Be me

>be me
>22 yo uni student
>decide i should drink a shit ton at home
>decide to go to a bar with friends
>drink even more until im retarded and have no more active brain cells
>start harassing the waitress
>take her hand and kiss it
>drink even more
>black out and wake up alone in park
Mfw the waitress is a good friend of my friends
Mfw i didnt even pay for my drinks and a friend had to
Mfw i need to commit kys

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Bump pls give me ur opinions 4fags

Own up you faggot.
Either a) actually an hero or b) pay your friend back for your drinks and walk back into that bar and apologize to the waitress if she'll let you. Offer her a nice dinner to make up for your abhorrent behavior and pull out all the stops. Maybe you get a gf out of this whole fiasco.

Typical autistic manchild behaviour, most unis have them, people who have barely drank during their lives suddenly getting smashed and acting like children accidentally drinking wine, thinking its grape juice.

That actually sounds like a good idea thank you fellow fag

Actually im a member in a fraternity and we literally drink liters of beer a few times a week or a day sometimes so fu fag i was just drunk and stupid

You fucking losers wouldnt last a week at a British uni, litres of beeer kekk, pussy shit with your piss water version of beer.

Just give money back to your friend and say sorry to the waitress, autismo boi

Im german u cuck

Studentenverbindung is not about drinking, why are you lying?