My blood flows backwards sometimes and thats ok

TODAy i will drink one (1) grass of greek wine and play some ESO
and i will let you and your viewers decide how we paint the guest bathroom

Your fortune: Good Luck

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this is not as good as i expected
honey youre going to your parents on monday

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DRINK GRASS ERRYDAY

im not fucking matt damon and shockingly im ok
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ʰᵒʳ ʷᶦᵉ ᵉˢ ˢᶜʰʳᵉᶦᵗ

what is anything
i haet mmos

i like MMOs because you can flex your stats and items

who is that meant to impress

no one, the catch is that it's cool to be cool sometimes and not always a scrub who failed life

fake Yuji Sakai confirmed

ESO sucks bro

i've never been proud of being a loser. that's for greasy [a/ nerds. (unless it's loser in the sense of being submissive in the bedroom)

Real Yuji Sakai wouldn't even have words in their post it would just be an image

sounds like everything you know is wrong then

sounds like you're frustrated that your ruse has failed

sounds like you need to put your name back on "Tri$"

no one is real everyone is role playing

I'll use this name but only because you asked me to

What's worse than a dead foot hoe?

A head foot doe

bro i can appreciate a nice speeder but i hate it wen everyone glows all the time and their bear is on fire and shit

make me a mass effect mmo and ill quit life forever doe

It's not really fire. Think about it.

that wouldn't work

Practicing pyromancy outside of the 3RD floor?

i refuse to think about it

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Like spore + call of duty + fallout

your mom wouldnt work and i taught her magic regardless

your mom is regardless

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how about nothing like cawadoody or spore and more like swtor but with geth and birdmen

oh and jenny hale voices everyone

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chekt and kekt bby

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thank

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>ywn put mrs hale in your armchair and have her reenact le tdkr plane scene as shep with you until you die of old age

speakin of voices
>not talking to best friend in person for like 8 months
ok
>cry hasnt posted in 2
HONEY BRING ME MY HELIUM TANK

having best friends is for losers

I don't believe you're a virgin

That's what she said when we first met

Don't queue for vet content if you FUCKING BLOW dude

thats just like your opinion man and youre not even poopboi smh

my onpinions are certified objectively best opionoins© and I can prove it

oh shoot swtor looks much worse than i remembered
>dubs
guess ill die

>dubs
guess you'll live

cant catch a break can i

the ride never stops

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goodnight justin

sleep tight wilson

that i did
ghghhoney there werent any children in my dreams
just my dog

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imagine if you could lick your own nose

this hits too close to home

how do u know i cant

don't get my hopes up

am cold

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yeah lol

dubs moist

can i pls be somewhere thats not frozen hell

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i hate the music too

I HEAR THAT YOUVE SLIPPED AGAIN

i will play with Esso until its Exxon, u cool wit it?
#roxxoncorp

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i have no idea what youre talking about so yes

immortality diverted into pocket universes

cheers

uhh blood is not supposed to go both ways through vein valves

what do you know about valves, gaben

its not supposed to yes
doesnt change the fact mine does

Try holding one of your arms up to make the blood flow in a direction you can control and to even it out. Trust me you don't want to have unbalanced blood...

ebin meme my lad
meanwhile i have a heart condition wot did ur mama raise

>creat nu worl
>this happens
forget the structure, THERES SAND MOTHERFUCKER
dis gon b good

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hi
did i snore

honestly i proably would have enjoyed minecraft if i ever tried it.

do it bud

i cant get no
satisfaction

aight so is the wife gon log into his account and learn about their match history by being tackled by the le ebin kicking lady or what

it's fun, there's a zen quality to it where you can kind of get lost in mundane tasks

9/10 episode cause i deducted a point for the kicking brat that made my blood fucking boil there for a moment

this just in it took less than 50 crunches to make everything kinda sorta ok again mother cool
dubs

i had a great paint meme about a shark dancing fast that would perfectly match my mood now but idk where i put it

i could probably talk someone i know right now in real life to slap me across the face lets say tommorrow
there would be talks afterwards tho

i feel like i lack that one friend or not even necessarily a friend more like a miranda
if odds i drink

>444
aight fug xd

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arms mostly healed doe i can make my bed now FUCKING CELEBRATE

not to mention WIPE

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who else here tried some v i d e o g a m e s?

episode two is an 8/10 for me
i knew what was gonna happen p early on but it was still good bonus points for the zuckerberg dude not being a villain
nice try mom

>88
NIBBA HAD A STROKE
whoops almost reached for the coffee mug instead of le watre mug
bitch im not brushing my teeth a fourth time

should i watch episode three? wake me up if i fall asleep plz

oh nononnnonono its about teenagers >:^(

okay miley im here for the rasp okay

this song sounds a lot like that one nin thing whose name i cant remember now
shameful

head like a hole
obviously

yeah and right where it belongs
apparently it was intenntional
nibba y u gotta make same shit but worse

im not sure that thats how you fall into a coma but hey nice

you might call me a bit of a gamer

reading the text in this pic makes me question all the spelling decisions I've ever made in GS entire lief

u xDIBT WAKE ME UP AND MILEY DD IT MOANING WTH

I'MA PUT COCAINE IN YO ASS

Scully, grab the vent!!!

so i had a long weird realistic dream and maybe just maybe im well rested for once
nit sure yet
good morning

promises

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suddenly

so they ended the ep with more NIN but this time good aye i take everything back 8/10

bro you need to sleep 8 hours a day

y this comment on this post
i do sleep a lot these days and it always feels like it would be better to go back to bed no matter how long ive slept already

>it always feels like it would be better to go back to bed no matter how long ive slept already
now that's just normal

it used to me different dog
i hated to waste time when i was younger

that's normal aswell
that's the point of being an adult. the funny times are over

but can i like not be this way fo 5 days straight mom
i know whats normal for me ive been an adult for quite a while now
i was always really good at dealing with it now i dont even know where to begin
always hits the hardest in the summer
i dont deserve all the free time that i have if im gon be like this
this has been my ted talk
fuck
also my ass bled again lole

odds i exercise until im sure ill be dying tomorrow
evens i try to find some way to bleed out creatively but fuckk me if i know

you need someone to love, there's no other way to escape it. and no, a dog doesn't count
also buy something to treat your hemorrhoids or they gonna go external lole

i dont have hemorrhoids and theres no one i can love
and fug u my dog is the best boi and he counts

are you trying to make me sad?

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>2019
>cloning of self not available
GET ON IT BASTARDS

he made himself sick again shit
dubs

if your ass bleeds and it's not very dark blood, you have internal hemorrhoids trust me
no if you are dog it's ok to love only dog

dubs

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or literally any other kind of minor damage
thnk for le chec

ok but you will think of my wise words when you at the doctor and get your external hemobro removed

im sorry for your loss

hip hurts bad doe
gon go cyborg faster than my mama

...

hold up its not even a wedding bro
yesterday i was thinking bout huge parties and i realized that with most people id rather go to their funeral than their wedding and i fucking hate funerals with a passion
i think that means my soul friends all live in south africa or something

am I glad all my friends are incels

why, because you feel the same way?

i leave two coffee mugs on the table and i feel like a trash person
how do people do them cursed Yea Forumsattlestations i will never know

I could never attend a weeding, that's utter cringe yo

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so youve never ever?
you lucky fig

I did twice but back when I was a lil kid and didn't give a shit
and the way things are looking I'll never have to do it again

bless

where THE FECK di d i put the wool

this will have to do

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i can hear a horserider on asphalt haha what a life

who put oils in my acrylics
i know where u live fuckface

Just tell them you fell down the stairs

people who take pride in their filth annoys me.

dog just tried to steal my yellow
IM SURROUNDED BY ENEMIES
same
last time i shared a hotel room with someone they praised me later in fornt of everyone for being the neat one
thing is im not that neat see right now im making a way bigger mess than i need to but ill clean it cause well i live here

just realized that person has a kid doe

living in a flat sucks massive dong i can constantly hear someones phone vibrate and take it for my own n get spooked
fucked eardrum my ass doc

i'm far from obsessive with cleaning but i can't fathom that some people just refuses the slightest bit of hygiene.
luckily i only hear about these people online so it could be a hoax.

heres hoping man

found wool
good cause this tape is good for nothing

I've been friends with two of these guys, I mean their apartment really looked like shit and was disgusting as hell but it still wasn't as bad as the pictures you see on Yea Forums

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*sipp*
im feeling a lil better already
thanks for coming to my annual personality crisis try the veal im not touching that shit

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no problem, I'm always here for you. that'll be 120$ + tip

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here come flashbacks from greece

paint it black
got it

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much appreciateded

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*true story*

youtube.com/watch?v=IxuEtL7gxoM loop it figgot

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is this the spot cause i think so

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ill go to the liquor store today wont i

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ok so yesterday i went on a long walk and wanted to cry but i couldnt justify it so i dint
when did i become this

should i watch the new mad max instead
or play mad max

install gentoo

*all guitars FUCKING DIE*

what the frig is wrong with richard here
you hoe
get ur shit together no wait
i am the hoe here

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instead of watching the new madmax you could just cut to the chase and watch videos of the latest women's march

not my kind of meme boi

oops wasn't even memeing

at least u got dubs

don't throw a fit bby

ill throw you in the hole if u dun behave
bby

dinnertiem woah fug

i dont think im comfortable with the number of nuclear fuckups in russia and ukraine in the last months

not like i wanted children but ive worked really really hard not to have cancer all my life

ur not my mom u can't throw me in the bad boy hole :(
also nice dubs

>ur not my mom
u literally cannot prove it

hell yeah i can do like 4 more years of this

BUT THE POTENTIAL TO CARE
IS THERE
put that on ur canvas shithead

shoulve made a thread on /x/ but not driven enough
remember what mr negger that is schwarze said

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p sure that was still skold

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WASTED but think about the exposure

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peniw

heeck yeea

aight thats enough of that

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basically i did nothing useful all day but it could be so much worse

you just described every day of my life

f my guy lest splash smore paint on things

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yo listen to my mixtape

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dear diary today i DIDNT eat trash
and i DIDNT get hit by a car

today is literally a slightly better yesterday make it stop

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shit nah it all wrong
first of all dont be doin my girl carol dirty u fucks
secondly DADDY
i guess not everythings wrong huh

>death stranding effect
more like
uh
pls be IN

do u ever get aroused JUST in your head and your body is like haha im not doing that hey why dont you stop being a drunk first

fagot shutup

pls bby no rewd

anti tet posting on a tuesday night

oh shid tomorro i have to paint 2 (two) things for me mom
its the farthest ive planned my life in a while

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and im gonna buy iron supplements and get an achievement

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agent jensen youre better than this man

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achievements are the most important thing in the universe

wats the second most important thing???

water

>water
>dubs

*proceeds to avoid you for the rest of the semester*

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trips confirm

oh crap oh crap dont walk weird

ICH TU DIR WEEEEEEEEEEEEH

oh shit im sorry

i woke up
thanks a lot

Your fortune: Average Luck

what do you mean cute cheekbones i dont think thats something that can be

i was swimming in my dream
sure beats waking up to shitty texts i never asked for and a million stupid fb notifications
why i didnt turn them all off is beyond me HATE NEWSPAPRRRRRR

This is my face on the right every time I see you post (you on left)

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another day another dollar

Another white lie in another white collar

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and thats before the shower
WELCOME TO LIFE how about you dont glue glowy devices to your palm next time dumbass

im not sure that i can read this expression with the limited data i have

I would do anything for my own hand pussy

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Are you sure about that? maybe you should check again

cngrats ur hand is now a pussy
heck make it both hands you know what to do

nah
nice dubs ya shit

You're making absolutely no sense right now you need to get a f****** grip on reality here

What part of invade Mexico do you not understand

i mean id rather ivade nu mexico with ur moms hand in my pocket

YOU MAKE ME WANNA DIE

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youtube.com/watch?v=bmoPYnwPKKY
now youtube youtube always has my back

ok odds i try da inquisition
evens i buy sims medieval and make many poopmen

You don't have to be afraid anymore

can i be angry? i dont like to be angry but if i cant be afraid

lmao it wants me to buy andromeda as well

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tripper
andromeda wasn't that bad
it was the worst one but still enjoyable IMO (in my're imo)

This is my sword
All the rust on the blade formed over the course of a single night where the temperature dropped from 0 degrees Celsius to 0 degrees Fahrenheit and then back up to 0 degrees Celsius in a single night, which was the most drastic temperature fluctuation which had ever occurred on record

It was set in a spire which extended from at the base of my oak tree, and resembled a fist which held the blade

Pictured below is the waste Treatment Facility in Boardman Ohio where I live

After I discovered what it was I broke open the Fist of the tree so no such thing could ever be made again
The mortal blade

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I'm the actual inspiration for the character David from Legion

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i played it my boy and i have no intention of ever doing it again not even for vetra
and i had a single cold dog for breakfats

Lol stay exactly like that

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listen if you dont put that phone donw right now im gona grow fur and a snout that will haunt ur dreams forever and im talking lucid with no control over anything for hours and hours and when you finally wake up when i let you youll develop an energy drink addiction and die of heart attack before falling asleep ever again

I don't believe you

oh so you hhave chosen

don't make me take off my pants

i wont its satan doing it every time remember you arent married

aight im launching inquisition
music pls dont be shit
pls dont make me return you

its making me download english dialogues separately its almost as if ure trying to make me quit origin again

dub's
inquisition is nice aswell although it's the worst dragon age
was really fed up that they removed blood mage as a playable skill tree

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its voiced so it already beats origins for me

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hmm no origin is goat but check these out

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motherfucker i had to disablel avast just to run inquisition
whatf fucking year is it again *insert rage comic face *

instructions unclear im being driven home from a soccer game. we lost but fuck was it fun

and you know what? im feeling super good right now
but i hope there isnt a fire there anytime soon cause we invaded the station to take a leek and there was literally one sober fireguy present

oh and great trips me ur doing grate sweaty

no w if u could just stop eeting garbage for 4 secnds

evens i make a human beb of a woman, odds i make satan man

oh great dubs me ur doing grate sweaty

thank god
the female voices arent ideal

oh shid im sorry sometimes i forget other people come here
impessive super nice

it ok dont worry
but uh origins was completely voiced what u talkin ni/b/b/a

>ni/b/b/a
cringe

>cringe
reddit

the mc wasnt voiced during convos it was awful

im trying so hard not to make robbie williams

oh that's what you mean, that doesn't bother me. elder scrolls game mcs for example were never voiced either

>reddit
facebook

yeah but the person you were talking to wasnt voiced either so it wasnt weird

>facebook
youtube
nice trips but huh I'm talking about oblivion or skyrim, not morrowind
or every fallout but the newest one

>youtube
Yea Forums

>Yea Forums
Yea Forums

my bad i keep forgetting oblivion happened at all
skyrim had redeeming qualities. couldnt find any in origins but thats just my lack of nostalgia for it speaking i guess

aaaaaa
I also think oblivion was better than skyrim
I bet your favorite mass effect isn't even tjhe second one
we different opinions I can't take this shit anymore *dies*

me2 was my fav for a long time
3 has grown on me since then
like a fungus

oh shit is this the dialogue wheel from andromeda i dont know if i can
>no
>no but angrily

so my sweet moomoo boy has arm cancer senua style huh
like the bong accent wasnt enough

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kidding i like the accent dont tell the bongs doe

dear lord it a console port

page 10 save hello

hola poopboi como estas

voin hyvin entä sinä?

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heh heh heh

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lindsay ellis uploaded is it my bird day

ass

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excusez-moi why is every goddamn game so friggin snowy

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also im seeing this now why would you not lemme choose the body type in 2014 what is this beetlejuice afterlife waiting room nonsense

I lobe snowwy gaems!!!!1111!1

eating shit is the patrician's fetish

yeah i bet u like snow irl too u degenerate

your mom likes degenerates irl, jon snow

look bro I bought u present *kicks ur dick*

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yeah sorry dad I'm busy smoking C O C K S

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yo the codex entries so far are all recycled existing fables
tes at least had its own lore

I don't really remember which one was my gf in inquisition
it sure as hell wasn't morrigan cause she already had a kid from me from the first game lmao

neither was it that sassy elf bitch because she really looks stinky
I kinda had a thing for kassandra even though I'm not normally into tomboys that much

oh look it a double

i like her face
and thats about it

I think it was indeed kassy who was my gf
boy the r34 of this is extremely well made loel

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I have no poo and I must ass

congratualtions scoopboi you samefigged a thread to bump limit

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i dont think i have

what s the bump limit here 320
340

don't get cheeky on me now

really wanna smell a pair o' ass cheeks again b4 I die

i lobe how i dont have to aim at anything when i wanna kill a rabbit
the games like i know it you know it *goodbye*
or wut :^)

be my guest bro

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the camera makes the combat super garbage tbh fam

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐ

and of course i cant romance the good one >:^[

at least u got dubs

bro.......

nice dubs

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oh em gee thank for noticing!!!