Today i fucked up and got fired from Walmart for taking dick picks.
Lately I’ve been pretty active on Tinder. I take a lot of dick pics to send to my matches. I usually take them in the bathroom at work. However I really fucked up today.
> Talking to a cutie on Tinder while on the floor at work. > I really want to take a dick pic at that moment. > Go down to an empty aisle and make sure the coast is clear. > I take off my shirt, pull down my pants and boxers and start shooting pics of me and my dick, blowing kisses for the camera, the usual. > Im so into it, bombarding this girl with my dick pics, that i didn't even notice people saw me. > When I’m about to finish someone violently grabs my shoulders and starts pulling me back. > Yell “what the fuck man!” > Realize its my manager. > Didn't realize I was in the toy aisle. > Never noticed people with their kids catching me with my pants down. > Those families notified my manager who tried to restrain me. > I ran before the cops showed up.
I’m currently hiding at my dad’s house. I can’t go back to my mom’s because Walmart knows that address and will probably send the police their. But yeh I guess its time for me to look for a new job. Maybe a different Walmart.
A job is the least of your worries. Turn yourself in and explain the whole situation
Joshua Morgan
Ahhhh dont sweat it son I stopped the dick pics when I was 26
Bentley Brooks
you absolute fucking fool
the BEST outcome of this fuckup is probation, which fucking sucks all by itself
Kayden Garcia
What list?
Wyatt Carter
I'd rather not go to jail.
Brody Collins
How do I find out if I have a warrant?
Gabriel Cook
I'm 34
Matthew Wood
Call in to your county sherrifs and LARP as well as this post. Tell them you known you're looking for xxxxxxx... And u know where he is. Judge the response of the dispatcher and if u get transfered out to a detective... Just kys.
Oliver Collins
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
Ryder Jenkins
Jesus, that only if I have a warrant. Do you think they owould find me if I applied to a different Walmart? I kind of still wanna work for that company.
Adam Torres
ITT op gets to register for life as a sex offender
Adam Smith
k
Jose White
28 Go hookers or something Dick pics are things from the past When we could flirt women and get laid easier than now
Benjamin Thomas
only if I have a warrant
Evan Cruz
I dont need to pay for pussy when I'm drowning in it
Parker Cook
>copy/pasta >cancer >??? >hide thread I wish I could report you for being an ass sucking faggot
Owen Bell
Do you seriously think they are coming to let this slide? this is your best option. 34 and still making stupid decisions
Christian Watson
**going to... Jesus
Henry Morales
I suck pussy not ass
Angel Lee
Sex offender registry after he #MeToo'd an aisle full of children at Walmart.
Tyler Gomez
Tinder is not a stupid decision. Its given me some of the best moments of my life
Elijah Williams
fuck that thats only if I have a warrant
David Peterson
>Jerks it infront of kids >Tells Yea Forums
Xavier Ward
Obviously you can't see where the bad decision is either
Fucking millennials
Hunter Bailey
OP, I think you should say "warrant" a few more times ITT.
Oliver Morgan
I didn't jerk off for one thing, I just held my dick for a pose and pulled it a few times to make it bigger. And I didn't plan on showing it to kids. It was an accident
Adrian Hall
Until you found your brazilian hooker With 27 years that fuck like heaven And you pay
Lucas Russell
Jesus Christ it's like they don't even try anymore.
>> I take off my shirt, pull down my pants and boxers and start shooting pics of me and my dick, blowing kisses for the camera, the usual. >> Im so into it, bombarding this girl with my dick pics, that i didn't even notice people saw me. >> I didn't mean to show my cock
Julian Scott
I didn't mean to show my cock to kids
Joseph Robinson
pics or fake
Brayden Martinez
Wait...Wait.
YOU CANT SEND IMAGES ON TINDER. POST DEBUNKED
but seriously dude if not, fucking run.
Justin Murphy
Met her on tinder, immediately got kik
Benjamin Rivera
thread is dead op is a fag even if not fake still a fag
Ian Perry
You already are in the walmart database, they'll know if you try to get hired there again
Gavin Cooper
Your bullshit is just falling apart. Delete the thread and kys yourself
Hudson Hall
>>kik as if anyone worthwhile has a kik. kik is for degens and children... so are you sure children wasnt your target audience?
Oliver Thompson
this. Normal people would get a number or snapchat, not a fucking kik. Debunked
Connor Price
Nigger
David Lewis
Fuck off. I'm a millenial and I'm not a fuck up like this guy.