"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit... do you think you can help me lose some weight? Please...? Oh fuck..."
"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit...
Jason Gutierrez
Lucas Nguyen
*Grabs your stomach, playfully squeezing it as I lean in* Jeez, yeah, you’re gonna need to lose some.
Brandon Rivera
*my face turns bright red*
I... I know. How much is 'some'?
Levi Gray
*shits my pants, the horrible stench filling the room. I force back a gag, even my own stench getting to me.* a-a lot, babe. Did you just fart? It’s smells pretty rank in here
Jason Gutierrez
I despise this entire thread yet I already prefer it to the entirety of the rest of /porn/
Jackson Wright
*I cross my arms*
"user... your pants are leaking onto the appartment floor..."
Nolan Fisher
It's ok, we despise you too, user.
Michael Davis
Huh? *i glance behind my shoulder, my eyes widening at the sight of my mustard-brown shit pooling around my feet. I turn back to you and smile* haha, anyways. You’re gonna neee to lose at least 50 pounds, I’d say.
Asher Wright
Thank you
Robert Brown
It saddens me to know people like you have no shame and cant fathom the amount of cringe you generate. No wonder you're on here OP.
Elijah Brooks
"Fifty pounds?" *I moan as I arch my head back*
"But that's gonna take fooooorever!*
Daniel Jones
Where else would we be?
Noah Richardson
“s-should i cut down on snacking?”
Matthew Taylor
Yeah, I think that would be for the best, Femanon. You have been putting on a bit of weight.
Tyler Ramirez
“o-okay!! i’ll try my best!!”
Eli Wood
You can do this!
* I kiss your cheek*
Just go easy on the chocolate and the pizza, ok?
David Cooper
“yes... for you i’ll do anything, even if it means giving up something i love!!”
Parker James
Awwwww you are so sweet! How did you get so sweet, hun?
Jace Flores
Bro you gotta stop.
Brayden Bell
I prefer my women this size honestly.
Thomas Robinson
“i’m sure it was all those cookies i ate... wait, if i stop eating cookies, will i stop being sweet? D:”
Jonathan Hughes
Yeah... you might want to stat away from those cookies lol. * pokes your belly*
Nah, I'm sure you will still be just as sweet, just less chunky!
Benjamin Rodriguez
“thank goodness!! that’s a relief to hear!
Joshua Young
So how much weight do you want to lose anyway?
Gabriel Harris
“do you think 10 pounds would be enough? :o”
Nicholas Butler
*I spin you around in a circle, eyeing your rolls of fat carefully*
Hun... I think you might want to aim for losing 50lbs...
Logan Wright
What the good gay fuck am i reading?
Jack Wright
Your next nightmare
Dylan Hall
“t-that sure is a lot... i don’t know if i can do it all on my own!!”
Lucas Watson
That's ok, Femanon, I will help you stick to your diet!
* I kiss your cheek*
Hell, I'll even let you use my old treadmill too.
Aiden Williams
I've witnessed some serious autism on this board but this shit might just take the cake.
Ryan Johnson
"Mmmmm caaaaake"
*drools*
Joseph Parker
“thank you! :3 i think i’m more confident now!!”
Joshua Murphy
Gross
Sebastian Hernandez
Anytime! Is there anything else I can do to help you out?
Ethan Morales
"Its not... that bad is it?"
Matthew Gonzalez
“you help just by being there uwu”
Hunter Reyes
Good! Now let's get some exercise, ok?
Jaxson Murphy
“wh-what kind of exercise?”
Isaiah Wright
read the sticky
Christian Hill
there is no sympathy for the devil, fat people don't deserve love
Wyatt Nelson
kill yourself