You wake up as an indian man

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>call pajeet
>pretend we’re the irs and scam autistic americans
>shit on the streets
>eat chicken tikka masala

yes, let us meet, we will discuss more while shitting in the street

Rape random girls

go on young girl's livestreams and demand to see bobs and vagine

Pajeet is always down for a quick street shitting

Go outside and pet the cow by my house. Then go to work and start scamming people.

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apply for a job at Tim Hortons

I would fully support my country by stating online that we will be a superpower in 2020, then complain to my poo street brothers when I get trolled about it online.
Also
>be me
>advertise granny flat for rent
>heeeaps of poos apply
>’sorry it’s taken’ everytime
Fuck poos
Fuck so many fucking poos in Brisbane.

Start scamming people claiming they have a virus on their computer

Subscribe to T-series

Get run over by a train. Because Indians aren't good with those things.

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Take my first shower

Demand bobs and vegene

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Makes for full day, followed by

Reenact the kama sutra

>9
Go into my shitty gas station job, take all of the cash out of the register and safe, punch whoever is working in the mouth and overdose on fentanyl while trying to masturbate in a superman costume and tie around my neck in a public park

with a goat

go for enlightenment

I doubt any Pajeet has had a day as glotious as that.

Get a pajeet three wheel fly rider and make those badass egg dishes with dirt hands and touch the egg and poke the yolk with my nasty brown bread fingers.

Yea pajeet egg cartman

SHIT ON THE STREET AW YEEE

Scream at the first guy I see: "Fuck you! Have a nice day!"

Buy me a pretty Paki slavegirl.

ask for bobs and vegana