Name a super power. It's yours for life

Name a super power. It's yours for life.
But the super power you name will also come with the negative side affect described by the user below your post.

Here, I'll start
>Precognition

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You may go insane , Invisibility

Only when you have a boner.

Ability to determine if OP is a faggot.

Every time you use it, other invisible men try to ass rape you. The power to make thin chicks with huge tits show them to you on command.

You will be able to see how little does people care about your future post as well

they have huge dicks and wanna rape you.
ability to shape shift

^ sorry wrong tag

>Only when you have a boner.
i lost

After you take a shit, and 5 hours after

7 replies and only Op has named a superpower.

Not to mention all the misquoting. Too many retards these days. SAGE.

While invisible, you shift out of phase and can't touch physical matter.

>Flight

Are you retarded?
Invisibility
Mind control
Shape shifting

Shapeshifting and invisibility were named faggot

Body manipulation (my own or others)

Drawback of above post is only when you have a cold

>Telekinesis

Side affect for above: each time you use your power, it causes you to be swarmed with a thousand mosquitoes that feed off you and your loved ones

You can only increase your speed.
>Mind control

Your brain receives the equal and opposite reaction described by newton

You guys should post things more vague that could generally apply OPs rule was "post below yours" not "other anons limit your power"
Power:firebending
Side effect. You slowly become uglier every time you use your power

Teleportation like in the movie "Jump"

OP permission to mix it up a bit? People should hit powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random and get a random power. Then we could discuss who got better power.

As a side not I clicked to make sure I got the right link and rolled fucking mortality:the ability to die if injured. So great my power is that I'm a normal fucking person.

But your ass bleeds every time you jump. Massive erection

You can only shape shift into nude replicas of female humans you have touched within the last 10 minutes and the shift only lasts until the exact moment the sun rises the next day. You have no control over reverting back to your original form and you'll be wearing the same clothes you were wearing before the shift, if any.

>Superhuman Strength

No. Start your own thread.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
Do I need the https?

>I'm a mortal being
>but every time I jump my ass bleeds
Good thing I'm a fatass

The ability to change statistics

Only works on blue objects
>Invisbility

Fuck off.

You become blind while invisible.
>Telepathy

Time control

2 superpower threads is too many. I'll leave it be

Sorry I'm just a mortal man and don't have that power, seems you've claimed it for yourself already so might as well use it.

It goes two ways at all times.

You can only use it if you're touching someone
>Teleportation

>You can only shape shift into nude replicas of female humans you have touched within the last 10 minutes and the shift only lasts until the exact moment the sun rises the next day. You have no control over reverting back to your original form and you'll be wearing the same clothes you were wearing before the shift, if any.

That's really fucking good. Well done.

You can only teleport to the passenger seat of a random moving vehicle.

Telekinesis
>feel and remove cancer cells
>cannot be used on my own body

lol

Time control.
Spikes go up ur ass for 1 day every time u use ur power

Trips at will

Power above has a 50/50 chance of triggering explosive diarrhoea

>you're doing it wrong.bat

nice

You can only go forwards in time.

>Super Intelligence

Ability to seduce any woman

But you are gay.

> ability to pause time around you

also checked

Best "negative status effect" ever. What other super powers can I sign up for just agreeing to be a fag too?

But some buff fucking jap keeps trying to ORA you

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Thanks for the input also QUAD

very bad gas sometimes painful every time you stop using it. telekinesis

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>The ability to lengthen and widen your own penis

When you use it you become retarted,Super streangth

but it makes your pp even smaller.

Lazer Eyes

Learn how to link, faggot.

But the overall volume never changes. So every time you increase the length, the girth decreases, and vice-versa.

But you're only interested in little boys.

Immortality

You spend eternity as a paraplegic

>Regeneration

But you don't stop aging. Your ass just keeps getting more raggedy, forever.

You have to eat human flesh in order for it to work.

Anyone left?

>SUPER LIZARD GRIP

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