Hope everyone is having a good day! I'm wearing ahegao, am I funny yet?

she is a white male

Male or Female?

Yikes, mine are from 2018 and yours is still in better condition

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day.

No

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OP here, I mean it's pretty obvious I am a girl right? ;-;

then show a tit or something

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To be honest I can't tell what is male or female anymore.

A girl with a penis?

I like your eyebrows OP

OP here thanks for the critique. I will get that sorted out right away. Will try makeup next time, thanks. The bone surgeon stops by my village with a white van everyday, I will let him know to help my uglyness.

You look like a trans John Oliver

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Thanks! :3

Thanks?

Why is my gender even vaguely important? I am just saying hi, geez

OP here, My pants only contain doom

Guy's who put women down on their appearance in such detail usually look like this

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Make sure to log into a Bethesda account

It's not

OP here, I need to prove womanhood with nudes? You can't just be like "oh she said hi, cool" yall are... somehow worse than animals.

Show your face with timestamp then. No nudes required.

No I think you should GTFO

What did you think was going to happen if you post your face in an anonymous board.

Tits or gtfo. Dont forget the timestamp.

OP here, Dude, just move on with your life. I know you gotta keep your hand in your pants at all times or melt into a greasy spot on the carpet of your apartment filled with piss bottles and cigarette buds. It's okay to be human rubbish, you never chose that. There's this really great site for your needs called "Porn Hub".

It’s uncanny

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Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.

No ,not really.
Nowadays its hard to tell.

Op craves attention, gets the wrong attention and it's ass is fractured

here, it aint so bad, before I had the privilege of a boyfriend pegs me upon request, I used to go to go to E-Hentai galleries, Hitachi magic wand at the ready. There really is no shame after you accept the fact you will never amount to anything, promise.

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Why would he flick his Bean or double tap his mouse to a picture of your face with a time stamp?

Girl you crazy

Bitch, I am eating oatmeal, you can't kill me.

Op what the fuck are you on about. Spewing bullshit cuz dude asked for a face pic with a fucking time stamp. If that tussles your jimmies you need to get your priorities straight

>Op roasting herself

I don't owe you beautiful and sexy men a goddamn thing.

Listen you fucking idiot, You don’t want to fuck with me punk,
I’m an ex-marine and now work double shifts as a bouncer.
I bench press 250 times a day and can do 100 push ups with my dick alone,
And you? Probably beating off that small “dick” of yours 250 times a day to
stupid cartoon drawings of girls. HA! You’re fucking nothing to me.
Infact if you were here right now I’d fucking slam my fist deep into your face
and make you shred tears like the little bitch you are. Don’t fuck with me
buddy. You’re lower than dirt, You’re nothing but a waste of space.
You think you can just backtalk shit to me on the internet?
Fucking come to my face and say it. I’d put you in the intensive care unit
for months if I didn’t fucking kill you. I don’t give a shit about your
opinion or your pathetic reasons why you were even born. You’re fucked now!
It’s too fucking late to save yourself, don’t bother committing suicide either
you piece of shit I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again my fucking
self. I’m coming for you faggot.

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Dude, I hope you're just acting retarded and shit. A fucking face pic and time stamp made you lose your shit. Some dude ruined your night and it's early morning cuz he asked for a simple pic with a fucking time stamp

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you have

Girl if you want attention this is not the place to go.

For real though, I have to get out of bed to do this. For what? so I can have y'all ridicule me more? No deal. Yall really hurt my ego this time. I might never recover, ouch. This is the worst trade deal in history

Imagine having the power to make autists sperg-gasm by posting a selfie

Thank you, I am aware, I am in the mood for ruining my day with rude internet incels. Thank you for your concern tho.

Fascinating, thank you for sharing. I would not know what it's like, tell me your experiences.

What led you to Yea Forums anyways?

Ok now I know something ain't right about this post. You're faggot ass is obviously standing in the pic you posted. And now your excuse to not post a pic is because you're in bed. Your eyes are brown cuz you're so full of shit

Well, believe it or not, I am actually more of a bully to myself than any of these people here. This actually is helping me to know this is the worst the lowest possible scum of the internet would ever treat me. It helps me be nicer to myself.

Btw your glasses look like if you took em off your nose comes off with them.

That's funny! thank you for sharing!

If you're looking for sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis

You flatter me so! gosh, if I had a ochin-chin it would be sooooooo deep down your throat. DADDYYY TAKE MEEEEE

And this makes you furious as all fuck. I can imagine your fat, obese face right now. Brows furrowed with a mixture of sweat and oil dripping off them. Your true facial expression cannot be seen, on account of how unbelievably fat your face is (and how covered it is in acne too). Your fat fingers trembling as you try to type a coherent sentence, but cannot on account of how much your fat fingers are trembling, but also because of the fact that their sheer fatness results in you pressing multiple keys at once when you try to type.

cute

From where the ankles down?

Definitely, I'm really trying to lose some weight here, but I guess I am destined to remain a fat fuck forever. Would you be a dear and draw/quarter my fat, disgusting corpse. I'm not pressuring you to be the hero, but that would really give me something to look forward to.

Aww thanks. Have a nice dayy! ^-^

S-Senpai ;-; arigoto

>she is a white male
>she
>male
pick one retard HE is a male

I'm actually intersex. I prefer female pronouns tho