About to commit suicide, I'm to cowardly to hang myself and have no access to fire arms...

About to commit suicide, I'm to cowardly to hang myself and have no access to fire arms. I've created a small bomb to blow my head off, using a airtight container, cotton balls soaked in lighter fluid, the inside of 3 fireworks and a few nails. Do you think this will work? I don't want to blow my jaw off

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yeah it'll be enough, livestream it tho

Light it inside a cats asshole instead, that would be hilarious

why you suicidal fags come to this site and cry. Do something important with your life instead of crying.

It's not going to work..your gonna knock some teeth out and burn your face with 3rd degree burns..don't kill your self go out and fix your problems. Why do you want to die?

If you realy wanted to do it you would buy black powder at any hunting stoor like Cabellas or any place the sell fire arms. Rubbing alchohol is not going yo do shit and probably won't light let alone even go off. So fuck off and stop larping fagot.

I only had material for one, I need to know if it will work. I don't want to end up getting fed of a tube by the end. I don't want any sympathy lol

test it on some nigger first, nigger

This is just attention seeking, you know as well as we do this wont work. You admitted that you were too cowardly to use a rope. From this this i get you don't want to die you're just lost.

this is the worst fucking idea I've ever seen
you won't end your life, you wont even be eating through a tube, you will just be in agony for awhile and look deformed forever
and then you'll be on suicide watch or some shit

It's just going to injure you and make you feel worse. Knock some teeth out, probably fuck up your sinuses. Rest of your life will suck even more than it does now. Whatever shit you're going through will get better. Or it won't. You hit about 40 and stop giving a fuck either way.

If I wanted to go out I wouldn't trust that to do it.

Surely if I was attention seeking, I would've posted it on social media, not an user image board?

It will definitely not work. Fuck off.

On the off chance it actually lights it is very unlikely to kill you instantly, even in your mouth you'll probably just be horribly maimed. Maybe post more pictures with something in it for reference

Not enough firepower OP.
You're going to fuck your shit up and look all burned an mangled.
Just go get help.

dont trust the others on this thread, it'll work just find mate

why not just tie something heavy to yourself, jump into a pool and take a deeeeeep breath?
sounds easy af

How come you want to off yourself, user, give us the highlights so I can tell whether or not I should help?

Need banana for scale.
But I can guarantee you that wont explode it may only catch fire.

Are you not getting attention? Nut up or shut up. Go to the store buy a rope and tie a fucking noose, you want out of this god forsaken world make sure theres no way out.

Penis for scale?? (Not op)

you want attention, but not from the people you know, you don't want to be labelled as "the suicide faggot"

what kind of logic is that anyway. rope is too scary but using shitty nail bomb that most likely will just fuck you up if it even works is okay.

Looks like a fun fleshlight

seems too risky that it won't kill you. i wouldn't try this method.

M8 don't be a retard. The fact you took time to reply shows you want attention. Look, highschool isn't that bad and it will be over in a couple years. And that girl you're into will become a distant memory of oneitis.

Weed helps.

drink kerosene and light it with a fuse then swallow. or burp and drop a match in. youll cook your shit beyond compare. Suffocate in less than 2 minutes.

Don't be a bitch, just go to your nearest bridge and don't pussy out.

Not OP but I am seriously considering suicide for the first time.
>23 y/o, no job, no purpose, can barely make a phone call or go outside
>been depressed about gf dumping me for 8 months, finally talk to her recently and she is over me
>my dad died when I was 18 and I've never really felt the same. When I had a gf or went to university I at least had some purpose. I worked in a warehouse for a while but that was too depressing. My degree was a worthless social science too. I also hate living alone in this shit hole town

I'm considering throwing myself in front of a train for something painless

did you even test it? what if it only severely injures you? strap that shit onto a watermelon and see the carnage. if good enough, build one for your head

by the way fag, if hanging is done correctly, it is painless and you pass out with no choking. the point is to cut off circulation to the brain, not starving yourself of air

JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING SCALE

livestream it

Make yourself useful and before you an hero, go kill some gang members who are of no use to society atleast that way you can die feeling good, you prevented some other user from getting robbed or assaulted

this

also not OP
suicidal and depressed, going to have a buzzsaw slowly cut me in half like in a james bond movie

what is with you retards and your attention craving

You sound like you just need to go out with tha boys my dude, get that girl off your mind. It'll be a while but don't end it over a broad. Find aomething new to do, just not alone. As for the degree in social science, sorry but you wasted money learn a trade.

go do this and then kill yourself

Make a few more of those you want to go out somewhere lite one at least light it and see what it does so you can know what to expect you don't want that Contraption going all failure and becoming some kind of sea formed the Retard then you're going to really want to kill yourself

you could do that or you could pull your shit together and do something with your life. it's not that you will become president or rich or famous or some shit. but most of us won't.
and at least your are not a sandnigger

OP, don't do this. I'd tell you to get help and hang on a while longer, but I realize you probably won't listen to it, either because you think you don't deserve help or just can't get it.

If you're really gonna go through with this, then pick a better way. This thing isn't enough to kill you instantly, and chances are you'll just end up in the ER with a horribly mangled face and an even shittier life than before. I strongly urge you to at least try and get help in any way you can – hell, even here, if that's your only option –, but if you can't find the strength to do so, then at least man up and do it the right way, so you won't suffer any more.

hey man do it and stream i'm curious if it will work too, I want to do the same thing

gb2 leddit

we dont value human life here

dude u had a gf lmao what are you fuckign gay or something?
havbign a gf at any point on yuor life means you're a normalfag and you do not belong here
fuck off
lol kill yourself you fucking waste of space, fucking obnoxious little asshole go die on a cesspool of shit

Don't do it you hilarious idiot. You are going to end up blind, and deaf. Ask for help, even if it is a suicide hotline.

If you’re gonna off yourself OP take the time to do it right. While I don’t endorse suicide I still think you have the right to go out however you please. But do it right. Use drugs or a gun or jump. IED’s are a guaranteed way too make your shit worse

Do it you faggot

Not too fond of reddit I'm afraid. It's got some good memes, but that's about it.

I hope you do it because this is 100% not how you build an IED that will kill you. Enjoy being a blind, deaf cripple to go along with your retard brain

that's probably not gonna work
you should just stick to good old fashioned rope.

I remember the days when Yea Forums was the hub for OC. Laughing about Pepe years before newfags caught on

>Pepe
>newfags
kek pepe was already newfags

Are you going to let these pussies call you a retard op or are you gonna show them your bomb works and you know what you're doing? Prove them all wrong

If you care enough to make such a complicated contraption that means you still have some fight in you. Keep living.

Sounds like it'll do
Send us the livestream link please

Don't do it man

This is a completely stupid idea. First, don't kill yourself. That's the biggest mistake. Second, this won't come even close to killing you AND it will maim you and cause immense pain for months. Seriously. Dont do this. If you are legit at the end of your rope try something new. Go to a church, find the pastor, tell them you want to die. Have a conversation. I really hope you try to have that conversation. You are not alone.

Seems like OP left this thread long ago but here's some advice nonetheless

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I belive in you Op. The fact that you put the time and effort to make this device means you're finally doing something productive. You should definitely have a back up measure though. If you think you're depressed now imagine if you couldn't even kill yourself right

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>banana for scale
go back to 9gag retard

That happened to a friend of mine and he's a lot happier now. Something like 95% of people who fail suicide stop trying. Idk why maybe you could find out :P

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aswell not op
been really suicidal and depressed ever since my pet hamster, tilly, died
gonna go plug my mouth and nostrils with brick dust from the big ben give me attention

field test it first you numbnut

Obviously not killing yourself is the best option, but I'm not going to waste both our time trying to convince you of that. Instead, how about this:

If you've made the decision that your life has no more value, why not have a little fun on your way out? Give society a kick in the nuts. Open as many credit cards and loans as you can muster. Use fake identities or don't...who cares. They won't be able to collect on them when you're gone, and no they can't come after your family. They could garnish your estate, but I'm guessing you aren't leaving anything valuable behind. Rent a car and drive to Vegas. Drink smoke and gamble as hard as you can. Max out those cards in luxury hotels with room service. Book a flight somewhere! Go to Hawaii and jump into a volcano. That's a lot fucking cooler than killing yourself in some shitty apartment.

If your mission is to die, there are ENDLESS possibilities to create a legendary ending for yourself.

Wont be enough for quick death, worst case ull survive it with a fucked up face. Most likely u might fuck up ur face and then bleed to death.
When you are depressed/wanting to die you don't care about anything let alone wanting to get the most out of your life before you die.

why not abuse heroin and overdose to kill yourself?

I don't get you fags at least have some guaranteed fun before dieing

it won't kill u, ur better off doing something else like helium

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Not caring about anything is the ultimate freedom. You have a wild card to do absolutely anything you can dream up.

This, you might as well do something good if you have nothing to lose.

Agreed, its pretty much my life goal to not give a shit about anything. I'm far from it though but damn thatd be amazing

>125x80
Good going, man.

If your plan was to make me want to kill myself, you've succeeded by posting that tiny ass shit picture. Fuck off faggot.

>be probably most intelligent life in the universe
>can observe almost everything if you want to
>can do almost everything you please
>intead start building a device that blows your face off

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The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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