I've been looking for a job ever since i turned 18 (august) and literally got only 1 interview, but it was in group...

I've been looking for a job ever since i turned 18 (august) and literally got only 1 interview, but it was in group, why hire me when u have dumber ppl, now im here fkd bc i didnt pass to college, i would literally give succs for money, wtf do i do Yea Forums

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Are you from the US?

Suck dick for cash

With that attitude, it's no wonder why you aren't getting any callbacks.

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its not cause they duummmm, its cause they enthusiastic. maybe e a neet for another year and the next time you go to one of them interviews you will make an impression like YOU REALLY WANT THE JERB

Like it or not, as long as you have a warm asshole you have a source of income.

Join the militry lad

I'm professional, polite and shit on interviews / important stuff

I researched the job and company, did everything they could possible want, still nothing

Give succs for money,obviously

Sell drugs ask for a front on the goods and pay them back with the profit while keeping the extra for yourself

drive the family taco truck

If not join the military, go into the trades. Sign up tp apprentice a plumber or carpenter. You will never regret learning a skill even if it isn't what you end up doing for a living

>ask for front
>they want pictures and addresses of family and schools
>get robbed cause 18 kid fgt
>oh fuck

High risk high reward that's the name of the game always has been

Idk play video games or some shit. You are still just a child.

Go work in a mine or some shit then, im sure they need fresh bodies

Too fat and asthma

Gotta gelp with the bills :/

I wish

Now i have a list of to try things, ty guys

>i would literally give succs for money
There you have it then, OP.

If in UK or EU = true
>Come to Stornoway
>Give CV to fish factory
>Get almost guaranteed job

Pros
>Good honest hard work
>Decent pay
>Easy to get overtime
>Sound senior staff

Cons
>Bit smelly
>High turnover
>Hard to avoid overtime some weeks
>Rural island