Anybody get a rub and tug from an Asian massage parlor? Looking to get one today but i'm not sure what I need to do...

Anybody get a rub and tug from an Asian massage parlor? Looking to get one today but i'm not sure what I need to do. How do I know if they're down? How much do I tip? Do I tip before?

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i live in LA the capitol of rug and tugs, but ive never been. I would tho. One of my buddies went a couple times.

supposedly you always tell them you have been there before even if you haven't

That's what I've read too. Planning on taking $100ish, my ID, and phone if I need to translate

Tell them you've been there before. I usually get an hour massage because i actually have back pains, but if you just want a tug you can ask for a 30 min massage. In Los Angeles I usually tip 50 on a 60 minute massage with happy ending. sometimes they try to negotiate a tip but other times they have not. depends on the person and the place and if they think you're a newbie. I've also gotten my asshole rubbed and practically fingered at times. There are a lot of nerve endings there and these ladies are professionals and know how to tease, how to get it up and how to make you cum faster if its taking to long. I usually pay $45 to the house for 1 hour and then $50 tip. Used to get away with $40 tips a few years back but the cost of living goes up.

Good to know, thanks.
It looks like the parlors in my area are all 60/hr. trying to stay under $100, so maybe i'll just do a 30 min. How do I get it started?

Don't go user. I started going to the ones in my city and I trying to stop. I'm addicted to them. Especially ones with small Asian girls.

I’ve been. Look for places with pictures of hot staff on their website. Standard rate is 160. Ask for table shower. That’s the code

bring like 180...it will probably be like 50-60 for the massage and then 100 for the full thing and then 20 for tip

that just makes me want to go more. I don't have trouble getting laid, so i'm not worried about the addiction. Just want to try this out. A professional handjob sounds nice.

Dang, that's expensive. What if it's just 30 min?

Same they are great. And it’s fucking not just a hj

what part of LA do you live?

I assume fucking is a lot more though. Not trying to break the bank.

Just go in. Ask for a 30 min massage. I usually get fully nude. Sometimes they'll cover me up with a sheet for legal reasons, but eventually she'll start to rub your ass and legs and its a good idea to let out a nice moan or sigh when she gets close to your parts so she'll know you're interested. Contrary to popular belief often times it happens in the middle of the massage during "the flip" so she'll ask you to lay on your back so she can massage your chest and legs. Most times they'll flat out ask you if you want a hand job and sometimes they'll even ask how much you're gonna tip just to be sure you don't think its part of the massage price that you paid to the house. Some places will do blow jobs but I stay away from that. I found a place that does trap or female and they do full service for like $200 tip. Your mileage may vary. Try to be friendly. Sometimes I would rub the masseuses leg if she brushed up against my hand as an indication that i'm there for something more but some of the older women or more professional women do not like that at all so its better to let them initiate in my experience.

Good shit. How much does a 30 min with HJ usually run? If I go with 100 in pocket will that be good?

post body

Why? That shouldn't matter. 5'10" 140 lb average looking dude. Not fit but not fat.

Anybody from Pomona CA? Gonzaga Health Studio never let me down

Na 60 for 30 minutes massage and than 100-150 to fuck. Only got just the hj once and regretted not paying like 50 more and fucking

*Ginza

I've been interested in one for a while, but don't want to end up with some old hag...

Anyone got a rec for DFW?

Why do people pay for handjobs? You know you can do that yourself right? why pay $ for that?

Get a better job you bum

The secret code is to shout "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER" loudly and at least 3 times.

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you can ask for a different person if you dont like the one they send in...just try not to be a huge dick about it

anyone know any good one in hermosa beach

Do they just send in a random? How can I choose?

They’re usually in shady parts of So Cal like the Inland Empire and LA

I would just ask for small and skinny

Heading out. Will update after if the thread is still alive.

Will do, thanks.

what city are you in?

how do you know your not getting set up for a trap when using bedpage or other escort sites?

What’s illegal about a massage?

i mean it could be a gang banger and you walk in the room and they have a gun and rob you

With my luck I would get raided

Dude ive been more times than id like to admit. im unattractive (slight cliff lip), other than that im 5"10 150lbs work at a moving job which gets me 100 dollar tips every other day. Ive been to and from the same Asian parlor for the last 2 years.


walk in with 150 cash

ask if the old lady "you has pretty girl"?

IF you: look over 21 and/or tell her you've been to a massage parlor before (just not that one) you will be seated.

Have $150 cash. $200 if your really over-weight (like 5'11 200lbs) or black. (that's how it is).

Wait about 1min20sec a very pretty Asian woman will walk in and ask you something along the lines of "how long".

If she looks good enough for you give her the $100. If she ask for more bump it up by $20 with a smile on your face.

If it gets above $150, get out.

You will be asked to get naked

She will take the cash and leave to put it in a safe.

She will return with mouth wash, hot towel, and condom, if the place is decent.

She will ask you to lay down

I usually just tell her at that point I only want sex, no massage.

We fuck (with condom) I admire her ASIAN hair and face, sounds and smell, moan and body.

Nut and go home.

It can become a big waste of money tho man. I got a military bonus of $10,000 just for singing up for another year and blew it all on Asian call girls after my divorce...

i wish i were kidding

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lol thats how i feel...i know two different places in my town that have a few reviews on rubmaps but im to nervous to follow through

google maps red rose spa.

the one on w north west highway has 5 different spas with 6 girls each in the same parking lot.

in dallas of corse

Go to places that are in unincorporated parts of counties. Sheriff Departments don’t visit there too much

There was an FBI crackdown on Asian message parlors.

The fun times are over.

when?
where?

years ago. now they do it every year

Bump

So im in TX and just got one yesterday it was an hour massage and when she was done she grabbed my cock and and smiled said 60 dollars i shrugged my shoulders and she said ok jerked me off let me suck on her titties i blew my load she smiled i paid and left

Just tug your own dick. Save the money.

No every man has to experience a rub and tug truly its like a right of passage

I do this every time and the masseuse thinks I'm autistic and calms me down with a blowie wowie

I've been to a few in different cities. Reno sucked surprisingly.

The bay area in ca has a lot. The best one I've ever been to was in Saratoga, loads of skinny hot Asian girls in their 20s. I was super nervous when i wentin because it was my first time going there. There smoking hot receptionist at the very front and i talked with her for a couple minutes about price and i stupidly asked if they did anything extra and she got annoyed and said no just massage. I said fuck it i really need a massage anyway so whatever, and asked who wold do the massage (i wanted to pick her out at first) but she said "me"
Instant diamonds
Get into room, start out w back massage, she gets to my legs and eventually starts brushing over the back of my ball sack. I let out a couple moans and she eventually had me flip over. Rubbed my torso and legs for a few minutes then made the motion of a hj at me. We agreed to 40 even though she wanted 80 at first. She got up on the massage table and started working me. I wanted her to do it topless but she asked for more money so i just convinced her to let me play with her tits outside her shirt. I waa getting close so i told her to moan for me which she did and started moaning in a different language. I fucking exploded all over her lol it was great. At that point i got the whole hot towel thing and she finished my massage. Didnt ask for an extra tip or try to block me from leaving the front door like a bunch of other shitty places do. Best experience hands down, 11/10 would go back

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Jesus everyone is making this out to be some big deal. While shes rubbing your feet, start jerking off. The end. It works every fucking time. I've done this at least 100 times. They take over.

we are in this thread because we cant get gf or dont want gf.

kindly fuck off

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i dont believe that

I'm in this thread and I have a gf

Please refer the the bottom portion of text in my previous post good sir.

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Go in
Ask for oil massage
When you're undressing in the room get naked even if she's watching
Lay naked on the table and tell her you want an oil massage
She'll ask you to turn over and Jack you off a bit for free most times then try and over charge you cause you're hard
I usually pay about 30 bucks for a bitch with nothing attractive but 40-60 if she's going to suck me or she's hot

>Jack you off a bit for free most times

Lol no.

$30?

Lol no.

Where THE FUCK do you live?

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None of those women would disappoint me, or most men who get massages.

they all look better than that

Not from an Asian one, but I went twice to place in my hometown.i was horny and desperate on break in college and I passed one and decided, fuck it, what’s the worst that could happen from just asking. I’ll greentext the rest

>walk in, place smells like incense and there is a mid-50s dude working the counter with a cash register in front
>I’m visibly terrified and barely manage to ask him how much for a half hour
>he says $60 plus tip and before I can leave he signals for the girls to come out
>about 15 women from around my age (22) to about 40ish come out and shake my hand individually and tell me their name
>I’m still panicking but I pick the cutest one, a late 20s blonde girl with a decent rack and tight body
>tell the guy I’ll take the blonde, he looks visibly disgusted and reminds me she has a name. I wasn’t trying to be a dick, I was just nervous as fuck and forgot the name she said
>she takes me back to a dark room with relaxing music playing. I remember for some reason it was the “teas grown cold” song from Stan, but without Eminem’s part. Made me kind of uncomfortable
>she tells me to get undressed and that she’ll be right back. At this point I’m still paranoid that she’ll come back with a cop or something and so I strip to my boxers and plan to play it off like I thought it was just a legit massage parlor
>she comes back in with some lube and other cleaning solution, asks why I’m still in my underwear
>I strip down and she starts a full body massage
>feels good man
>a few minutes in she takes off her top and asks if I’d like to touch
>ask if it costs extra and she laughs and says no
>she continues the massage while I play with her tits when she’s close enough
>eventually she asks me to turn over
>she asks if I want her to take off her panties, that actually does cost more
>I say go for it and she takes them off
>she starts stroking my cock and rubbing it with her tits
Cont...

>I got out of bed alone, the morning raindrops on my window blah blah blah blah blah blah

That was Dido.

OP Here.
>Walk in with $100, Phone, and car key in pocket.
>50 year old normal white dude comes from the back and asks if i'm here for a massage.
>"yeah."
>"How long?"
>"Half hour"
>"Alright, just a sec."
>60ish year old asian lady comes and tells me follow.
>Walk into massage room.
>"Fourty dollars"
>Give her $40, being sure to show that I have more on me.
>"okay, hang clothes there."
>She walks out, I undress completely and lay face down on the bench, ignoring the towel at my feet.
>literally at least 30 minutes pass.
>I don't know who to expect. Regret not asking her for someone young. Worried she will be some gross whale.
>The same lady comes back in and starts to massage.
>Fuck. She's not the worst. But not my idea of attractive.
>Shitty massage that quickly covers my whole body. Make sure to let out a moan and wiggle when she goes over my ass.
>"Okay, flip over."
>Same shitty massage. Her hand brushes against my cock and balls.
>Not even hard. Mainly from the nerves.
>"You want this too?" she asked pointing at my cock.
>"Yeah"
>She begins to stroke me with some warm oil.
>Feels good.
>actually getting hard.
>I put my hand on her ass. She doesn't move away.
>Feels too good. Try not to cum
>Crisis averted.
>She jerks me for at least 15 minutes. I can't cum
>"It doesn't working"
>"It will."
>"Can you rub here?" Pointing to my asshole
>"I don't do that."
>a bit more
>Lightly slaps my cock after giving up
>"Doesn't working."
>Fuck it. "Is there somebody else? I have $20 more. $100"
>"okay"
>she leaves again
>she comes back with a glove.
>fucking language barrier. she's gonna rub my asshole.
>another 10ish mintues before she gives up.
>"No time"
>whatever. I'm not hard at this point.
>she cleans my body with a warm towel and comes back with water.
>I leave $40 on the table and leave with $80 in my pocket
>Say bye to the strange man at the counter.

Not a great experience, but I was surprised how easy it was. If I go again I just need to ask for somebody else.

Fuck I got scammed.

>eventually she starts grinding with her pussy but not actually putting it in
>she asks if I want to go in, says it’s usually double but she’d just charge the “panties off” rate because I was young and it was my first time there. I’m no looker by any stretch of the imagination, but I guess I was marginally better looking than the 60 year old perverts that make up their usual clientele
>starts fucking me and it’s aight
>she leans closer to kiss me, which I go with but for some reason it feels odd. She’s alright, better looking than my ex, but there’s still something in my head saying, “yeah, but this woman is a WHOOOOOOOORE”
>get over it and keep going
>we roll around and change positions a few times and eventually I cum around the time the 30 minutes was up
>she starts cleaning up and we both get dressed
>still can’t shake this dirty feeling. It’s odd, this is the first woman I’ve ever fucked prior to knowing her for fifteen minutes. I guess that’s something you get used to if you frequent brothels, but I wasnt crazy about it
>drive home feeling relaxed and more comfortable as the day goes on
>go back twice before spring break was up and I had to go back to school

Wasn’t a terrible experience, but wasn’t an earth shattering one either. Still doesn’t quite feel like sex even in retrospect. It was all very mechanical and felt more like masturbation.

hahahahah fuckin retard

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Probably depends on what city you’re in. This was in a goddamn shithole of a town in Florida

Gratz OP. Don't let 1 bad experience keep you from going back. Its like anywhere else, the more you go the more they will offer. Better girls and cheaper rates.

Or it might be just been a shithole. Did you shit where you sleep or did you go a town over it 2?

What city has white girls??

Just order an escort...same price, you get to pick and it’s straight forward.

Why do you want some random fat chink getting you off?

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This was a place a bit north of Miami. She wasn’t white, white. She had some kind of accent I assume was Hispanic, but she was fair skinned and had bleached blonde hair

5'10 140lbs is not average my dude. You're a hungry fuckin skelengton.

There are a few around, and they tend to be higher dollar affairs, but yes most of them are Korean or Chinese establishments.

160*

9 inch cock*

what kind of Asians are they? Got some pics of what a usual attractive one looks like? I'm picky with my Asians.

Ok so like I'm an awkward virgin with anxiety problems. Like, I know I'm going to have an anxiety attack when I go. I think if I do it more often I'll get used to being with a woman and it won't happen as much.

Will they reject me if I'm quiet and weird, and is my plan stupid?

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no condom?

They are all Korean or Vietnamese, always. never Japanese. I dont have pics as they dont allow cellphone. You can keep it in pocket that's all. always .pretty tho. You can also ask for a girl line up. The old lady will ask all the girls to stand in like so you can see faces and choose. SOME do this, not all.

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No reference pics? I know you got Asian porn on your computer man.

post a pic of what they usually look like then

These are all over the place on my island. Once every few years LE will do crackdown but for the most part they dont care.

Just make sure you're naked with a towel covering you before she walks in to start massage.

have sex

i do but none worth uploding.

just go to one and ask to use the atm. the lady will try to keep you in by letting you see some girls.

just do it.

they will keep your money if you dont ask/take what your there for...

based OP....followed through with what you said you would. your going places fella

What

None worth uploading says the guy on an imageboard.

He can't upload shit that doesn't exist.

Just go and have sex with a regular girl first. What are you so fucking scared about fool smoke some weed. SMoke some indica and calm tf down and go get pussy first

Only have experience with an Asian waxing parlor that waxes guys then happy ending? I'm in Los Angels county by Cerrios/La Mirada area.

Anyone*

You come off as an idiot.

Wtf is a regular girl? An escort you mean? My whole point us that they leave long before sex, but paying someone means they'll stay.

Cen cal here. What are the spots?

Bumparoo

Why go to a restaurant? You know you can do that yourself, right?

Do they give hand jobs at restaurants?

At a back alley Chinatown restaurant.

It’s addicting. I have a gf but I still crave going to these massages. There is really nothing better than getting a handjob from a busty asian chick

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This. Were you rawdogging her? Where'd you blow your load?

My experience was bad. The lady was older not ugly but certainly not attractive. Pay the mamasan to get into the back for a hour. The table shower is nice you get naked and they will wash you and usually tease some. We go to massage room and she rubs my back for maybe one minute flips me over and does a jackhammer hand job. I tipped $50 for the massage. She was asking for more but I was already over paying.