Walk into your bedroom

>leave for 8 minutes
>come back
>"Talking of the butter for your bread, many people think that marmalade is nicer. Would you like to try a little marmalade instead?"

Throw her out of a window and tell her to fuck off

Will turn 360°
And start to sell "Gamer girl blood"

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Plot twist: you live on 8th floor

I put her in a diaper

Valtrex

Grab Hammer
Strike head
Fuck

How did she escape from my inescapable sex dungeon?

Reenact "Fucked with a knife" by Cannibal Corpse.

Why the fuck would she be on my bed and not my Bible

"Hey bitch hows the instagram"

filling up the bathtub and making loads of money

BLAST IT WITH PISS

what else do you sleep on/in/around??

hard floor?

Bitch better have my money.

Enslave the weeb

wouldnt your spine hate you far more for that?

Remove skank from house and burn bed and blanket

ask her how did she got in and what is she doing here

rape her and choke her unconscious
draw a bath
wait for her to wake up
drown her in the bathwater
play with her body for a couple days
film all with her phone upload somewhere and link it via her twitter.

Tie here up and force feed her nothing but fast food, soda and beer until she’s 600lbs and have sex with her folds and make it with her and gawk at how i ruined her body and mind

wau.. so edgy summerfag

Squeeze out her gamer pee, then soak her with Mine in exchange. why ELSE would she be in my room but to deliver the gamer pee I requested?

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Take pics of her with a timestamp and post about it on here along with actual nudes for you to spread around.
I'd also fuck up her pretty little face and body so she can't make money anymore

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Fuck her and get her pregnant so nine months later she can sell gamer girl placenta

instigate my get rich quick scheme and make her take a bath

Sit her down, have a deep and meaningful conversation with her. Talk about her depression and be a true friend for her to lean on.

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Call the cops. Someone has broken into my house.

Also request decontamination crew to clean her herpes off my bed

Must not be too dumb either, she is banking by doing nothing but being cute

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Oi, how'd you get into my bedroom? Piss off slag!

Throw her in the tub, start selling water.

Yell its a trap!
Go to kitchen, find scissors, try to cut its penis off
In the ensuing fight, I get knocked out with a plastic Minecraft sword
Wake up to the weirdest sensation
Facedown, pillows under my stomach
Oh shit
Her giant cock is sliding in and out of me
I become fully awake just as she turns me over and shoots streams across my body and face
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She gets up, I swing an arm behind her knee caps
She falls to the floor
I run for the door and slam it shut, grab a shirt from the dirty clothes hamper in the bathroom nextdoor, and tie the two doorknobs together
This should hold her for a minute

You seriously think that we're capable of distinguishing emotions here anymore? We would all do the same : sigh and continue with whatever the fuck we were going to do.

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I'd pump the sow full of hormones to induce lactation and make millions selling Gamer Girl Milkies.

Wait what do you sleep in?

plywood

She's a white female. It doesn't get easier dude
You don't have to be smart

Fuck the whitest Nigger I've ever seen.

>falling for the hard surface sleep meme in 2019
an interesting one, you are

>milkies
Someone likes fluffies eh

I don't know what that is. I'm a hucow/humilk enthusiast.

if that punchable face was within 15 feet of me id make her skull look like a pancake

Demand that she shows me her [spoiler]taxes[spoiler]

Tickle her

>beta cuck

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Chase that bitch out with a pool noodle. I don’t want nothing to do with or her stds. Get lost, tramp!

Tell her to fuck off, my way hotter wife is about to have sex with her boyfriend and i need to get the bed ready.

Oh shit nigga did not realize
Have this

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You are allowed in the bedroom? My wifes boyfriend doesn’t even let me in there lest I get my Nintendo switch privileges revoked

>not going into the bedroom to prep the bull

Well cleaning everything up and getting stuff ready, not while anything is going on.

go downtown and offer an aids-dicked crack-nigger a big fat rock to take her asshole, raw-dog

>Prepare the bathtub.
>Make her take a bath.
>Bottle up the water afterwards.
>Get rich.

Well he just doesn’t like me in there because he doesn’t want me getting ‘dangerous thoughts’
I pay for the house but I still think he has every right

Kill her and make a live video in twitch with a fake vpn, steal the money an dissapear

Dunk her in my bathtub and sell the water to pathetic Incels

Put on my clown suit and make up and start throwing pies at her. Maybe do a few balloon animals too idk

call the police

Spray anti-bug spray

Please for the love of God, kill yourself.

I legit almost hurled. Not at the thought of placenta but at how much you could sell hers for,

give her a decent fucking camera and stamp my foot down hard on the piece of shit shes using