Celeb Thread
Celeb Thread
>for those trips, you betcha dude.
in that case, by the power vested in me, I pronounce you my step dad
Hot diggity dawg, it's a brand new day!
mmmmmm those creamy legs
Hot diggity dawg, it's a brand new day !!
MelGibson kinda scares me
Yeh but Mel Brooks is a lad
Loving that optimism.
El Goblina.
Stop bullying :(
Kiki wouldn't approve
What a wee chav
i have to share what i live today
>end my day of work
>go to the gas station on the way home
>recently i find myself to go in the gas station even when i have no need of anything
>still buy tho
>the reason is her...
>nathalia
>beautiful latina
>black hair n light brown eyes
>her smile and voice bring joy in my day
>9/10
>she got the evening shift since the last month
>always have short but interesting discussion with her (i dont want to bother her during work)
>i think today i will ask her number
>arrived in the gas station
>do NOT see nathalia
>ANGERYYY.JPG
>ITS FUCKING ZACK KUCZYNSKI
>the manager of that gas station
>HEs always here in the morning so i stop coming before work
>everything about him give me the urge to slit his throat and burn his corpse
>with his retarded voice he say GOOOWD EVENINNNNNG
>god i hate his voice
>take a bunch of chocolate bar
>good choice, those are my favorite
>GRRRR I DIDNT fucking ask you anything you fuck face
>"y-yeah... is nathalia sick? why shes not working?"
>"nathalia? shes not sick. I had to fire her"
>WWWwwwwHHHAAAAAAAAT
>she WASNT doing the job correctly like i ask her to do and she arrived late twice just this month
>i live without taking anything and went to my car angry
>i never see her again
that fucking piece of shit with cloth named zack kuczynski he fired the only person that was doing a good service in the garbage of gas station i truly wish his family burn in hell and he die from a cancer before he can reproduce any of his retarded genes fuck i hate zack kuczynski
Those feet wew
lmao. you best keep that room clean boi
Why are you looking at that?
Favorite celeb legs?
maisie
I'll keep your fat cock clean too, daddy
daisy
Sure they shared a two headed dildo a few times.
:------c I'll do better.
I hate garlic.
Fuck off, you're not my real dad. Only Lily can tell me to clean my room c:
>my grindr
That painted such a picture in my mind.
atta boy
Anyone have the webm of her interview when she's wearing a short skirt? She clearly feels uncomfortable knowing how short it was.
Ask him to give you her number so you can berate her for her bad service. Tell him you will call the police if he doesn't.
If she is your stepmom then he is most likely your real dad ...
>That painted such a picture in my mind.
When their careers run out, just before they loose their looks, they will do the hot lesbian scene we all want to cash in.
Probably Hailee
*undoing belt*
Why do you want to see her uncomfortable? That's fucked up.
For a split second there I thought she was naked. Cock almost burst out my boxers right then
gotchu dawgy
My dwag
I was already hard user! Jeez.
She looks beautiful
double trips checked
All top tier
The only one worth posting
Ralph Sepe is my favorite celeb
Is there a longer version? Where is this from?
Yup. I picked right, Hailee it is
Nice trips. Source?
Whats her name again?
She is a lesbian though
Emma watson
Waisie Milliams.
Its a boy using makeup and jewish CNN
I have so many unsorted celeb pics now that every time I open my folder I have to wait 20 seconds for the hard drive to catch up with all the thumbnails. It's almost annoying enough for me to do something about it. Almost.
All the best celebs are though
Bennyhill Cumberbadge
Emma Watson
>not having a dedicated SSD for your celeb folder
Babadook cucumberpatch
He knows about kino.
Koko the Gorilla
Ralph Sepe.
whats her namee?
i have to share what i live today
>end my day of work
>go to the gas station on the way home
>recently i find myself to go in the gas station even when i have no need of anything
>still buy tho
>the reason is her...
>nathalia
>beautiful latina
>black hair n light brown eyes
>her smile and voice bring joy in my day
>9/10
>she got the evening shift since the last month
>always have short but interesting discussion with her (i dont want to bother her during work)
>i think today i will ask her number
>arrived in the gas station
>do NOT see nathalia
>ANGERYYY.JPG
>ITS FUCKING ZACK KUCZYNSKI
>the manager of that gas station
>HEs always here in the morning so i stop coming before work
>everything about him give me the urge to slit his throat and burn his corpse
>with his retarded voice he say GOOOWD EVENINNNNNG
>god i hate his voice
>take a bunch of chocolate bar
>good choice, those are my favorite
>GRRRR I DIDNT fucking ask you anything you fuck face
>"y-yeah... is nathalia sick? why shes not working?"
>"nathalia? shes not sick. I had to fire her"
>WWWwwwwHHHAAAAAAAAT
>she WASNT doing the job correctly like i ask her to do and she arrived late twice just this month
>i live without taking anything and went to my car angry
>i never see her again
that fucking piece of shit with cloth named zack kuczynski he fired the only person that was doing a good service in the garbage of gas station i truly wish his family burn in hell and he die from a cancer before he can reproduce any of his retarded genes fuck i hate zack kuczynski
Sally Draper aka Kiernan Shipka
Exercise regularly
>He only has enough pics that he can fit them all on an SSD capacity.
You can't be serious user... this is serious business.
Jew paki poo poo
Emma watson, she played the lead in the live action saving private ryan reboot.
Thank you sir
Exercise my arms putting food in my mouth, yeah.
Holy shit that's terrifying
Most of her pictures online are from when she was a child on Mad Men. She's currently on Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.
>Madam President aka mommy
...
I love you, mommy Alex
:/
Does jerking off count?
kek keep dreaming bud
Goblina
DELET
:-----------/ Sry.
Das a pretty Vicky
Perfect
>not having watched Mad Men
get the fuck out of my sight faggot
I'm almost at 100k files boys, pretty excited.
Literally every vicky pic ...
SHOW THAT FAT ASS
>spacing
Yeah, but this one too
Fake and gay.
>iwn sniff her soles while her gf castrates me.
what kind of excercise would you suggest, katefriend?
w/e
Why live?
bouncin on your boys dick
Will Vicky's career ever be dead enough to do an anal scene?
her career only exists because she is extraordinarily attractive. That means her career won't end til she is no longer attractive.
That's what I thought.
Anal degenerates pls go.
>That's what I thought.
What would you like me to do about it?
She's such a good wank.
>not wanting Vicky's brown eye
lovely vicky
meh, not my thing
Not too shabby.
>meh, not my thing
It's a meme thing, wasn't meant to be literal.
Hmm... sit ups and pushups are always good.
stop it..
I'm messing with you.
I never said I didn't want it, but obviously her cunt would be priority.
I sometimes feel bad posting Vicky cause it's pretty much the easiest mode you can post in.
God. She's already got me kinda hard. That pics new to me too.
I wish there was more of her...I've seen it all
I can never get bored of her. Cock out now.
oh, memes, of course! yes I get memes!
how are you today?
anything else you recommend?
>easy mode
yeah, you are probably right
no way you can't enjoy her
Yeah; I'm not ever bored of her but finding new pictures is impossible. I do have my favourites, though.
She's probably my favourite celeb to wank to.
>I never said I didn't want it, but obviously her cunt would be priority.
mouf>foots>bajingo>armpits>bellybutton>kneepits>hair>bumhole
>her cunt would be priority
That's fine, more Vicky balloon knot for me then
Mine too.
Stroking for her now.
Sounds like you're naming off board games
How is hair so low on your list?
they kinda are though, fun for 2 or more
EZ PZ.
Kek, that's a pretty definitive list, not in the order I would expect but it's good to know. I don't blame you for putting mouf so high, that thing is a geyser of that sweet sweet Victoria spit.
See? It's all about compromise, plus this is good for when we double team her, we already know our spots.
India Eisley
I wish Karen would talk dirty to me in her sexy accent while I stroked my cock.
Sexy bish
>See? It's all about compromise, plus this is good for when we double team her, we already know our spots.
Now that I'm thinking about it, I'd be willing to put money on Vicky having been double teamed before. Prob not DPed, but double teamed for sure.
Hair could easily come right after armpits depending on my mood. Also countach could move down a few some days.
Camren Bicondova
checked
damn, vicky and her sister, both wearing hoops and cute dresses, one pic is just better than the other
how do you decide?
That would be heavenly...
She looks like the MIB just wiped her memory
Kiernan Shipka
aye lad bash me out some spunk for me to shove up me clunge
God, I don't have alot of these pics. They are new to me. Thank you. My cock loves them.
I don't want to think about that though...
Do you think they take requests for "personalized" videos? ;p
You joke but that would be hot as fuck.
genuinely kek'd
I'm always looking for more Karen
She really was cute for a few years, then she shaved her head and got fat.
You're certainly adding to my collection. I could honestly wank to nothing but Karen forever and I wouldn't get bored
Crystal Reed
You should want to think about it, it's a beautiful thought
Maisie Williams
How would Karen want me to wank to her?
Cutie
Alice Yamaguchi_
I can't imagine what goes on inside her head; is she kinky or more vanilla? She's hard to read.
Calm down there, sport
...
In certain pics she looks completely tame. In others it looks like she's craving cock. Guess it depends on her mood.
damn, that's a hot thought
I surely would hope so. T
here's definitely a lot of potential there
I think you might be right.
aspie queen
Oh are we posting camgirls now?
Get out.
What? Why?
>camgirls
That...is a man.
The cock craving look is definitely the one I prefer.
Francesca Root-Dodson
False
>Karen-Gillan-Feet-1406845.jpg
>Feet
owo
Lili Simmons
>anything else you recommend?
Hmm..
Nope.
I'll stop posting her. I thought we were posting camgirls, sorry.
is it true that maddie ziegler had a leak recently?
I have nightmares about Beady's dingus
Leaking precum for her.
Cameron Monaghan
>celeb thread
>camgirls
>trannies
ishygddt
Shhhhh, that nigger might hear you.
It can be intimidating but there's no reason to shy.
She identifies as a female and I respect that.
>she
Like I said, that is a man. Stop enabling degenerates.
These threads keep getting weirder and weirder.
Peyton List
What does Ellen Degenerate have to do with this?
That's the wrong peypey
I disagree.
addendum:
prime female specimen btw
I just wish she gave me lewd thoughts :(
My favorite celeb is Jaqueline Nicholson.
there's plenty of reason to shy!
It's 2019, women can have penises.
It's okay!
I like Denise, if e-celebs are allowed
You didn't even try it, just a couple kisses.
I think I recognize her, I have a pic of her.
Fuck you
And you.
And fuck everyone else who gives any form of validity to tranny mental disease.
Excuse me, may I save this picture?
Cringy faggot
>tranny
that is a slur
that's a perfect tummy
but I know why ... she may be too cute, you know
making the need for protecting her stronger than other needs
>Denise
damn she's hot, who tf is she ?
huh
>expecting him to be informed at all
She is Denise ...
First one's free, every other one is $0.99 each.
I think her sexy slider is far more ahead than cute, cute is for younger celebs, Vicky is almost pure lust. IMO TBH.
Okay nevermind it's not the same girl I don't think lol
They did look similar in the first pic tho don't you think?
no way
she's a youtuber, twitch streamer, cosplayer and she sells artwork. She hasn't streamed in ages though. I think she is focusing on her work. Her handle pretty much everywhere is Surudenise.
A little maybe, she is hot though
>slur
That's not how you spell "accurate description"
>informed
Oh, I'm well-informed about the state of sexuality in the current fucking year; degeneracy and bending of the rules, twisting of the language, and a general disregard for well-established language. Please, user, kys yourself at your earliest convenience.
Rich weeb sloot
fuck!
nice
alright thanks mate
that bitch is hot
maybe I just didn't have that one experience or see that one pic that starts it all for me
it happened before, so far I think we can both agree that she is one of the most naturally preety looking celebs out there
Fuck, Barbara, hnggg
If you could only say two words to Victoria, what would they be?
Myself: REVEAL THEM
>she is hot though
THAT'S MY FUTURE WIFE YOU SON OF A BITCH
Definitely preety, it's a shame that your homosexual urges get in the way of enjoying good looking celebs.
My videos are done transferring to my USB drive, gonna watch some TV.
Indeed. Happy I could help.
This is her with a wig cosplaying Eva from MGS3.
yeah, babs is a perfect specimen for breeding
I agree on that idea user
This tbh
Rubbing my penis right now
Sorry for that very intellectual post seeing Barbara shortly after waking up.
>it's a shame that your homosexual urges get in the way of enjoying good looking celebs
kek, sure bro
Nope, that's a man.
no worries, she gets those replies all the time
it's natural
You're perfect
that would be my two words for her.
here's ur thread bro
Holy fucking shit. That's the definition of gorgeous. I need more of Denise.
stop
fag
thank god noone posted that man hating feminazi emma watson
i love taking things off her
Has a penis and a y chromosome. It's a man, you delusional faggot.
And thats why youre a fucking piece of shit
hello, plaything
Ralph Sepe will review this thread
she looks like a little blossoming fuck flower
hope that sweater is all shes wearing there
Please come back :(
Who?
hot