Without laughing.
I think I can fuck up a gorilla with bare hands
I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.
Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished.
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Quit talking and do it then pussy. All this talk and no action. This is exactly why your dad left.
LOL fuck off faggot, a gorilla would literally kill you in under a minute
They are incredibly strong and fast. He would eat even your best punch and simply crush you.
please make sure there will be video of this when you decide to do this. i really wanna see what happens to you when you punch a gorilla in the head. i think you'll be dead in less than 20 seconds
I believe you. Harambe stands no chance. Become the gorilla killa and make your name legend.
do it pussy
A Silverback can snap a full-grown mans legs like twigs. You're not coming out on top....
This is probably pasta
But on the off chance OP isn’t a faggot
You have good stats, but the gorilla has weight advantage, SHARP fangs, and greater stamina. You’re better off finding a way to bite its jugular or strangle it to death than you are boxing it to submission.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.
First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.