Some bitch screwed up my gym membership. Don’t know if I’m blacklisted

Some bitch screwed up my gym membership. Don’t know if I’m blacklisted.

> Am a regular gym rat.
> Me and my group of friends like to goof around and fart on each other, sometimes with our pants down.
> This new girl, Angela, started coming to the gym.
> Angela and I have gotten close.
> Yesterday i decide to try to bring her in on our group joke.
> I see her bending over the water fountain
> I run over pulled my pants down, squatted and ripped the loudest smelliest fart I had ever ripped in her face.
> Pretty sure my powerful fart blew her hair back.
> Instead of laughing or farting back on me, she gets angry.
> She starts raising her voice, asking what was wrong with me, calling me disgusting.
> A few people who I thought were cool side with her and tell me they are fed up with my behavior.
> Someone grabs the manager who promptly tells me to leave, that i had my last chance and blew it.
> I get pissed and break some gym equipment.
> They tried detaining me, but I leave before the police arrive.

i’ve been staying at my dads since the gym has my mom’s address. I’m really scared. All of my friends have been blowing up my phone asking me whats going on. So idk what to do. The gym is my life, where all my friends are and this stupid fucking stuck up bitch ruined it for me. All because i played a little joke on her.

Anyways do you think this will follow me if I join a different gym? Like do all gyms have a black list or something? I don’t want to stop working out just because some bitch has to get up in my shit.

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You're really fucking stupid if this is true

nice try, kid. nobody on Yea Forums goes to the gym.

buy your own equipment you fucking nigger, what are you 15

Roids not even once

That's hilarious, but I'm sure you could just find another gym tbh

How am I sthe stupid one? I didn't act like a bitch.

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I'm 37 you fucking retard

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Holy shit man what a fucking idiot you are.

Yeh theres actually one closer to my house I want to try out.

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So are you gay? You certainly have a lot of these sexy men

Not gay, completely straight. I see these guys as inspirations for the perfect bod I want to achieve,

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Low quality bait but worth a laugh

bait.... CLEARLY BAIT. But if by the fucking hairs of my huge nuts your telling the truth, then you should neck your self because your fucking stupid and you dont deserve to reproduce... Anyways OP is a faggot

That’s what happens when you look at porn

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Har Har

I love this bait; it makes me smirk everytime.

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TL;DR: Roided out retard likes to do immature retard bullshit with other roided out retard friends at gym. Roided out retard takes his immature retard bullshit too far and get's thrown out. Roided out retard then proceeds to throw a retard fit on his way out and break shit. Now roided out retard is in hiding because he's a retard.

Sorry, maybe not the shortest summary, but fuck it.

Dumb bitch is just mad she can't rip like man haw haw haw

Fuck you retard

XDDDDD

Hahaha you are either a massive faggot or a funny larper

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So your man ass was naked during your sexual assault?

I wasn't assaulted

>I wasn't assaulted
I wasn't assaulted

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He's saying YOU did the assault, dumbass.

I didn't sexually assault;t her I just farted on her

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