Quickest/easiest way to kill yourself? Google just throws up a bunch of suicide-prevention posts

Quickest/easiest way to kill yourself? Google just throws up a bunch of suicide-prevention posts.

I don't have a gun.

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use bing

Quick and easy? Use a knife at your carotid arteries.

Do a backflip with your dick in a blender.

That'll do the job

hold up a bank

>quick
>painless
Shotgun to head is 99%, but more like 100% if you aren't a retard.

90% chance to die off a 6 story building. 10 stories is a statistical certainty. bring bolt cutters if you need to get on the roof. gl user.

This is true. I would kill myself if I had to use bing.

Bottle of whiskey and some place that’s high.

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The sysadmin at work set the default web browser at work as Bing for some reason

A couple guys actually survived jumping off the golden gate bridge.

abc7news.com/amp/society/second-chances-i-survived-jumping-off-the-golden-gate-bridge/2010562/

It's an interesting read.


>"I looked to make sure nobody was near me. I counted again, and jumped."

>That was the moment he realized everything that overwhelmed him about his job, his life and his circumstances were completely fixable.

>"I saw my hands leave the bridge," he recalled. "I knew at that moment, that I really, really messed up. Everything could have been better, I could change things. And I was falling. I couldn't change that."

>"It was like your life flashing before your eyes, except it was my current life. It was everybody I was going to hurt: my wife, my daughter, my mom, my dad, my three brothers," said Ken. "I've never felt anything like it, that profound sadness."

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>"I actually had a pact with myself, this is something that many suicidal people do. If one person says 'Are you ok,' 'Is something wrong,' or 'Can I help you?' I was going to tell them everything and beg them to help me," said Kevin.

>No one spoke to him. He spent 40 minutes on the bridge, tears still streaming down his face. And then, finally, someone approached him.


>Kevin had been waiting for just one person to reach out to him. On the span, a woman came up to him on his left side.

>"Blond curly hair, giant sunglasses that didn't fit her face, and a smile. And I thought, she smiled at me, she's going to ask me if I'm ok. I don't have to die today. I'm 19, and I don't have to die," said Kevin. "That's when she pulled out a camera and said 'Will you take my picture?' And I was crushed."

>He took the picture and returned her camera. She walked away. Within moments, he jumped from the bridge.

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helium exit bag, google it.

Worthless optimistic bullshit.

Eat 100 hits of lsd then go for a swim in ocean. It'll be a quick painless fun death

protip, land on concrete.

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Its someone's experience.
We're nobody to write it off as bullshit.

>That was the moment he realized everything that overwhelmed him about his job, his life and his circumstances were completely fixable.

This is ironically funny,bin a humorous way. Not condoning suicide, but it took this much for him to realize that he could fix his life.

Just hang yourself, ones you kick the stool, there isn't much you can do but watch everything fade away in 11 seconds

Easy bro,Just think Yea Forums has more interesting original pre 2012.

Don't do it bro, you'll never know what's around the corner that's why you have to get up everyday and enjoy the small things in life.

>666

Nice try, Satan.

>not condoning suicide.
Nobody asked to be born. If you have no responsibilities (kids below the age of 18, pets, etc) you should be able to do whatever you want with your life.

>Nobody asked to be born.

Are you sure about that?

Agreed

go to an american school

I wonder how many dipshits here will think it's true? "L-look, 666, that's no coincidence!"

The only person capable of willing themselves into existence is probably Billy Mays. And he's dead now.

If not, who do you ask?

He's a bing in the head.

Eat 100 steamed hams

Dont use bing. My brother died that way. Think of all you have to life for.

Google should also reveal to you as to why that's a bad idea too

Breathe helium, you will pass out after 1 min and will die in 2mins, no pain death.

Helium and a plastic bag, if you secure it correctly you won't wake up and will just fall asleep peacefully my dude.

How are you doing user ?

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Overdose while falling off a cliff while bleeding out

We need more information to give helpful advice:
Do you own a car?
Do you live in a place with a garage? Carbon monoxide poisoning is pretty easy (if you're an asshole and don't have either of these things, you could rent a car and a large storage unit that you could drive into and ruin a few peoples day when they find you)
The benefit of carbon monoxide as opposed to jumping off of a building is the chance to back out of it while you sit there contemplating on your decision.

Also don't kill yourself i guess?

Buy a gun. Don't miss though.

Remember, don't go into the light. The light is a hoax. Parasitical entities use this realm as a spiritual prison to feed off of your energy, and they want you to keep reincarnating in it. They make the death experience comforting and downright seductive, but the light will lead you right back to bondage.

So if you don't go into the light then what do you do?

Otay!

Buy a gun.

use duckduckgo
There's a board on 8ch

8chDOTnet/suicide/ (replace dot)

>2012
>using google

Ddg and startpage are much better options

slowboard tho prolly because it's a suicide board?

you'll reach the true reality where suffering and pain is none-existent

hang ys
use simple suspension and put the noose over your adams appla you will pass out in 20secs and theres no pain because you get super weak and confused. I tried it but fucked up the height so i was hitting the floor with my feet but it's really painless

simple suspension/short drop

And you know this, how?

Walk into the worst hood you can find with a bucket of fried chicken in one hand and a watermelon under the other arm. Say "Hello nigger" to every nigger you pass. One of them is guaranteed to shoot you.

bro just saying if youre gonna end your life atleast do it proper, go shoot up a crackhead black neighborhood, go bomb a mosque or some shit dont just dip out of life with no splash.

if youre sad about a girl or someshit go kidnap the bitch, kill her then off yourself so you leave with some closure.

i just dont understand why you'd poff yourself without doing something absolutely mental cause at the end of the day your end game is to end yourself, why not do some insane shit before hand.

Try DMT bro- everything will be made clear

>go bomb a mosque
why bring other, innocent people into your own misery, what did they do to deserve this?
this advice, you should KYS, not OP.

>doing something absolutely mental
how about he rapes and murders all of YOUR family, user. Cuts your dick off and flushes it?
Is it also acceptable if it's done to you?

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why the fuck not bro, like i stated op's end game is to off himself and why not off yourself and stir the pot at the same time. im not saying bomb a mosque but what i am saying is if hes gonna an hero at least consider creating shrapnel in society before doing so that way op is remembered in the history books

i dont care faggot, he can try. he'll definitely die at the end of it tho

>Quickest/easiest way
gun to head
knife to any artery
jump in front of train/bus
fall from high up

if you want quickest most painless way then gassing with nitrogen or any other inert.

Keked hard he tells the truth

Genius here