Ask a Brit your moronic fucking questions

Ask a Brit your moronic fucking questions

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Opinions on Bojo? He's basically a haunted mop.

How should you really drink earl grey? I hear some people drink it with milk and not semen.

He’s a snake

Don’t believe the buffoon act, you don’t get to be an Elton scholar, get a first from Oxford and make tons of cash by being an idiot. The act is just armour.

He has few morals if any and is out for himself. His Cabinet appointments have been terrible, most notably of Priti Patel who should never hold office again.

I hope it all goes horribly wrong for him and he ends up fucked but there is a sizeable proportion of the population who seem to think he’s a lovable fellow when in reality he’s anything but.

I wouldn’t drink Earl Gray at all. It’s like tea which has had a handful of pot pourri added to the pot.

I take my tea in true colonial fashion. Black.

Caught skin cancer yet?

No, sorry, despite riding around the council estate topless pulling wheelies on my mountain bike non-stop

What's the best city in England? One user on /pol/ said it was Norwich

Best biscuit to dunk in tea?

it's always comforting to hear other brits who agree with me. I can't wait for them to fail to deliver brexit and get slaughtered in the general election

what part of England are you from faggot. I bet your some big city fag.

Wells, because its in the South West and its smaller than my town.

In 6 months time the Oxford English Dictionary will be updated.

It will read thusly:

Cunt: Boris Johnson.

ha ha get mad paki. were leaving the eu and none more of your extended family is coming here.

That's only because he is the fastest typist due to his six fingers.

south england is best england

Double Cunt: Jeremy Corbyn

wait. do you have a license to be asked questions?

Chocolate hobknob

You're right, we were leaving, won't happen now. No majority in Parliament, no majority in the country. We'll end up staying.

Learn how to use an apostrophe spastic.

Not from England

Digestive or Hob Nob. Rich Tea are fucking shit.

Not Norwich. Bristol probably.

Triple cunt: Nigel Farage

Do you have a permit to ask me about my licence?

chat shit about my rich tea we'll see what happens fam

there are actually a lot of britfags in this server; you should join

discord..gg/GHdvqw9 ((REMOVE THE EXTRA DOT))

server with no rules. Anything Goes!

loli, gore, nudes, and A LOT of shitposting!

The fact that Corbyn is a bellend too doesn’t make Boris any more of a palatable choice.

>Learn how to use an apostrophe spastic.
i type the way i talk. im not writing a formal document.

do you have the signed requirement, in triplicate, to doubt my legal qualifications?

scotfag or welshie?

why do you think anyone would give a shit

don't they both fuck sheep?

You talk like a spastic too?

It's not about writing a formal document, it's about communicating with other humans and then being able to understand what you're saying.

I guess you stretch the definition of human.

It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Clearly, you're shit.

Quadruple Cunt: Jo Swinson

South Wales

quintuple cunt: that sandnigger who thought he could be prime minister

are chavs still a thing

>it's about communicating with other humans and then being able to understand what you're saying.
if you don't understand what im saying youre the spastic you stupid cunt. also nice reddit spacing. im going to speak how i like online paki.

fair enough.

yeah but they're called roadies now

I'll hit you with a big one now...

Quintuple cunt: Katie Hopkins

brexit when

spacing

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roadmen where im from. i don't think they ever called themselves chavs.

Yes I suppose so

Chav is just a word for scratty youngsters wearing tracksuits who spit on the ground and don’t listen in school. I can’t see them going anywhere soon.

well we can tell that youre a roody poo newfriend withthat attitude

no one really wears trackies now. its just sweatshirts and joggers.

Huh?

Dude come on, you were so close. You used an apostrophe in the right place, and then went straight back to being council estate scum.

Were you bullied school? Or do the letters dance all over the page when you try to concentrate on them? It's never too late to learn if you put your mind to it. They even have tinted glasses now that can help dyslexic spastics make sense of the hard letters....

You can keep rolling out the Paki name but as I'm not a Paki I really couldn't care. FYI Brexit won't stop Pakis coming over, in fact any future trade deal with Paki countries will likely require us to relax immigration requirements, so best get used to eating curry.

sadiq khan the paki londan mayer.

>paki
>eu
Feeling ok there user? I'm glad we're leaving the EU but not for retarded Sun-reading reasons like immigration from countries that aren't even European

Sorry, I’m not really up on tracksuits. I see that the in thing at the moment among the “urban yoof” seems to be green or brown matching sportswear though.

Lol I assumed you meant Sajid Javis

literally the only sandnigger who declared himself a candidate for tory leadership

Could you please fuck off?

Not a politician, idiot.

Yes, and easy lays, most are great cock suckers, the odd ones take it up the wrong un

Still a cunt though, idiot

Yes, and easy lays, most are great cock suckers, the odd ones take it up the wrong un

>Learn how to use an apostrophe spastic
What's an apostrophe spastic? I'd assume you meant to say "an apostrophe, spastic" but clearly a Lord of Grammar such as yourself would never make such a mistake.

that shitskin isn't even a tory

Sandniggers are from the middle east. Pakistan is not in the middle east. Learn to geography.

>WERE YOU BULLIED SCHOOL??!!?!

Sweetcar0line96

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Lol I've got to give you that one, I got carried away.

If you really want me to talk like a britfag I will. I'm not from a council estate my family is decently wealthy.
>Were you bullied school?
I was until I beat those fags up.
>Or do the letters dance all over the page when you try to concentrate on them?
I actually am dyslexic.
I know brexit isn't going to change anything I just felt like pissing someone off. Why do you keep using reddit spacing though? Hit really isn't needed.

I wasn't being serious.

found the shitskin paki

OP here

Any chance we could drop the “sandnigger” and “shitskin” stuff?

I know that most of the Americans on Yea Forums are idiot obsessive racists and Trumptards but that doesn’t mean we have to be too.

So, you are a spastic? I'm not wrong.

Brilliant education you've not had. Parents must be proud or just as thick as shit as you.

im pretty stupid.

no.

>Learn to geography.
Learn to speak English.

I guess I am really. I was getting some off the best grades in the class until I went to secondary. I left that with only four GCSEs.

It depends on your skill level

> (You)
>>Learn to geography.
>Learn to speak English.
You must be new here. I can tell from the reddit spacing,

OP here.

Any chance we can spread our hatred of non-whited more?

I know that most of the Americans on Yea Forums are based and I want to here about how subhuman sandniggers are.

>Any chance we could drop the “sandnigger” and “shitskin” stuff?
It's weird I have never once heard an Englishman say these phrases, it only exists among the faux-American permavirgins who think this place is reality. The true racists of Britain probably don't have enough 20ps in the 'leccy metre to come on Yea Forums

I've fucked 3 paki girls. Well they're 3rd generation Pakistani, so British really. Theyre stunning. The three I had all had in ie pussies too. The best kind.

i literally made fun of a guy for reddit spacing earlier in this thread. youre the one talking like a redditer with funny bad english. ive been here for years faggot.

I assume you were home schooled before secondary then?

me and my friends say that irl faggot. stay mad.
>all racists are uneducated incel who cant afford proper computers.
yeah kys.

Given the fact that I don't know your age, is/was the transition from imperial units to metric system difficult?

No, I just went to a small village primary school and got the help I needed. Teachers from secondary say I was getting low grades because of bullying, even though that stopped after year nine. My friend started off being one of the special needs kids in primary to getting decent grades for GCSEs so I just think its something that happens.

>friends
This is how I know you're lying

It's as easy as driving on the correct side of the road

You and your friends need to drop the edgy teenager act and grow up. Being a racist won’t help you succeed in life, it’ll just mark you out as being an idiot to the people who might otherwise help you get ahead.

im not op but both systems are taught in school. imperial is usually used by blue collar type workers while more posh types will use metric. i personally prefer imperial.

You have to be 18 to post here

That mainly happened in the 1960’s and 70’s before I was in school. UK currency went decimal in 1971.

We use a mixture of imperial and metric in the UK but younger people are more and more relying only on metric (other than miles on the roads) as time goes on.

im not. ive got a full squad. not everyone here is a beta faggot like you.
no. most of my mates have decent things going for them and literally no i know cares about the stuff we say, even my manager.
>Being a racist won’t help you succeed in life
okay. i don't go around announcing i hate mussies.

i am.

most people i know use imperial. it might be a regional thing.

Newcastle

Oh fuck off. With that sob story you should be on Britain's Got Talent.

There's no such thing as dyslexia, you're just thick.

Dude, relax with the grammar NAZI shit, it makes you look like a faggot.

Can you go to jail for trolling on Twitter?

Fuck England. Best place in the UK is Neath, Wales

As a fellow brit.. I am slightly comforted hearing this. We seem to be at a slightly higher level than all the trumpies who got mindraped by cambridge analytica. Touch wood as you said Brexit never happens and he is the last tory prime minister for a long time.

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Good job showing how you're not 14 year old uneducated scum
>FuLL SQuaD
>BeTa
>FaGGoT
>STaY MaD
Bless

Seconded

>There's no such thing as dyslexia
Alright. I never blamed my low grades on that. I was just explaining your question. To be fair though I do personally just think learning difficulties are excuses.

stay mad faggot.
>Bless
plebbit.

What makes Jezza a double cunt?

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For the many, not the Jews

Does anyone know who is on the Strictly Come Dancing sex tape? I've heard a rumour it's some z list black bird I've never heard of. I was hoping for Reilly. But no one has posted it, anywhere. Is it a hoax?

Not just trolling and shitposting, no.

If you make credible threats or persistently harass someone then you might be in trouble or if you keep posting grossly offensive content.

Obviously you meant Swansea but nice try.

Should the TV license fee be abolished or do you like the idea of a state broadcaster telling you how great and loved the UK is around the World, when infact it is, for the most part dirty, over crowded, too expensive with a sub standard education system filled with inbred scummy council estates that should be annihilated?

I went by Neath years ago on the way to that cave place and there used to be a wildlife park by there. Fuck me what a depressing place. Ebbw Vale is a shithole but compared to Neath it's paradise. I also went to Banwen 5 years ago. Like the moon. I don't know how people live there? Anyways, Neath is fucking awful.

I didn’t make that post but I’m no Corbyn fan either. He’s yesterday’s man with a pointlessly stubborn adherence to a rigid Marxist view of the world which sees such internationalist enterprises as the EU and NATO as capitalist imperialist plots.
I’d prefer a rather more grown up and centrist leadership of the Labour Party. Not the full Blair again maybe but I won’t be voting Labour while it’s being held hostage by Corbyn and Momentum.

>the idea of a state broadcaster telling you how great and loved the UK is around the World
The BBC is certainly very flawed but it's not Fox "News", it doesn't do what you suggested at all

When you system did learn that they had more influence in the world bye theathening to leave the eu just threathening no divorce process.

The wildlife place was Penscynor and the caves are Dan-yr-Ogof.

tories up 10% in the polls
eat shit nigger

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Desperate places. Don't want to offend but the whole of the valleys are shit. My hometown is Newport. World capital of shit. Don't live there now. But at least it's on the motorway and main train line. I don't know why anyone stays in the valleys?

Whats wrong with brexit?

Cardiffian here, can confirm Newport is a shit tip (as are certain parts of dydd)

>Newport
A place so shit neither England nor Wales accept it as their own

When's the last time you put shrimp on the Barbie?

Fucked if I know.

I had to quite a bit of fieldwork in the valleys during my degree and some of the dead end villages up there are really depressing. No jobs and no hope.

Swansea may not be the centre of the earth but at least it’s not Aberdare.

The Diff has some good points. Roath park, the Millennium stadium the shopping centre etc. Da Port has got fuck all going for it.

What’s right with Brexit? We’ve spent forty years co-operating with our most important trading partners and now we’re giving up the right to have any say in the regulations which control the collective we’ll still need to buy from and sell into to survive in the future. For what? Blue passports?

I hope you're joking...

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Why did you guys invade tarn and garonne.

We’ll put Richmond bangers on the barbie and they’ll be burnt and smelling of lighter fluid on the outside and raw on the inside and it’ll start raining half way through and we’ll fucking like it.

I played rugby in Newport and no one liked playing the valleys sides. It was like going back in time. The villages/towns were all depressing but the locals loved them. If you said there's nothing to do, they'd get really upset. People smoke/drink/drugs like no tomorrow then moan when they get ill. Fuck em.

Because it rightly belongs to us, along with Normandy, Maine, Brittany, Anjou, Touraine, Aquitaine, Gascony and Toulouse, and we’ll be back to get them when you least expect it.

What do you mean there’s nothing to do? We’ve got a bus stop and a phone box and there used to be a pub.

Remainers have almost solely focused on trade. The UK joined the EEC, which was solely a trading block. The EU which no one voted to join is a de facto nation state. Trade is about the only thing remainers have that they can say is an issue.

what makes you think we are gonna go along with EU regulations / laws.

Trade is rather important