Why aren't you American?
Why aren't you American?
Ian Bell
Christian Jackson
Because my family is in an inhumane detention center cage with a space blanket and toilet water.
Jacob Long
So a massive upgrade non-the-less then.
Jace White
cost too much
Matthew Richardson
Why don't they just get legitimate jobs and immigrate legally like actual human beings.
Austin Diaz
Because I wasn't born there and don't want to be one
David Brooks
soon I will be
Daniel Evans
because I was born to a better nation, the real one, not your tutti frutti zog experiment.
Blake Gomez
Because waiting and assimilating is hard.
Jayden Carter
Grats!