My gf told me she couldn’t get pregnant and she got fucking pregnant and now refuses to get an abortion because...

We started 2 years ago and I’ve never worn a condom and I cum in her every time almost twice a day. She is 18 and she only gets like 4 periods a month and has other problems and shit

I want a legal way to

falcon punch

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She straight up told me she couldn’t get pregnant

You. Are. A. Dumb. Fuck.

There isnt. It isnt your decision at this point. Better go get a job.

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>4 periods a month

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My ex-wife told me the same thing when I was 21. Guess what? I had to be a man, and raise my daughter. If you are not willing to do the right thing, go neck yourself in a barn.

LOL Sounds like you both deserve each other

Enjoy being a father in a broken family user!~

>Only gets 4 periods a month

Lol what do you mean "only"

I really don't care how you cut this. I don't care how lucky you got up until now.

Cum in pussy = possibility of babies

I guess you missed that part of sex ed

That a period everyday

kek

I meant a year

Does not make sence

what would make it broken fgt. quit projecting

I meant a year

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he obviously meant a year kid

Ditch'er.

Then again what do you know about woman fucking loser .

Wahoooo I hope this is a shitpost. Doesn't matter how much she tells you she can't get pregnant, if you're blamin straight into the void that often you're just asking for trouble.

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I happen to be one.

How? I’ve cummed in her constantly and she’s never gotten pregnant before

That doesn't really mean anything

You realize girls can get pregnant while not on their period right?

1 word for you user. Stairs.

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I shit you not user, I got my gf of 3 months prego when I was 19. Now I’m 25, we are married with 3 kids, and she’s dying of kidney failure. Buckle up, this is where you become the man you never knew you had to be. And if you abandon this baby, you are contributing to the fucked up society we have created today. Don’t be a bitch

O sorry I will go back to sucking black dick .

It feels better. And she told me she couldn’t get pregnant

How can any human being die of kidney failure before their fifties unless they are morbidly obese?

Good boy.

That's irrelevant lol
Just because you've came in her before and got lucky, doesn't mean you're not gambling when you do it.
I don't care what she told you about "not being about to get pregnant"

If she has all the organs, which she obviously does, she can get pregnant.
You're a fucking retard.

But that just shows she got problems with her parts

It’s a high risk pregnancy so chances are she’ll miss carry or you’ll have a retard kid. Congrats bro

Get a job, do night classes, go into something that makes money. You're gonna need it. Time for fucking around is over.

....unless you just wanna work under the table/under someone elses social security/be black.

>Parents are teenagers (and dumb)
>He doesn’t want the kid
>She’s having it anyway
They’ll be split before the unfortunate kid’s first birthday.

A girl straight up told me she had a recent std test and still gave me herpes. Wake up man bitches lie

holy shit, retard motherfucker, this is comedy gold

There are millions of barren people

Tits or gtfo

They doesn't mean she 100% can't get pregnant you idiot

/thread
/life

Abnormal amounts of prescription medication abuse combined with having children. She was a super pill head when she was way younger. And now I am paying for her sins.

Fuckin kek

AND SHE AIN'T ONE!
You dumb motherfucker.

And she's not one of them

Just kill yourself, you obviously are doing to do more harm than good with this situation

girl told me she's couldn't get pregnant to get pregnant.
jokes on her. turns out I cant have kids
lol I win

either flee to another country or pay child support for the next three decades. It's not really about the kid it's just another come up. The legal answer to most problems in the US is to screw somebody over. single parenting is tough, but having any parent who doesn't wanna be there is way tougher.

Jesus OP stop fucking repeating yourself. We get it, she lied to you and you're retarded enough to believe it. But what matters is this: she is pregnant, its your kid, and you have no say. Shes ganna have it, and you have two options. You can stay and raise it, or leave and pay for it. Either way get ready to pony up the cash for the next 18-25 years, because in some areas you gatta pay until theyre entirely out of school.

take responsibility. or don't. but pay your fucking child support and see the kid on the regular as you grow the fuck up.
even a dumb frogposter can manage that much

That’s different and you know it

That's fucked up. My condolences

Quads of Truth

No me cumming in her with no kids before was proving that. The fucked up period was backing me up

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How fucking retarded are you actually?
Like, from potato to rain man

Fucking leave her

I don’t want to leave her or pay child support. I want her to just get rid of it and we can put this all behind us

herpes will never make you proud when it brings home a first place medal.
given that the poor kid is going to have OP's genes, you might have a point

this is why i dont have sex

you're a stupid lazy shit. kill yourself. it's for the best.

Okay well this one time disproved that, so what's your point

The bitch is pregnant
She got pregnant
There's a baby in her

What's confusing about this

you're also a selfish retard.

Dumbass roflmao

...

Dude I fucked my wife for three years before she got knocked up the first time, not a single condom or any form of birth control. It takes a while sometimes. You're here trying to get people to agree with you and tell you you're right so you can feel better. But you aren't. You are ganna be a daddy. Deal with it, and stop trying to fucking rationalize why she couldnt be pregnant. She is.

She didn’t lie to me. And people get their gfs to get abortions all the time. I just want to know how. I’m 19 and she’s 18 we don’t need this shit

This!

fuck man, just tell her to abort the motherfucker, and when both of you are ready then have a fucking child and ruin your stupid life

I’m not fucking retarded. I’m just pissed and need help

Exactly dubs of wisdom

Same thing happened to me. Except I was 21 and she was 19
Women ovulate during their trimester. Just because she doesnt get pregnant doesnt mean she cant get pregnant. Again, if shes ovulating. Youre going to get her pregnant.

I don’t want to leave her

Chant with me boys:

MGTOW & FAP
MGTOW & FAP
MGTOW & FAP
MGTOW & FAP

You DON'T. THATS HOW, you fucking moron. It is 110% her decision, and she is hormonal right now. Its all emotion. She is ganna keep it if she wants to, and you have NO say, and trying to convince her otherwise WILL make her leave you, which clearly she should and make your ass pay through the courts. Fucking dumbass.

Couple things op,

1) demand a DNA test at the birth before signing paperwork.

2) if it's yours just be as good as a dad as you can be

3) if it's not yours learn from this and wrap it before you tap it.

If anything I’m not selfish. She’s being the selfish one by forcing this on me

lmao this is shitty.
OPs life is over
the kid is going to be ugly.
his dad shitposts on Yea Forums

man up and make a family, stop being a fucking crybaby.
you could fuck and cum inside now be prepared for the consequences.
fucking tired of you sissy fuckbois.

YOU. ARE. A. MUPPET.
either she
a) legit couldn't have kids, and you gave her the magic D, and now she's excited and wants to live a long happy life with you or
b) she lied and banged some kids into her
---
if you think she lied, leave and pay for your mistake you lazy fucking shit.
if you don't, she's right. it might be her only chance to have a kid, and you're not going to convince her not to, no matter how retard you go.
either cope and stay or fuck off and pay.

the most degenerate website on earth is calling you out as a faggot. take a hint, shit for brains.

I’m not saying she’s not pregnant. I’m saying I want it gone

Replace water with vodka

Having a kid young is kind of a good thing

You get it out of the way early

You fuck up the girls chance of ever having a healthy relationship by making her a single mom

Dont do anything irrational. Geta job or join the military. If you can get into the Army or Navy, you should be ok.
Your relationship wont last with her. But you will be able to support the child. Which above all else, is the most important thing to do.

Weak.

>murder your baby and then keep being my happy gf so I don't have to have any responsibility and can keep playing vidya and smoking weed, or whatever my lazy 19 year old hobbies might be
you are, kid. man the fuck up.

Too bad buster. This is what sex is for my friend. Not for pleasure, not for fun, but for ensuring the survival of your species.

So man up, and figure out a way to deal with it. Don't cheese your way out, or else you are nothing but a worthless sack of human excrement. It is YOUR child, that you will be involved with raising. Or, paying child support for.

Idk man. She never got pregnant before but whatever. I just want her to stop it

You're not listening to what anyone is telling you
You're still in denial
Because you're retarded

Maybe you should hace thought about that before you pumped your baby gravy into her. Stop being a pussy cause its not going to go away. You are fucked kid. Play stupud games, win stupid prizes i guess

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Too bad retard. YOU made this decision when you fucked her, do you not understand that?

She’s only 8 weeks. So she shouldn’t even be that hormonal.

with less invective than I've used, you're in a combination of the denial and bargaining stages of grief.
your life as you knew it is done, and it's going to change.
You'll be okay, OP. It's hard work, but satisfying to raise children.
Calm down and be happy.

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Could have taken charge of the situation and worn a condom anyway. But your dumb ass was too chicken to buy some now you have a kid. As ever

>Dumb frog poster

Its as soon as that egg attaches, thats when the hormones kick in, my little fucktard.

Gods got a good plan for you and your child.

Go see what the plan is and do what needs to be done . The end result will blow your mind

I only came inside her because she couldn’t get pregnant if I thought she could have I would’ve pulled out. It’s that simple

Just make her drink abortion pills without her knowledge. Be sure to support her decision even though you feel not ready yet. Then act like she had a miscarriage. Then leave her

PS: be sure to NOT let the doctors do blood tests. They'll find out she took the pills and you'll go to prison

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I don’t want her to be single or a mom. I want to stay with her but I don’t want a kid

You need to calm down. And I can tell you straight up from personal experience. Nothing on Earth is going to stop her from having that kid. And if you harm her. The law will crush your life. The court has zero tolerance for your personal feelings.
Just do the right thing by getting a job. And do your best to raise the child under the circumstances.

I don’t want to break up with her though

get fucked faggot

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>I only did the thing because I didn't consider the possibility of consequences but consequences happened and I'm going to deny everything because I want them not to

then be a dad, dumbo

This is the most American post I've read in awhile

I’m not in denial I just don’t want a kid right now

You dumb motherfucker. Enjoy your 9 to 5 careerless life you dumbass dope. Thanks for making all of us feel less idiotic through your shitty mindset.
Either let the bitch know as to why this isn't a viable lifestyle or commit. You're more trash if you let her deal with your mistake than together. Own your mistakes and your once avoidable hard future

I’m not a pussy. How does that wanting to enjoy my life make me a pussy?

Too bad, shrimp cock

It's not about what you want dude
Get that through your head
She's having the baby
You're going to have a child

When I was fucking her she couldn’t get pregnant l. That’s the difference

Man the fuck up!

sure. you're in bargaining.

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Your stupidity is actually pretty amazing OP

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by selfishly choosing your own amusement over taking responsibility for the new life you created

Why would I need condoms when the girl straight up told me “I don’t think I can get pregnant” and two years of cumming in her never got her pregnant. If she thought she could have gotten pregnant I would’ve worn condoms or pulled out

Kek

I don’t want to do anything illegal or hurt her

I’m not going to fucking hurt her

whats fucking wrong with you?
I'd be happy.

because her vague notion that babies aren't going to happen isn't a medical declaration?
nature just caught you by the balls buddy. happens to most of us eventually. it's how the species propagates.
if you think most children are planned, you're fucking wrong.

Well obviously she can nigger

user tell the cunt she is FORCING a child on you. You never said you wanted a child and when the both of you had sex you had it with the implication that she wouldn't not get pregnant because if her medical issues. You are NINETEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD. You need to go to school, get a job, save money and learn how to support yourselves before you support a child. Forcing a child on you in a situation like this is a life altering situation that you did not want and should have to deal woth at an age like this. If she is going to have a baby against your will and force it on you even though you don’t want one then what other lond of shit is she going yo force on you later down the road. Its fucking ridiculous that girls get all the power to decide and men and just trapped along for the ride. If she forces this baby on you tell her you are gping to leave. You will NEVER be apart of her life of the childs life and she is going to be an 18 year old single mother taking care of that child. If she is going to FORCE a child on you its only fair you get to somewhat decide your own fate and playing along will her bullshit WILL NOT be your choice. If she wants a kid she needs to wait till the right time and you can both go get invetro or whatever you need to get it done. A child should never be forced on anybody especially at that young of an age.
Make her get that fucking abortion user. Don’t pause for anybody not her or her fucking parents or yours. Gove zero fucks about their religious values and all that. This is your life. Take control and start issueing ultimatums. You DO have leverage here. Offer to pay for invetro later on in life and be dead ass serious about leaving and don’t let that bitch guilt trip you about it. Look her dead in the eye and give zero fucks when she tries to guilt trip you. Legit just say “i don’t fucking care i’m not taking care of a child at 19 period. You forcing this on me is fucked up and total justification for me to leave”

But there were no consequences when I was doing it. That’s like me saying “Hey don’t worry. If you walk down that street you won’t get punched in the face” and then you walked down that street and I punched you in the face and said “hey man you should’ve known by walking down that street you’d get punched”

only sensible thing you've said all thread.

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Dumbass

I don’t want to be

not everyone has perfect information
shit happens, man.
you'll be okay.

No one needs to deal with this when we can just make it go away

She’s not going to have it. And I just need help convincing her

> she only gets like 4 periods a month
ah she's an alien or lizard people

obviously. but life has thrown you a curve ball.
you can either take a swing at being a dad, or you can refuse to play ball and go home. but you can't sit the bench with your girl if you want play ball.

>want play ball.
*wont

“It’s all about what she wants” is what you actually meant to say user.
Kill yourself. Men should have a choice too. Not OP btw

How is this stupidity. If I told you something wouldn’t happen but I did I wouldn’t call you an idiot

OP you are intentionally just not fucking listening. The law doesnt give two shits about you in this situation. Man up. Fuck you for repeating your childish shit over and over. You gonna be a daddy, get over it.

>She's not going to have it
>She refuses to get an abortion

It's not up to you user. It really isn't.
You're definitely in denial/bargaining

You can't convince her, or make her.

You'll be fine so long as you're not in debt as of now

A test wont cure you... Now you know.

Lots people don’t have or want kids it’s not a big deal

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>Men should have a choice too

Sure, it's a decision they need to reach as a couple.
But if she refuses to get an abortion, you can't make her get a fucking abortion

I don't really care what "men's rights" bullshit you wanna spout off

Because I’m still in the prime of my life and there is shit I still want to do

you're just also a selfish lazy prick
op might grow out of it. kid's just scared.
you seam like one of those permafags
>I'm an incel no one will have sex with? I'll show them. I won't have sex with them either! now I'm not an incel, I'm just cel. gottem

Yet she wants it. And is already having it, how convenient for her.

It wasn’t vague. I cum in her everyday and nothing happened until apparently 8 weeks ago

He can leave and never look back and can try to legally avoid it at every chance he gets

Oh well faggot

then they should wear condoms and not toss thick ropes all over their girls uterus based on the vague notion that she's had sex and never caught pregnant before

Not really, if I was a selfish lazy prick then why would I try to help OP. That requires both effort and selflessness.
Checkmate faggot. Guess you gotta kill yourself now for being so retarded

C'mon now, user. Your parents didnt abort you, now return the favor. Also, congrats user!

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Men can control their reproductive capabilities too!

Yeah, that's an option
I never said it wasn't lol

nothing happens to anyone until it does.
you're Evel Knievel jumping your fucking motorcycle over shit every day and you're surprised you finally wrecked.
> I never would've jumped those 60 buses if I'd know I would have wrecked

OP here. I was actually LARPing but it got boring. Sorry

being a huge faggot is a possibility

Just abort yourself. Problem solved

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Then he should take that option and use it as leverage to tell that bitch he doesn’t want a kid right now

you're not helping OP. you're giving him bad advice that you believe because it makes you feel like you should never have to be responsible for your actions. dumbass.

I’m going to try this.

4u

If she just got pregnant without there being a fetus:
Force feed her abortion medications! Having a child and/or needing to pay a lot of money for it, for half your life (the important part) is worse than prison if you really don't want it.

Life is only a life once it can register feelings/sounds etc. Which would be too late for you to do anything, but if she just got pregnant a short while back, without there being a developed fetus, that's nothing more than sperm in a tissue.

Sounds cruel and fucked up. But it's only logical to me. A women shouldn't have the right to destroy a mans life because of that. She's a total bitch!

Someone else should tell OP what the law gives you for force feeding someone abortion medication. Then remove some of it for her threatening you as well and you being young.

Bitches lie friend
Bitches lie

yeah well thats just your opinion and you are normally wrong anyways so why would this time be any different?

Only one person in this thread has tried to help me. I’m not going to force her force her but more make her by convincing her.

dumb fucks like you are just mad because you kept it and now you regret it, op dont let a baby ruin your life you only have 1

People do it everyday. Go to any abortion clinic

I don’t even have a credit score

Why bother using it as leverage? Just leave if he wants to leave

Forcing her to get an abortion isn't going save the relationship. She's going to hate him for it.

The only way they aren't immediately breaking up is if he stays with her and the kid.

But realistically, this faggot is doomed no matter what.
So I guess if he convinces her to coat hanger it, and leaves anyway, at least he'll save money.

>and you are normally wrong anyways
do we suddenly know one another
>yeah well thats just your opinion
as a grown ass man that's raised four kids, yes, it is.
it's one born of experience.
I expect OP to calm down and accept their responsibility. which means either living with it or paying for it.
badgering his girl into an abortion she doesn't want is fucking malignant.

She has to choose to do that.
Which she apparently isn't doing.
Hence this thread.

>only one person in this thread has tried to help me
you mean only one didn't call you on your bullshit
they aren't helping you, kid

>forcing her to have an abortion will make her hate him for it

Sounds like a lot less of a problem than having a fucking kid at 19 faggot

She hasn’t had anything yet. I looked it up if I can convince her before the end of next week all she has to do is take two pills

Nah i’m saying that based on the history of our conversation here where I have already booty blasted you multiple times with logic little bitch

No, that's like saying "You can call a black guy 'my nigga' and he won't punch you in the face." So you do it a few times, and you don't get punched in the face. You keep on doing it and get comfortable with it. But then one day, you get punched in the fucking face, and it's your own damn fault.

But I love her and I want to stay together I just don’t want a kid

You clearly didn't finish reading

Yeah but OP doesn’t owe you shit. Nobody cares what you expect based on your own gay ass experience kid. Kill yourself

see? this guy doesn't give a fuck about you or your girl OP.
they're just a shite.

>Don't worry, user, you can creampie me, I can't get pregnant teehee

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you are not a smart man

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Well thats the ONLY leverage you got kid. Take it or leave it. Life isn’t going to magically hand you a way out, make your own or quit crying about it. You asked for help and I gave you the best form of help possibily avaliable to you

But in our mind there was no risk at all

Your right. I’m not gonna read your whole comments if they were as long as the other. Way to much stupid shit to read. If your first premise sucked throw the whole post away

you can either live a good life or you can be like this hatefilled ass crack, op.
the choice is yours.

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Chant with me boys:

MGTOW & NOFAP
MGTOW & NOFAP
MGTOW & NOFAP
MGTOW & NOFAP

>fixed

Tell her that you're not ready to be a father and that if she wants to continue the pregnancy, then she can do it without you, she'll obviously sue for custody and child support but its better than being a father at 19.

Op’s girl doesn’t even give a fuck about him. Shes forcing him into a lifestyle he doesn’t even want. Thats not love bro

convincing yourself there isn't danger isn't the same as there not being danger

Hot opinions there my dude throw me another

That’s why I need help convincing her

>Your

You can't even get past the first word lol
Get a load of this nigger

she didn't force him to pump her full for two years.
she's probably not a mastermind manipulator.
she's probably just as naive as OP is

I asked for help. I didn’t asked to be judged

Tell her if she has this baby, you're going to drown it in the sink

That'll work

I figured from the start, you don’t have a girlfriend. Post pics you 350 basement dweller

Lol OP could live a WAY better life than having a kid at 19. The possibilities are literally endless compared to having a kid

How? He was cool with it

Man the fuck up. Im 21 with a kid on the way. You gotta do what you gotta do. Shouldve worn a rubber my guy. Yeah you young but shit everything happens for a reason. Dont be a dead beat.

your sad and painful life is never getting better, because you are the source of all your problems

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Oh that sux user. How is your Spanish?

>I asked how to do it wrong, I didn't ask to be told the right way

You forgot the period at the end of your sentence user. Lol dumb faggot.

What a bunch of bullshit. If a woman was pregnant and a man wanted to keep it but the woman didn’t, she would just murder the baby and face no repercussions. But if a man wants to terminate and the woman doesn’t, he’s fucked into supporting the white and the baby for the next 18 years. Make her sign a contract that explicitly states you do not consent to being a father and that if she chooses to continue the pregnancy she waives her right to obtain financial assistance from you

My life is actually pretty broski lol.

This

Moot point faggot. She is forcing a kid on him that she doesn’t want

Nah fam, only women are allowed to murder babies freely.

the womans body is hosting the child. as the host, it is her right to refuse it. the mother's right to her own body trumps the right of the child to exist
if we cannot control our own flesh, what control do we have at all?

k

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkDcgtHf0g

That’s why you never trust anyone.

This is how you look

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Maybe he put up with your bullshit for too long, then got sick of being called a nigger and finally snapped.

Well we certainly don’t have the right to murder children. If a man slipped a woman Plan B without her knowledge and she miscarried, he would be charged with murder (has actually happened), and if a man kills a pregnant woman, he is charged with 2 counts of homicide. Those precedences have established that an unborn fetus is a person with rights. Therefore, murdering it is illegal you fucking baby hating faggot

fake your death

Is she cute? Sharing is caring.

you"ll get $500/month in gov assistance for having a baby.

abortion is at the edge of two rights.
the right to live and the right to control our bodies.
I can't force you to give me a kidney, or blood transfusion, or whatever.
If your kid got sick, no one can make you donate bone marrow if you should happen to be a match.
Organs are transplanted only in the event that the person willed them to be given.
We have long chosen bodily autonomy over the right of others to live.

For what it's worth, I would never ask a girl to get an abortion. I find the practice pretty malignant. But I have the burden of two brain cells to rub together, so I can't just try to outlaw everything that gives me the feels.

At this stage, all this shit has to be bait. Op can't be this retarded.

B,b,b,but she said she couldn't get preggers guys. . .
B,b,b,but she wouldn't lie to me guys. . .

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Life is not about what you want, you mongoloid.

>My gf told me she couldn’t get pregnant
HOW FUCKING STUPID, AUTISTIC AND NAIVE CAN ONE user POSSIBLY BE?
That is all.

That’s a different argument. In the case of organ or bone marrow donation, the LACK of an action could potentially result in bodily harm or death to another. In the case of abortion, you have to specifically chose to perform an action that will result in bodily harm or death to another. If you’re standing on a train platform and you see someone fall, but you don’t help because it will put your body at risk, you don’t get in trouble for that. But if you’re standing on the train platform and you push someone onto the tracks and they die, guess what, that’s your fault. You’re not even legally allowed to terminate your OWN life in most places. Where’s the bodily autonomy? Then why should you be allowed to terminate the life of another? And why should it stop at birth? I have 3 kids, and they’re annoying as fuck sometimes, and they have absolutely negatively affected my body. Can I kill them now so they aren’t a drain on me anymore?

I'm in favor of bodily autonomy and the recognition that women have been controlling their flesh and aborting since before history started getting written down. I think it best to have legal safe options for them.
I understand why you're not. It's probably going to be a baby, a kid, a life, etc.
I don't favor abortion. I do favor personal freedom over the right to live as a parasite, even unintentionally.
>as for the trolley problem, there's only one real solution

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As a paramedic of 7 years I find this mildly amusing.

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>Where’s the bodily autonomy?
I'm in favor of legal suicide as well, though I would be willing to restrict it to adults.

Everyone is talking about how he did it. But let’s look at somethings here.

>2 years rawing it up and blasting baby batter into
>literally whole 2 years no preg
>now pregnant

I think your leaky tube sock of a female got deep ducked by another nigga.

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Kek.
Real possibility.

>OP is shooting blanks
>Doesn't know it yet because 19
>Gf cheats on him regularly
>Oops.mov
>She can't admit it she has a side piece
>Forces OP into slavery

To fucking bad. wtf is with kids not understanding sex causes babies. I mean seriously so i ejaculated into a woman and now theres a baby. I mean are you that fucking stupid? booo fucking woooo, join the rest of the species for the last few hundred thousand years or so.

Nope. She was a virgin when we met and we basically live together. Neither of us have jobs and are together almost 24/7

Neither of you have jobs?
Lol you guys are fucked

Do your parents know? They're your only hope

Kek. Better start flippin burgers and buy a trailer

joining the military might be his best option, really

yo OP, your life is over

Lemme see her sweet succulent butthole, i will take care of her for you

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Join the Air Force OP

Get "deployed" to Delaware or some shit and live your life. You have to marry her for the government to give a shit about her and the kid though. And make sure you claim them as your dependents and get them on your orders.

Research vitamin C and herbal abortion. That is stuff you give her against her will.

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you can actually go to school while you're in the military, or at least get some pretty crazy scholarships. find something you want to do that can overlap with the military , and do it op

Don’t regret shit. Some women can’t be convinced to get an abortion . That means that she’s going to have the baby. If he don’t want it, he’s going to abandon it which is going to mean it’s going to have fucked up daddy issues. Go eat your own dick

Just leave sell your shit and move to another state or country if she wants it thats her problem. Dont listen to the moralfags here about responsibility or any of that cuck shit you owe their society nothing.

Why not? Birth of a beta nation. Is that what you want? Probably because you’re a beta

Bohoo, poor you, stupid fuck. She's the one dying, you're not paying for shit, you're living with the consequences of squirting your seed inside a fucking pill head. But sure go blame your retardation on someone dying.

Listen OP. You can try to convince her, rationally, by telling her why having to raise a kid at a young age with not exactly the best position in life might be a bad idea. Chances are you will fail, but you can try. If she's not convinced, you have a choice to make. Either you stay with her, and you raise the kid together. It will be costly and time consuming but but you'll see the fruits of your hard work every day for years and that will fill you with a kind of happiness and purpose you can't find anywhere else. Or you leave her, which will also be costly, but you'll have to live with the regret of abandoning your child and what could possibly be the most fulfilling relationship you've ever had. Either way, man up and make a choice.

God you are an idiot. You are in denial of a couple of very unpleasant realities if you think that's how things work.

You are fucking retarded, this is entirely your fault. You don't have any say in this matter from now on and you're a waste of air if you genuinely think there is something you can "do to make things right". If she's having it she's having it, I'd do the same if I was a roastie who might never be able to be pregnant again.

shouldn't have gave your sperm away my dude. You had a choice.

You still use birth control moron! This is like some dub slut coming in here saying he told me he was sterile.

Anything can happen you have to protect yourself.

Become everything she despises.
Break up
Get a lawyer and already set up visitation rights.
She will get an abortion.
Women hate being told what to do.
But do everything in such a way that you can get custody of the kid and make her pay.

jalapenos are very hot, just sayin

Please don't. Please don't be an idiot.

Well what I read so far from you it seems like you are a bit of an idiot. So you are probably going to do this and fuck things up for good.

Goodness it's like watching a car crashing in slow motion.

>But do everything in such a way that you can get custody of the kid and make her pay.

that shit is possible?

Holy shit man, are you larping or actually this dumb? Before coming inside her for 2 years you could have googled her condition and you would have seen within 2 minutes that yes, bitches can always get pregnant, because "miracles" happen. You can also get pregnant after being serialized or having a vasectomy, it's just very unlikely to happen.

lol well hope it felt great because your about to have a little munchkin kicking your dick in every chance they get.

lol if its disabled OP is fucked those wages are gonna be garnished for life.

don't listen to this fagott.

no it isn't you don't know you have an STD even with a negative test. OP's girl had a doctor tell her she can't have kids but there is no way to know for sure.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

I'm sorry for you op it would be easier if you were black

Obviously after two years she sees you as a responsible adult who would make a good make role model for the child her and some nigger conceived

Fuck you are a moron. I have not read anything more out of touch with this world since years. Goodness. How do people like you even exist?

talk to a lawyer

Give her a lot of pure chamomile tea. Start now and thank me later.

Lol. Sounds like you’re the dumb fuck.

offer to make her some dinner and make sure its chicken. Don't cook it properly and she'll get salmonella and miscarry. Good luck OP

Assault and battery
Attempted Murder (Mother)
Murder (Child)
Don't do it.

Person who suggested it:
Conspiracy to all of the crimes mentioned.

Don't cook it properly and she'll get salmonella? Nigga even if she eats totally uncooked chicken for weeks it's unlikely she'll get salmonella.
Cooking it properly is a precaution against the anyway slim off-chance to get salmonella.

FALCOOOOOOOONNNNNNN PPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH

witnessed

because any normal functioning person wouldn't be able to taste the difference

Thats not how contracts work dumbass
Also if op didnt want a kid he could have just not fucked her
He had a choice to believe that bullshit
An Hero libfag cuck

just leave her theres nothing stopping you

like my dad did to mom

Before the baby's even got a heartbeat. user is gonna skip town when he realizes he doesn't have the stones to fail his future offspring in person, like a real man.

Vitamin C abortion is the easiest way. Give her some Vitamin C. High dosage each day. Without riboflavin. The pure stuff. No-one tastes that in fruit juice. One glass every meal. After one week your issues are gone.
That or you man up and live with the consequences.
If you talk to her you gonna be soooo fucked that a crackhore looks tight in comparison.

Murder is NOT an option! Man up and raise YOUR little son/daughter. Marry the gf, welcome to being an adult and now being responsible for your actions.

shit I'm 30 and not responsible for shit

I told her to wait to tell them. Her dad would beat my ass if he knew

No. That's absolutely not how contracts work you fucking idiot. No judge ever would relieve you of your obligations because of this idiot contract. You are so phenomenally wrong here it's almost worth a screen cap.

Dude just raise the baby I'm 19 too and having a baby at 18 was the best thing to ever happen to me
Also remember if you consented to have sex with you you consented to have a baby simple biology

inducing miscarriage is MURDER

if you play it as an accident how will they know its attempted manslaughter. I mean its not hard to "accidently" undercook the food

If you have proof or witnesses of her stating that she cannot get pregnant, then you can prove that your sexual consent was under manufactured/false pretense, and thus you can claim nonconsent. This does mean you gotta accuse her of rape in the eyes of the law, but it gets you free of the child.

>if we cannot control our own flesh, what control do we have at all?
go ask my chopped off foreskin. The truth is that society just doesn't care about men

Yes. And it's an option.

One less shitty kid raised by shitty parents in a shitty situation doesn't sound so bad.

So far he gave me the best option

I’m not crying bruuuuhhh. I was trying to show that you can make it through a lot in life, Your life is not over until it’s over. She wasn’t doing drugs when we met ass hat and I am not perfect either. Sure it’s my fault yeah I know. Do I regret it, no I’m not a little bitch like you probably are

Undercooking food is very likely gonna do just nothing.

Hard times breed tough and responsible men.

>Society dosen't care about men.

U dumb?

I’m not. I keep telling you guys I don’t want to hurt her

I'm having you wankers on. I didn't get my girlfriend pregnant, because I don't even have one. I'm an incel just like the lot of you.

No. No and No. No judge would agree to that. That's not how this works.

I want to be with her. I just don’t want the kid

You were a Dad from the moment of conception. You have responsibilities as well as rights. Do not kill your child.

That is something you gonna regret for the rest of your life. I know. I have done that.

Not always. Sometimes, but not always.

Fuck you. Stop trying to make me feel bad for not wanting to ruin my life

You're not OP, you fucking autistic neckbeard.

>number of people surprised = 0

Dude I don’t even know what I wanna be when I grow up. I can’t have a kid

prove me wrong

No I’m op.

The joke is on all of you. There's no bitch and no child.

No, you're not. You're probably a lesbian with a dick, who is angry at the world. Kill yourself.

No, I am OP

I mean it makes no difference to me. I just need advice on this

There's always a margin of error. In general the statement holds up, though.
I was an irresponsible, 24/7 stoned shithead, then I knocked up my gf. She's now my wife, I stopped weed, got a job, am on my way to a promotion and our second kid is on the way. It's tough, but life never felt so full of substantial meaning.

True
I screenshotted his post and called the police
Their requesting his ip from the site host as we speak
I hope he lives in alabama

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How old are you?

Your sir make me so happy
Probably the best user in the thread
I too was very happy with my baby and I'm trying to get into post secondary now so i can start a career and support my family