I just lost my virginity at the age of 26 to an escort. I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!

I just lost my virginity at the age of 26 to an escort. I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!

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are u a negro?

Nope

Pics or it didn’t happen and ur still a virgin

How was it?

I was so damn nervous before I went in. She let me in and the first thing I did was ask for some water and told her straight up this was my first time. She was 24 years old, white, 5ft 4, slim.

She said she would give me a massage first to relax me, which I was kinda like "yeah ok" eben though I was so desparate to fuck. But I'm actually really glad she did because it did calm me doen and relax me and then we ended up fucking.

I never thought I'd say this, but it was BETTER than I had expected it to feel like.

Raw or condom?

Why would you do this at 26?
There's no point anymore.
It would be much cooler if you waited for:
a) someone who loves you
b) wizard powers

condom. shame i didn't get to try bare, but I was just happy to fuck regardless.

Also a shoved my face into her cunt and it was so fucking good

I was getting so fucking depressed. I just wanted to do it. Then it was out of the way and the first time I do it with someone I do love, I won't be worrying about the fact that it's my first time, because it won't be.

Still virgin
Sorry man

think what you like!

All I know is that my cock was inside a womans cunt, regardless of what was wrapped around it I'm happy

Feels entirely different

>eating out a whore

oh user

congrats my nigga

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>losing your virginity at 26
Jesus op

enjoy the oral herpes

This.

what in the actual fuck are you on about faggot?

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Nice

this, you fucked up OP.

Fuck these other faggots. Good for you OP, do what makes you happy man. Now that you dont have that looming burden of wanting to lose it you can be more confident in yourself and girls eat up confidence. Much love Yea Forumsro.

The absolute state of Yea Forums, I lost my virginity when I was 15 and have been a Chad ever since

Its cool, dude.
But now, you must wait and do a test for sexually transmitted diseases.
Good luck.

easiest way to get hiv is eating out a whore

If you go in first time with just condoms, and you don't know the feeling without, it's pretty damn good still.

I used to cum so quick with condoms on when I first started fucking. I've been with the same woman for a while and we've couple swapped with some people and condoms are fucking trash now.

>Chad
>Posting Anonymously on Yea Forums where everything is fiction
Pick one and only one

33 here i dont even care anymore

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did her ass look like OP's pic? i would get moth herpes giving that the ol'lickeroo

You're depressed over vagina...? You've got some bigger problems than you're acknowledging then. Also, there isn't an issue with having your first time with someone you love, if it is,l then they're not worth it. alot of women would see that as a turn on, not all though obviously.

swag user

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Many escorts have a "no black gents" policy, did you know?

My nigga

How the fuck are you horny bitches still virgins.
Women are so slutty now that they come up to you in bars.

If you fat or skinny:

Invest $10/month in a gym membership

If you broke:

Drive Uber

If you ugly:

Buy her beer

If your dick too small:

Buy a pocket vibrator

Can't think of any other reason why you faggits can't get laid.

You never use your mouth on anyone but your partner. Only your peepee and hands my dude.

you know she has a boyfriend / pimp that dumps in her regularly and will let anyone else what was big enough tip to dump in her so you just ate a couple of dudes loads enjoy

Congratulations, you're a useless faggot.

How much money did you end up spending? Outcall or incall?

I'm happy for you user. Don't mind the haters. Sounds like you had a wonderful experience.

I will be joining your club soon. Want to attend hogwartz together?

Nigger you had to pay for sex at 26. This is your ONLY time.

The Ford Escort was a terrible car and you should feel terrible.

Congrats man, hope you had fun! You are worthy of love too.

Yeah legit I can’t stay hard in a condom

So I always just lay it out there

Tell me I’m a recovering heroin addict, I have HIV but my levels are non transmittable now , and that I don’t go with condoms so raw or no

Surprisingly i still get laid just as much as before the diagnosis

If losing your virginity technically means having your penis inside a vagina and grinding against each other, then I guess I lost mine at 7

Are u español !!??