Why doesn’t Yea Forums have a dedicated PUA board? I actually want to be successful with women.
Why doesn’t Yea Forums have a dedicated PUA board? I actually want to be successful with women
>I actually want to be successful with women
stop being ugly
>I want to be successful with women
>women
yeah, right
Because PUA is the step before incels become incels.
roosh v is now a faggot christcuck :(
Just take the gaypill already
op is that a tranny?
^ this
It's like the incels last ditch effort before completely giving up and joining the online incel rage circle jerk.
I hate to break it to you guys but there's no secret formula for fooling girls into having sex with you. Sure there's things that you can do to make yourself more desirable and improve your chances but hanging out on PUA forums and acting like a creepy douche if you ever actually encounter a woman is not the answer.
PUAs base all their skills on the premise that women don't want sex and can be manipulated through bullshit and show of status.
Maybe PUAs have some success with women who see men as tools and bank accounts that can be manipulated through sex.
I can't see this leading to anything else than growing resentment and perpetual bad sex.
Seek partners who like you, enjoy sex and enjoy themselves.
>with women who see men as tools and bank accounts that can be manipulated through sex.
>I can't see this leading to anything else than growing r
how so?
r those sluts sandniggers?
this is false. all women will shit test you even if they want to have sex with you. they do this to see if you are confident in yourself. if you fail those shit tests they wont have sex with you. a common way to deflect shit tests is to agree and amplify. “is this how you pick up other girls” then you say “youre the first girl ive ever talked to” or something like that. if you get mad or lose your cool then you fail
Mystery doesn't discriminate.
Sounds good in theory but how has this worked for you in practice?
Practice. Hit on girls and try to ignore the pain of rejection.
Because it's stupid. Also, even if it weren't stupid, it's not important enough to have its own board. Any idiot advice you want to give each other can be covered in a thread. That being said, I'd like a PUA board to reduce seeing your inane bullshit elsewhere. Keep you dumb fucks contained.
You mean they will get to know you and decide if you personality and physical attraction is such that they want to have sex with you? You know when you talk to a girl and decide if you like her? In other words, have a conversation? That's what you're calling "shit testing." Why are you so stupid? Go kill yourself.
kek
>have a conversation
Before you dive face first into the sausage fest that is PUA consider this. People all around you are having sex with women. Think about what they are doing that you are not. When is the last time you walked into a bar and saw a bunch of these clowns in there? Trust me, if it worked, every dumb ass would be running around dressed like a gay steampunk magician "peacocking" and "negging" girls.
PUAs (and their next-stage incels) believe women value men for success, physical attraction, ability to provide, etc.. First, let's point out two things. Men also hold physical attraction in high regard. Obviously. And the vast majority of women do care about personality.
But even accepting your basis as true, why aren't you able to provide? Why aren't you successful? You know that women will be with men who aren't loaded. You see it everyday in daily life. They don't need someone who is rich. They need someone who is willing to put effort into life. Someone who won't submit to failure, but will try again. You're turning to PUA because you don't have these qualities. Don't blame women. Blame yourself. You're pathetic and women shouldn't sleep with you. Kys. You're worthless. It's your own fault. You're playing games instead of being men and fixing it.
As it's been said, this is called a conversation.
Anyone would test a potential partner, for many reasons (connection, safety, possibility of fun and good sex).
Anyone but men who don't realise that women are not just better fleshlights and that having sex with someone you like is what it's all about.
Some scholars say that PUAs are not really seeking more sexual partners or sexual satisfaction. It's all about ranking oneself among other men. Who has the most partners ? Who has the most attractive partners ?
In layman's term, this is just an elaborated dick contest.
more?
>coming to Yea Forums for advice on getting laid
You failed before you even began.
>successful with women
LET
YOUR
UNCLE
T~BONE
SHOW
YOU
HOW
IT'S
DONE
print this file +
cut on the dotted line +
wrap it around your ugly mug +
sport it all around town while you rock out with your cock out
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>Why doesn’t Yea Forums have a dedicated PUA board? I actually want to be successful with women.
/fit/ retard. Get swol, get chicks.
Ahhhh yes. This user knows. This user has all 3.5 billion women figured out and knows exactly what they like. All of them. Because they’re all the same right?
not correct!
Uncle pulls more 10/10 snatch than the fag on the left and right....
it is all about the mutton chops & thick frames!!
Actually there is.
Have confidence in your self.
Listen.
Feel what they are saying. That is it.
Take it one step further.
Stop being a loser by changing your mindset and outlook. Objectifying women is one thing if the person wants you to objectify them (it’s hot as fuck when a woman wants you to treat her like a piece of meat) but the other 29 days out of the month you’ll need to get your goddamn job done.
Be friendly. Treat other people with general respect, but don’t be a doormat. I’ve seen 10/10’s fuck dudes that you’d think have no business (you’d think) getting an arm charm that hot. Yet they do, regularly. Why? I guess the dude make them happy.
Take care of yourself. That means brush your teeth. Exercise a few times a week. Eat a diet that isn’t 50% processed/fast food. Don’t drink too much. Women might see a man covered in sweat fresh from the gym and want to rip his clothes off to fuck him, but they’ll definitely want a shower after that. Keep it clean physically and mentally.
That right there is baseline for what I imagine is the VAST majority of women.
Be me, just got out of a 5 year relationship with a fat chick. Cant get girls, 30 years old, find THE GAME, watch VH1s the pick up artist,
5 years later only date skinny girls, meet an 18 yr old hottie, 3 years later get engaged. 2 years later broke up.
Get back into game, everything's diffrent. Instagram, girls expect a dollar if you even message them. Tinder's a joke.
But ya know what, still managed to slay teenage pussy at 40.
Does the game work?
If youre average looking itll get u some hot chicks, if you're ugly itll get u a few average chicks.
So yeah, it works, it's just not getting u 50 hot chicks to chase u around.
On a side not, I took a bitch home from the bar and she said "girls dont want guys to approach them, there are guys here trying to get girls to fuck them. And I said no shit I'm one if them."
Legit, confidance still matters, and there will always be a girl under 25 with daddy issues.
Come to daddy.
>I actually want to be successful with women.
...and you expect people here to help with that?
Ehh I seem to be the only one unfamiliar with PUA...what's it mean, Google?
I am only slightly bisexual, but I'd crawl through broken glass to suck Uncle T-Bones unwashed hog.
top keks! metoo...femAnon here....WE ALL WANT TO SLURP HIS CUMBALLS \m/
who tf is this guy??? why am i seeing him all over
our master and savior Uncle monster cock \mw/
im so confused, why do these pictures exist?
filename is inaccurate, that's very obviously a gump
let king Gavin explain
lel, maybe?
hollywood is full of degenerates
you sound like an SJWnigger when you spew dogshit like that...it's like when they bitch about "toxicity" that or this.....NOW ETIKA YOURSELF BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
but who is t-bone? dont care if you call me a newfag
Reparations for the past 1000 years. Pay up whitey.
to find out read ...and then ask him into your heart \m/
don't listen to this loser. pure cringe.
any of charlie sheen?
Women or girls? Just know there is a difference in the maturity and priority of a grown woman than an adult girl and difference in how they want to be approached.
>any of charlie sheen?
i am sure Uncle has done an 8ball w/ Charles
\m/
Probably the most valuable resource I've found in that regard has been guides on polyamory, some of the more liberal ideas are bullshit rationalizations for people with weak will, but that is the mindset and approach a lot of women respond to nowadays. Non-possessiveness, casual interactions unless there's a powerful attraction, but I'm guessing you're not really in a place to capitalize on that sort of thing yet. Just look into polyamory and use those majority of sluts for what they are until a good one comes along.
>stop being ugly
Women don't care about looks like men do. Or else you would never see a white woman dating a nigger.
not this
/thread
Nice argument bruh, I've got 2 steadies and 3 play partners right now, this shit is average for me, I'm fucking wives of men with high minded ideas like monogamy, you can't expect that of the majority of these animals, so I just fuck them like animals.
>I want to be successful with women.
The reason you're not "successful with women" is because women aren't a fucking job interview.
Oh my God I need to get off Yea Forums I can't keep up with your mental gymnastics anymore
>im so confused, why do these pictures exist?
A
>R
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>Reparations for the past 1000 years. Pay up whitey.
FUCK
U
FAGGOT-NOG
you ain't touching even 1 of these bills \m/
oh hey look this fag is spamming this faggots pics again
i swear on the bible i have never posted these pixxx, mr pig
>take shitty cringe pictures
>get popular because hipsters
>art
>oh hey look this fag is spamming this faggots pics again
well someone has to teach this boy how it's done properly
duh!
dont be mad because you don't have an infinite supply of coke and whores
>>take shitty cringe pictures
ok, here is some fresh TR praise, that is about to drop for the 1st time, to debunk your faggot fake-news ass:
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On September 10, 2004, today’s greatest living photographer is going to show the world why he deserves the notorious moniker “God of Truth.” Terry Richardson, the irreverent New Yorker who changed photography forever, will be showing his most personal work in years at Deitch Projects.
For those select few not familiar with Richardson’s work, it is an inimitable combination of low and high art. It is harsh and scary, lewd and erotic, hilarious and beautiful, but, most importantly, it is loved and understood by everyone who sees it. New York street kids are taught to understand the monolithic beauty of a Japanese landscape while the Parisian intelligentsia are taught the intricate workings of getting high in Hollywood at seven in the morning. How can the most exclusionary European snobs understand the grit of America’s alleys? For the same reason the worst junkies alive can wrap their minds around Terry’s sensual portraits of celebrities. His photographs are the truth. There is no pretension, no premeditation, and no agenda. Terry Richardson lives his life as a fearless sensualist, and his camera is always in hand capturing every second of the journey. Everything is there, bare and untethered for all to see, and if you are happy to be alive you cannot resist these depictions of our magnificent world gone mad. We see top models in their kitchen making a coffee with awful shorts on. We see the rich and famous cropped so close their age spots look like delicate watercolors. It’s always real, and it’s always right. To put it simply, Richardson’s depictions of his day-to-day are the most sincere and genuine images of the twenty-first century.
Fans of Terry’s work will be excited to hear that Richardson’s forthcoming Deitch show soars past all his previous work. It is his most heartfelt and endearing work to date, a relentless onslaught of everything that makes his photos beautiful, but with more passion and sincerity than ever before. Every person who sees this show will be forever altered because the “God of Truth” has surpassed himself and taken his relentlessly venerated genius to a new height of ecstasy. This is more than a tasteful art show about the beauty we all take for granted. It is the documentation of a miracle.
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THIS
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>he thinks this is original
LOL
It's taken with a shit camera for
>muhhhh grainy underground effect
Its hot chicks for being sexual
>cuz muhhh sex sells
Its high fashion in a low level setting
>cuzzzz muhhhh contrarian
How is this not basic hipster shit?
can I assume this guy just gives out free drugs? because its so gross, I'm not sure why you'd hang out doing this sort of thing, basically making porn. Its not art really.
He actually lost a lot of work because a LOT of women said he forced them into sex for taking their photo. Some obviously were just whores, but theres zero doubt he coerced these women into this shit for fame.
>can I assume this guy just gives out free drugs? because its so gross, I'm not sure why you'd hang out doing this sort of thing, basically making porn. Its not art really.
sex is ART
blast this for proof youtube.com
\mw/
Underrated post. That's all there is to it.
You take a shower, wear something decent that matches, (dont overthink it), a little bit of cologne (axe is not cologne) and you shoot your shot.
Over, and over, and over.
Eventually you become very relaxed with it and success comes.
It's really that simple.
'Terry always did his own thing,' says Stephen Male, recalling those early days. 'I remember when the contact sheets came in for the Levi's shoot we did, every single one would feature a photograph of the model with her top off. I remember thinking, "How did he do that?" I mean, it wasn't really what was required for the shoot. Then it became Terry's thing. It seems almost quaint and old-fashioned now that we'd find it questionable. But that's fashion for you. Once somebody pushes the envelope, it doesn't take long for taboo images to become acceptable. Plus, fashion needs people like Terry; it needs to feel it has an edge all the time.' Terry, unsurprisingly, concurs. 'Hell, somebody's gotta come up once in a while and say bollocks to all that mainstream, glamour stuff.'
this guy is the only sane person in this thread
where do you put the cologne?
under you nut sack
shit man, is that Michael Jackson?
I'm not sure that is correct would I not be covering my natural smell to attract woman on a primeval level? it seems weird putting cologne on my face for example, could it irritate? will it be wet? will just my face smell?
well, you really should stick just the tip of the nozzle up your butthole and then sit on it just a little bit to spritz the cologne.
>shit man, is that Michael Jackson?
WTF, how did you find out? Terry did some of that sleeping drug w/ Jacko!
based
\m/
how the fuck does this terry guy get all of these bitches????
>take pictures of hot girls with shirts off
Yeah, super original and never been done before. Faggot.
He worked for places like vogue, gucci whoever. And he forced women to fuck him for pictures in mags.
op u gay?
name just 1 photographer who did it before terry?
>forced
None of his photos look like rape.
They traded sex for money via the entertainment industry.
They could have taken their own shitty photographs and waited to become instagram thots.
Instead they used sex to get ahead of those who wouldn't.
sorry bruh but terry was the very first photo taker in history to snap naked peoples
I put a drop on each wrist and one at each side of my Adam's apple. Dont rub it, just let the drops dry there.
>None of his photos look like rape.
>They traded sex for money via the entertainment industry.
>They could have taken their own shitty photographs and waited to become instagram thots.
>Instead they used sex to get ahead of those who wouldn't.
T
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>Why doesn’t Yea Forums have a dedicated PUA board? I actually want to be successful with women.
just use a chair and noose
>I put a drop on each wrist and one at each side of my Adam's apple
why on the apple?
so the girl will think you don't have a penis?
that user knows what's up!
op just stop taking baths and you will get a few numbers
Science disagrees. Women are nearly 4 times more critical with looks than men. Now go back to r*ddit.
>Science disagrees. Women are nearly 4 times more critical with looks than men. Now go back to r*ddit.
proof?
i thought only males were
op check faceberg
m.youtube.com
Not enough people on Yea Forums are successful.
>Not enough people on Yea Forums are successful.
proof???
op what is your mum's cell#
just have a lot of money i guess
just buy her flowers
moot added a board but then wiped it after the hack
not true
Dayumn
Doing the fuck out of everything doesn't solve society as a whole I'm sorry.
> social status
Works for niggers.
So have balls you don't have or shouldn't have on the basis of a crazy bitch. Got it.
Well, activate the subtitles and appreciate the cringe.
Sorry, i forget the link.
It's really not. You have to overcuck your magic tricks as you set up shop as alternative to niggers for that nich crowd.
You win when you get AIDS if you don't become gay born again Christian a parent or MGTOW cuck.
All of this is losing. Truly winning is being a NEET btard manchild or choosing money.
Truly winning would be some Hitler shit to have clean sex with 10s. When you can sleep around you have STDs to worry about. How long or safe does your bachelor single career last? You might fall in love with a 10 and form a family that's also winning.
Or get a job i porn all of that is taken care of for you as you get paid.
so true
The 10s might be more into golddigging after they're done with niggers and crack (it's super effective)
You can get 7s and retarded pussy this way but don't be so sure.
If you're already rich just go get a lapdance
goldiggers
kek ok op whatever just not today
> (OP)
>PUAs base all their skills on the premise that women don't want sex and can be manipulated through bullshit and show of status.
>Maybe PUAs have some success with women who see men as tools and bank accounts that can be manipulated through sex.
>I can't see this leading to anything else than growing resentment and perpetual bad sex.
>Seek partners who like you, enjoy sex and enjoy
not even close
SHOW THE LADIES REDDIT TO SCORE
mgtow?
brickpage
myspace op
>Just take the gaypill already
why?
night