This fucking thread again. Ask a complete failure in life anything

I'm looking for teaching positions. However, they are quite rare in Germany where I am currently located. Teaching is done by professors or (more realistically) by PhD students and postdocs.

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cmon

Are degrees really that worthless?

Depends on the field. Degrees in engineering, CS, maths, medicine etc. are still quite valuable.

well, at least you're not a normie i guess

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you do for work?

Smoke some weed and chill

I mean, PhDs of any kind got to be useful for something. Or are they just much easier to get and unimportant than I thought?

Why not try Jordan Peterson’s future authoring program and make a plan for your life

I work in retail.

They are quite easy to get. Especially in biology.

Like cleaning my room? Or washing my dick?

What is your chronic illness?

Crohn's.

have u been drinking enough water lately? you need that for a properly functioning body.
do you excersise? excersise is the number one way to maintain healthy levels of neuroplasticity in the brain.
do you read philosophy? that was the only way I was inspired out of my doomer life.
combine all these things and you should be able to scrape something together.

>have u been drinking enough water lately? you need that for a properly functioning body.

I only drink water and keep myself well hydrated.

>do you excersise? excersise is the number one way to maintain healthy levels of neuroplasticity in the brain.

I exercise between 10 and 15h a week. I hate my body though.

>do you read philosophy? that was the only way I was inspired out of my doomer life.

When I read, I primarily read moral philosophy (Parfit, Williams etc.)

>combine all these things and you should be able to scrape something together.

Not really though.

thats a darn shame dude
two other things i find helped for me,
study human body language and use that to charisma your way into social circles, human connection hella important both for mental stability and work opportunity. Also the sun, vitamin D is epic.

This probably sounds mean af but thank you I’m having a bad night and this thread made me feel better about myself

oh dude i realized this early
money corrupts, dont live for money
live for yourself

No problem dude.

I don't have money. Never had. Not a good life.

not a good life because you dont have money, or not a good life and you dont have money?

loser

Either.

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niggers

Boo hoo tiny violin for you. How bout you just fucking man up and stop whinging and moaning. You’ve obviously had enough privilege and smarts to get through several degrees. Stop being a pissy puss puss and own your own shit.

>You’ve obviously had enough privilege and smarts to get through several degrees.

Those degrees show that I am not smart. But hey, education is free here.

I can see why you're a loser. Your piss poor attitude is in your way. You deserve this future. I bet you fancy yourself an intellectual, too.

Because I don't like Peterson?

>I bet you fancy yourself an intellectual, too.

Haha. No. I'm neither very smart, nor particularly educated.

>despite degrees
Finally realised that your bachelor of gender studies actually means shit all?

It's actually molecular biology, a.k.a the gender studies of STEM

I bet you like rick and morty and read Ayn Rand
Go wash your dick nigger

That’s easy user just invent a new macromolecule and viola!

Those are material scientists.

Why didn’t you do something similar that can attract more money then?
Or apply for research grants then move to Mexico and snort coke for a living?

>Why didn’t you do something similar that can attract more money then?

Because I was an idiot. When I was in my teens, I was super interested in tumor genetics so I studied towards cancer research.

Where do you live?
Your answer will determine how autistic that exploit was lol

Oncology is an ever growing field in modern society though user, surely there’s got to be something related that can generate sizeable income?

When's the last time you worked out?
Probably never...

When is the last time you felt sorry for yourself? Probably hourly

Stop being a victim cuck and go out there and rule the world. It starts with lifting weight's and working out.

Germany.

Medical doctors who specialize in oncology make bank. Cancer researchers don't. There are far too many of them for too few positions.

>When's the last time you worked out?

Yesterday. As I said, I exercise between 10 and 15h a week. My body looks like shit though.

Well that’s not that autistic, I can’t believe that you can’t find any research gigs in Deutschland

Both industry and academic positions are competitive as hell here.

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>missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

You disgust me you degenerate fuck.

Yeah. I'm kinky as fuck.