Help I’m fucking panicking it’s not bleeding but it hurts so much what do I do
Help I’m fucking panicking it’s not bleeding but it hurts so much what do I do
Connor Sanders
Nolan Turner
pull it forward and stretch out that micropenis
Aaron Morgan
First of all clean your dick what the fuck
Connor Clark
this
what the fuck are those things on the head of your dick? looks fucking disgusting
Brayden Lee
That is one unfortunate penis
Michael Adams
a shaft ampallang?
nice
Parker Baker
pearly penile papules
one theory suggests they might be vestigial barbs.
which is pretty metal
Ryder Hill
PPP
Justin Thompson
thought about trying this jape myself OP kek
Dominic Cooper
That penis is beyond hope. Cut it off and wait for a new penis to grow back, it has to be better than what you have now.
Gabriel Brooks
spose people that find them disgusting are the horribly mutilated yanks whose ppp's have rubbed off
Noah James
Zachary Miller
prancy pestilence poppers
Liam Hughes
>ampallang
Andrew Garcia
How did this happen?
Cooper Carter
Duh. Go the hospital
Christopher James
Well obviously this guy was practicing good dental hygiene and his hand slipped, how else does these things happen?
Elijah Robinson
I don't know which part of this photo is the most disgusting
Austin Rodriguez
Well my initial hypothesis was that OP tried one of those needle-in-urethra fap tricks, but that works too.
Jordan Smith
I really hope that it's not actually gone through there and it's just being held up underneath.
But yeah, just go to the ER. They deal with shit all the time. They'll probably give you a numbing agent, and pull it out. If you can't get your pants on you should be able to cut off the ends but DO NOT REMOVE IT YOURSELF UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR DICK!.
Levi Collins
I can't work out what's happening. Isn't it just tucked behind your foreskin?
Ian Turner
splinters
Ayden Perez
>Not a single drop of blood
>After stabbing literally a sponge soaked in blood
Fake and gay
Also, this thread again
Jose Taylor
>weird pubes
>weird skin discolouration on shaft
>weird bumps on head
>small size
At least you're not cut I suppose
Nolan Lopez
Kek
Jose Nelson
kys now, with your pocket knife of a pussy cock.