I'm only 20 and already the CEO of my own business. What are you?

I have another 10 cars. That just happens to be the best value money can buy with insurance in Australia. Trust me I'm a business expert.

Attached: businessvision.png (486x594, 392K)

>AUSTRALIA
>BUSINESS EXPERT
I'm losing it

Attached: giphy(46).gif (500x290, 988K)

hahaha take a seat and learn from the best

Attached: thecage.png (596x543, 637K)

Hey Ishmal, go get eaten by a Salt Water Crocodile for me please

Attached: giphy(13).gif (500x273, 497K)

He made his money by starting the Emu wars and outfitting both armies. This guy is a real business expert

First off, I would never take business tips from any faggot who wears a suit without a goddamn tie.

Second, look at your shitty fucking shoes. Who wears black shoes with white soles?

Third, your goddamn name is earhole. "Uhh, hey guys, are business is bad so I invited earhole to teach us how to be more productive. Even paid him money."

Go back to yugoslavia or wherever you came from ya dumb fuck. Koreans and Eastern Europeans, best fucking scam artists in the world.

25 make sandwiches for rich people

Attached: FB_IMG_1564149443556.jpg (474x625, 32K)

I am, I've worked with some of the greatest Australian businesses and I have years of experience. I'm the youngest expert too, and I've made a name for myself. These haters are sad.

Attached: proof.png (945x194, 67K)

Bird?
Cage?
Flying? Wat
Holy shit I'm dying. This kids serious?

Attached: giphy(18).gif (250x250, 966K)

My name is Erol you dickhead. Erol Soyturk, remember that name, it'll own your house soon.

Take your money and buy a rope.

timestamp or gtfo faggot

Attached: 1544403634946.jpg (1440x1426, 423K)

Getting an autograph from your dads boss doesn't make you an expert Ishmal. Expertise is gained through actual experience.

Attached: giphy(29).gif (220x125, 945K)

I’m the guy your hot gf fucks during the day and buys fancy rolexes for, while u work little white boi

Eggroll Soysauce nice to meet you

>wears black shoes with white soles
if that's what passes for white, you're an american

Attached: 1206557419.jpg (300x352, 24K)

Erol Soyturk

Attached: giphy(26).gif (500x281, 903K)

I just bought a volvo v70 from 2006 2,4 140hp. I've got a well paying job in my field post-uni and i live with my gf in student housing

I'm actually kinda happy.

Attached: Lapporten_2.jpg (1024x768, 201K)

Eh feel a little self deprecating, so hete you go you fucking LARPer. Im 30, drive a box truck 500+ miles a day. and get paid 14 an hour doing so. I have/had my CDL but chose to stop doing it so I dont have to worry about Drug tests. So there Im a loser. buuut i do have a gf who is ride or die so i got that going for me.

Awww you guys see that?
>I think it tried to bite me! Bad Ishmal

Attached: tumblr_n0l3fwMa1n1si8u3ro1_500.gif (500x275, 453K)

Now you have aids

ur dog is ugly

Thia guy pissing off the rich guy is too fucking good!

Attached: pfffft.png (1280x720, 766K)

Holy shit I’m dying.
Boasts about money. Buys a shit tier car. The level of autism from OP is through the roof.

I'm successful. I've made a name for myself and you are all mad. I'm an alpha and can support two families on this income I make. I make $550 from a single event. Sit home and make fun of my name though, as long as it helps you cope with the shocking reality that Erol Soyturk is the kingpin of Australian business.

Attached: alphamugshot.png (237x316, 148K)

Hey guys, Erol Soyturk here, I am a faggot and suck love big black cock

Attached: selife_index02.jpg (225x225, 9K)

What's the point of having a domain with that fucking ugly name your parents chose for you. BTW why don't you have a fucking towel in your head?

Shoot me now

Attached: giphy(40).gif (200x200, 1.88M)

This is literally the best way to live life.
I wish I could go back to the simplicity of waking up whenever. Getting in my 02 lancer Es driving to work to deliver pizzas. Lived in an apartment in the ghetto shit was cheap. Life was nowhere near as stressful as it is now.

Fake it 'till you make it, done right.
Erol knows what he's doing, you guys should take an example from him.

OP is probably larping or really needs to validate himself on Yea Forums

This is not me. I'm an alpha male and by no means would I ever suck a penis. Why would I need stoop so low. I've already sown my seed in the form of a multi-million dollar business. I can get any girl I want. You guys keep wining about my car. I have another 20 sitting at home. Enjoy driving your Hyundai slummobile to work, slave.

Kek, he's gotta be shitting us. Erol Soyturk is waay to ridiculous to be a real name

Attached: 1562754326651.jpg (250x250, 8K)

>single event? Here's some monopoly money for ya kiddo

Attached: tumblr_n0abiuQzV61shlpcuo1_250.gif (250x183, 781K)

Word

It's Turkish mate, its not so ridiculous when you understand that it means Brave in Turkish.

looooooooL

Get a lawyer for your shitty business

Keep up the good work Ishmal. Maybe by age 30 you'll decide to get a real dog instead of whatever the fuck the puffball is.

Attached: giphy(21).gif (400x299, 955K)

Sorry guys, that is not me either I swear I Erol Soyturk suck big fat cocks and like to take it up the ass. I am THE gay Erol Soyturk. this man is impersonating the real me

Attached: friendspost_index038.jpg (1600x1066, 166K)

No fuckin way you're owning a multi million dollar business and driving this shitty TT that's not even an RS. I bet your business isn't much more than a newspaper shop or some shit.

Attached: 2siisj.jpg (714x500, 70K)

Bro you picked a fucking audi. I would buy and ride a horse before I’d own a piece of shit Audi.

The popo is looking for you erol shitturd

Attached: Screenshot_20190730-050109.png (1080x2160, 367K)

I liked the interior. What's the big deal about my choice of car?

You fucking weebs are falling for a personal army bait

Nice find user

Attached: ZsDHS1A.gif (500x269, 456K)

Aahhh thanks Erol, making a complete ass out
of you turns this into one of the rare funny threads.

Attached: 1562232631831.png (1631x1571, 108K)

Attached: tumblr_lo8l11J67e1qh9nffo1_400.gif (375x248, 473K)

Erol why your business got cancelled?

Attached: Screenshot_20190730-050518.png (1080x2160, 184K)

if i really hated the guy it wouldn't be that hard to impersonate him and get everyone to hate him, so probably

Attached: tumblr_mfmbcd8aGD1s0bra7o1_500.gif (474x282, 481K)

I can assure you that we are are a multi million dollar business. I don't just do event, I sell books and educate. I'm a god compared to you. The actual operations and how we acquire our funds are just to complex to explain to someone like you, but here's some proof.

Attached: laughnowbitch.png (835x110, 4K)

Fazlagroup got canceled too bro. You poor now

Attached: Screenshot_20190730-050508.png (1080x2160, 196K)

I agree with this statement.

Not talking so big anymore Ishmal?

Attached: giphy(24).gif (228x121, 894K)

You don't even know how to write, towelhead. Go back to your terrorist base in shit desert

Hello? It's still active, learn to read idiot.

A wrath is so much nicer. They cheap as shit and comfy as hell.

Attached: 0568896B-B75F-4A0B-AFD8-EBD5B05FA5FF.jpg (720x537, 41K)

>Now is usually when the panic sets in on these kiddos

Attached: giphy(10).gif (500x254, 494K)

kek
Email Soyturd

Come on everyone know you on the scam business and had to cancel and scam some more to get it running again

500 each event is shit money. I can make 500 a show saying gibberish on a trap beat

They see through you Ishmal

Attached: tumblr_letas2L7Ad1qed27ko1_500.gif (500x230, 428K)

>I'm only 20 years old
>15 years experience

Attached: 1506449853161.jpg (1280x853, 469K)

You’re still a faggot

How is being a business strategist a scam? Are you delusional. I offer services and shake peoples hands, if that's a scam then sue me.

Attached: 61687749_2367010110200221_7286539157285896192_o.jpg (1600x1066, 94K)

Gone a bit quiet here, you weebs scared to speak up to the king Erol, the Brave all mighty business entrepreneur?

Attached: goku.jpg (540x960, 50K)

You're a crook.
>Crooks get sued
You've literally told us you're a "professional" scumbag

Attached: CYXIYko.gif (500x269, 486K)

Queen Carol?

Attached: tenor(9).gif (500x276, 300K)

Is "trans" underlined because you're trying to tell us something about yourself, Eggroll?

This the one that got you out from sandniggaland?

Attached: Screenshot_20190730-051646.png (1080x2160, 531K)

The reality behind this is 100% accurate.
“I own multimillion dollar company.”
Drives a shit tier Audi.

I didn't say that, there are quiet a few people in this thread impersonating me and trying to tarnish my name. It's sad because they will never be able to bring down someone so brave. Stupid idiots. I over a SERVICE to people that want it, and people pay a lot of money for the service. I spent my whole like working for this and you guys can't sit down when the alpha is in the room. Sad...

Attached: inspire.jpg (750x721, 50K)

>Soy
>Turk
This is so much bait.

man anything turkish is already ridiculous.I have lived in that shithole for 4 years and turkish people are so fucking full of themselves.

They think they invented it all and the only reason no one agrees is because other countries just wanna keep turkey down.

Its a shithole where only half of the country is semi civilised. but the "civilised" part of the country is all about show. people get loans from the bank and pay multiple monthly salaries worth for a phone to show off how succesfull they are...

its really sad

People, stop getting baited this easily. OP is just trying to enlist you in his crusade against that faggot in the picture.

And you can't spell. Your "service" is probably shit

soy as in soyadı or soyisim (surname).

Shut up you are just a fucking donkey with internet access , watching motivational videos and repeating what they say. If you knew about investment you would start some towelhead wrestling company

hmmm

sirius.vic.edu.au/2015-high-school-mooting-competition/

I own my own business too faggot. I don't run my mouth on fucking Yea Forums and make ass of myself demanding recognition for my company. I prefer anonymously making a fool of you

Attached: 6XnWnGR.gif (500x250, 497K)

Bro it’s okay. We know you like dicks in and around your mouth. Most Audi owners do. The cool thing about scam artists is they always get caught. May be a day from now. May be 15 years from now but eventually every last one of you get nailed or whacked off. (By the justice system or a deranged client not your boyfriend to clarify)

Shake people's dicks. You mean dicks, not hands.

May you once die in solitude and warmth, you capitalist exploiter of the working class.

Attached: images.jpg (197x221, 20K)

Attached: siriuscollegemoot.jpg (540x960, 65K)

SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Attached: tumblr_olm4mvl3ms1v7z79bo1_400.gif (325x238, 1.91M)

Open up for the virginity squad

gold Jerry, gold!!!

Finally someone who I can relate to.

This is getting old...

Yeah, well everyone is different. I'm just having a little fun. No harm done. I love hearing all these haters think their highschool jokes can bring me down.

Suck on Allah's tiny dick you towelhead sympathizer

I'll have you know I'm actually not a virgin. I can get any girl I want with all this cash. But its fine, some ignorance to that reality is bliss I guess since you are such a failure.

Why would a young successful businessman such as yourself come seeking attention in the shittiest part of the internet, comrade?

So much soyturk

Attached: Screenshot_20190730-063157.png (496x1053, 289K)

You gotta be more humble cuz your dad sold the goats and your 2 sister so you could go to Australia and get an education not waste your time trying to scam ppl on Yea Forums

i can establish a company and call myself a ceo too.

I literally have that same car, but its silver. It is very nice. But also very affordable.

But I also own a jet

For nothing but some fun and to prove a point that I am indeed the greatest entrepreneur of this decade.

Because hes not, OP is trying to bit you into a raid

I'm more of a boat person. I own a yacht.

But the very fact that you are here contradicts what you very stand for, this whole thread just taints your image

You are not. Nor will you ever be.

Attached: 85892096.gif (320x240, 1.88M)

It's probably the real erol trying to be raided on his social media and then get your info and scam you. Then you find a kaboom in your home when he gets your address

Yachts are not productive for business. If I need to be in Colorado, then Texas, then New York all in one day the airlines just cant do that.

anyone can sell 1 dollar rimjobs man, that doesnt make you an entrepreneur

I usually come here to read when I can’t sleep. Very rarely do I post or even involve myself with threads outside of lurking but this one struck a nerve. I’ve been here since ‘06 I grew up with /b. B was there when I had my first job. My first real girlfriend. My daughter. When my girlfriend cheated. After I got out of jail. Lost my jobs, became homeless, I remember I’d park outside of apartment offices at night and leech off their free WiFi to post or read posts. Nostalgic moment rn. Ty user.

OP is clearly just a larper. Don't know if it's a jealous ex-boyfriend or a former classmate that hated Eggroll, but the dude isn't high profile enough worth coaxing a raid out of unless he personally annoyed someone.

But only kaboom can make you travel

>Implying anyone here has social media accounts that are real

Eggroll Soysauce does.

theory holds up considering OP hasn't actually verified that he's the real Erol Soyturk

Its an Audi A5. Dumb fgts USA. Fucking bullshit US Cars Nobody Drive your shit in europe

All people that start their own companies can be their own CEO, retard. Fuck off.

So he is going to bomb himself? You retarded?

I just call Elon Musk and he sends me a shuttle

Woo dee fucking do, would you like a cookie?

Enjoy your dad's money.
"Self made"

>Not white

Kek. He’ll run out of it before he can figure out what to do with it.

Attached: giphy(37).gif (320x240, 1.28M)

Wow.

your metrics and traffic are so low they don't even register on Alexa, which means you aren't even in the top 100 million most visited websites, the lowest of which get about 10 views a day.

alexa.com/siteinfo/erolsoyturk.com

Hey Erol, my name's Paul Denino. I'm only 24 and self-made too, started streaming runescape, ended up in Los Angeles and currently in Tokyo.

Attached: camselfie.jpg (900x750, 46K)

Preciselly this. Being a CEO doesn't make you automatically rich nor succesfull, it's just an image that looking at too many pics of big time corporate leaders has given to you.

Big fuckin' deal, I did the same at about your age. Any American citizen w/o some felony record can incorporate anything.
Show your P/L statements, that should be public record unless you're a creep trying to hide shit.

In what state did you incorporate?
This should be a simple matter of looking it up, personally I have my certificates from Delaware and New York pretty handy.

With a little help from the bank of mum and dad

Making a company costs pretty much nothing, it's not that big of a deal, it's pretty much just a filing fee in the state of incorporation and then having a mailbox there, the DBA stuff can be done in other states. Delaware for instance a single person can be every officer at once. It's really not a big deal, just be expected at any time to go through a criminal background check.

Oh no you definitely like having your ass filled with cum by some niggers

But running a company does cost money...you need to buy things nd shit.

I thought you said you have 10?

Attached: 1564011056778.png (1354x714, 1.27M)

Yup, that's true, that's why you or a lawyer sets up a corporate banking account and why papers of incorporation are a first step to doing that.
Never use your own personal accounts for that.

I'll take shit that never happened for $500 Alex

There's no pockets in a shroud

Wether you're a king or street sweeper everyone dances with the grim reaper.

Yes but where do I get the sums required to buy factory or pay wages for Professionals? You cant start a company the size that requires a CEO without having bunch of cash to begin with.

You get a corporate tax ID as well which is very useful, as long as you're not some creep this stuff is simple.

Unless you're Richie Rich you have to start somewhere.

One thing that helps is to be a professional yourself.

I extend my left hand to you sharmouta. Also you have an A5 and not an RS5 which means you are a poor piece of shit that wears T-Shirts under mens warehouse sport jackets. Also in marketing you better learn to suck LOTS of COCK. I mean LOTS.

Attached: Severus-Snape-Smile-Closeup.jpg (600x400, 181K)

>implying the police aren't getting autists on Yea Forums riled up so someone doxes him for the lols, posts it, then the feds use it for ez arrest

Soyboy Turk

Last I checked daddy bezos didnt drive a fucking audi

What does that mean you idiot?

At least i'm not a filthy turkroach

Attached: 2ec.png (600x580, 572K)

So you're a lame ass brit that even execute brexit?

Hey Erol I just made 3 cool mill playing fortnite and am 16. I have everyone beat kek.

From rags to riches, the Murrican delusion. How am I going to compete with intentional companys who can produce for fracture of my cost?

Best find. Not registered for GST means company brings in less than $70k a year.

Time and date pitch with thumbs up or GTFO

Delusion? Yeah right.
You might start by being useful to others instead of the whiney bitch that you come across as and don't think of yourself as MR IMPORTANT I HAVE TO MAKE $400k/yr, that's for bitches like the clinton daughter that started out with access to her parents and that's what she was paid for.

What about roll and yaw?

good one user

Attached: my sides.jpg (600x600, 19K)

great job ahmed, you won a first class ticket to gulag

Attached: stalin laughing 2.jpg (960x539, 54K)

Good for you.
I am in a loving relationship with a woman that loves me the way I am (including my sadism and dominant personality) and not for the money I make.

Reread the comments. You seem to be mistaken about what we're talking. I dont want to be a CEO or own a company.

dirty disgusting niggerroach. kys

im a lab manager/research assistant
its fun rewarding plus i get to work with animals which makes it even better

Your ass is going to make a name inside the pen, you look like a lean bitch with long legs.

I have some Russian friends that would have with that one. They truly hate that scumbag.

Why not?
Are you scared of taking responsibilty for anything that you do?

Perhaps you want to be consigned to working a minimum wage job for the rest of your life?

sure thing turkroach
stalin would've gotten rid of all you scum

Attached: 1558374621530.jpg (475x800, 81K)

I'm quite American, but that doesn't mean that I don't have Russian friends. They're not the enemy that you think they are, they're just regular folk that have lived through some fucked up times, like us in the USA. Nobody in their right mind wants missiles to fly and we both know that we can do it.

Atleast im not a faggot.

Are the roaches acting up again? I'm sorry, the gas chamber door must've been rusty
We'll get a shooting squad here immediately

Attached: mein fräulein.jpg (700x609, 163K)

>be rich or be poor
>there is only the system
>if you dont suck capitlist dick youre worthless

Kek.

>i'm quite American
i thought you wanted to defend yourself, capitalist pig?

Attached: porky.jpg (576x566, 34K)

I would like to see real fear in the eyes of such people as the OP if the working class, so despised by them, had made another proletarian revolution for them.

Attached: tenor.gif (440x300, 1020K)

I didn't write that, you did.
Now suck my big girthy American cock you fucking faggot!

Defend myself vs. what? Your madeup bullshit? I don't waste my time with idiots such as you.
Give me a reason to defend and I'll be right on it, but all I see from you is a useless sack of shit.

>I don't waste my time with idiots such as you.
that's why you're still replying?
I rightfully said american capitalists like you are worthless pigs, you replied by saying you are quite american, ergo, you are retarded.
You will hang like the rest of the porkies

Attached: np99ibflkmk11.jpg (600x800, 77K)

>Why not? (Me not wanting to be CEO or own Company)
>Perhaps you want to be consigned to working a minimum wage job

So you did say that. You dont have much of an attention span do you?

> doesn't mean that I don't have Russian friends
And with this line you lost all the credibility.
> already spouting rt.com
> we all know how Russian "friends" are like

I'm replying because it's fun to see you faggots cower and look like the morons that you are, I really have nothing better to do at 6:45 am on a Tuesday morning. I don't know what your reasoning for being here is and get over yourself, I don't care.

Right from the pages of CNN, that's called cherry picking. Why not put the full post in or would that be too much for your cherry picking lies and nonsense?

You CNN and MSNBC types are spot on with the shillary news, now with extra bullshit from schumcky schumer, cali pelosi, and hanoi jane.

You could work out. Get work done. Make fresh organic breakfast. Theres lots of things you could do if you werent a worthless NEET

I'm not you, it's more fun to harass idiots. I've done my work and am not a neet. I've paid more in taxes than you'll ever make gross in your life, I have no doubt about that.

fake it till you make it

Why aren't you doing that?
I bet you're a worthless faggot that stands in line for starbucks.

bragging on the internet about your imaginary wealth makes you the biggest faggot of the thread, mohammed

>CNN.EXE
USA and Russia have been at each others throaths even before WW2. You guys may want to check that small thing called communism.
> and here we have the "Americans" being "not at all butthurt" for mean things being said about Russian "friends"

An alpha who has to remind us betas that he is an alpha, isn't really an alpha

ok fag boi, get back in your starbucks line for your coffee fix while staring at your shitty iphone.

while you spend your time smearing goat cum over your face, turkroach
end yourself violently desertnigger

No shit sherlock in the end though we're just people and as Eisenhower warned us, don't live by the military industrial complex.

What does a turkroach even mean?
You do know that it's a sign of insanity when you start making up words and expecting other to know what you're saying.
You might want to check yourself into your local looneybin.

>believing the Eisenjew

Attached: 1528537644369.jpg (567x633, 58K)

sure thing shitskin

Not just one "No U" but two. Seems I hit a nerve there. Tell me more bout the magnificent mount of taxes you pay.
Whats with the fixation on overpriced sugarbeanwater with extra fat?

Are you implying that US military bad?

Give me some money plz

depressed

ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ISRAEL IS NOT A LEGITIMATE STATE GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Attached: adolf-hitler-portrait-11.jpg (887x1200, 336K)

I know what he is saying. You're a turk and they all roaches.

>Erol Soyturk
i hope this is real

Attached: 1563878836760.gif (500x500, 461K)

It's kind of funny that you faggots are calling me a turkroach when my family is from Germany, Prussia, and Sweden. Seems to me like you have some weird axes to grind and you picked the wrong target. The more that you attack me the more that I'll make you look stupid.

Dollars to donuts that I'm whiter than you. I hate niggers just as much as anyone.

Anzu is turk and she's a cute

Attached: 1479724949160.jpg (1080x1348, 105K)

AS REAL AS IT GETS
erolsoyturk.com

>implying germany and sweden aren't turks and arabs through and through
you're a special flavor of retarded, mohammed

>she
is that so?

No, read the speach and don't take a simple statement out of context. It's not the military, it's the military industrial complex.
This might be the whole speach
youtube.com/watch?v=OyBNmecVtdU

The best source is Library of Congress at loc.gov

> is a nigger
> hates niggers
That's some serious self loathing right there

What a shame. My family is entirely Prussian.

OK Lance Soiboy

Yes she, there are pictures of her when she was fat and it's clear that she's a girl

Attached: 1496163917606.jpg (818x1024, 87K)

>Soiboy
>coming from the roach literally called Soyturk

Of course you are.

So what, trying to imply that US military is weak minded and easily miss guided? Or are you calling the history of US governance immoral?

>attacks people constantly
>if u attack me u dumb

At least I'm not a nigger like you, I'd rather be a roach than a nigger. You're not doing too well in this.

You lost the plot, go back to your foreign shit country.

god you're mad

Attached: smug 2.jpg (281x283, 13K)

Thanks. I take that as a compliment.
Here's a book for you, enjoy.

Attached: The_Manufacture_of_Madness-Thomas_S_Szasz.jpg (300x300, 25K)

See, this is where you get lost with your milirary complex. Either the military or the government are at fault here, or the war againts communism was justified, showing your "muh, sweet, sweet ruskies" speech as exactley what it was. So go ahead Ivan, save face or save motherland.

>still seething

Dawg, you look like such a soft, soft faggot, I want to rip your skin out with my teeth

Okay, ive not been entirely honest. We had some Pomeranians on my mothers side.

this turkscum looks like the kind of faggot to vote for hillary

You're pretty daft and fail to realize that we're all at fault because we make up the military and the government and just regular folk working and paying taxes.

You're the seething one in a dark closet because your annointed one shillary lost and you can't quite deal with it.

Now what the fuck do the Murricn elections have to do with anything?

The amount of newfags getting baited in this thread is hilarious

Attached: Parking-Fail-5.jpg (523x374, 45K)

Apparently enough to make you post on an American message board.

It's in fun and you know it, as it states at the top, "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

There's a lot of fact in there as well.

So,
> US military bad
> US government bad
> US citizens at fault
Have to give to you, that does sound exactley like a Ruskie. And that gomes from the guy you tried to sloweball by yelling CNN

It would be useful if you could use English. Your greentext makes no sense and shows that you failed reading comprehension.

Fuck you, I don't speak your nigger lingo.

Do you use greentext on a resume, of course you do, I bet you get real far with it.

What? This...what? I dont know how to respond. Congrats youre a retard.

>be turk
>bait
>flex on Yea Forums

> nigger lingo
No you speak obviously soviet

Attached: In_Soviet_Russia-Cat_Fix_You.jpg (650x793, 43K)

And you can't have a military complex forcing a nation into immoral war without government/military or both being braindead/straight evil. So that's where you have to pick your narrative

A real American wouldn't write it or speak it that way.
It would be "no, you obviously speak soviet" which makes no sence even corrected.

Oh fuck off, are you one of the faggots that suck up to a non existant palastine?
I'm not getting into this bullshit with you.
You're a fuckin' troll.

Oh, let's see what the friendly litte arabs are doing today.
thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=Last30

Attached: No Homo.webm (700x394, 1.83M)

To take a note from the post a top of yours, "a real American wouldn't hur dur dur, it's Palestine". But all joking a side, this is exactley why you can't make your "poor misunderstood and mistreated Ruskies" narrative stick

You're just saying words. what proof is there. Let's see a bank account or a fucking timestamp at least like you've been told at least twice. You larping troglodyte

Dude you could own one or two vending machines and call yourself a CEO. Fuck off.

Ok SOY-truck

Attached: 1564225521191.jpg (540x536, 55K)

Give me a positive reason why I should give a fuck about palastine, it's not recognized by the UN or the USA.
So come on, with your so called blind support for them you fail to give any positive reasoning.

Just because you yammer does not make it positive support for me or for the Congress of the USA.

You just use that as a reason to hate jews, I'm not jewish and I see your bullshit from miles out. You're a politicial tool.

> trying to lure you into supporting Palestine
> hating jews
Oh lordy, lordy, lord. And you are the one who came into Yea Forums to be a grammar nazi and to cry how others are hard to understand

im regular dude work an ok job great family and friends am happy, best of luck with business mate

A PhD student, trying to make an effective difference in science and mankind. I did have the option to become a 6 figure software developer but that's meaningless work.

At least I know my work is making a difference.

lets hire the soyturk. anyone know any good gaybars around melbourne ?

Attached: soyturk.jpg (1190x899, 67K)

Cool can you take care of the bed bugs my landlord isn't doing shit
Plus I don't have a stove...

jeez. fuckin melbourne. what are we going to do with this roach infested shithole.

>first 10 cars
>now 20 cars
what's next 100 cars?

9001 CARS !1!!!

random guy posts a pic at Yea Forums claiming to be someone
all Yea Forums gullible dumbfucks take the bait

He is a trans escort with a fat fake ass
500 per service
Top dollar cum rag
How much do you get paid for an "event"

>20 cars at home
All his pics is him with a basic bitch mom car audi a4

Kys

Buy an RS5 you poor fuck

How's the jet bro?
How long before you could fly?

Lets report him as a FETÖ terrorist to turkey so he'll be fucked

Cool, I am 19 amd already CEO

Fuck dude, anyone felt the emphaty there? Towards Steve'O?
His heart was broken anons..

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

You seem like a cool dude. Can you teach me some tricks and lessons how to become successfull in live and create a business from scratch? If not then you are no expert.

You must be really stupid. What's the point of going through Yea Forums to say "i'm rich"?

It just makes no sense, unless no one in real life pays you any attention at all.

Either this is shit-tier bait or you really are a little fuck. Pretty much it's the second.

This shitty bait is giving me cancer

Congratulations, this World needs more people like you!

Attached: Trump 2020 1.jpg (699x502, 33K)

>get rich
>buy an Audi
fuck. it's literally the worst of all the german luxury brands

Honestly, turn down the cringe. You probably have talent but business people don't want this narcissistic gypsy circus.

Looms like you use a lot of mommy and daddy's money, you cant have "years of experience" as a "business strategist" and only be twenty. That's not how life works my dude

Attached: 3ada3132bcbfd7220c8fbd7374e4c670--bait-gifs.jpg (236x236, 12K)

With that nose you could pass as a Jew...which is worse than being a faggot.

>Australia
>business expert

Kek

Attached: F0C03C16-EFAE-4543-B82A-CFB1738521F5.png (112x112, 24K)

No fuckin marinade you uncultured fuck!! Disappointed user...smh

KEK what a fucking tool

Attached: 1545168823325.jpg (1053x1226, 135K)

Bird is slang for a faggot, in my country.

Let me see, leased car and CEO of your office. Right, anyone can do that.

admin, ban this botnetting turkroach piece of shit alreaady please

I'd break his jaw if I ever saw him.

>A5 S-Line
Cool come back when you have an S5/RS5.

Attached: IMG_20190703_002344_426.jpg (1591x960, 97K)

Long nose pinocchio bitch

say that one more time faggot.

Attached: 83493.jpg (580x275, 57K)

UMM I THINK YOURE MISTAKEN. My car is fully paid off from all the top dollar i make off my clients. I can list the top 5 ways on how you can rebrand your life and earn a living like me. but first there is a consultation fee that you need to pay.