These are fun

These are fun.

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my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

I... I think I'm Jewish... I haven't told my parents but... But for some reason, I feel like I can trust you the most user-san

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I think horses are sexy

Ain't no shame in that.

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My older brother and our next door neighbor molested me when I was a kid. They made me suck their dicks, and "sword fight" with them. They were about 5 years older than me at the time.

I want to fuck my gf's sister. I've "accidentally" sent her dick pics twice, but she pretends like nothing happens. She hasn't told my gf, but nothing has come of it either.

>My cousin was on The Price Is Right 8 years ago
>Got to be a big shot
>Got to meet Drew Carey
>INSANELY JEALOUS
>This summer we all visited his Mom and Dad
>My aunt (the mother of said cousin) wanted to show cousin's fiance THE TAPE
>(Well, DVD actually. I never asked if they burnt it from the TV or the program gave them a copy or what)
>Anyway, I have to suffer through the ordeal of watching this guy on TV, "aw shucks" attitude, everyone fawning over him
>Even my girlfriend thinks he's funny and charming on that show
>He KNEW I wanted to be on Price is Right and DIDN'T put in a good word for me!
>That night I raged out and broke smashed his back windshield
>He freaked out this morning and everyone was upset. I tried not to smirk.
>My uncle said that their neighbor has a security camera he put in to see what dog/raccoon was digging up his garden
>They're going to ask him to look at his footage

Should I be worried? He couldn't have gotten a good look at me. And who even films their garden at night?

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Sometimes I bump threads

i think these threads are fucking gay retard

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Thanks for bumping it!

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You don't get on the Price is Right via Referral. You have to get out of your basement and get in line to be considered. It's your own fault you weren't there.

Also that camera probably has night vision and is made to record at night. You're fucked.

I like to tease guys on camera. Some of you probably fapped to me. No, I won't post my pic. I want to keep doing it.
I do it topless a lot. My face is really pretty but more attention is put on my tits.
Here's the thing. I'm straight and I'm a guy. I was just born with a hormone "defect" that made me develop as a girl in all ways except for my crotch. I'm probably one of 6 guys on the planet that dated lesbians. I mean, disgusted with guys lesbians.
I don't camwhore for wankers because I find it hot. I just get really amused by the idea that guys don't know they are fapping to a guy.

YOU are the one who is a gay retard!

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Damn. Do you know from experience? He told me something similar back in the day, but I thought he was just being a prick because he didn't want to use his network connections to help me.

Reason number 278 that I no longer masturbate.

So what do those man-hating lesbians you date do when the pants come down and Mr. Winky comes out?

I let them know from the beginning I'm a guy. The ones that actually got past that moment called me "a chick with a dick."

Post tits you faggot

whats the name of your condition? got interested

Then why do they bother with you? If you have a penis, which they loathe, wouldn't they just see you as a feminine guy with man-boobs they don't want to touch? Do they actually let you penetrate their vaginas with your penis?

See the 3rd sentence:It's a rare form of being a hermaphrodite.

Work at summer camp and fuck girls continued from last thread

They see me as a woman with a built-in strap-on. And yes, we have penetrating sex. I am usually left for a woman after a while.

This might be bad for your ego, but they don't sound like actual full-on lesbians.

Can you post a pic of yourself (with face blurred)? I am really curious. Do you look entirely like a girl?

No such thing as full-on anything.
If you fap to camwhores, you might recognize me from that. I don't want to be outed. Want me to post someone who looks similar to me? I know it's not the same.

I've showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times

You fucking faggot then get the fuck out

You again?

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i am sexually attracted to my sister and she’s visiting me in a month so i bought a hidden cam to see her nude when she gets here

sometimes i just want to kill someone or something. i have good self control so i know i will never fall to this urge but i can't deny it's in me.

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Yes. You again?

Have you considered dating bisexuals? It might be more stable.

And gonna have to call BS if you can't even show a random pair of mantits on an obscure thread, face blurred or cropped, because you somehow think everyone of your potential wankers across the world may somehow find out. Nice LARP.

Yes, old perv. How should we play this?

I'm dating a bisexual now.
And I was recognized by my boobs before. I have some distinctive features.

What percentage of girls 12 and up are not virgins, based on your experience?

always wanted to do this myself to be honest

good luck fellow degen

does your dick have a normal appearance and/or size?

What, nipples? Scars? Tattoo of Howard the Duck? Nobody believes that you'll lose all (or any business) because you post a photo of boobs in one obscure thread in a sea of threads on Yea Forums that won't even be up in an hour.

We meet again. And I contemplate your motives with these constant 9-year-old in the shower stories.

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I'm down for whatever. I've been up for 23 hours I dgaf.

Looks normal but smaller than average. My estrogen-testosterone mix was an issue there too.
Scars, light ones. Some insecure people like to attack "freaks", especially if they find out the woman they were checking out is a guy.

No, it's small (micropenis), and my balls are useless. I'm infertile and I can't get it up most of the time. Most of the "penetration" I talk about is with my finger or an actual strap on. But it IS a dick.

...

Go to bed faggot

No motive, just nothing else to share

I'd like it if you would assure me that it's just a stupid gag and you have no intention of harming an actual child.

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Does she arouse you?

>Valentine's Day 2018.
>Find out one-i-tis has a secret boyfriend (long story)
>Fall into a deep depression.
>Open up Grindr for an ego boost.
>Decent looking italian guy messages me, and he tries to talk me into hooking up.
>I tell him I'm just there for the ego boost.
>He insists.
>I delete app.
>Hours pass and I'm bored.
>I download the app and he messages me again.
>We started talking, and he tells me that I am not the first straight guy he has done stuff to do. That nobody has to find out.
>I find myself telling him to go to the restroom on a lonely building on campus.
> I am frozen.
>I go into the restroom and he's already there waiting for me. Our eyes lock and my head starts swelling.
>He smiles and motions me to the handicap stall.
>I take an eternity to begin moving, feel like running out but I would feel awkward to do so.
>I feel like I'm going to pass out. I am not in the stall and he sees that I'm motionless.
>Goes for the belt buckle and starts removing my underwear and jeans.
>As my underwear goes down my legs, I feel so vulnerable.
>His mouth begins blowing me with precision and experience.
>This feels good, but I still can't believe I'm doing it.
>Start thinking of all the people I know and what they would think.
>He starts raising my shirt with his palm, and starts kissing my stomach and chest.
>"Wtf is going on"
>I suddenly feel his hands squeeze my ass.
>My penis begins feeling warm.
"Your ass was meant for fucking, user" he says.
>He gets naked as I'm trying to not explode all over myself.
>I turn around and I can feel his head rubbing on my ass, playing around with my emotions.
>He grabbed my sides and I shuddered.
>He began to position myself, and I suddenly felt his hands reach for my shirt and began to remove it.
>What followed was initial pain and discomfort only for it to be replaced with grunts from him and a surreal feeling on my part.
>I still have fear approaching women. Never did it again.

Stop being gay

I have no intention of harming any children.

Not really, I'll admit she is very cute though

What if it's not a gag but a fantasy? Everyone has fantasies of prepubescent children, right?

Huh. So you got raped by a gay Italian man from Grindr, but ended up liking it?

I’ve had sex with 5 women that were my sisters friend. I was 18-21 and they all were 13-16. The only preteens I’ve ever wanted to fuck and cum inside, and I did. 5 initiated it and the last one I groomed. I don’t feel bad at all minus the one who was my friends sister... and I feel bad because she was going through a rough time in life and I took advantage of her drunkenness.

1 in 4 rape victims climax during the rape. That's one of the biggest causes of them not reporting it. They think they were somehow responsible for the rape.

>13-16
>preteens
Mongoloid

If it doesn't arouse you, what are you talking about? This is not sexual? Have you thought about focusing on adult women?

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His intention is to fuel the fantasies of pedos and give them fap-fuel

I hit another guy's car while backing up. I don't have insurance and I can't afford the damages. I'm hoping the judge will find some other way for me to make restitution, like I have to be his butler or something.

I may be, I guess I should of used the term adolescence

Don't worry, it means you're "judgement proof". You probably won't have to give anything if you're really that poor

that’s a wild idea, you should pitch it as a show to NBC

im out of shape, have no discipline, and suck with women. I often try to work out, but my own depression derails my momentum.

i have squandered opportunities with many due to not bing direct enough to overcome objections.

as a result, i often consider just opening up a Grindr and getting off through a blowjob. It won't fill the emotional void, but it'll get me off.

...then there is my fear of regret.

And how long have you been showering with this fictional child? You've been posting this same crap in every one of these threads for quite some time, huh?

What do u think I should be taking about? I dk what you're getting mad about..

Huh, didn't know that. Why though? Is it a psychological thing or something?

Orgasms aren't always from desire. They are often just physically triggered. In the other directions, some people who are really into the sex have trouble to never achieving orgasm.

I don't think I was raped.

I wouldn't get fucked in the ass right now or ever again, but I could have stopped things left.

I made a bad decision is all. Still think about it to this day, as I was filled with extreme regret afterwards.

My bestfriend met his wife at a party years ago. What the secret is that me and another friend of ours took her home that night and fucked her six ways from Sunday that night. He doesn't know. To this day I always fuck with her saying I'm gonna tell him, her face gets red and hits me in the gut.

You committed an abomination.

There's a world of ideas out there, friend. These threads can be fun, funny, and insightful if we can at least maintain there's the illusion of plausibility. To invite discussion. But if you spend months (years?) posting this same unimaginative sentence about showering with a 9-year-old on thread after thread...it gets boring yes? It's not funny, it's not provocative, it's not good pasta. Flex your creativity. Use your mind.

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Married for over a decade. I have two mistresses. Both are in love with one another. Both are bisexual. I love putting a Feeldoe in one of them, and fucking her ass to grind her feeldoe into the other. I'm hoping they get married soon so I can officiate the ceremony between them. Yes yes I know "the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood." That is why I feel comfortable posting this, is I know that literally none of you fuckers will believe me. I am literally living every man's dream. This is the first and last time I will ever write about it, because the one thing that has kept this whole mfff thing going, is the fact that I love them and never treat them as fucktoys irl. I am also not pretending there have not been costs to my choices. But at the end of the day, my life is fucking awesome and I really need to remember that

I showered with an 8 year old

So when I get the attention of a hottie on Omegle and she happily goes topless, I will now suspect I am making a dude that looks like a lady giggle. Thanks for killing my future boners.

I love my son more than I ever could my daughter. :(

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I'm sorry my life experiences are boring to you. Not. Get over it.

I cut a glory hole in the stall of the women's room at a local truck stop. I went back this past weekend and sat by the hole for 20 minutes so I could get off, but no women came in.

I used to post nudes on tumblr before it got sfw. I was 14-15 lel

Watching meteor shower

It's not a life experience, because you made it up, and it is boring. It's a stale sentence without any detail or context that stays the same. There's no story to it, no titillation. You'd think after all this time you'd think of some embellishment. Say that it's your niece who you abducted. Or you rear-ended a guy but didn't have insurance so the judge ordered you to babysit his 9-year-old. It's like, what's your game plan. Copy and paste the same sentence in every thread, hoping some fellow perv asks for a green text, and then not follow-up?

Write something else.

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Now we're talkin

I have fantasized often about raping, torturing and eventually killing my wife's best friend.

It gives me the best faps.

How would you do it though, user?

Tl;dr

I keep having thoughts about tourturing small animals. I’ve killed a few lizards when i was little but thats it. These thoughts won’t leave my mind

I wouldn't. It's just a fantasy. I can't even kill a housefly without crying, or get near her without sweating bullets. No way I could actually touch her.

My father wants me to stay as a cardinal, but I have always dreamed of being apart of the papal guard. Instead he gives that role to my younger brother, and his second son. For some reason he thinks I am better suited as a cardinal, when my younger brother hasn't a clue about military tactics.

Seek help before you harm bigger animals or people.

>I can't even kill a housefly without crying
Pussy

Cesare Borgia is that you?

When I was about 5, I would see the ice-skaters on television and pray to God he would send me one so I could step on their feet and make them scream. I guess that was a turn on for me at the time or something. I now have a foot fetish. I don't want to cause pain anymore, though. I just want to make love and make a woman scream in other ways.

I am not well, I need counseling.

I am in love with one of my married coworkers, and the existence of her husband is an insult that I have received thousands of times throughout my lifetime.
I don't mean to phrase it as a veiled threat, because it's not. I wish she would decide to come with me far away, a place where her precious lover won't ruin her with such mediocrity.He may have been born to wealth, but all men will suffer the same fate in the end, including me.

I dated a handicap chick for a while. We got along fine. I even bought her a new wheelchair. Then she dumped me. Called me a hipster doofus. Now I fantasy about stealing that chair back.

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I always found my methodology to be pretty detailed.

She's strapped to a custom built table that keeps her legs spread apart. I ask her questions. Nothing really making any sense. Just random questions. Any answer that she gives that I don't like. She gets cut. Nothing that would kill her, just painful surface wounds, done with a sterile scalpel. If she doesn't get 5 "wrong" answers in a questioning session, I bind and treat her wounds, and allow her some food and water. If she gets 5 "wrong" answers, she gets raped.

The idea being to keep it going long enough that she starts to believe the rape is her own fault, and she starts to break down psychologically. It would have to be a secret room somewhere or like a fallout shelter where no one could hear her scream. She's feisty, she'd probably snarl and scream for at least a week before I'd be able to break her. But once she's broken... oh it would be so sweet to see the haughty bitch begging not to be cut, or raped.

The thought of the sound of the scalpel slicing her flesh makes me tingle all over.

Too nervous to talk about it with other people. I doubt I would ever hurt larger animals or people. I’ve had intrusive thoughts about murder and some thoughts about tourture and cannibalism, but I don’t think I could ever actually do that

I used to be fuck buddies with an end-of-life cancer patient. We screwed every night. She didn't want to die as an asexual lump. The last time we had sex, she died during it.
What's the secret? I was near climax, so I finished before calling 911.
That was the most awkward meeting with EMS and the cops ever.

I fuck my roommates sister

That's beautiful. user, will you invite me when this comes to pass?

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I roommates my sister fuck.

It's okay. I think about that shit all the time and methodically. I know almost none of it is worth it. The only thing I might follow through with is beating some asshole to death with a tire iron or making him eat his own functioning organs. Maybe connect his intestines to his mouth and make him swallow his own waste for hours before slowly dying.

Just pull a human centipede, easy.

No, I just want the one fucker to suffer.

I've masturbated to Severus Snape for a while and I don't plan to stop

Do you imagine adding the semen to the potions?

i haven't seen the woman i love in 5 years.

sometimes i wonder if the virgin rumors are true, or if someone has secretly had her in college.

it both arouses and angers me.

My family is obsessed with getting me help for my mental health but frankly id rather stay numb and logical and kill myself when i'm bored

He is pretty hot ngl

raped a girl who sees my gf and and me everyday when we get coffee. My gf thinks we dated, so its always awkward.

don't do it. you'll just dig a deeper hole.
find a way to fight past the depression and make it work. maybe there is a motivational app that sends you messages several times per day? or stockpile motivational memes?

I'm not a dude, but that sounds hot. Maybe Harry's cum~

I had sex with my highschool psychology professor for most of my senior year

Throw in Draco while you're add it. Maybe Draco gave him a rub down if you know what I mean.

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also she was 15/16 and I was 21. 27 now.

those have genuinely never worked for me.

maybe i'll try some arnie schwarznegger tapes, but the urge to get off is greatly appealing.

I want someone to rape a girl I have a crush on and send me the video of it.

oh no, god I hate Draco. I prefer to imagine Snape as a Harry's personal cockslut

i’m secretly a zoophilie

I regret turning my gf into a webslut. Posted her pics for a few months on here & now she’s on multiple albums on every big porn site, & has her pics shared on twitter. Most don’t show face, but I’m guessing it’s only a matter of time before she gets recognized.

you can get help anonymously. call a suicide hotline and have them refer you.
do you have health insurance? find a therapist. if you haven't done anything they don't report you for having bad thoughts. if you admit to anything illegal they will have to.

EMS: "Why is she oozing cum?"
You: "We... I... er... you see..."

I'm afraid of my student loan payments defaulting. I'm poor, I can't do physical work, and that's all I am able to do currently.

I'm the sole caretaker for my dying, disabled mother and she is on disability. What bills she can't pay I have to pay, and I only get a certain number of hours a week. I physically cannot exceed a certain number without suffering extreme physical stress or illness. I am not clinically disabled myself though I have limitations. I am trying to put my degree to use, but the market is not lucrative, nor do I really know how to use online resources to find a job. Indeed goes nowhere, and I've exhausted what resources I do have.

80% of my paychecks go towards bills, and I have to find more money in order to keep a program my mother's insurance won't pay for. I have about 50 bucks a month to myself at the end of my monthly budget. How the fuck am I supposed to pay some fucking loan from when I was just a dumb fucking kid, being told to "go to college because college is important?"

I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life, and I accumulated debt. When I DID find out what I want to do, I ended up paying for that degree out of my pocket 100%. I'm proud of that, but I'm terrified that defaulting on this loan is going to kill me or my mother, or make us homeless.

I don't know what to do, and I don't know what helpful resources are available to me. Any google search brings up the loan main sites and their FAQ on how to pay back. My life is good besides this looming threat.

Two hotlines hung up on me when I called while I was cutting and about to kill myself, I don’t trust them anymore

I drove away my gf by asking for a break while I dealt with some depressive episodes. Of course, I did not tell her the extent and told her that I needed to recharge my batteries.

She seemed sad, and asked to let her help me, but I declined as I genuinely needed to find my purpose.

We were apart for 3 months, and then her and I later got back together. Through some detective work, I found out that some mutual friends introduced her to a guy and he made her his pretty quickly.

She knows I know, but I told her that I don't mind. Inside, it feels like the biggest betrayal on my existence.

indirectly got cucked once during a 3some and came super quick

i know the feels. don't think i would ever go that far to get off tho. just jack it to weird shit on /b.
probably try to find some help though. it sucks to suffer.

I'm indirectly responsible for the deaths of three different people.

>Find my dads porn when really young and nearly do something to my brother
>When 8 kid on my street few years older makes me play weird game i dont understand...
>Be 15, realise bi
>Have teenage angsty gay sex with dude from school.
>be 18, get raped when drunk as fuck
>Be 28 Life is completely fucked beyond recognition, life is a carcrash of sexual adventure and misadventure.

This may help you cope. Visit the Fluffybooru.

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yeah, at least it's comforting knowing that I have the power to change.

having a reliable source of release that exceeds poor Yea Forums broads is sometimes appealing, then disgusting to me.

How didn't everyone find out?

Hah, fluffies are funny to me. I used to draw something similar to them when i was 11-12. I’ll definitely check them out more

Let me tell you about doors

Story?

Am 33 and Offered my cousin (37 married two kids) £1000 to see her naked on a night out. After a bit of convincing she agreed. Went back to mine. She only went down to her panties. I asked if I could week off she said yes. Then offered her another £1000 for a bow job. After some hesitation and haggling she agreed on a hand job/titwank. Came on her tits. The awkwardness of her smile was such a turn on. Have not spoken in 7 months.

This is the best economy that you will ever see in your lifetime. There are more jobs available now than qualified applicants by a mile and it's a job seekers market. In January I jumped to a competitor that doubled my pay. If you can't find a job now or lack the skills to even investigate how to find one you wasted a lot of money in college. Degrees in bullshit liberal arts majors are a dime a dozen, it's what you do in the real world that will distinguish yourself.

>I physically cannot exceed a certain number without suffering extreme physical stress or illness.

Get used to poverty then. No one wants to work. We don't put in the hours because it's what we want to do, we do it because we have to. Everyone has to work so you find something that pays you the most that you can tolerate. I live for the times I'm not at work.

M'okay, you are expressing your emotion, and that is not innacurrate nor wrong. Regarding the CAUSE of those emotions though... You could just get over it. It's only nudity, user. In a worst case scenario, her identity gets learned by every adult human on the planet. Then what? Is that really bad?

I always see these threads and at this point im just going to confess everything i hold in. Fuck it

1) I attempted suicide when i was 12 because i thought that the bullying in my life would never end. (I was the fat kid) I only stopped because i put my dads ipod earphones in and What its like by Everlast was playing and i realized that i didnt have it that bad.Threw up all the pills and was sick for days but i pulled through

2) im super conservative but i find that the best way to label my sexuality is pansexual. it makes me self concious because for so long i thought that i was a freak and unnatural but at this point i have just accepted that its the way my brain works.I have only told a couple people who are my libtard friends

3)I lost my virginity to another guy that i met on reddit. I don't really have any regrets. the sex wasn't good, and i didn't even cum

4) I held a long distance relationship with a trans-woman for approximately 6 months while i was in high school before she killed herself because we could not be together. I would be disowned by my parents and i need them for co-signatures on my student loans. I told her that we could just wait until after college but she said she couldnt take it anymore
I still think about her every single day. God dammit I fucking miss her. I found the one other person who thinks like me on this earth and we were destined for tragedy
4.5) I was going to commit suicide myself after i found out about her from one of her friends, but i was calling friends one last time and one of them talked me out of it unintentionally because they were drunk and they told me how much they care about me and are glad that i am in their life

5) I often times feel like Yea Forums is the only place that i can really be myself and sperg out without holding back. as much as this community is truly degenerate i love each and every single one of you with all of my heart. im crying while writing this because i cant imagine not having you fuckers

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Fucked this passed out girl on langs beach Whangarei at a party. Pic related.

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story?

Is "hipster doofus" an accurate term to describe you?

No.

haven't had sex in almost 10 years. feel like a born again wizard. almost exclusively attracted to teens/twentysomethings.
i fap to the thought of fucking my roommate while she is passed out. she drinks a lot and does that sometimes.
god, i hope i never stoop so low. but i do want to fuck again. badly.

Have posted several times in these. Had a sexual relationship with my Aunt (father's sister) for the best part of a year few years ago. Pic related me and her.

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Bruh... I know the feels.

How was it?

my father used to molest me and my sister for years, messed us both up.

the secret is that I still talk to him, pretty sure it was the antidepressants but I eventually stopped giving a shit/being angry at him. my sister would kill me if she knew.

We're happy to have you here too, faggot.

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this is exactly the type of empty, useless response I expected coming in here. No help, just anecdotal shit. No mention of my degree being liberal arts bullshit.

Soulless Trump voter detected

Amazing. Best fucking blow jobs ever. Started in Portugal on a family holiday. We both stayed out after dinner drinking gin. She got quite touchy feely. So I returned the favour. Then she just slammed me up against a wall outside the bar and started kissing me in front of everyone in the street, who obviously didn't know we were related which was weirdly hot. Then went somewhere quite where she sucked be off.

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High five.

Kiwi here. I'm pretty sure that's my partners yoga instructor. Isn't she a doctor?

>im out of shape, have no discipline, and suck with women. I often try to work out, but my own depression derails my momentum.
fuck are you me

Thanks. She broke it off when we got to relaxed and almost got caught by my dad. Video of her doing some exercise thing. m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgUPzvxltdc

Then why aren't you using it? Are you so unable to help yourself that you've resorted to posting here for pity?

I'm not here to help you but damn I'd expect someone that is educated to understand networking, google, job fairs, or get off their ass and actually have a plan for what they wanted to do post college.

Legit question - Did you think that as soon as you graduated companies would be contacting you?

Not my secret but I read there was a guy who used to get up at 5am and shit on his neighbours cars. One poop per car, don't know if he got caught.

>Not my secret
Great.

WTF? Details of what/how it happened and why she did not call the cops on you? And do you have Kik?

What's your Kik? Or Kik me at LittleHooptie and send me a picture of her. I have some thoughts on this situation.

My gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy

More pics? She's sexy as fuck. If you have Kik, let me know or Kik me at LittleHooptie as I'd like to jack my fat cock off to your story and more pics of that girl.

The bullshit liberal arts degree comment isn't political. I haven't voted in almost 15 years but if valuing work ethic makes me Trump supporter in your mind then so be it. That says a lot about how you see the world really.

My degree is worthless from a practical point of view too I use nothing that directly learned in a classroom, but it's the real world specialized experience that gets me paid. The degree just means you can finish something that you start and check a prerequisite box, it's not a golden ticket.

Back in highschool my guidance counselor used to say that many of us would be working future jobs that haven't even been invented yet. I laughed but today, that's what I do.

The people that went to school for a field that is in demand, like a med tech, respiratory therapist, programming, RN, etc, they had a solid plan and a great career. Those are evergreen jobs regardless of the economy.

The best advice anyone can give you is - don't go to school for what you think you want to do, go to school for the job that you can tolerate, has placement potential, and will make you the most money.

I've been searching for work, and I've been seeking help with whatever networking is available to me (see the whole "I've exhausted my resources" part of my post. There are no jobs available in my local area, and I do not know WHAT sites are available to search for jobs in my field besides Indeed, and Indeed is empty.

Well, at least you are not choking on her pubes anymore.

>send me a picture of her

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What is your field?

She was wasted and doesnt remember I'm sure. I came in her, cleaned her good so she wouldnt notice, and prayed she didnt get pregnant. It was in my car, back seat. And shes only awkward around us because I degraded her and made her do shit a 16 year old shouldnt do, and she probably looks back on it like wtf. Oh and youd never think that of me looking at me, good looking white alpha male.

No kik

First off, prioritize. If you're on the verge of being homeless and your mother is dying, who gives a fuck about your credit, or anything relatively insignificant like that? Stop paying on you student loan payment and use the money on more-important things. Also, call about your student loan and explain your situation and see if you can get your minimum payment lowered or, possibly, get a break from having to pay it for a few months. They surely realize that some people are struggling mightily and have more-important needs and responsibilities than a student loan payment, FYI, I destroyed my credit about 25 years ago, and while I regret it and wish I had good credit, I sure as fuck don't care about bills/payments that might affect my credit score, compared to things like rent, the electric bill, the water bill, having gas in my vehicle and food to eat.

Also, go check out the Personal Finance subreddit on Reddit and post on there and ask for information and advice. I mostly just read other people's posts on there, but there seems to be a lot of legitimately helpful information being shared on their by people who have life experience and knowledge about such things.

Good luck, my homie! I know what the struggle is like; have been going through it for over two decades now!

P.S. While it might not help much (hopefully, it helps at least a little, though), try to remember things could always get/be worse, and be grateful that they are not worse than they already are.

legal assistant/paralegal

Pic is her btw

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First off, use U.S. Currency amounts when posting about money. Second, do you have Kik? If so, Kik me at LittleHooptie and show me a picture of your cousin. I am curious what she looks like and I probably want to jack my fat cock off to her. Hit me up on Kik now, if you're still on here. I have some questions for you.

The other comment is false not be. Yeah she was wasted, was a surf/diving after party. All camping on the beach. She was crashed out as was her boyfriend somewhere. I just hiked her dress up took her panties down and fucked her missionary. Didn't cum in her came on her tits and wiped it up with her panties which I stole.

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I fell in love with a girl I have been talking to for about a week and even though she doesn't say it I think she feels the same. We have talked every day, for most of the day, for the past week. I am going to drive to her in a few days, she lives like 4 hours away, and get a hotel with her. I am incredibly happy and just wanted to share, I went from a robot to being in love within like an hour of talking to her.

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If you live in the middle of nowhere then you should have assumed that you had to move for work, right? I mean I guess they didn't cover that in your online course.

Let's think this through, lawyers are going to be concentrated where the courts are. That means big cities for Federal/State and the county seat for local courts.

Did no one explain this to you?

Pics taken from her fb

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WTF? I'm confused.

Almost had the same experience.
P much got rejected went on grindr and got a bj and also gave one.
It's p nice to do from time to time.
Gonna meet a dude tonight that's going to fuck me too.
Don't care at this point if i'm Bi or Hetero it's just nice to not fapp and letting someone do it for you.
And woman are a pain in the ass.

Sorry read wrong comment which I thought was replying to mine.

Come here for nudes!
Hot femaless and trapss

discord gg/mS2htje

You can clearly see who the original poster is by the girl. And that's me

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you can spare me the insulting tone, I'm fully aware of the location of courts and lawyers being based around that.

For the third time I will spell it out:
I. DO. NOT. KNOW. HOW. TO. JOB. SEARCH. ONLINE.

Online seems like the most successful option in this day and age and just knowing what websites exist that help with job searching. That alone would help immensely. I have tried googling "job search online" and nothing but cancer comes up. Bullshit ads and Yelp-like garbage sites. I don't know if Monster is still relevant at all, seems antiquated, but for all the help I've gotten, I suppose I have nothing better to do than try.

When I was in my early 20s, I tracked down my birth mother in an attempt to reconnect with her. I haven't had any contact with her since I was a pre-teen. I moved to the neighborhood near where she worked.
When I did find her, she was a bartender... and she was a hot ginger MILF. So, instead, I got a job at that bar... torn between being a pervert or outing myself as her kid. I used a fake identity,
She went through a bad break-up a month before that. So, I happily became her rebound guy.
After having a great sexual relationship for about a year, I told her my life story. That's when we discovered I was her child (I already knew).
She dumped me but she still bootie calls me when we she gets drunk and has a shame-cry after we are done.

kek

I almost took advantage of my niece with Down syndrome. Ultimately did not because I realized what I was doing before anything rash occurred.

Monster, Brass Ring, and Indeed

Those are the big three job websites in North America right now. All 3 are free to use (the employers pay to list their positions). Just follow the directions on each site. Take you time and maybe apply for three or four jobs on one site each day. If you can figure out Yea Forums, you can figure out these. Then look up the job board your local municipal government, because you could use the benefits right now.

Now I'm pretty sure you are just trolling me. Well played. No one would believe a paralegal who's job is to search and independently research complex cases and prepare them wouldn't even have the initiative to spend more than 30 seconds searching online for something as important as a job.

Good one.

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Thank you, I appreciate your sincere help. I did not know about Brass Ring.

Get some help ya cunt, it's good for you

Claimer ??

Had a video of my IT teacher snorting coke or something. Blackmailed her to show me her tits which worked. The handjob I asked for was refused, expelled and arrested. Family moved away then

Do you have a big dick? Was her pussy tight? Have you fucked/fucked around with her again? Do you still keep in touch with her? Do you think she suspects anything?

Your not alone.. I almost have the same deal

About 6" was reasonably tight. I don't know if she suspects anything doubt it. One of the other people who commented are right she's a doctor/yoga instructor. I see her now and again. We ain't massively close. And no I ain't done anything with her again. Would if the opportunity came about tho. I'm a little overweight and ain't the best looking guy in the world

So something recent, I love filming videos and teasing gugs from local sites on KIK, and I sent an uncut video instead of an edited by mistake.
It a 3min video of me stripping, dancing and shaking my ass with a few takes and you can see my face and everything.
Now he is threatening to put it on every local site if I don'y go live and listen to him. Im fucked

I used to have a Tumblr full of reblogged and hundreds of submitted nudes. LOADS of the girls who regularly sent me shit to post were 13-15

I was probably one of them lol

Im a paranoid schizophrenic that refuses to get help for fear of being forced into a straight jacket and locked in a padded room

It's not like GBP is some mysterious third world currency you fucking bellend

So he's blackmailing you or else he'll post your dance video... Just laugh in his face. He's got no leverage, and he knows it. Even if he did follow through, he would be exposing himself to blackmail charges (which are felonies in most places) and anti-revenge porn laws. And what would you lose in the process? Nothing even close to what he might lose.

There's only one way to find out.... kik?

Post pics when you do Yea Forumsro

Trips has spoken

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That's true, I can only give him more dirt. Although he probably has like 30 vids without my face but its obviously me if you watch the one with..
Problem is I live in a small third world homophobic country, and he knows it... anti revenge porn law.. if that exists here Ill be very sirprised lol..
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Use to score drugs from this girl's bf. Turned up one night at a party and she was in a k-hole spark out while a couple guys were fucking her, I took sloppy thirds.

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Post your favorite non-nude from that collection. Then we'll decide of we believe you or not.

Who uses kik in 2019 >:)

Projared?

Oldfag here, what the hell is a k-hole spark fest?

pedos. but you knew that already.

When you take too much ketamin

I found my older sister's sex toy collection and for years would borrow them whenever I was home alone for long enough. She still has no idea I've even seen them.

Eh, back in my days of being a tumblr thot I didn’t really message anyone on kik. The most I ever had was a Snapchat specifically for lewd shit

Half of Yea Forums apparently

sure. because you weren't a pedo.

Most kik users are normalfags

took advantage of my passed out sister

Weren’t? Past tense?

I am only working from information about their past fuckups, not the present.
they may be an affront to god still but who knows

Really want to get hold of roofies but to scared to ask people/drug dealers as everyone knows what they are used for

In English the past tense is used of a past state even if that is also the present state

>everyone knows what they are used for
Gays use them knowingly willingly and recreationally

I know a girl who almost certainly was raped and she's oblivious. Passed out in college coed shower after getting shit faced. Woke up hungover with a sore pussy. She still thinks she's a virgin.

Okay, that makes more sense.

Cute chick, if your bf let you participate in a train he was running on her, he's probably a cuck or at least they've got an open relationship. You should go back for seconds.

I went out with my freinds gf a couple times and we plan on fucking as soon as he leaves town

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I first went on Yea Forums at 15 and fapped to some pretty depraved shit. I was a kissless virgin up until 20. At 27, I've only been with 5 women. No condoms.

1. I got with a very proportional bbw Latina who was my first everything. Oral, anal, lots of doggystyle and missionary, making out, etc. We dated for 2 years. We didn't work out, but it was great being able to suck on some nice big tits and pound away a nice big ass and use her.

2nd girl i ever got with was when I was 24. It was a super hot Chinese chick. I didn't even really care for Asian women growing up, but this girl was really sexy and immediately I knew we had sexual compatibility. Grabbing her nice plump ass and tongue kissing her is my favorite life moment even to this day. We never fucked; she wanted to but I was too pussy to initiate despite us being super sexual together with how passionate we were. I screwed up our friendship last year and we haven't talked since.

At 25 I fucked girl #3, a super cute, submissive, skinny blonde chick with nice tits and a big ass. For the 2nd girl I've ever fucked she taught me so much. I slapped her, shoved my fingers in her mouth, grabbed her face, called her "bitch", pounded her from behind, facefucked her. We fucked all night and I didn't even know I had that much sexual energy. We had sex a few more times after, last in Feb 2017. 10/10

Girl #4 was also at 25. A Filipina chick with a nice rack. Kissing her was fun and I damn near came in my pants when I started grabbing those tits. Sucking on them was amazing. Fingering her was fun. She ended up being batshit crazy and would tease me endlessly with the possibility of fucking me, only to deny when I'd get reeled in. I eventually got tired of her shit when she got mad at me for dumb shit.

Girl #5 was at 26. 5/10. Knew her since i was 15 but was never into her even remotely. She wanted to fuck when I went to her house. Blowjob was good but she lay there like a starfish and didn't move when we fucked.

I get a rush when a girl I post on /b gets recognized

That gets me hard. Pics or it didn't happen.

Stick your dick in a potato.

When my gf was pregnant, I fucked another woman.
I was pissed when I found that my gf sent ass pics to some fucker.
That made me feel a hell of a lot better. Stupid bitch.

I met up with this women at at motel, fucked her bareback. I really loved the way she craved and salivated over my cock. She sucked my left nut so well, I could not help but moan when she did it. That nut felt very smooth for two weeks. It was fucking great.

Tested myself later, all clean. Other bitch was not pregnant. win/Win/WIN
GF may be out for a bit.. I sometimes think I could fuck that woman again. However, she has not done anything to piss me off so I cannot justify it.

They'll do worse... They will force you to take pills that make you "normal" you and those pills will damage your heart and liver... But hey at least youll seem normal

I would never act on it, but I think underage girls are so fuckin hot. Like 12-15 is perfect. They’re the perfect combo of cute and sexy.

I touch myself reading misogynist comments and anecdotes of anons being assholes to women. I love it

I used to get molested by two of my cousins, it eventually led to blowjobs and getting fucked in the ass

Sure, Why not let me vent my (Definitely real and not fake secrets and desires).
Desires:
Wanted to fuck my mother when she was alive, Permanently blue-balled now with a huge mommy-fetish
Want to be genuinely loved by someone, Or just told that i'm special in some way.
Want to fuck either one of my female cousins, They are younger than me by a bit and have delicious asses.

Secrets:
Groped and made out with my mom when we were on holiday.
Once spycamed my mother and came the biggest load I have ever done (Photo since idiotically deleted).
Specifically "Wrestled" with one of my cousins to touch her up, She didn't mind, infact she enjoyed it.

I am a sexual degenerate and I know it, However due to a lack of love in my life I have been emotionally / sexually crippled and thus any relationship
where someone treats me all cuddly I almost cum in my pants.

was showing a JO buddy nudes of my wife. dude got diamond hard for her. we jerk off. he told me what he'll do to her and how he'll let me watch. he even said he'd make me suck her jussy juice from his cock. we both got so turned on, we jerked each other off and sucked each other's cock.

I was a witness to my stepfather violently raping my sister for more then 13 years.
I would have to watch if I had been bad but got to leave the house if I was good

I became a fucking menace just so I could continue to watch

Fairly sure my uncle drugged and molested me when he took me to the movies. I had some morphine i was holding for an addict friend, fairly sure the morphine i sent him was the stuff he over dosed on. I miss him

Details user

Not much of a secret but i've been posting my ex's nudes on soc so he gets sent dick pics. He hates gays, so I get a chuckle out of it

Like what?
How old we were when it started?
I don't know. I do remember him once taking of her diaper and finding shit. Then he smudged it in her face and proceeded to analy fuck her while yelling at her for making him do that.
He didn't clean up first.
I'm about a year and a half older then her

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Any memorable times? Im assuming you liked to watch

Yeah plenty. When she was around 7 or 8 he started dressing her up. I have a schoolgirl fetish put my from watching her getting railed in a private school uniform.
Sometimes he went a bit far and she started bleeding a lot. But he was a doctor so it was never too bad.

YOu! yes you!! stand still laddie

When I was a preteen I molested my younger male and female cousins. The male twice and the female multiple times since she was a toddler in diapers. Didn't know it was wrong at the time, just knew all the adults acted like sex was bad. She was forced to tell on me one time by a doctor for an unrelated yeast infection. Went through a whole legal ordeal and ended up getting off really lightly. After all that she still let me do it a couple more times and was never mad at me for it. Feel like a dick now bit she gave me a hug and a kiss at her quincenera so I guess she has never hated me for it.

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