Fem user here, AMA

Fem user here, AMA

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Can you do this?

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Tits or gtfo

Its a trap

Asking the real questions.

Can we see your tits?

will you put an egg in your pussy?

Post feet pics.

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I just wanna see you smile :)

How many man you have sex with

Tits and you're good to go
Also this

show us your dick with timestamp

Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

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Fag

where do you even buy shirts made of old curtains

>are you Vchan?
>are you Anna?
No? Then nobody cares slut. Post tits and maybe we’ll take remote interest in your daddy issues.

Tits now or gtfo

for me is already 29, what is your opinion on minorities

>implying anybody cares about vchan or anna

H and pumpkinfucker are the only two worth paying attention to

Why are niggers so dumb

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How about adding Yea Forums Yea Forums along with the time, to that timestamp, to prove it is legit.

What is the worst meme of this year? I'm curious

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Whats it like having girly parts and not superior 2 inch man dong

>H never proved ‘she’ was female
>Pumpkin has been awol since October of 2018
Anna and Vchan have posted consistently and Anna does some photo requests with time stamps. H and Pumpkin were more of a novelty than anything, they both had a ‘gimmick’. Theta was more based and should come back. Anna is my personal favorite considering he son is in the picture and her lusting over him is like watching a train wreck in slow motion, one of these days she’ll snap and we’ll enjoy a happening.

>>are you Vchan?
>>are you Anna?

Tessa and Rozelli are both really cool too.

Unfortunately I can't while holding my phone

Nice space alien tattoo, are you going to the Area 51 Naruato run in September?

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post urethrer

If I guess the first letter of your name you have to post lips.

J.

It sucks bro

is that a dress you're wearing? i love the pattern on it.

Good guess

Nah just in the watch party

Spare coochie ma’am. Please.

It’s a shirt but thank you

tits or fucking kys bitch

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The atack plan for that thing is terrible
they need to concentrate all of their forces at the gate instead of spreading them out all over the place, especially because they are going to use firehoses and teargas. if you show up, invest in a gasmask and try to organise everyone into a tight spherical cluster as you charge the gate. A motorcycle would be a good idea also if shit gets real.

Very good, ty. How many tattoos do you have? Can we see them?

Oh, so I win then? Don't forget the rule

A bulldozer to take down a broad section of the fence, to let some 4WDs/dune buggies/dirt bikes get through, would be a useful tactic.

Spit or swallow

if i drop my snap would you add me

how much to have you for a night?

Its a trap

Show your soles please

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What buildings do you store planes in?

I have 8. I don’t wanna be identified but here’s one on my butt

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It’s not a J

texas?

you do realize they WILL kill you before they let you actually get into shit on the base.

A lot of people may potentially die from stupidity

go there and die

it's clearly K

Both depending on occasion

tattoo whore

kill yourself

you are trash

Certified trash

considering that few are likely to throw up they need to be in a tight group directly at the gate. If they decide to use lethal force then there is no winning
sheer numbers would be the only advantage, so you just need to throw as much people into one spot as possible. If someone could get a killdozer it would make excellent cover and would be great for clearing an entrance.

No sorry

...

Can you post your lips. I have a lip fetish don’t judge

No

Ever done anal?

Learn the rules you stupid cunt

Tits or GTFO

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spitters are quitters

I actually did last night. No lie

So a trap with a huge dick and tits will suffice? You’re an idiot.

Every faggot ITT that has responded to a femanon with ANYTHING other than “Tits or GTFO” is The embodiment of the NewFaggot Cancer that has killed /b

Lurk Moar you cunts.

Correct response is “Tits or GTFO”

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(OP)
Is there a background level of wetness or is your cunt just dry like any other piece of skin unless you're turned on?

> Everyone going is gonna fucking die

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Lol nice tattoo for that location.

Are you in the Southeast?

Are you new?

It’s preferred.

Lurk Moar faggot retard

If someone rolls double I will

Judging by you’re easy. Judging by you like to consider yourself quirky, but you’re just like every other ‘I’m not like other girls!’ skanks. Did your daddy diddle you, or was he not in the picture?

Roll

Send me Trailer Park Boys memes

Naw, at the end of the day, in the modern world, they wouldn't dare open fire on a bunch of moronic civilians. The Kent State Massacre taught the military it's lesson in regards to that.

But...... any top secret aircraft that may or may not be there at the base, would get flown out ahead of time.

Learn the rules you stupid cunt

Tits or GTFO

ONLY AFTER tits with timestamp May you “state your business”

Kill yourself

Not OP.
Jesus man. Get outside more. Something something bags of sand.

Is a 5.8 inch dick on a 6'5" 250 lb guy small?
Would you be disappointed if you dated a ugly 6'5" guy because you like him and also because you think he haves a big dick but then you realize his dick is only about 6 inches?
Be brutally honest please
My ex cheated on me a year and a half go with her ex.
I heard the voice notes she sent to her friend on WhatsApp laughing about how she spent 3 hours fucking her ex in a motel all night and that they never even slept, sounds like she had a fun time. The longest sex we had was about one hour.
I am genetically gifted with my height but then cursed with extreme unnattractiveness and a very small dick for such a large body frame, I want to know if other people would pay as much attention to that as I do.
Please be brutally honest we are all anonymous here. I'm going to kill myself soon (unrelated to this for the most part) and I would like to know others opinion on this, thanks in advance

Nah he was there

rolling

Winnar ;-) ty OP

Alright then roll

6'7" here. if I had a dick that size I'd feel pretty self conscious about it.

Tits or GTFO

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Sigh

Silence, Incel. Fear the change.

hi OP
my question is: what do you mainly do on Yea Forums? I go on to look at nude pics of other user's girlfriends, and that's fun but I can't imagine that's what femanons care about on here.

roll
checkem

Check em

>
>6'7" here. if I had a dick that size I'd feel pretty self conscious about it.

trips of truth

KYF newfag
You do not belong here

Lurk Moar

By the power of kek

it's a guy

Okay.

What is this homosexual faggotry?

Nice trips
Yeah it sucks ass man, god gave me the worst combo possible, haha
What's your size?

Fear the change, neckbeard. Soon your time will be up and we will rule this board.

I don’t know, but my scanner detects it’s coming from you!

dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs

In my opinion dick size doesn’t matter that much. If they really love you it wouldn’t be an issue. There are many other things to do in the bedroom if dick size is that important. Toys, extenders, etc.

roll
10 bucks says OP won't do it though

What's the perfect dick size I'm your opinion.

dubzzzz

dodododododuble dubs

WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR

DDDDDDOUBLE DUUUUBS

winrar

>If someone rolls double I will

You know, unless you actually wanted to post them, you should have made it at least trips for that. Too late now, and someone rolled trips anyways.

Big Win

doubt OP delivers

god is dead

No its H obviously

DOUBLE CHECK EM STREAKS

Femanon here

This was a test honeypot trap for Newfaggots.

Correct response was “Tits or GTFO”

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I got double dubs
My bet stands

Begone, old man.

Single dubs :(

will the chain continue?

She fucked up when she said dubs

KYS faggot

tits

How many fucking dubs are we getting here boys.

more dubs

Femanon here.

Will post tits shortly,
Just keep bumping my thread

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Quiet you nigger cuck

You've dated a thot, user. Your dick is not the problem, she is

Dubs

can we see your asshole or pussy? got a fetish for comparing girls

don’t matter if they’re guy tits or girl tits I’m getting tits

The magic of scriptfags

What do you want to bet that we aren't getting a timestamp with tits

Femanon here
Thanks for protecting me White Knight,
You shall be rewarded in heaven

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no script fag here

By the power of these trips, I demand you to post your tits

Not much to look at

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user here
Thank you milady
Can’t wait to suck on your succulent pussy
Now of course, if you’re a random old fag
I’m not Intro traps, gay faggot.

THOT DETECTED

trap detected

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you forgot the piece of paper that makes it real

timestamp you nigger
not date stamp either ya cunt

Extenders? You mean like a dick pump? I've read it doesn't work and is potentially dangerous too
There are workarounds, I give pretty good oral sex, but I believe most girls want to be with me because they think I have a dick as massive as I am, and then when they realize I dont have what they though I had, and they are left with just my ugly self, they lose interest. Hell, I'm pretty sure my ex loved me at some point, yet she never posted pictures of us together on her social media as I did, perhaps she was ashamed of me

>timestamp
You’re right- there’s no timestamp you abject retard

Timestamp pls

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hell yeah, BROTHER.

timestamp

yea that's totally a trap bois

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can you draw faces on your toes and post pictures

you faggots let this shit get this far only user who gets it

Thanks man
The issue is only thots want me since they think I have a big dick it seems, regular girls don't

welp trips dont lie
show that cock faggot

Tits or gtfo cunt

I've got a question: Why do this? what is the appeal in showing your tits to a bunch of autists?

HAHAH gorls are weak. weak little insecure beings.
desperately craving validation for Yea Forums

u thotty bitch u

Had you obeyed the rules and just posted timestamped tits, which you would have known to do had you Lurked Moar, then your thread wouldn’t be this fucking mess of a shit shower that it currently is.

Learn from your mistakes you retarded cunt.

I literally have the same shirt on

Learn the rules you retarded cunt.

Timestamp with Tits or GTFO

No exceptions

you don't think the memes coming out of that would be worth it? the fuck is the internet even for anymore

>Why do this?
attention whore gonna do what attention whores do best dumb ass
if its a troll its still an attention whore

let's see those tits then.

Bro you are slightly above the average of like 5.5 maybe you should trim your bush or lose some weight to help improve the general look of your dick area. Also some girls just like to be used, my ex and I still fuck she said she doesn't love me but she lusts for me. Tldr; improve on yourself and don't be too affectionate all the time sometimes it's sexier to be distant and play it cool. Its a balance. P.s. fuck your ex she's a cunt

im a guy you faggots

Probably means you have an ass then
Post it

i didn't ask your gender. TITS

Then the system works.
Now is when we abandon thread.

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Might be a sampling problem, bro. Maybe you're just not looking in the right places

It's better if you just forget about it and move on though. Feeling shitty and miserable is a part of the human condition, and we all suffer from time to time. Everything's shitty for you right now, but just keep moving along and enjoying the happy moments when they come.

do you think any of us care about your gender? now put a shoe on your fucking head, circus animal.

She is wearing the same fucking shirt as the timestamped pic how much effort do you think some puts into faking their gender on Yea Forums?

Are you tranny?

We don't care, this is Yea Forums, do it.

>805794975
stfu bois she left

Ok faggots, someone rules trips I'll show my snatch with timestamp to prove I'm not a trap

tranny detected

shut up newfag

lmao no you won't

“She”

My dear sweet summer child

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plz

>how much effort do you think some puts into faking their gender on Yea Forums
you newfaggot nigger gtfo

rolling

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>how much effort do you think some puts into faking their gender on Yea Forums?
The same amount of effort they put into faking it in the rest of their lives.

This is exactly the reason the rules were invented .
If you’d been less of a new faggot cancer and LURKED MOAR, you would know this already

why do white women love the bbc?

If you want to be a whore be a whore dont wait til trips

GET THIS GUY OUT OF HERE

I edited out the second she i forgot about the first

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Mmmm those actually look right nice! Pinch a nipple for us?

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Clearly someone’s trying to reply as me. I’m not a dude, despite my lack of tits

Femanon here

Keep bumping my thread!

I’ll post tits - honest

Get this guy out of here, says every new fag on Yea Forums

how much to fuck?

lol

Timestamped tits or GTFO

Retarded cunt.

Beyond caring now - you should KYS

getting hair on dick is that normal? asking for a friend of friend

I can confirm this user is reliable and trustworthy and we should follow their advice

OP, I am right lonely. Would you please go out on a date with me?

Like on the saft?

fuck you slob
rolling 20 cuh

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Roll

Probably not

Show your snatch I'll show my cock

Well this is fun

Oh I play it cool alright, IRL I have a very charming and charismatic personality, this is a non issue, I can get girls with relative ease, the only thing holding me back is my insecurities with my dick

I get that I'm slightly above average, but the thing is that I'm in the 99.7 percentile on height, making my dick appear way smaller than it is

I will work on improving myself and losing some weight even though I will suicide in the next 5 years though, thanks man

Rollin

shaft*. yes like on shaft? are they normal i mean when you fuck do she complaint also i have few on mine too always bother me

Still no trips beta niggers

boom

Roll

Roll

Femanon here

I know I didn’t deliver for the dubs/tits
But I’ll definitely deliver on trips/snatch

>ITT: incels desperately roll for trips that no one will get

rollerino

trips!

thanks

time to play the lottery

Don't kill yourself buy my competitive game. And okay so you can attract them so get them hot and bothered eat them out hit that g spot and then use them up. Love is nice but using people for the time being can be satisfying

Fake and gay. True femanon here

no worries lads
trips got

Fake and gay
True femanon here

rolled

rollingu shimasu

If only there was a way to tell.
Some set of rules that would eliminate this confusion?!

If only....

reroll

Thread will 404 before someone gets trips. You should just play along and be a good girl. Make a request for playing along

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quads counts too right op?

rollerino

rollin for snatch

Winnar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll try looking for different types of girls in different types of places, although it will be admittedly hard, as all i know about picking up girls comes straight from the book of thots, I'll have to learn on how to get decent girls thanks ma

hell yea!
post the puss op

Quads ftw

Winfuckinrar pull that pussy out and give us a show

Snatch...

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except there isn't one we've been bamboozled folks

Got herrr

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Roll

Agreed

Jeje

>“girl”

Wew lad

Just don't be a fucking dick and you're golden, my man

Good luck, and don't off yourself

I said trips fags, no quads

say it ain't so!
I trust op to show her cute puss

Hahaha

abort thread

rol

You won't deliver

you're not op.
and quads contain trips newfag

Satanic quads gets it all

Femanon here.

Roll Quints and I’ll show my Vag

I bet your cock is nice and smooth...and tasty.

Nice quads

oh sure you betcha will

she didn't lie :c
don't tell me she lied :c

Quints is too high a price for that. Drivers license uncensored, for quints would be fair.

She lied

Too bad she didn't deliver

can't deny Satan quads

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AND THIS IS WHY WE “Tits or GTFO” people

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user speaks the truth

I'm satisfied. How about going out with me OP?

rolling....

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>805797210

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lol that redhead is a mega hottie. She strips at a club in Indiana.

yea, sure, of course, why not

well i guess we can move to the next thread, thanks for playing along OP, 'twas fun watching the commotion.

Now I’m bored but here’s my pornhub name: ashleygetsfucked

would blow my load deep in you tbh
that's a nice pussy holyshit

Ooh nice. Things got a little too heated so you are taking the safe route? Neck yourzelf slut.

Put something in it

>yea, sure, of course, why not
Post picture to show that's really OP that replied. What state do you live in?

any chance of a picture of those lips spread open?

Will Twitch ban Alinity?

shaved maybe

post butt

or sharpie in pooper

how bout spreading them lips for the quints

nah she makes them too much $$$, there is 0% chance for a ban.

Apparently 3 isn't a part of 4

I'm dying lol

spread that puss

Heres mine just cuz.

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You know the rules

Gross

Sharpie in pooper dub

Nah just bored and kinda horny

cut dicks are sad and pathetic looking

Close

i see your youtube account and i've already traced your IP. get your wallet ready if you don't want your parents to see this

Lol alright

It’s a dude

Wax that thing

>hackerman

virgiiiin

jk i'm beta and couldn't hurt a fly

XD ya got a chuckle,

Sharpie in pooper

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Open puss puss please

(she)

You’re cute Op

Ever considered selling pics/vids on kik for $$?

HMU
Kik is trash_talkerx

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Open the flaps

Incel

wooo trips mean spread the pussy

when did incel even become an insult? i just have always assumed everyone on the internet is an incel. I know it's not correct, but it's just my assumption so that i don't get bent out of shape when someone says some incel shit

Dubs for more puss

like owning a kik you pedo incel

Sharpie in pooper

why do you think i'm the same person you replied to?

999 is satan trips upside down. cant say no

Because he doesn’t know how Yea Forums works

Like a week ago lol i just like the riiiing to it.

If someone rules singles, I'll take a shot

I stand corrected, femanon did deliver! Nice vag!

already had satans quads

hoping op shows more, i would totally abduct her strictly for medical research purposes of course.