SEAGULLS ARE CUTE

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Whiter than you

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Are you that sack of shit that was asking about how to get a seagull nest on their roof the other day?

fuck you.

Seagulls are nasty bastards...

Ur nasty

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Yep. I managed to lure them.
I mean, they lured themselves, because three gulls got interested in creek/stream I have near my house. Apparently they are french and they love frogs. Then I lured them with french fries. They are extremely skittish, since it is not a tourist area, they behave more like crows, they keep distance from you.

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So they are not niggers, they are white birds.
Seashore ones are complete niggers. They need to be gassed.

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Seagulls are in fact niggers. They run in packs, will steal shit outtakes your hand, and collectively stink up an area. All the hallmarks of a nigger.

but they are white

You dont have to be black to be a nigger. It's a way of life.

so you must be a nigger do since you just talk shit about someone without knowing first thing about them and probably you get all your knowledge from the internet and your friends, who also happen to be on the internet

Don't confuse slavs with niggers.

This isn't Tumblr you cuck. Save the internet justice bomb for some beta bitches who care.

Cunt. I hope they all die from some form of horrible disease, and somehow give it to you.

Why you're so mad?

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Because i want all urban seagulls to fuck off

Well, they are suburban seagulls. They are good behaving, unlike seashore city niggers.

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Seagulls are good, fuck off

No, niggers are the niggers of the animal kingdom

youtube.com/watch?v=XRj8ZxnzWGo

This. Niggers are worse than seagulls

Fucking lol..

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All seagulls are niggers, but not all niggers are seagulls

Seagulls are not niggers, they are indinan.
Niggers don't shit on people.

This is my favourite thread

t.seagull

t. Nigger

Seagulls are niggers

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The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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here is (you)

Y I k e s

Thank you, kind user!

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Laura thread? Nice!

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WHy do people hate seagulls?

he want the fry

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FRY

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Kek at beaklet

They might be Jews

What about harpy eagles

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Fuck them to

Well, you can try

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BUMP
CAW CAW CAW

CAAAWR CAAAWR CAAAWR

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Was going to ask the same. Welcome back seagull guy.

Hi guys, can I play?

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Damn that thing looks mean

i know right

Still, I would try to perch it on penis. Or at lest on hand.
Without gloves, of course.

ya

This, flying vermin. I used to catch them on fishing hooks at school before cameras were installed everywhere the year after I graduated. Fuck seagulls.

Seagulls > dogs.

They will kill you

Several attacked me at Sea World while I was a kid. I bought some fish and was taking them to the sea lion feeding area, and a swarm of them attacked me and took the fish like a pack of flying niggers. Fuck. Seagulls.

Weak must fear the strong

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This. I can sleep having seagull sounds no problem, but fucking barking dogs wake me up every fucking time.

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There's probably an evolutionary reason for that. Dogs and humans have certainly evolved together.

Nah. I know people who would prefer barking over any bird noise.
It is individual thing.

So you're saying seagulls are the niggers of the animal world, user?

I just saw a couple seagulls in the parking lot at Wal mart attacking a fast food bag. How do you think it knew what it was?

They are not dumb fucks, they are as smart as crows, so they have enough brain to figure out it.

So was Michael Jackson

>are as smart as crows
>enough brain
user...

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What?
They are really smart, they are 100% smarter than dog.

Yes, I said that in my other post.

Hang on, so you're saying seagulls are like niggers?

Why crows are so black, yet behaving like white, and why gulls are so white yet behaving like niggers?

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>crow
>posts pic of fucked up nonsense
user, what the fuck

That is crow 100%

no wonder the wildings hated crows so fucking much

Pic related is known to kill nigger babies in Africa. How one bird can be that based?

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Yeah I've witnessed it. Shit's fucked up.

Here is juvenile crowned eagle and human hand.

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So why are humans the dominant species and not eagles?

I have no idea, but I can say for sure, than seagulls are definitely dominating humans.

god damn
thats a bad ass bird

I wish we had more of those, for natural control of nigger population. I'm 100% sure they won't attack white

Thumbs

Nah, I'm 100% sure bird will remove humans one day.
They are incredibly overpowered

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i agree, they would ID the vermin that are niggers. A bigger prize for them than a big fat rat

why tho, with the luxurious dog food owners are buying these days, it mustve been a nice little snac

t. chink gull

Birds are cute

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no. seagulls are obnoxious pieces of flying shit that should be eradicated.

no. you are obnoxious piece of shit that should be eradicated.

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they look funny lol

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KEOW KEOW KEOW KEOW KEOW

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Birds are fucking disgusting.
Why do people even get them as pets? They would shit on everything, while being completely useless

DONT FORGET!!!

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Lol

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Isn't cage too smal

It was for an American Robin that was found with its beak fallen off. The cage wasn't meant for long term, in fact it was gone the next time I visited.

Also, Sea Gulls aren't the only cute ones.

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Alll birds are qt

one less annoying small dog to worry about.. so i guess they do some good.

I wonder if it is possible to train gulls to remove real pests, like feral cats and dogs.

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I'll take seagulls all day over fucking geese

This. Seagulls have smaller shits, and not as aggressive

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Shoebills are cool

Shit, that is the longest thread I ever haved.

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anyone got bird vore

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Huh, neighbors had took their tiny dog inside for a night, once they noticed gulls hanging on my property.
Shit works already. I guess I don't need them nesting, but I would try anyway, just to piss everyone off.

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So iz ur mum's pussy

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I wish my mom had a cloaca, and I was a bird instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE

Shit, why we don't have ibises here?