Today i fucked up and got fired from Walmart for taking dick picks

Today i fucked up and got fired from Walmart for taking dick picks.

Lately I’ve been pretty active on Tinder. I take a lot of dick pics to send to my matches. I usually take them in the bathroom at work. However I really fucked up today.

> Talking to a cutie on Tinder while on the floor at work.
> I really want to take a dick pic at that moment.
> Go down to an empty aisle and make sure the coast is clear.
> I take off my shirt, pull down my pants and boxers and start shooting pics of me and my dick, blowing kisses for the camera, the usual.
> Im so into it, bombarding this girl with my dick pics, that i didn't even notice people saw me.
> When I’m about to finish someone violently grabs my shoulders and starts pulling me back.
> Yell “what the fuck man!”
> Realize its my manager.
> Didn't realize I was in the toy aisle.
> Never noticed people with their kids catching me with my pants down.
> Those families notified my manager who tried to restrain me.
> I ran before the cops showed up.

I’m currently hiding at my dad’s house. I can’t go back to my mom’s because Walmart knows that address and will probably send the police their. But yeh I guess its time for me to look for a new job. Maybe a different Walmart.

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Give yourself in and explain yourself?

Sex offender for life lol

How do I find out if I have a warrant?

I dont even know if I have a warrant

He'd still end up on the good ol list

A job is the least of your worries. Turn yourself in and explain the whole situation

Ahhhh dont sweat it son
I stopped the dick pics when I was 26

you absolute fucking fool

the BEST outcome of this fuckup is probation, which fucking sucks all by itself

What list?

I'd rather not go to jail.

How do I find out if I have a warrant?

I'm 34

Call in to your county sherrifs and LARP as well as this post. Tell them you known you're looking for xxxxxxx... And u know where he is. Judge the response of the dispatcher and if u get transfered out to a detective... Just kys.

Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

Jesus, that only if I have a warrant. Do you think they owould find me if I applied to a different Walmart? I kind of still wanna work for that company.

ITT op gets to register for life as a sex offender

k

28
Go hookers or something
Dick pics are things from the past
When we could flirt women and get laid easier than now

only if I have a warrant

I dont need to pay for pussy when I'm drowning in it

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>cancer
>???
>hide thread
I wish I could report you for being an ass sucking faggot

Do you seriously think they are coming to let this slide?
this is your best option. 34 and still making stupid decisions

**going to...
Jesus

I suck pussy not ass

Sex offender registry after he #MeToo'd an aisle full of children at Walmart.

Tinder is not a stupid decision. Its given me some of the best moments of my life

fuck that thats only if I have a warrant

>Jerks it infront of kids
>Tells Yea Forums

Obviously you can't see where the bad decision is either

Fucking millennials

OP, I think you should say "warrant" a few more times ITT.

I didn't jerk off for one thing, I just held my dick for a pose and pulled it a few times to make it bigger. And I didn't plan on showing it to kids. It was an accident

Until you found your brazilian hooker
With 27 years that fuck like heaven
And you pay

Jesus Christ it's like they don't even try anymore.

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>And I didn't plan on showing it to kids.
thats gonna hold up well

Do you at least have the pics for proof?

I aint showing my cock thats gay

>goes on Yea Forums
>shows cock to kids
>I aint showing my cock thats gay

>working at walmart
>taking dick pics in the toy isle
sounds like you peaked in high school, jail will probably be a much needed change of scenery

>be OP
>be a faggot
>the end

Here's some tits!

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I didn't mean to show my cock

Im still peaking bitch

This kid is a fucking genius

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>> I take off my shirt, pull down my pants and boxers and start shooting pics of me and my dick, blowing kisses for the camera, the usual.
>> Im so into it, bombarding this girl with my dick pics, that i didn't even notice people saw me.
>> I didn't mean to show my cock

I didn't mean to show my cock to kids

pics or fake

Wait...Wait.

YOU CANT SEND IMAGES ON TINDER. POST DEBUNKED

but seriously dude if not, fucking run.

Met her on tinder, immediately got kik

thread is dead
op is a fag
even if not fake still a fag

You already are in the walmart database, they'll know if you try to get hired there again

Your bullshit is just falling apart.
Delete the thread and kys yourself

>>kik
as if anyone worthwhile has a kik. kik is for degens and children... so are you sure children wasnt your target audience?

this. Normal people would get a number or snapchat, not a fucking kik. Debunked

Nigger

Fuck off. I'm a millenial and I'm not a fuck up like this guy.

Lol, this larp is so bad.