Rekt thread

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Lost

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Dude skipped leg day lmao

Looked like his cock and balls are ok, that was close.

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Yuck

why is it always chinks

i hit a secret pressure point youre already dead

>secret pressure point

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Fantastic brakes

lost

knife in his right hand

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that must be breaks supported by a sensor system the driver had just 1 second frame to spot the boy from his position

Is he okay

sheiit man poor guy lost his dick that day

more important

WHAT IS THE DUDE ON THE LEFT DOING??? It fucks me up

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Yes. He went to KFC right after that.

Good doggo

Beheadings and beatings don’t bother me as much as this does.

*wiener

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Nice!

no there isnt

Looks like hes got back or leg problems

just imagine being the uncle who thought this was excellent fun for Christmas
and now the family is pissed at you for ruining the mood, or more importantly, the younglings front teeth

>socks with sandals
good riddance

Did he survive KFC?

jesus fuck
looking at the size of that wound i would've expect the dude to be passed out and bleeding severely, this fucker is still conscious and doesn't bleed all over the place

this
when people ask me where is the progress
this is it
a prime example of technological advancements that made this chaotic world a tiny bit less cruel.

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He was probably thinking he needed to get to work

i saw something like this when the person gets electrocuted, this dude had some luck

Bitch in the purple is a football player kek

Runs in a straight line, is he Chinese?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_(circulatory)
we dont quite know why it works so well sometimes and utterly fails other times
but yeah, this is precisely the kind of wound that becomes survivable simply because humans are FUCKING TERRIFYING MONSTERS that can sometimes keep fighting after losing a fucking entire limb

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aliens walk among us... stay woke brother

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Priorities

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>805924945
Look at that old bitch faking it. She was fine and looked around then all of the sudden ohh ohhhhhh i'm hurt ohhh lawdy....

Idk why but this reminds me of happy wheels

That's a sucky way to die. Imagine spinning around while your bones are breaking and your head is banging against the ground

you really never met an old person huh, guess you're too fucking self centered pretending you're the victim in life to notice others. Typical.

She new there was CCTV and decided to ham it up a touch.

at least the boy had the sensibility to run away as well

This death didn't go unnoticed, Health and Safety.

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this is so funny
this is such a 'soft rekt', i enjoy watching shit like that way more than gore rekt

fuck cyclists they deserve to die

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Looks like he went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.

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I can hear your fat rolls again.

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sure... charge the cops, nothing will happen to me.

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looks like her guts and/or brains spewed out

>filename isn't "rwanda rousey"
kill yourself summerfag

Because theres a shitzillion of them and they all started driving for the first time 5 years ago

Eat a dick fatfuck

youtube.com/watch?v=XRj8ZxnzWGo

WORST REKT THREAD IN MONTHS!

DELETE IT NOW

HOLY FUCK THAT TRUCK HAS AMAZING BRAKES

Volvo!

nice name it worked this time.

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Shut up stupid

Socks and sandals, fucking deserved it

Do Asians just... commit casual homicide?

you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.

Story?

Grow up. How old are you? If you had a child of your own or were above the 9th grade, you'd understand how stupid you sound.
And don't get me wrong, I'm not just some random guy on the internet throwing shade. I want you to know personally, man (me) to boy (you), that I absolutely want you to either fuck off or grow up. Your choice. If you decide to grow up, that's cool. The world could use more grown-ups. Otherwise, fuck off with the ridiculous statements alluding that you like to kill people. You're not being "edgy" and nobody reading your shitpost is telling themselves "oh wow what a badass." You wouldn't hurt a damn thing that could fight back or exists outside your sick fantasies. If you think anyone here believes you're legitimate or could even remotely do anything you speak of in this thread, then you are truly sad.
I guess this is what happens when the kids have off from school for Summer.
I fully expect random anons to troll this response and that's whatever. But some of you would agree with me that asinine shitposts like this is what's killing Yea Forums.

The hell was he expecting?

haha, this remided me of a movie scene I saw in a movie. The way he run awau

so frail. goes limp after a tiny fall

agreed

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Dat file name!! Fucking KEKERS!!!10/10 you rule the internet today!

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Looks quite fun to me. I'd do that!

Sore wa mattaku tadashiku arimasen

I don't see it

Yo where he get dat weed at?? Pass dat shit nigga!!

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Holy fuck!

What is this garbage?

>*You're

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ultimate shit-tier faggotry

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Chadeus maximus

*brakes

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Wow! You saw a movie scene in a movie?
What days are these that we live in!

The I.T. crowd.

Bully fucks up a pregnant woman and you guys are supporting him?

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He should train more.

so fucking impressive

my kek was not so supportive, kids learning to bait is appreciable though.

What even happens in these? Looks like people getting electrocuted but people always say nerve gas.

has anyone got that Chinese security footage were some factory worker gets fucking obliterated by some kind of furnace?

No, this was actually a public service.

She was going to need an abortion anyway, since her sugardaddy was going to prison, and she was running up to let him know. The gentlemanly trained professional saw her need and volunteered to save her from a costly and often traumatic procedure.

When they drop the bass.

thank you

Dumbass the cyclist had row

Wow, quoting the name of the file. Faggot.