Hey medfags i need help

Hey medfags i need help.
Maybe a week ago i started noticing a strange taste in most of the food i ate. Im not sure how to describe it but it was like it was added to the food, the food hadnt changed how it tasted. I then noticed a similar strange smell coming from items such as showergel and toothpaste. It appears to be stronger in certain items such as tooth paste and the showergel. The taste and smell are very similar and not a nice smell but also not bad, its strange. Im not sure if this is my body fucking up or if the extreme heat in the uk has fucked something up, i have no idea. If anyone has any suggestions on what to do please help. I dont do drugs or drink so im not high before you ask.
Cheers Yea Forums

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OP here also forgot to say other thing smell normal, such as coins smell metallic.

Not medfag but any extreme change in climate reacts. Usually everything gets sour or spoils easier. Hope i helped

Who prepares your food?

The food isnt spolit im sure as even crisps (amerifag chips) taste weird, they wouldnt go off right?

Doctor here. The symptoms you are describing is very common for a homosexuals. The taste originates from the huge loads of semen you consume on a daily basis. It’s all normal and will go away if you kill yourself, so no need to worry.

I do, i havent been poisoned or anything. Wouldnt explain the smell from the showergel either.

Kek cheers doc

kek

OP again here. I know this may be ridiculous but im using a new spray deodorant. The smell is also in it. Could this be anything?

Anytime, kid. Stay in school!

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Doc here again. Spray deodorant you say? Why didn’t you say that from beginning? You have probably been cursed by a gypsy.

I mean there have been a load of pikeys move in a mile up the road so very possibly

I have experienced similar impairment of normal taste & olfactory senses during periods when I have been exposed to some form of viral infection. I guess the same could happen with bacterial infections or immune system responses to irritants such as hay fever caused by pollen.

It may be that your immune system is effectively deterring you from eating food / putting things in your mouth (like toothpaste) or putting things onto your skin (like shower gel) if the symptoms you are experiencing are similar to periods of illness you have previously suffered after being exposed to bad food or skin irritants etc..

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That’s it then. Just take two gunshots rectally a day and we won’t have to operate.

OP here. So I just have to stop sucking huge negro dicks and it will go away, doc? Not sure I can help it!

Well i do have hayfever but it seems to have called down sneezing wise. I dont feel ill and have no symptoms such ad aches running nose or anything, but i think hayfever may be a valid point. If i take hayfever medicarion would this clear up?
Thanks plague doctor!

Your a joker man lmao

Doc here. In small dosages antihistamines only have small side effects and you can probably get them at the drug store without prescription. Take a couple and see if it works. If not, it’s probably your nan trying to give you lead poisoning.

Will do thanks man

dude ive had this before. my experience was that i had a virus because i also suffered other normal symptoms when you're sick like upset stomach runny nose cough sore throat etc. but this time every single food item i smelled and ate had the exact same disgusting smell and taste. it must have been something like a sinus infection