I jerked off a stallion last night
AMA
I jerked off a stallion last night
Oliver Sanchez
Carter Rogers
Do you like Reuben sandwiches?
Landon Thomas
2 hands?
Parker Rodriguez
Nah, but I do like pastrami sandwiches
Carson Walker
I don't think it's possible not to use two hands lol
Dominic Moore
How's the weather?
Jacob Clark
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Benjamin Lee
Did you swallow?
Owen Garcia
Oh god I rolled a 666
Ryder Brown
John Sanders
Nice and warm, which means even at night it's warm enough to head to the ranch I work at, and mess around with the horses
Anthony Clark
Kinda. To get him to nut I had to put his dick in a kind of chokehold position so that he could fuck between my armpit and side, and when he nutted I tried to get as much in my mouth but I was in an awkward position. Definitely got it all over my hands and definitely nutted myself using his nut
Luke Miller
Dominic Green
When will you let him fuck you? Seems rude to just tease.
Bentley King
Daniel Watson
any tips on getting it on with a stallion or dog?
Julian Rogers
William Cruz
Liam Murphy
Lol, the stallion at the ranch I work at is a Clydesdale (who is named Clyde because whoever named him isn't very creative). I don't think I'd be able to take a pony, let alone a draft horse
Jackson Hernandez
Well first question is do you have a stallion or a dog?
Easton Ortiz
Jace Jones
How much cum does a horse actually make and what did you do with it?
Asher Lewis
Lincoln Walker
>Not wanting to get fucked to death by a massive horse cock
Pleb
Nolan Ortiz
David Hill
Adrian Myers
Getting fucked by a stallion is definitely a fantasy, and sometimes I think about trying it, but then again I don't want to end up like Mr. Hands
Isaac James
i volunteer at a farm and i also am going to get a new dog eventually
Austin Sanders
You people are mentally ill
Jordan Sullivan
Levi Stewart
Jace Reed
Owning an animal with the intent to have sex with it is serious animal abuse.
If you want to fuck an animal, you gotta catch it yourself.
Ethan Thomas
Christian Harris
what the fuck
James Sanchez
oh, didn’t know that
Asher Lopez
Sebastian Mitchell
Nice. That's literally what I did. I've had my dog (Male King Shepherd) since I was 15, got into zoo when I was 18, and started volunteering at a riding/boarding ranch right next to my house.
The only thing you need to be careful of is cameras.
Anyways, what type of farm is it? Is it a classic chill farm where there are dogs roaming around, maybe 1 or two horses, a nice barn, and a lot of crops, or is it something different?
Cooper Morales
Consider me jealous. Did you taste any? What did it taste like?
Xavier Kelly
it’s a personal farm, run by a family friend. i don’t remember there being any cameras but next time i go i’ll check
Leo Roberts
From experience, Clyde usually has enough cum for 3 or 4 good pumps, then it kinda just dribbles out from there, and each pump is a lot. Horse cum is pretty thicc, and almost custard-like. Making a stallion nut is either really hard, or I just haven't found the right technique. 4 outta 5 times when I'm jerking off Clyde it'll be 30 or so minutes of him getting really hard, shrinking, getting hard again, shrinking, and it gets tiresome so I leave and go mess around with the mare, but that 1 outta 5 times he actually nuts is fucking amazing. I do what any person would do, and try to get as much of his cum in my mouth as possible
Connor Jackson
do you have discord?
or kik?
Andrew Diaz
There's usually only cameras if it's a commercial farm. Obviously, still check, but if it's a small place there probably isn't any.
First question is what type of horses are there, mares? Geldings? Stallions?
Second is do they have any dogs and if so, are they neutered?
Third is, is there a barn or big shed you can get some privacy in?
Eli Hall
Julian Barnes
Only in some states. Most states it's only a misdemeanor, some states it's legal. Obviously you still don't want to be caught no matter what, but owning your own animals is 100x better than fucking or getting fucked by someone else's
Cooper Walker
y?
Matthew White
there’s both mares and stallions, and im not sure if there’s a dog there as it’s been a while since i’ve been there. the stables are in this huge barn so i’ll definitely have some privacy
Gavin Peterson
Jaxon Cox
Samuel Smith
Lucas Clark
Gabriel Morales
How easy would it be to jump fence and get into the stables?
Things you need to worry about:
1.) Cameras. You really gotta make sure there are no cameras, like I said if it's not a commercial place (they don't board or anything) then you should be fine, but better safe then sorry and check.
2.) How close is it to their house?
Evan Cox
Jackson Kelly
Zachary Ramirez
Robert Martinez
Jason James
Josiah Myers
Maybe we can gather the very sympathetic anons in this thread, talk in a melting pot of some group chat and then meet up for a "Stallion day". God my dick quivers at the thought!
Nolan Ross
pics or it DIDN'T HAPPEN
Lincoln Walker
how does horse cum taste
Ethan Gutierrez
how did it taste??
Jack Hall
it would be pretty easy, and the house is quite far from the barn, there’s a big yard. the easiest fence to jump is near the driveway though, but it’s a pretty long driveway
Julian Gutierrez
Owen Rodriguez
Michael Howard
Jason Parker
Jonathan James
ooo
Cooper Parker
Man if only this shit was legal everywhere. Even though zoo is legal in my state, be outted as a zoo would be social suicide. How fucking great it would be if I could help out so many because I remember being in their position. I've always had my intact male Shepherd so I never had to worry about that, but I know how fucking much I wanted to just be around horses, I just wanted to pet them, have them like me and me like them. I cannot tell you how much better it is being with a mare who genuinely likes you compared to a mare who just doesn't care. It feels like there's actual love going into it. The way she'll react to your touches, she'll back up against you, she'll slowly snort as she looks back at you, you can feel her breathing get harder but slow, it's so fucking good. Stallions are fucking amazing too, but active stallions are hard to be with, and calm stallions are rarer, but fucking amazing to be around.
God if I could just get some anons together who genuinely loves animals and could help them with their first times, that'd be fucking amazing, but alas, that'll never happen
Nolan King
Samuel Green
This, please OP I'm so fucking desperate, I really have nothing to lose, what do you want? Anything for some horse cock, or pussy I dont care really
Xavier Collins
I drank dog cum today. Did you drink the stallions cum? Have you tasted dog cum before? It's unlikely I'll ever get to try horse cum so I wonder how the taste is in comparison.
Kayden Sanders
Cmon Satan, you know full well that they used both hands.
Cooper Perez
i like these
when do i find moar
Parker Baker
Lincoln Hall
Christian Sanchez
how does horse semen taste
Grayson Harris
It tastes salty. The taste comes from so many different things. To me, all of the horse genitalia I've been around has smelled like peaches, like really sweet, and the cum itself is thicc and almost goopy, so it has the texture of a really light custard, so the smell, the texture, the taste, and the feel of his cock all mixes it up into this fucking indescribable feeling, it tastes okay at best but the combination of it all PLUS the thought and feel of you bringing pleasure to this big boi feels so fucking good.
Luis Taylor
Brody Gomez
Austin Nelson
Really, how hard could it be to make some faggy throw-away discord for us to conspire, There are very easy ways to hide identity, I just want some like-minded anons who are not social retards but who can actually make good fucking conversation when talking about this kinda stuff I.E not saying any sperg like, plus it's super fucking hot to talk about...
Isaac Sullivan
Lol, any group that gets made, any plans that get made, all will either be ruined by feds, or more likely the faggots at KiwiFarm who go on a crusade against zoos
Kevin Moore
Isaac Morales
guys post your kiks or discords
I will create a dm group or something
Sebastian Sanders
Thomas Wilson
Don't be a retard, make throwaway accounts and use a VPN if you really need too.
Jace Adams
Robert Rogers
James Foster
Jayden Johnson
Yeah, I have a King Shepherd who I love to fucking death. I still live with my parents so sadly I can't get fucked by him and get knotted whenever we want, but I will still jack him off or he'll lick me in the middle of the night.
Literally haven't jacked off without him since I got into zoo, I'll either jack off with my legs spread, laying down, and arched up a little so he'll lick at my balls, prostate area, and my ass while I'm jerking, or I'll lay down in his bed, belly down, tuck my dick so it's tucked under me, pointing to my feet, (kinda like pic related) and lay there as Kaiser goes to town with his tongue. He's a fucking fantastic licker, but if he stops before I'm able to cum I'll just spit in my hand and rub it on my dick and he'll be right back to it
Matthew White
Liam Brooks
Caleb Long
Adam Foster
Aiden James
Justin Allen
I'm serious, don't be stupid and make that type of stuff. If you're really that desperate, dog walk or go look for dogs on craigslist and go on "practice runs" with them alone if you can, and jerk him off there. Go volunteer at a horse ranch, go fencehop if you really are desperate, but DO NOT try to make groups or anything like that. It is very unlikely that feds care enough to do anything to track you (but there still is the possibility) but what will happen is some faggot from KiwiFarms will find out, and they will literally go on an autistic crusade to try to take you down. I don't know what it is but they see zoos just as evil as /pol/ sees jews, and for some reason lately, they have been super active.
Do not make groups, it's not worth it. You will slip up on accident, and you will get fucked up. Even if you live in a state where it's legal, you will be committing social suicide.
Luke Johnson
I'm surprised no moralfagging 12 year olds have come in and spammed this thread yet.
Bentley Gray
John Adams
I live with family and he's my stepdads dog, but the family is gone for the week so I've been having fun with him (can't get him to fuck, but that's prob me being pretty large). It's bittersweet fun now though. No one gives a shit about him so he's just chained up in the yard and ignored. I'm literally the only one who gives him any attention. Found out someone they met at camp is interested in him so they're either selling or giving him away. He's probably going to a better home but I'll miss him.
Josiah Morales
Hm, why post here then? I know it's anonymous but cant they track post data? ( I don't know jack shit about this stuff cause I have better things I could be doing than trying to cover my nonexistent tracks )
Logan Myers
No spams, only thing was 2 people saying "ew"
Julian Morgan
Holy fuck you all are unbelievably retarded
Christian Richardson
Let's not mention it, that could be the trigger.
Caleb Green
Jace Roberts
Luke White
Oops, I guess it's 3 now.
Care to elaborate?
Luke Hughes
Tch, loligaggers acting like the morality police
Josiah Reed
Austin Wright
I think I remember you talking about that before. What breed is he?
Also, is he neutered?
Jeremiah Roberts
Kayden Myers
Do I need to explain why the sun is hot.
Julian Rogers
Levi Allen
Regardless of my other post
Care if I share a little story of my own for all the self-loathing fags?
Christian Baker
Andrew Russell
David Campbell
Mason Collins
Go ahead, I always prefer hearing people's first times with animals.
How was your first time with a horse (mare or stallion)
Levi Nguyen
I have a pair of mares. One somehow got pregnant. There are no male horses near us. I'm rather concerned because there are rumors that pedro (one of the farmhands) fucks the horses...
Should I call ICE and if some sort of fucked up minoeqaur looking thing is born, how do I sue for interspecies child support?
Levi Ramirez
Jaxson Jenkins
Connor Campbell
Bro, it's mega gay just to say "You're dumb lol" and when someone asks you why you just say "lol, I don't have to explain myself"
Not trying to be mean but actual conversation works better than just straight insult. It's obvious you don't like zoo, but why? What about it is wrong to you?
Zachary Russell
Luis Price
Lol, no. That's literally impossible.
Levi Foster
Where do you live? Maybe a deer or coyote or some shit snuck in. If it was somehow a human that impregnated a horse though, the last thing anyone should be is mad.
Daniel Anderson
Gonna post this comic because this is how most people's first times with horses happens if they aren't farm bois
Daniel Collins
Gabriel Wright
It's either pedro or she's going to birth the horse jesus
Kevin Cooper
Jason Nguyen
Gavin Robinson
How much further will you go before you delete all your porn and go back to jacking it to your imagination?
Justin Wright
Leo Parker
Angel Wright
Asher Gutierrez
Matthew Kelly
Brandon Flores
Jonathan Smith
Oliver Rivera
Daniel Martin
Jaxson Ramirez
Josiah Jones
There's literally no way she could've gotten fucked by a stallion? No neighbors, no stallion on the ranch? Don't know why but maybe someone artificially impregnated her?
But I will tell you one thing, interspecies babies is literally impossible. Human sperm is too weak to pentrate a horse egg
Nathan Cox
I'm not entirely sure. We have a lot of dogs and they do like to breed and none are spayed/neutered. He was born here and def some kind of pit mix though. His mom was pit but can't remember who the dad was. And I'm not too knowledgeable about breeds so I can't really say much else.
Not neutered. The only animals they spay/neuter here are the cats.
Blake Perry
Austin Reyes
I'm in Iowa, a couple miles outside of sioux city. It seems somehow less likely that a deer or coyote knocked her up than pedro.
I'd say someone's horse got loose and did the deed but the nearest horse farm I know of is about 25 miles away in the SUX.
The reason I'm pissed it because they're both papered belgian draft horses. Horses only have so many pregnancies before their wombs fall out so one of them being out of commission means there's a chance I'm not going to be able to get get knocked up later when I need replacement horses.
Nathaniel Lewis
Jonathan Murphy
>pissing inside her/him
As much as water sports turn me off the idea of pissing inside someone gets me harder than diamonds (especially when a catheter is used and someone posses inside themself)
Levi Torres
All righty I'll green text it a bit for time's sake
>Be me
>Be 16 or 17
>Need internship to pass highschool
>Go to a neighbor we used to live next too
>ask if I can work part-time for my internship
>She happily accepts
For a bit of background, when she was our neighbor we found out that she had open stalls for people wanting to house horses they couldn't or they wanted training, she also gave riding lessons, whatever the case she had a lot of mares and stallions, big and small, I knew a lot of them since I rode for free if I helped out around the barn, so I knew the area pretty well and the horses. Anyway
>Start working a week later and just start with cleaning the stalls and the horses
>First week was pretty heavy for me since I just got reacquainted with the mares and stallions
>Forgot my love for them all
>At this point knew my love for zoo and was already getting pretty hard on the job
>Starting getting pretty friendly with this one mare I found rather attractive
>Dont think she liked me but that was ok we had plenty of us time when I had to clean her
>Even went through the trouble of asking to feed and water them just so I could have more time with her
>Never asked for the name since It didn't seem important to me at the time
>I regret that to this very day
>One day when getting the very last of the poops out of her pen
>I just stoped and start admiring her huge mare ass
>Started touching myself on the spot
>I just sat there and stared for a good 5 minutes or so
David Williams
Wyatt Bell
Are you with him right now, and do you want to get knotted?
Nolan Bennett
Jose Lewis
Ian Price
William Collins
Daniel Ward
What's the process of being with a mare? What's she feel like inside?
Does he like cum? I imagine it's convenient to have someone who'll clean up the mess
Juan Long
Not atm. I have anxiety and get really paranoid about things and have an uncle who likes to randomly pop up so generally I give him some time to roam on his own, and set some time for us together but elswise I keep him at his doghouse. Petty sure my family is already kinda suspicious. They half joke about my little gipsy (ironic considering I don't like animal pussy) and I'd have a hard time explaining why he would even be in the house. Hell he's already she'd everywhere so I need to make sure that is clean too.
Well I'm a virgin so that's probably not a good idea, though I'm really into face fucking so so sucking on him trying to find a good spot to lay at the right elevation to try that is probably even worse. It's my goal to take a knot but Idk if I'm physically ready for that.
John Ortiz
Cont. sorry for the wait time.
>I just sat there for a good 5 minutes or so
>Just kept touching myself when I started walking closer to her
>I started caressing her ass and just feeling her big firm mare ass
>However, she snorted and I got scared so I backed off
>I left that day with a racing heart
>Even though she didn't know it
>I wanted to get to know her just a little bit more
Don't mistake my admiration for this mare for a retard who wants to marry her and fuck her day and night. I have standards, and she met them.
>I came back the next day to help out some more
>Owner had some tasks to take of off the barn
>She tasked me with taking care of the horses she didn't get to that day for other things that were not cleaning stalls or feeding and watering
>Like brushing down and picking hoofs
>Lucky for me, she missed her...
>Happyday.rar
>I went straight to work and got ever other horse before her
>Didnt want to get caught up in her beauty or some fag shit like that
>Finally went to her and took it slow getting every inch of her
Sorry for the pace I'm going at
Cont.
Jace Hill
Evan Martinez
Charles Evans
Man, I want to get fucked by a dog so badly, but I live out in the middle of nowhere and can't afford to keep my own.
Carson Campbell
>Maybe we can gather the very sympathetic anons in this thread, talk in a melting pot of some group chat and then meet up for an "arrest day".
FTFY
Brayden Gray
Hey my first time was with a 120lb boi and I was a complete virgin, got knotted and it was extremely painful at the beginning and end, but the middle was fucking amazing. I literally came with no hands.
If you are gonna go it anytime soon, make sure he fucks at the right angle. If he's fucking upward, he's gonna have a hard time hitting the spot and most likely won't. If he's fucking and you're slouched back to much he'll only be able to get the top of your ass. Stay in a 90-degree angle, and if you're to tall for that lower yourself by spreading your legs apart, but keep your ass at 90 degrees
Robert Sanchez
>Finally went to her and took it slow getting every inch of her
>geuss she was grumpy or something the other day cause she seemed to be lapping this shit up the next day
>She kept rubbing her face on me and knocking into me when I was cleaning
>I just went around feeling her up while brushing
>Thought to myself how cliche car fag I am being rn and felt I had enough
>I wanted to have something a little bit more with her vs being her slave
>I wanted to have a connection of some kind
>It was when I was I was picking up my phone in the corner of the shaded pen when it hit me
>Her mare ass
>right in my face
>I started blushing and that kinda fag shit
>my fucking face was on fire and my dick was begging me to let it out
>I wanted to have a connection, so I went for it
>My heart was racing, I had never done anything like what I was going to do just then
>I put ym thumb near her marehood and started lighting stretching it
>At the same time I was unzipping my pants and feeling myself up
>I went in for it, I started licking her horse puss
>It wasn't great tasting or anything
>but I could tell she liked it when she made little stomps and snorted in short bursts
Parker Murphy
>But I could tell she liked it when she made little stomps and snorted in short bursts
>We were rudely interrupted
>When I heard my ride pulling up nearby in the driveway
>They couldn't see me cause of the positioning of the barn and housing
>So I took my time cleaning up and leaving
>Neither of us finished
>I was frustrated
>And she was pouty when I tried to leave not letting me leave myself
>But I walked off after putting shit away
>Got in my friend's car who said I smell like shit and we drove off
That's just my first encounter with her, I'll share more if you guys want
Xavier Fisher
This
Parker Hall
...is that yennifer
Jaxon Jones
>lower yourself by spreading your legs apart
I am a goddamn idiot. This whole time I've been trying to find something at the right height. It's literally that simple though isn't it. Well they have a couple more days out there, hopefully they don't come and take him away tomorrow.
Literally 2 years and I didn't think of just spreading my legs further.
Charles Wood
Mares are all over the place. Some are super touchy and sensitive, some are super lovey-dovey and if they like you they'll rub against you all the time, and some straight-up don't care and won't react. The mare I love the most is Nattie, a Clydesdale who happens to be Clyde's mate, both the foals she's had (and the one that is on it's way) has been sired by him.
She's extremely attached, which sounds great but when she's a draft horse and she's trying to lightly rub against you, she's gonna end up knocking you over a lot. That's honestly how my first time went. I made sure she knew me, and I spent a lot of time petting her, kissing her snout, petting behind her ears, rubbing her belly and udders, all that for two days before I even tried fingering her. I didn't want her to get spooked and then never like me. So we really bonded work, and then two days later, I told my parents I was going to Denney's with friends at 2am, and when I left I ran down to the walking path where the field they are in borders. No lights, no cars, no houses, fucking perfect. Hopped over, she instantly recognized me and I went to petting, took off all my clothes, let her sniff all around, she was interested in my armpits, then I would spit in my hand and rub it all over my dick which got her very interested, then I would turn around, spread my cheeks and wave my ass in front of her, I was hoping she would lick me but of course, she didn't. She sniffed a lot, but that's it. Went back to petting her, slowly going more and more to her hind, then bam, staring right at her vulva.
Now, I don't know if you've ever seen a Clydesdale in real life, or any other draft breed, but they are pretty big. Standing behind her, her hind is up to my chin, and we actually just had her weighed last month, and she was 1900lbs, and she was probably about the same during my first time with her. I was completely overwhelmed, she looks so beautiful, her feathering is absolutely beautiful.
Blake Powell
Please go on
Dylan Phillips
Started slowly rubbing around the outside of her vulva, and right on her slit, but not going in, I was seeing if she liked it and that's when she winked. Again, I knew nothing about mare puss at the time, so I was kinda confused, but took that and the fact that she wasn't trying to move away as a symbol that she liked it. I went in with one finger, then two, then she winked again and I saw that black pea-shaped thing (which I'm 99% sure now that it's her clit) and I started fingering more down and rubbing the bottom of her walls, trying to rub as deep and nice as I could. This went on for a bit, then I lost it and planted my face in her. It wasn't the taste that I enjoy, it's the feel. The feel of her backing into me, the feel of her twitching inside, then feel that I know she's loving it. Fuck me I was so into it that I jacked off and nutted right there doing that, felt fucking amazing, and I kept eating her out after I busted, but I eventually stopped, went back to petting her but she was very interested in smelling my face and hands, and then I had that "post-nut clarity" that made me dip out and go home.
Luke Watson
did you taste some of the cum?
Logan Hall
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