Sup, 4ch

Sup, 4ch.
Let's launch a satelite. There's one kg to use. What will the epic /b payload be?

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Memz, duh

cumjars

The rest of that ball of string.

Memes like what? Kekistan flag printed on the hull? Just like the cum jars, it will remain unknown and will burn on reentry in vain. I suggest recording or transmitting something. Maybe even hosting. Instead of taking memes, make memes.
String will not be there when it's time to deploy.

The strongest 1kg magnet you can find and hope it passes close enough to a satellite

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Semen. The most logical thing we should be sending into space. It's the only acceptable answer. It may also be the only thing that allows humanity to survive the inevitable apocalypse.

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A computer that automatically shitposts

A 70,000km length of nanofibre rope, so we can climb up afterwards

What are we shitposting? A picture and delta telemetry?

Host a live stream from orbit and have the Shia LaBeouf flag (miniature duh) visible on cam

It can't survive there anyway. Maybe we should create a mystification by making signs, dropping alium artifacts or transmitting alium messages?

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Certainly. Kplly Rodger, Kekistand and Thrid Reich flags too. Maybe we can think of something more provocative though? Is there a way to make the satelite actively defile Allah, for instance?

The music playing on the livestream is the Alvin and the chipmunks ISIS anthem

Pure antimatter. Low earth orbit and detonate above Isreal.

Rolling for this one

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B-but the m-magnet is not going to work.

And then there's that: planetary.org/explore/projects/lightsail-solar-sailing/

2 beers for later

Weed and a lighter

An offshore, VERY offshore, copy of the Ehentai database.

Speaker playing shadilay, or the lyrics on paper.

an usb with all my michael bolton albums

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what an unusual finger box