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Thirst
Burst
Because you insist, you can make me burst
When you think about it, it just makes sense that guys would give better head than girls
Stop that
Guys are not afraid to swallow either
I'm not sure if I can ..
good feel a lot cooler
not really, I mean if u feel that way fine butI'm very happy being straight and would rather have sex with qts like JJ then dudes
that absurd amount of photoshop
I'm sure you can
Feeding a celeb sissy your cock is an act of kindness and generosity
Cute
Ugh. Feet
holy shit i used to fap to her when she was like 12-13
good times
no. no, it doesn't.
It’s not a feeling, it’s fact
And it’s not gay to feed a guy your cum for JJ
>a wild bj appears
Damn son
?
it is user. And there's nothing wrong with being gay just being in denial is not great
watta qt
Nice feet I mean
that's very gay, actually.
oh ok that makes sense
cute Kiki user
That's all I wanna do in life.
Any more feet?
a glimpse into her not so distant future
i want her to knee me in the nuts so good and hard
How was your ice cream from the store?
^CUTE^
ok sure?
No no no nonono I’m not listening
Thank you
^^CUTE^^
That body
Yes. Please
fag
i want her to castrate me
Ok, I got 3 and the other 2 are in the freezer.
It really cooled down since then tho. How#s ur weekend been
Nothing wrong with being bi user u should be proud of who u r
that's all I got
Are you an actual sissy and passable? Let me make you mine...
I love her so much.
extremely homosex
No worries. She is still hot
i want to wear that costume
a life on the ocean wave, a home on the rolling deep
good to hear
Fair enough man
Who is she?
I wanna pump a baby into her so badly.
That side boob is hot as hell
Laura Marano, actress and singer
Thanks. Keep going
Hnnnngh yes
4k hours in photoshop
Don't see G as much as I should tbh
k np
So cute
17 y/o kaley
what a babe
agreed, her cuteness is what I really like cause I prefer cute girls over typically hot girls if that makes sense
she's like 14 in that pic tho man
NO. I’m not a homo or bi! Sucking another guys dick FOR A FEMALE CELEBRITY is a straight act of worship! I’m doing it FOR A GIRL, not gay at all!
Not passable but you can close your eyes and hush into my mouth for VJ....
Fit as fuck
Oh Chicago user, it's you....
fapped like a maniac to her and her sister aka grown up Francesca Capaldi w/o the tiddies
sure thing chiraqian
Hell yes it does. Cute > hot
it's ok user but this is sounding like some chris chan shit lol
I don't really care either way doesn't involve me
hell yeah, man of taste
this niggy knows
Exactly! Thank you
M-M-M-My m-mistress i-i-i-is a-a very beautiful w-w-woman a-and I-I'm a-a-a lucky m-m-man to h-have such a beauty...
Get you a girl who can do both.
It’s been a minute
True. But not that many out ther
It has been, and I still haven't felt your mouth.
good evening, anons!
I hope everybody is having a wonderful day!
I know, and I still haven’t tasted your baby sauce as it shoots in my slutty mouth
Good afternoon, hope your day is even better than anyone elses
All the more wonderful for having seen you.
Adorable. She is so cute in person too
Oh user, I need it
Getting in my car and driving to the east coast rn
which celeb should i hump my pillow for today
I'm so flattered you remember my region
Nothing gay about letting a sissy suck your cock for JJ
thanks, you're here rather often recently
is everything alright or are you just in the mood for the thread?
oh my, stop making me blush.
It is you who brightens my day!
Based
emma roberts
nobody is posting her :(
I usually just have nothing to do on days off. And I’m feeling extra slutty lately
Couldn’t remember the state thoughhh.... I’ll just drive up and down the coast screaming out my window “i suck for Vicky” and I assume you’ll find me
I'll do more than make you blush, hun. Just you wait.
Hopefully someone takes you up on your behaviour one day soon
How is it possible to be even more slutty than you usually are?
Shout that around southwest Connecticut and I'll come running
So far, if I travel to the east coast, Germany, or Australia, I’ll get a tummy full of cummy
Celeb worship world tour, coming soon
Hump, boy
Germany first
Such cruel people, not willing to share their seed with a desperate cocksucking sissy slut. :/
I really hope you'll fulfill your dream soon.
How did that other ... uhm ... meeting go, that was yesterday, wasn't it?
Oh O.O
Vicky is literally a goddess I want to eat kids for her
O.0
They flaked out and stopped responding. Like they always do >:(
Still sexy as fuck
Damn, now I feel the urge to hump a pillow
it should be illegal for someone to be this pretty
>They flaked out and stopped responding. Like they always do >:(
god guys do this all the fucking time, they're such vaginas
I have billions of orphanages to feed your stomach
you better cream it
I want to rub her legs and feet while she swallows my dick
don't meet troubles half way
I want to rub her legs and feet while I swallow your dick
I’m gonna fill it up user. Plowing my poor little pillow hard for Emma
yeah, that other user is right
I'm sure there's enough german anons willing to give you what you so desperately need.
We're a kinky people, you know.
You know, I'm really bummed out every time I hear you got disappointed again. Not as bummed out as you, but still. Why are they all so scared?
I know right. Like do you want your dick sucked or not, it’s not hard
So I have two questions.
When you say you suck for Vicky, are you saying you want to suck dick and, like, while you're sucking the dick you're just picturing her or something? Or is it more abstract, like you enjoy sucking dick itself but in general you enjoy it because you're convincing yourself it's in her name somehow? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's hot, just... curious about the motivation, y'know?
And second, how can I build my collection if my preference in pictures of celebs only comes out when I'm aroused? It's a slow process when I have to wait until I'm hard to start choosing which pics to save. Any advice, other than to kill myself?
Be a good boy and take a taste for Emma
Probably the issue is they’re jerking off while trying to find someone to suck them. They can’t last to the actual meeting, and cum while we’re still setting up
Or when I send a picture of myself, they think I’m ugly.
One of the two
Anyway what kind of food should I order
>thinks that's ems
sad!
Order a bottle of VJ cream, fresh from the East.
Ohmygod right? Literally every fucking time. They tell you you're their little princess or they're gonna fuck your ass into the fifth dimension, then they cum and never respond to your follow-ups. What a joke.
>build my collection if my preference in pictures of celebs only comes out when I'm aroused?
Apart from a handful of my favourites, most of my building of my collection is only done while I'm horny, too. It's worked fine for me so far. It's actually quite a gratifying experience.
kek, I know it's chicagobro
do you like chinese?
oh yeah?
Yeah dude. Met her once. Cute as a fucking bunny
whats happnin
maybe you shouldn't be such an extreme tease before the meeting, just slight teases ... you know?
Well first, don’t kill your self.
Second, I don’t pretend I’m Vicky, or any celeb. But I imagine they are watching, or they know I’m sucking dick for them. They know that I’m about to take a creamy shot in the mouth for them. They know that a straight alpha Chad came, while thinking of them, and they used my beta trashman mouth to cum in. I have stolen the essence of life from a sexy celebrity. I am a heist man. It’s about the thrill of the con. I have cheated nature herself, the biological process aborted and corrupted, millions of unborn dying in my throat
Lastly, idk, just save pics while you’re jerking off
how does your preference only come like that? do you not know what you like?
What happens if I ask you to post Nat's bum? Is that strictly forbidden?
W-what happens when a breeze... lifts up that top
euughef
Hate Chinese food tbh
Can’t help it :(
No clue Hersh. I need celeb thread cliff notes.
you are happening!
how is the evening so far?
> I have cheated nature herself, the biological process aborted and corrupted, millions of unborn dying in my throat
Gonna make me cum with that talk
Chicago user offering free blowjobs, you in?
then just order pizza, everyone loves pizza. Even Babs!
I haven't had any in a long while :/
I know you can't, it has you so excited to please them that you can't pace yourself.
It's your eternal curse, cutie!
I kinda/sorta cracked the stutterbro/aripoopposta case in the last thread. kek.
He just needs a regular cock to suck . Scheduled.
I-I kn-know m-m-m-m-many m-m-men are a-angry b-because th-they c-cannot g-get a-a woman th-this b-beautiful t-t-to love th-them...
One of my first sex dreams, I dreamt I accidentally suffocated Natalie with my dick
you didn't take a pic?
Thats both glorious and degenerate, and thats why 4ch is on the margin
speak of the stutterbrother and the stutterbrother shall appear
I'll appear before you in a puff of smoke, call you a fagit, then teleport away again as quickly as I came.
When is that ever not true?
But no. I'm not.
You also once thought I was an impersonator of myself
But I'll hear you out just this once, who is it?
fuck yes, thank you
Sploosh.
I mean, not my fetish, but my fetish IS hearing other people talk about theirs. And participating. That's why I like these threads so much. I get off watching you all get off to these women. And it doesn't hurt that the pics are hot, obviously. I guess I wouldn't suck dick FOR a celeb so much as I'd suck dick ABOUT a celeb. I'd be super into sucking a guy's dick while he's looking at celeb pics. Go figure.
Wait, you do? You're telling me you could accurately tell me what gets you off even when you're not currently getting off? That's wack, I could never. I only know what I'm into when I'm currently literally hard for it.
I had a pretty big one a while back, but deleted the whole thing out of some misguided conclusion that perversion is inherently morally reprehensible. Totally wrong. Now I'm back to square one. I guess it's not so bad, but most of my time is spent finding the highest resolution version of an image possible, not actually picking images.
Oh, fuck yeah, this is the good shit. Stick those hyphens right in my anal cavity, you sexy fuck.
Of course I did. Just not with me
oh? Tired already or not in the mood for a proper happening?
r3, c2
little Aeri was sitting at the mall and resting
her bum! she was pooped! and needed to rest
for a few minutes after the shopping and them
of the line of men coming to wrest control of
from little Ari her bum! one came and then
another and then some more! all had fancy
lines of pick up that sounded very like they
wanted to secretly bend themselves over
right as soon as possible behind her and
kiss her bare bum cheek!
Dat glorious ass
Oh wait. I mean the photo is not currently accesible to me
No beady no
no, I thought that you had actually left long ago and that bd or whomever had taken over as "you". which was incorrect, but my thoughts on that weren't that you in any way were an impersonator. if that makes any sense. & I laid out most (not all) of my case in the last thread. feel free to take a gander at the archive. too much to type again on a phone.
Now I'm almost tempted to try it, just to see if you're bluffing.
Do celeb threads include hard hitting investigative journalism now too?
don't fuckin worry about it, capische?
Sexual side is the least interesting part to me in these threads, maybe that's why I feel out of place 95% of the time, eh. Do like you guys anyway, it's just being able to talk to you without the dirty would be nice. Or maybe this is all you can talk about or do want to talk about, I'm not sure.
>Wait, you do?
I don't anymore, but back when I did yes, I know my tastes very well....I don't get how one couldn't
I feel threatened
Get your fuckin balls out I gotta suck em
We’re only wholesome here friend
The dirty is the fun part, tho.
Pls link to the thread
This needs more Isabela.
Fucking hnggh
you and me both, user
not chad, but here
thebarchive.com
With those tits?yes it does
oh I had my replies all fucky >.<
I'm fine lol, just got some shit I had to do for next year to out of the way.
orite, still
I'll take a look in a sec
your funeral
my bed is also seriously lacking some Isabela
dude the qtposters are consistently more prominent in these threads. lewdbois are here and they're not going anywhere. & I have not a thing against the lewdbois, and I feel they have nothing against the qtposters (myself and many others). you don't need to feel pressured to talk about anything you don't want to. most of us are just shooting the shit w/ one another.
I mean, I know vaguely which celebs get me off most of the time, and vaguely which kinks I'm into. But I couldn't, for example, confidently say right now that I'm not into being pissed on, because I know for a fact that, in the past, I've changed my mind about that specific thing literally mid-stroke. Like a switch flipping. Same with certain celebs. I know I'm usually not into Anna Kendrick, but occasionally that changes when I get a very specific kind of aroused.
I couldn't meet someone in a celeb thread and talk to them about anything other than sex. Not without a lot of effort, anyway. Knowing we share a kink is a lot to ignore.
lunch time YUH
Sounds like you need actual friends.
wuz brackin beleb bread
Same user lol
yea you do that comfy natanon. you do that.
its a man, man
Slut.
SHE REELED ME IN WIT SOME DVDS, EBTs & some CHICKEN WINGS that shit was BRACKIN
pants just got a bit tighter
>everyone who visits these threads is a degenerate and getting lewds is the only way they can feel good about themselves
that's good! decompressing your next semester :)
hey cutie, long time no see!
hey you! :3
God, I wish. Imagine her with a dick. Imagine the power of her personality *and* the power of her cock surging through you. Pure, unadulterated domination.
how is she poking thru that many layers wew
I understand that, tho I want to talk about silly nonsensical stuff from time to time.
I'm so workin on how to not feel ashamed or out of place after expressing myself to others. Loving the thread lore, btw.
I so fucking do. But I have a dirty dirty secret.
Avert your eyes you heathen
it's the pleats
hottest little girl ever
how are you? so nice to see you :D
>linking me to the song I just quoted
for what purpose, anony?
>I have a dirty dirty secret.
I mean... dirtier than spilling your hot, thick, creamy load to a perverse fantasy centered around celebs on the regular? Good luck selling that one.
doing well, as always! How are you and your bride? any exciting news?
Winky get big
Qtposters confirmed for underdogs
Qtposter in the closet
Just adding context.
what is it to not be a lewdposter or a qtposter?
...
My poop sloot wet dream. Where is purefu so we can vroom vroom?
I feel qt posters are much more dominate in the threads
But that’s cool, I like being submissive
Dead inside
she's burnt more coal than Casey Jones
Taylor Swift's pussy stinks