Rekt thread

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Not a gorethread you faggot

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shit, that was as satisfying as hell. only thing ruinging it is the islacmic fascist flag in the corner.

When did this retarded shit start?

That ending sucked.

Shut the fuck up nigger.

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Guy in the lift - "Sorry, Wong floor".

did he died?

maintenance covers are actually dangerous

yes

Anybody got the vid of Chinese “sun” death by eating geckos and some shit?

Bumping this

Cant find it, pretty sure its still online somewhere

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You have my interest. Please explain the video...

Some days ago a vlogger from douyu called “sun” was streaming eating some poison bugs, geckos and other shits. He died in live

she's blind you asshole. blind people are common in china because there's no regulation on the chemicals they use in food

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>Guy in the lift - "Sorry, Wong floor".
kek

Yeah I wanna see this video. Was it a suicide attempt or just a retarded attempt at being daring and edgy?

You faggot she's clearly on her phone

Christ on a bike!

What the fucking fuck

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Fucking hate this one. Unclip the leash you slag

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story????????????????????????

In not sure but I read it was a Russian roulette or something like that, he was spinning a wheele

>dad disappointed with son
>son complains about being depressive
>"fuck i'm tired of hearing this shit"
>"just do it faggot"

fucking based son
why do they fall down though?

A cable in the road got tangled up in a street sweeper, picking up vehicles when it went taught.

Asain cops dad tells kid if he's going to throw away his life on video games to just kill himself now. Something like that
Kid does it.
Great dad

Great job, guys. Way to fan the flames.

>son does nothing all day
>dad disappointed
>dad says, "if you're going to be a loser, just kill me now"
>son picks up gun and shoots self instead

Story?

nerve gas

Well now I want to hear the guy's mix tape.

Makes me sad. :(

Cool mustard.

Christ what a retard

>gang war
>man walks up and says "i found u"
>gives choice to end life now or suffer some gruesome cartel death
>guy takes the wise option
>everyone breaks down laughing because they can't believe it

thats not all of vid.shes alive

top kek

Seriously what the fuck is going on here?

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chinese telekinesis tech being misused. potentially a mutant. secret government uses CCTV to monitor paranormal activity around the world and track down potential threats/allies. the fact that this gif exists on Yea Forums has made all of us a target.

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TALK SHIT GET HIT WHITE BOI. U MAD CUH?

youtube.com/watch?v=0jBcLIkeZ-8

This is the most asian rekt video I've seen

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I lost

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psycho horse.

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checked

what profession is this??

Fucking dumbass sitting on the manhole cover while trying to ignite the gas. What did he think was going to happen?

Dumbass niglet with the brass knuckles went to prison for that.

MAN HE DINDU NUFFIN THAT WHITE BOI DESERVED IT FREE MY NIGGA WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES

Gas? What gas? Nerve gas?

he wuh a guh boy... he wuh gettin he life on track... godda skawlaship fo skoo frum playin basketball...

Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara! Deshi Basara!

Almost certainly there was a cable stretched across the road for some reason, and it got tangled in the frame or wheel of the moving vehicle.

Professor x needs a new urine boy, interested?

You forgot to include it's China, where everyone is a moron and an asshole.

Nigger got his. After seeing this video in court, judge intentionally put in in a prison with a big AB presence. Warden made sure he was put in the same block as half their gang. The guards didn't even need to be bribed. Read somewhere he was begging for them to kill him after a week or so.

>what profession is this??

The profession is called Chuísǐ in China, which translates to Dying in English.

damn that's fucked up

Being retarded

aaarrrhrhrhahrhggghhg NOOOOOO

The nog deserves it. How badly injured was the white guy?

do it again!!

he is died

What do you mean no? That hyundai is dr.nonballsackus.

where did he go?

FYI when someone is covered in flames, you don't fan the fire with your jacket, that will just give the flames more oxygen.

You have to cover him in your jacket, as in put a blanket over him to asphyxiate the flames.

no shit genius

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

What makes you think they tried to put out the flames? They tried to burn him even more so that the room got on fire faster.

Meme Status: E P I C

How many cumshots would it take to bukkake the flames out?

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>chinese space program

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my ex old lady

fuck me, that's why i never work alone.

Aaaaa the old testicle takedown

BTFO

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The lord works in hilarious ways.

I always knew you were a pussy

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the profession is called "Omae wa mou shindeiru"
in mandarin.
it roughly translate as "paper machine operator".

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This one made the rounds on some debunking websites a few years ago with various crackpots claiming it's proof of the supernatural.

Turns out there's a video from another angle, higher resolution, and you can see the sweeping truck next to these cars appear to run into a visble power cable that picks up and lifts the cars around it.

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Frame on!

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As I already asked, anyone got the vid of this?google.it/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/9570372/chinese-vlogger-dies-bugs-livestream/amp

That immediate regret when he realizes setting yourself on fire hurts quite a lot

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That was badass.

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

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dumb nigger just randomly goes for it and falls on his ass. undeserved win. nobody expects dumb bullshit like that so it works. he should have gotten fucking beaten into the ground. fucking lucky bullshit god damn

Never seen a kick like that before.

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Lape! Lape!

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To the Shadow Realm

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Why do we have to live with niggers.

fucking faggots

Worcester MA

Well that was satisfying.

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Head-On. Apply directly to forehead.

omg pls stop sensai.

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i love australians
yeah he was put in a fucking coma over an argument

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backseat driving is a sin.

Brass Knuckles are dishonorable cuh, the neighborhood I grew up in, we would fucking lynch that dude for using them even if it was on a rival gang.

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sucking his thumb?

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Same, the story's everywhere but no fucking video

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sauce?

gross

discord..gg/GHdvqw9 ((REMOVE THE EXTRA DOT))

server with no rules. Anything Goes!

loli, gore, nudes, and A LOT of shitposting!

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Flint Michigan literally have no drinking water and fire coming out of their taps.

America is every bit the shithole

no shit genius

>that dinosour run

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FAKE and GAY

Holy fuck, even outnumbered and ganged up on this dude's got it on lock. Mad Respect

Lol thass right pussi ass wite boi

he's just drunk and fat you faggot

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>why wite bois only say racist shit online

Is that a Rangers top?

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This is why I always tell people, it doesn't matter how much you know about fighting, you can still be knocked the fuck out by a pleb

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When you summer fags showed up that can't tell the difference between rekt and gore.

Pro-tip executions are not rekt. Accidents are. Aftermath of accidents is gore.

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kek

OK, I want to make sure I understand the rules correctly. Is pic related rekt?

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This was actually pretty interesting, cool post.

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nice camera work following the action, jesus

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Nigger.

This is too scary, I'm out

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that dog is fucking dead and there's nothing that you can do about it faggot. its fucking dead and i'm laughing at it right now

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Last one for me fellas, have a good one.

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HAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT LMAOOOO

Honestly a helmet wouldnt help there

Monkeyball.

cope

"Matte" Hofman

Spin doctor

nani?!

I'n dwifting, Gibbert! Dwifting!

Haha, now try doing a runner from the popo.

my sides are in oblivion

To the hell.

Let's see you fight him and win.

Tae Koon Do

i've been feeling like shit all week but this actually made me a little happy. thank you

Because you brought them here.

Did he use a baguette?

Story??

fucking Andy Dufresne

And steals on his way out, the math checks out

sleeping securiy guard was killed with a stale baguette

Jesus

he attacked him first m8

No you wouldnt faggot eugh. now b pretends to be hood?

You wear a swastika around me, you're getting fucked up too.

He damage-boosted.

What are you gonna do? Punch me over $7?

couldnt find any story. does anyone know?

Can he still walk?

black belt looks like hannibal buress

You kinda expect gore in a rekt thread...

nah you mad mad

I was hoping for a large truck before the end.

What a twist!

Guy just walks on like nothing happened.

>one place have one thing
>your country shithole too
>[cries in ching chong]

Demonstrating the new Mazda Seppuku.

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

Niggers..

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How can he be such a good shot with a bow yet such a shitty shot with a bow

dumb niggers doing mindless shit and getting away with it pisses me off. there's no justice in this clown world

What now! faggot

Yes, because you're a nigger. Nigger.

Lol frogger died... Classic.

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Only video I couldn't watch all the way through.

Whatever it is, he wasn't qualified.

Who, what, where, when and why?

> one punch

Seriously?

>my powerful hand of National Socialist reason and logic will assuredly assuage this enraged chimp
This needs to happen to all Hitler fagboy larpers

lies

This is too wholesome, it breaks my heart.

This is fucking precious.

I can handle most gore, but broken shit like this gets under my skin.

That mist you saw was his soul leaving his body.

Cool anecdote bro

Grabs with the left, ruins lives with the right.

Fucking nignog

yep, horrible fate

What's his name, then?

The kiddie can't do shit obviously but the mother and the owner are both fucking morons, one for letting his dog go into the elevator and the other one for not capable of uncliping a fucking leash

> implying they were trying to put him out

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Horses are cunts

Oh fucking superb.

Lou Sanus

Fucking pussy.

Nice try... made me look.

He stayed down to avoid taking a beating from every nignog in earshot.

>ywn be this happy

>losing money on a fight

Now I'm just mad.

Never so badly have I wanted to see someone get bitten in the face.

Really he was just hiding the piss stain down his trousers.

Tard logic
>dis doah log i go unduh

The question is... could he ever walk?

SHEBOON!!

WHAT THE FUCK

Kane Millsaps. He's 16, the kid he hit is 12

God damn you

muh feels

That one cyclist... the universe wanted that cunt dead.

>open the door, FBI

kekd

its a dead meme shut the fuck up

nydailynews.com/news/world/mongolian-union-head-sets-fire-protest-article-1.2438235

Is this a new Seth Rogan/James Franco film?

haha wow kek ur so edgy xdd u sure got us all mad xd :p

...

whats the story behind this?

it was a fucking fight and he did a nice attack now stfu

What the actual fuck....

And there goes long division.

Congratulations, Tyrone. Your simple assault charge has just been upgraded to attempted murder.

I think a bullet or two would’ve done the trick just fine.

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look at this post

thats gonna fucking stay with me forever, why havent i quit Yea Forums yet

The fact that she doesn't even put her fucking phone down fills me with so much rage I need to leave the thread.

This kind of thing never fails to get me. This and soldiers coming home.

Very sweet I needed that

>this kills the gook

That's judo

and that's why I carry a pocket knife with a seat belt cutter.

>This and soldiers coming home
Preferably in coffins.

To rescue dogs strangled by elevators.

I had this happen to me as a kid...
About 13 years old
Walking out of church
Black kid walks up and sucker punches me
I turn around and go inside...go to bathroom see my lip was all fucked up

Next week at school I had a few teachers talk to me about it
The black kid that punched me was never seen again
I think they expelled him....but thats Kansas for you.

they fucking murdered him, famous case...

dirty little cunt should have his face rubbed in it

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Kek

Story behind this was the guy who was wearing street clothes was mentally ill.
Walked into a dojo and wanted to spar.
They kicked the shit out of him and I believe killed him

Since they put this on the web , the statute had run out and there was nothing the police could do.

fucking moron

pussy ass faggot

stupid fucking sweaty

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Dumb nigger got 9yrs for this. Lol

What is with poos and trains? Why do so many of them fuck around with trains and kill themselves?

Shh.

Stfu bigger. The kid was 12 and didnt even know the 17yo nig that hit him. He got put away for 9yrs for being a dumb nig doing dumb nig shit. At least he will be with plenty of other dumb niggers.

*one rebel escapes Laquishanator*
>Systems damaged
>Rebooting
>PCPmenthol.exe
>New Target acquired
>Heat seeking cracktiddy collision apparatuses armed
>must increase speed
>must increase speed
>error
>cholesterol warning!
>cholesterol warning!
>syntax error guhment diabeetus McDonalds error error
>Laquishanator powering down

Were these stomps at the end really necessary? kek

I would fuck that until her cunt cauterised shut or my dick fell off, slut is pure fucking sex

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This time on mythbusters

Here's a (you) for taking the time to think that up and type it out

Shut the fuck up Nose ointment...

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Right, cause you could totally pull off a move like that on the fly without training.

sauce

if you are gonna die, at least use your ultimate before

Jeez look at the titties on that fucking great areolas who is she?

I think it was sweat.

reverse video would be awesome lol