Whats the longest time YOU didnt take a shower?

whats the longest time YOU didnt take a shower?

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it'll be 8000 years next year

stop lying the earth is only 2019 years old

1 month because i was being a lazy cunt and smoking too many marijuanas. This was back in 2015 tho. I was 26 at the time.

roughly 13.8 billion years

5 months. Meth.

A year
I also wore the same pants the entire year
I sold them for twice their original value after washing
I believe shampoos cause balding

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So that's where the smell is coming from

show a pic of your teeth with timestamp.

2 months

14 minutes, it was terrible

Based

11 months while homeless / on the run.

bunch of stinky mother fuckers

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Three weeks. Stuck on an OP in East Afghanistan.

10 days during a WoW binge. I licked my armpit out of curiosity because the smell was so strong, and the awful taste lasted 10 minutes.

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Washing themselves mean you care for others and you are desperate to fullfill your basic instinct like every animal does.

Shower weakens your immune system and you are much more likely to develop cancer around 40-50 of age.

About 4 days I think. Was outdoors hiking and trekking in the mountains

I believe in cleanliness. I make sure to take a shower at least once every 3 months, whether or not I need it.

about 2 weeks.
my water tank broke in my apt and I was busy working and to lazy to call up the landlord.

so instead of bathing in ice cold water i just watched my face a little

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2 months
Then I was admitted to the hospital and they made me shower every morning before breakfast

About three days on a hunting trip by myself. I was deep in the wilderness so I could skinny dip in streams, IDK if that counts though.

Honestly don't know. 4-6 months probably. I do a lot of drugs, so who knows.

I live in rural Arizona. I just wait for the rain

Science

5days

Same about 4 days maybe 7 also camping

Till I was 18 and moved out of my parents house.
We had a bath.

hydraulic press

Like 3 days multiple times on some camping trips.

Normaly I take a shower every other day.
When I have a depressive phase i'd go up to 2 weeks without a shower. I don't have a strong body odor, so it just seemes unnecessary. Less showertime means more time to lie jn my bed an feel miserable, depressed brains are fucked up.

3 days

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6000000 million days

I never thought id ever want to dip my nose directly into a cunt but goddamn... makes me wanna cry. That pussy is so fair it almost looks like hognuts

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Perfect ass. Do you have more user?

sometimes fat chicks are nice

Going on 6 months as we speak. I have depression disorders, anxiety and phobias that keep me retarded. I just don't give a fuck anymore. I see the world dying every. single. day, so why in the fuck should I take a shower?!

10 days when I was hiking the 100 miles of the AT in Maine

Wtf is a hoghuts?