theory, then do it.
Asher Parker
death by hot wax enema
Jace Reyes
Smart, bullets in the back of the head
Jace Taylor
It would be great if he ate a 7 course meal 6 to 8 hours prior, along with a heaping dose of fiber, so that he could fill his pants with shit when they find him. Nothing funnier than making others clean up a stinking mess.
Alexander Allen
Just text while driving. Your number will come up. Good luck faggot!
William Jackson
ouchi wowie!
Tyler Murphy
hydrant -> a bit of firehose -> secured to your asshole
that'd be some shit