Celeb Thread - /Collaborative heterosexual penis rubbing/ edition.
Celeb Thread - /Collaborative heterosexual penis rubbing/ edition
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Shut it beady
that's wrong and gay edition
It's a good title though
Nothing brings out the collaborative heterosexual penis rubbing quite like kristen stewart.
You don't get to tell me what to do, I'm the biggest boss that you've seen thus far.
Oh okay, good to hear. Bjt yeah she's making me hard to, I've been looking at both Candice and Barbara the last couple lf days and I can't stop.
Favorite celeb legs?
>biggest
You're certainly the fattest, without a doubt. Once again, I suggest you shower — I can smell you from here.
Seems my IQ dropped again in that post...
vicky is going to make my cock spill lewd goo edition
yeah, my focus has been on candice this last week aswell
anyways I'm gonna take a break for now
I had a great morning with all of you! Enjoy anons!
It's so sexy when you're angry. Can't wait for your scratches on my back.
:3
Cya user
Such a sexy tummy!
I would really like for her to softly place her feet on my face
Keep your greasy, disgusting ass well away from me.
ive got a fat thing for u
OOF, yes dear.
>collaborative penis rubbing
>heterosexual
pick one faggot
Bigot.
pathetic faggots
I was thinking about getting Alpha Protocol for the story and choices. But they say the gameplay is shit. Is it worth playing this in 2019?
God I love her so much
dont cryin
Hang yourself, beady, you total, total cunt.
You've been reported for hate speech.
Nice legs
Avery from 24
Good day to not wear any panties.
I'd let her stab me in my sleep.
:) Hope you're having a nice day user
Wtf has bigotry to do with the definition of heterosexuality? Just because you fucking degenerates wont admit that youre all fucking faggots
The day just started for me, but it's been pretty good so far, thanks. Hope you have a good day too
Bigot.
If you like games like Mass Effect with different choices leading to different outcomes yeah. Storywise the game pretty much one-ups ME in every aspect. Just set the difficulty on easy and punch your way through the gameplay sections
BUY HER DRINKS
Elisha Cuthbert
Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
not pathetic at all
poor VJ
This is now a chocolate women thread.
dont cryin
The dialogue wheel is pretty fun. You can be a total douche. In fact yeah get it and play it as douche-Thorton. It's good for a laugh and it isn't that long.
dont faggin
No thanks
no u
No, Play Teletubbies instead
She's a survivor doing what it takes.
You make a convincing argument, maybe there can be some compromise.
Thank you
Imagine how good it would feel to see how happy Vicky is when you bought out all her pyramid scheme products, she'd be so thankful kek
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Oooow I'm feelin' it, sugar. Like caramel bunyons on a slippery slope of devil worshipping triumphant pop tarts.
Roughly when does Person of Interest change its formula up a little? It's interesting so far but not exactly the "one of the best sci-fi shows" people told me it would be.
Very welcome.
I've not watched it since years but the episodes are all pretty much the same from what I remember.
Is Izzyposter midget?
Waisie Milliams.
So Yea Forums lied to me. Thanks.
BUY HER VR HEADSET
Yes
Love the lipstick and the leather
That would be devastating.
Lying on the internet, you don't think people would do that would you?
those long fingers must feel so nice on me and in her
What do you think, sweetheart?
Stocked banana 'til the morning come!
Hey hey now, I ordered 50 bikini Candice pics and I want every last one of em.
I love the unbelievable immersion of the Samsung™ GearVR™ Virtual Reality Headset powered by Oculus™ technology.
>That would be devastating.
Sadly it's true :(
Just found out myself ::::(
As if we needed any more reason to hate this hell planet. DAMN IT ALL
Sorry user, I don't do orders that lften. But maybe if you post Victoria with lipstick or high bootd
>iwn take a nap on vicky's thighs
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Work all night on a drink of rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana till de morning come
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
I don't even know who to trust anymore, I know I can always trust you though.
You're breaking my balls here!
>SWN stroke her fingers through your hair lovingly while you rest on her lap.
Day, me say day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Daylight come and me wan' go home
A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Hey, they're playin' my song!
>>SWN stroke her fingers through your hair lovingly while you rest on her lap.
this actually makes me want to cry tbh
Am I?
>trusting beady
C’mon now
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Mmhmm, I'm stable and solid as a rock, always dependable.
^
Another night we're gonna be crying ourselves to sleep at no Victoria GF. Classic.
Just a little little bit.
wrapped around my shaft, holding firmly
>this entire thread
Always!
whaddaya mean?
Hehe, as long as it's a little bit I guess
Yeah that's enough lipstick on her
He’s infamous cock spammer
Glad you enjoy.
Kek, I know who bd is.
Hope you're enjoying Candice in return
cup and tickle my balls with those pretty hands
I'm going to fuck those slutty izzy feet
this is true
The ugly one with the skin of a fire victim
>805893794
Absolutely, just fine. ;p
Wanna see my fav Vicky ass pic?
I do, but it won't be part of our agreement
For Maisie
I don't want to jeopardize these sexy Candice pics, I like them too much.
would suck
Show us the pic you dime store hussy!
Suck what? Her throbbing clit? Oh, yes please we can take turns if you like...
I would have send you an ass pic in return, but not in a bikini ofc. My favorite ass pic of Candice however is in a bikini, and I would have shown you after you've shown me your favorite ass pic and paid me with a high boots pic
tung succ
That's an offer I could never say no to. Here's the ass pic. Do you like?
I'd kiss her from her belly all the way up her chest, along her neck and a final soft, long smooch and maybe even one on her schnozzle
yep - he got what i meant. Tongue.
But id suck her clit too. All by myself
Yeah it's nice. Here's an ass pic of Candice
Why all by yourself? Bastard.
Oh dis??
Face down ass up with that would be unbelievable. Her lower back is an extra bonus.
The boot pic you ordered.
i dont like sharing, nor do i like licking off man saliva off girls.
Wow, I think any good mistress would disown you for that misdemeanor, tbh famalam :/
Here's my favorite ass pic of Candice in a bikini
too bad ive got slaves, not mistresses
I can see her lunch
How is everyone?
HAVE MERCY
Yep that pics got about everything lol. If you had to choose just one, boot, lipstick or ass, which would it be and why?
Hi, Epstein.
My air conditioner broke, so crappy right now. How about you?
Boot. The order for me would be boots > lipstick > ass. Why? Because boots is my biggest fetish, lipstick second, and ass has to be specific in one way I don't really know yet for me to really like it.
that sounds super creepy
this is cringe
so its hypocrisy or double standard with u?
And now imagine all these hoes crave for BBC everyday and most of them have had many many raw encounters with a massive HUGE BBC. Their semenpockets deep inside their vaginas are literally filled with black bull DNA. Their future kids will certainly have atleast 50% black DNA because of the semen pockets filled by big black cock. BBC is your god!
I don't have slaves so how can it be?
u wanna be a slave
Yeah there aren't that many boots anons from what I know. But it's my biggest fetish overall and I love it
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LMAO saved
no
yes
did dadfu died?
I love Izzy - I would slit my wrists for her. I can't your you. I'm sorry.
#payup #justbusiness
fam boe lainey freudling OwO
That's really good to know, now I know that for when I spot you again. Thank you for the Candice user, hope you liked the Vicky's. Have a good night.
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Was fun bud, the day just started. Someone gave me a name once on here, so I'll leave that her just for once again. Enjoy your evening :)
- Bootsy
is it gay to suck fat cocks?
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Kek, have a good day Bootsy. :]
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Perfection. I can't understand why Miranda Cosgrove will live literally forever of her icarly money, but Victoria needs to take ridiculous gigs here and there. Why in hell Dan never paid her like Miranda? She is waaaaaaaaay hotter than Icarly.
DAN SCHNEIDER WHY YOU RUINING YOUR BUSINESS
DAN SCHNEIDER
BRING ALL MY BITCHES BACK
I NEED ALL MY BITCHES BACK!!!!
autistic much
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I WANNA SEE A TITTIE
DAN. FUCKING. SCHNEIDER.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Miranda did despicable me, but also icarly/drake&josh were way more popular than victorious
That and Miranda sucked danny's dick, vicky refused.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ignored by sabsfriend
;__;
vicky is pretty
yeah I also prefer vicky, but I love miranda tbh
DAN SCHNEIDER.
Bring all my bitches back. I need all my bitches
I need all my bitches
I need all my bitches
Back.
OMG! NOW ALL YOU GOT IS THESE LITTLE TWINKLIE EYES OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHHH
mirandas fucking ugly and i dont even know who both of those women r
>vicky refused.
I doubt it. Probably Miranda was a better fuck, just look her perfect lip sucking lips. Bitch was born to be facialabused.
Michael Jackson lookalike lmao
he went from black to white, but i didnt see him go from slender to chubby cheeks
it's true, every nickelodeon girl sucked/fucked danny except Vicky. She let him suck her toes a few times and then got creeped out so she stopped and they fired her.
tbf thats the way to do business, which is to say "u r fired". What else r they good for?
How much of a prude in private do u think she is? Or u think shes like a spoiled brat, whos gonna be a whore, but only to that 1 master alpha lobster chad king of the world, who shits money?
He's unironically based, seriously. Fuck, check out his facebook review lmao it's interesting but true.
Agreed, stupidity laid to bed thank you these idiots he fucking makes satire of.
Agreed, stupidity laid to bed thank you these idiots he fucking makes satire of.
hahaahahhhahahahaha
shut up!!!!
Nah she is super down to earth, just has standards, not going to fuck fat pedos.
r u saying that, cuz u r that insider, or r u just repeating what the insider said?
tnig , calm down
u r sounding paranoid like a mac on heat fuck
Hollywood is full of wannabe whores willing to do anything to get background roles. I just can't imagine what Miranda needed to do to get her infamous $200k per episode at a kids show, the equivalent at getting a $10M per episode at a adult show. Just insane.
Calm down, dude. user is just a waifufag who thinks Victoria is pure.
thats just projection. I was simply asking
I am an insider. I know what I'm talking about.
I know what she did, I don't want to say exactly what on here though.
I'm sorry, Tnig I love you
>fyi this is Emma
I follow your podcasts
Emma Stone fambolini ilu so much
well - those standards still dont include an average, non-creepy, non-pedo, so its not like theres gonna be any fuck anyway. Especially with the location difference
Tranny nig I support your transition no matter what any user says
I'm 90% sure that Taylor Swift is a nymphomaniac. If you listen to most of her songs, they are about sex and male anatomy. She's a full on fuck whore. I love her even more.
Plz let them free your soul
That is my dying wish
fucking what?
Lawrence of arabia
Training egg
Jb brooks
Emlum stone
Emily stone
Sock and bustin?
If you do not know train speak
Then do not talk to me
FUCK YOU SOVIET FRAUDSTER
yeah, nah, i know english. Dont talk to me or my posts ever again
ok, Huawei
Fakeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Fuck you, you do not know training.egg
Pls liberate JB BROOKS from prison before I OD
>I know what she did,
come, tell us details.
told u not to talk to me
post stories
FREE JB
Fags woke up.
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Best vid, as my dying wish.
Stay woke.
Why does he keep disabling my pages? I post a cartoon of how to noose yerself and I bridge community guidelines, Like bitch?
I can even post the cartoon next thread if you want.
He is a homo zew.
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