Why don't you have a girlfriend, Yea Forums?

Why don't you have a girlfriend, Yea Forums?

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Because I'm emotionally stunted and overly afraid of rejection

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is this the bitch that molested his brother? looks like her

because i'm socially retarded

I'm unattractive

Because I'm married

Is that dsp's ex girl? I always thought she was cute.

I do she just moved

I prefer to have options. I don't like the commitments in a relationship.

Cause I'm an isolated qusi-hermit that lives in the middle of bum fucked nowhere and my only local dating options are single moms with 2+ children, drug addicted pill chasers, and relatives.

My line of work has me mainly operating out of my house. Can't really up and move because that would be a hindrance financially and I have my own place here so moving would mean finding a place to stay and paying rent.

I'm socially awkward to boot and can come off as odd. This mainly being due to lack of social interaction but also cause I'm an introvert. It's not like I'm incapable of going out in public and carrying on but I just despise small talk and engaging a conversation is challenging.

Sorry for giving my life story.

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Because I am so hurt from my last relationship that Im scared to even try.

Because I have a wife

This + the fact that i stopped believing that humans (women) are capable of a monogamous life long relationship.

Bitches arent stable in this day and age. There is no point in an extended coupling. Fuck her and dip.

Wallet draining bitches.

I don’t like people in my personal space.

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I do but I hate her sometimes just as much as I hate myself

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WOW! DSP's gf looks like THAT!

Girls don't know I exist.

I'm a college grad, own two homes, have a nice car, have a job that pays decently well, and I have no outstanding mental or emotional disorders. But I just go to work, have a long commute, and I don't have a hub like I used to (example like school or a club) where I could have a slightly higher chance of meeting someone. Then I go home and pretty much just play MMOs and watch porn then complain online about how I don't have a girlfriend.

Girls don't know I exist and I can't fix this by myself. I need help too but I don't have many friends.

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got one

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you will breed really ugly children

autism

Cos I'm too based

True

Why does she look like she´s 12?

Because every girl I ask out turns me down. I'm balding and ugly, and I have no self confidence.

Because I abhor human contact in most of it's forms.

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Because I'm married and the last one got way too expensive

I'm gay

broke up with gf like a week ago, initially she was “plan B” alongside another prospect, but that one was’t down so i went along with this one, lost interest after 4 months, oh well

Because my wife and I are autistic.

Because I don't want to deal with her bullshit and invest money in her.If I want sex,I can get myself a hooker which is cheaper,or I could simply jack off.

I don't have a girlfriend because every bitch I try dating is always something wrong with them. not really looks wise but personality. either something they believe in, or how they think certain things are handled, or just plain old fashioned money hungry/high maintenance,or she is just so emotionally detached that starting a full on relationship would just be a bad idea. The rest are either single parents and I hate kids, so that's a no go, or they are entitled whores just looking for BBC.

honestly, women today are mostly trash and it is actually better to be single.

when the right one comes along, this may be a different story

I am the girlfriend.

Wife won’t allow it.

At least you’re honest! Date a blind girl.

shoot her

incorrect

You’re trash. There’s actually something wrong with you.

whatever you have to tell yourself to make you feel at least a pint size bigger.

but from my experience, most women are trash just looking for something other than a true relationship.

Agree. Those aren't women though, those are hoes. Women are respectable, fuck them hoes.

she's 21

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For me the idea seems better than the reality for some reason. Also I have commitment issues.

Pretty much exactly this. Honestly think I just want a FWB and not a real relationship anymore. Being with only one person seems like an outdated concept in this day and age. Dated two girls briefly this year who wanted to be with me, but I couldn't stick with it. It's like once I knew I was in, I immediately don't care. Must love the thrill of the chase.

for 10 million dollars, you have to cut off both her ring fingers. do you do it?

Because I fucked 2 chicks that said they were single. One of the husbands tried to glass me with a broken Budweiser bottle.

fucking this

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If you have all that shit, just invite a chick over, and she'll fuck you based on your status alone. As long as you aren't fucking ugly or small dicked, you should be murdering puss.

yeah, she'd probably be telling me to do it, she's always talking about fucked up things she'd do for a million

Realistically? I'm not socially outgoing, I work greater than full time in a company with no dating prospects, I go to college 75% online, and when I have a day off I really just prefer to relax.

The benefit of companionship and sex isn't worth the initial cost of looking for someone compatible and building towards it.

I'm not saying it's not happening, but I've decided to leave it be and "see what happens".

cause of autismo

I like your gf