BIG DICK DRAMA - You can never be comfortable laying belly down on a bed

BIG DICK DRAMA - You can never be comfortable laying belly down on a bed.

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I can't wear leather pants anymore. Chicks are always staring at my dick not my face. Instead of talking to me and have an engaging conversation.

Oversensitivity. Cant even get a blowjob without it being painful

Toilet water is the enemy

Cant wear basketball shorts unless tight underwear, then it just pinches all the time

If your gay, women annoy the fuck out of you to turn straight

If your gay and a bottom, the small dicked one thats supposed to be the top almost always feels let down that I wont top.

Swimwear of any kind is out of the question. Have to wear shorts that are past my knees because when wet they gather and my head takes a peek out the leg.

>Oversensitivity. Cant even get a blowjob without it being painful
what do you mean?

Toilets in general. Can't take a shit without my dick crowding the front of the toilet interior. I stayed at an apartment where they had some fancy flourish in the front that basically reduced the distance between my dick and the toilet wall. Who the fuck thought that would be a nice design idea?

>Anal is impossible

>Some girls turned me down for it being too big and hurting them

I have the same problem, idk I think it's something to do with my dick head being big?

I can beat off just fine, but if someone tries to give me a handjob or blowjob, it feels weird and painful. They say "oh your face is so cute" but I just get pissed off because it hurts.

It's not easy finding comfortable pants. It's difficult to get a good blowjob

Mah nigga

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Despite what porn will show you there's not a whole host of attractive women that actually want to choke themselves with your dick.

They just suck on the head which is alright but.. not what I want

i don't get the toilet water part. most toilets i've seen are pretty low when it comes to the water level, are you guys talking about trying to shit with a boner or morning wood?

Never going to find a girlfriend because I don't need to.
Dick so big I can swallow about at least 2 inches of my own dong with absolutely no effort, 4-6 if I do put in some effort. Thank you based flexibility disorder.

If its cold enough, its not a problem

This thread is just hilarious. 3% of Population has more than 7 inches in lenght. And 97% of 4chans population is talking shit. The only guy here above 7 inches is probably laughing his ass off right now.

It just means she is sucking pretty badly imo

I'm a 5incher so I wouldn't know
Haha

I‘m 6.5 inches erect but also 6 inches flaccid, my dick doesent hang straight down, so it touches the curve of the bowl, not really the bottwom. But there are some toilets, escpecially those on planes and trains, that are so shallow, that i have to let it bend out of the bowl and over my fingers and into the bowl again. But i think on those, even guys with 3-4 inches flaccid have the same issue.

Yea Forums is where us well hung men like to congregate

Cope, the average is close to 6 when you take out Asian countries and micropenis, so 7 inchers are more common than you think.

>be me, office worker
>wearing new pants
>they're a little snug around the crotch
>nothing major tho
>standard day
>meetings in the morning
>go out for lunch
>come back, continue work
>mid afternoon
>"user, can you come here a moment"
>go to boss man's office
>HR there
>he shuts the door
>"user, we had some complaints about you from the meeting this morning"
>HR hags cluck for a bit
>"visibly sexually aroused during a presentation"
>motherfucker what
>"if someone is complaining about my "state of arousal" perhaps you should ask them why they're studying my crotch."
>"pardon my bluntness, but I am not aroused now. This is my natural state."
>"these are a new style of pants, and clearly they aren't properly fitted to my ... body type."
>basically just deadpan told HR that I have a huge cock and they need to deal with it
>Boss chokes on a laugh
>"user, you can go now. Save those pants for casual Fridays."
>get up
>ensure I stand up to display crotch bulge
>leave
>never heard from HR again
>Boss nicknames me "Mr. Ed" (the talking horse)

There's no way that's true but it would explain why girls can't get over how big it is. I'm barely over 7". Like maybe 7" and 1/4. Kinda thick tho

Excellent story, if you did erotica women would eat it up.

>3% of Population has more than 7 inches in lenght
Is this flaccid or erect?
I'm 7.2 erect. I have no idea about flaccid. Depends on the weather.

If your stats are correct, and this is Yea Forums so probably not, but I'm still gonna say, thank you for the compliment. Top 3%? I seriously assumed I was more average than that.

I'm maybe 6'', so I don't have that problem. My ex was with a guy who had a 7.5''+ cock and she said she hated it... Because those type of guys who get "blessed" with a big dick think that just because it's big, they don't need to do anything else to be good in bed.

I'm glad I am possible below or at average. I've had plenty say they like my girth and up curve... and almost everyone I've been with can deep throat me without much effort.

>Average erect penis: 3.12 cm (5.17 inches)
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/bju.13010
Study had 15000+ measurements performed by health professionals.

Wow, I have a scientifically verified big dick. Didn't think b would gimme that sort of ego boost. Thanks user!

Go camping one weekend with my young sons. Changing into swim trunks, one of them walks in, sees my penis. Talk about it later. No big deal.

Dropping him off at school Monday morning, he runs up to his friends and yells, "I SAW MY DAD'S AND IT'S HUUUGE!"

Easily 30 assorted moms within earshot. They all look at me, drop their eyes to my crotch, then look away smiling and embarrassed.

Since that incident years ago, I had reputation for being hung like a horse, (I'm not, but I am big).

Going anywhere feels good man. I can even hear them whisper sometimes.

And you got trips to boot. Everything's coming up (You) today, user!

Just looked it up and you're right. Feeling confident now with my 7 inch dick.