How the fuck do I score weed?

How the fuck do I score weed?

Its my birthday and I have no friends who smoke.

I just want to smoke a J bros, do I go to a bar or something?

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grow your own

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isn't it recreationally legal in FL? just go to the local dispensaries

ask every nigger you see.

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No its not, you need to pay a jew doctor a few hundred dollars every couple of months just to renew your medical prescription. Then the dispensary rip off prices will set you back even more

It's Florida like a wonderland, of milfs , bukake gang bangs , Spanish speaking peoples and drugs?!
Do to the local 711.

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awwww man. Florida still hasn't passed that bill. they are close though, but that doesn't help our sitch right now. we need to get you some weed NOW.

have you thought about lingering around the dispensaries and asking people to buy some for you? kinda like 'that kid' who asks adults to buy alcohol but weed instead.

dispensaries usually have pre rolled joints for the 10 to 15 dollar range. if you were to buy a dime bag off the streets, it would be a joint amount, so what's the difference?

>pre rolled joints for the 10 to 15 dollar range.

Seems like a rip off

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You're in FL and you can't figure out how to fucking get any bud?

You're just too goddamn stupid. You should stop smoking because the lack of brain cells are showing. Fucking idiot.

>have you thought about lingering around the dispensaries and asking people to buy some for you?

Its gonna have to come to that if I can’t figure something else out! I was wondering if dealers advertised on craigslist/ facebook market/ some iphone app but I don’t know about this shit, I’m a 33 year old boomer :(((((

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welcome to the world of government controlled substances. unfortunately this is the average pricing points I seen. it's mainly because of the taxes. I believe like alcohol the tax is price inclusive which would explain the high price. the government was not going to give us a natural plant without taking a piece for themselves

>You should stop smoking
I haven’t started! Thats why I want to get some retard.

Yikes... Well I suppose it's legal but damn..

They are usually gram joints...

Buying a single gram is $20 usually..

>you mean its sold at a store prerolled for cheaper than on the street??

Honestly, go have a drink at the bar, buy a pack of cigs, and bum a lighter to start random conversation - ask if anyone has any green.. use it being your bday if they look at you like go away fag

ask at the local parks, look for skater boys or niggaz

This.
And this

that’ll be my first move

Bring some cash. Like $60-$100 and plan to overpay, but that's usually what I do when I travel for work and want bud in a random place

Perfect. My Rich banker brother put this in my B-day card

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Get change buying cigs, but yeah. Good luck bud, don't be in a rush, pushy, or creepy. Enjoy the bday fam