ITT: Star Trek thread! We vaguely describe a Star Trek episode or movie, and anons guess the title

Masks.

Kek that’s literally 90percent of Star Trek episodes isn’t it?

All Good Things

>every episode with Alexander
Nope nope.

William Shatner saying nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=fFttQH_Xc6M

Minefield.

You guys think trois could sense when ppl were having sense and when they climaxed did she get off on it too? Do you think she would just wander the enterprise waiting for ppl to fuck so she could get off on it?

The Best Of Both Worlds Pt. II

correct
trips also Darmok

>frozen dog and phlox clips his toes

>Faggots born in the late 90's and early 2000's
>LOL LET's MAKE A STAR TREK THGREADSAH!
Fuck you faggot nigger bitches. You niggers will never even experience Bones being pissed off because he's a doctor and not a Yea Forums mod who needs to ban all your nigger faggot asses.

Troi couldn't actually sense anything she was just faking it.

Def one of the top ten TNG eps ever.

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Dubs, correct, and Night In Sick Bay.

I fucking hope so'

Cost of living?

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worf is a gigglepuss.

youtube.com/watch?v=4NOM-kLfDR8

>widely regarded as one of the worst tng episodes
ya, i kinda like this episode too. also, romulan an hero episode is possibly my favorite

Correct

>TV shoes dissapear after they first air so no one can ever watch them after than
says the 15 year old

>Cost of living?
Nope again. You'll literally shit bricks and call me a fag when I tell you what it is.

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>lore sings abdul abulbul amir

A facsimile Janeway knows your terror as you fade away into nothingness.

It was the first episode I remember liking as a kid. My dad watched the show (also TOS) religiously.

But it's kinda shit. A lot of promise but fell short.

>the enterprise visits the nigger planet

>widely regarded as one of the worst tng episodes
Was it?? Wasn't it part of the original Top Ten Fan Picks Countdown hosted by Frakes? Shit, it was always one of my favorites...

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>tng gets to use costumes from star trek VI

Reunion, I think.
The one with Dr Soong and the kid with space lukemia.
not the DS9 episode with the dreams, I hope. Where rumpleforeskin takes obrians kid?

yes, but any episode where brent spiner gets to play 3 or more characters is gold imo

tapestry. Fucking outstanding episode.
Is there a Gene Luck Peckered here?

The Thaw

Code of Honor

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nope, see this clue nailed it.

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If it's not Firstborn, I give up.

you got it.

>riker gets called a leaf

>Be'lanna is a thirsty bitch and Neelix is under-qualified to go spelunking

>Q gets stabbed by a nigger

What if I simply said, "Janeway knows...", would that have gave it away or are you a based trekkie being based?

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>not the DS9 episode with the dreams, I hope. Where rumpleforeskin takes obrians kid?
Nope.
Okay, it was actually...the episode of Diff'rent Strokes where micronigger kid Webster gets zapped onto the bridge of the Enterprise.
I kid you not, this was a real thing.

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Blood Fever.

>nope, see this clue
a fistful of datas?

>I give up
see

you just blew my mind...

youtube.com/watch?v=eHrCrh9FNUI

Blonde gets blacked

>>riker gets called a leaf
that's too god damn obscure for me

normally I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but star trek threads are one of the few things on Yea Forums that are generally nice.

nope, it's in the 4th season

>picard beats up tuvok

>riker gets called a canadian

>Sisko has his coffee just the way he likes it

>riker gets called a leaf
Icarus Factor??

>picard beats up tuvok
Starship Mine

nope

>someone we don't care about gets promoted

correct.

>dicks jones commands the enterprise

Chain of Command

>beverly shoes off her foot whore skills

Family?
>>picard beats up tuvok
star ship mine
lower decks

lol nope

>one of two episodes where a phaser rifle is shown being fired

>Wesley falls for super hot and wholesome QT trap

>>someone we don't care about gets promoted
Thine Own self or Ménage à Troi
>>beverly shoes off her foot whore skills
data's day

>fam
nope, but you're chronologically close...
youtube.com/watch?v=zS543JUiPeA

>low decks
yup.

Nobody??

Code of Honor, I presume

who the fuck else is dick jones?

>promoted
no, it was lower decks.

>crusher feet
no, but does she show her feet in that ep? i'll just spoil it for you

>beverly fucks a ghost

I feel like I should...is it a Geordi episode?
We already had Code of Honor so it's not that.

Nope, try again

Plato's Stepchildren

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>who the fuck could actually secure the southern US border in 72 hours with spare parts for years?

he's the number 2 guy at ocp

youtube.com/watch?v=egV7IHs3pD4

>the iconians have visited toronto

>Thine Own self
troi promoted
>Ménage à Troi
wesley promoted

I assumed you meant foot whore as in dancer.

OCP runs the cops

>Riker dicks a gypsy

where do I start with Star Trek? I'm sure I'd love it if I gave it a chance

yeah. Ronnie cox, who playing edward jillico or whatever in Chain of Command.

Was it legacy? I assume the rape gangs got to her young...

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Episode 1 of TNG and force yourself to finish the first season and a half.
You should want to finish it by then,.

I have no fucking idea

The Game?

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No but I'll give you guys a hint

Its a TNG episode

Inception but from a 19th century perspective

Anyone?

Nope, another clue;
>Riker aggressively defends his copyright

correct. ronnie cox is underrated af.

Silicone Avatar.

youtube.com/watch?v=tkY35Vvvv2k

>clarence boddicker kidnaps the indian and the mick

>Riker gets a hand from Data

>Silicone Avatar
No, further clue
>replicated whiskey tastes like piss

Measure of a man
Relics

seeing as nobody has gotten this one yet
>O'Brien pimps out Kira

Relics?

Encounter At Farpoint.

Homecoming.

Homecoming? I think.
Where they rescue that resistance leader then start a civil war

>Relics
Still no. Final clue and then I'll just tell you
>Polygamy saves the day

>nobody has gotten this one yet
frankly, im shocked. one of the most memorable ds9 moments for me.

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The fucking clone episode?

idk the outcast... i give up.

Kek

Nailed it

>Jake and Nog try to buy a baseball card

Anyone else get hard when they think about merging into the big pool of goo with the other founders in ds9?

memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/The_Homecoming_(episode)
I said homecoming

Brothers.
Anyone ever catch that Lore just happens to be wearing a Pakled uniform? Since he mentions being found floating in space by a Pakled ship, do we assume Lore just killed all the Pakleds?

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Up the Long Ladder so partial points for "the clone episode"

> Kira gives Dax shade about hooking up with a Ferengi

If he didn't kill the space downies, he should have

>Encounter At Farpoint
No. He..literally..gets a hand from Data.

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Tuvok steals Kims waifu

Measure of A Man... someone got it already i think.

In The Cards, too easy.

Great episode. Lore obviously murdered all the Pakleds.

>it's an irish episode

Alter Ego
>worf's brother is the first Klingon seen to use what should rightfully be called the 'kurn maneuver'

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>dr bashir is gay for data

The minefield episode of DS9. I believe it was Call to Arms

Redemption.

No no, that wasn't an episode. It was a Dick Jones reference, sorry.
But actually, that would work...

Part II to be exact but okay.

>we need at least one black guy at the commander's reception, sorry kunta kinte, that means you

Dick Jones is the President we need.

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ULTRA HARD MODE ENGAGED:
>away team encounters the ultimate mummy's boy from a tendies greentext

Starship Mine.

TNG episode: "WHERE DA WHITE WOMENZ AT???", that exclamation is all the hints you will get.

Future Imperfect

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>The Doctor fact-checks some nerd's headcanon

Noooo, oh ho no no no...

lol yup, one of my favorite eps so i did it again :D

>the name of my ship is the Lollipop
>it's just been commissioned... it's a good ship

Ok here we go in this episode:
>Riker gets cucked by Worf

All Good Things...

Do we need more hints or is anyone gonna try?

In fairness I see where that user was coming from. Excellent GBP archetype nonetheless.

Episode where Tarman bukkake's Yar to death over his forever alone virgin-rage?

>*gasping, burbling roar*
>"GIVE ME TENDIES!"
Correct!

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Is that the one where they meet that self entitled omniscient gas creature?

>Data at navigation console
>receives commlink
>crushes lt. Hicksmans skull while on way to shuttle
>data evades all security measures
>warp 1 with shuttle
>lands on rich flora class m planet
>enters compound
>emotionless wgen reunited with droid brother

Okay, so we got Armus/Skin of Evil.

>Klingons don't like Golden Corral

>autistic kid holds the Enterprise captive so he can play dress up

Squire of Gothos?

Brothers.

A Matter Of Honor.

The Naked Now.

Riker get's pegged.

Correct

Actually the Naked Now would work just as well

The Outcast aka
>Tell Me About Your Sexual Organs

>A Matter Of Honor.
Nope. Sins of the Father.
>tries some of their charred, replicated bird meat
>spits it out

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that episode always makes me want to spread fine caviar on turkey

>Phlox experiences sexual harassment

Riker becomes a space Men's rights activist, AKA: all women are lying whores.

A Matter of Perspective

Angel One.

>it's an IRA episode

Inappropriate 'bring your daughter to work' day.

Bounty.

The Offspring.

Bingo

This almost works. Close.

Negative.

The High Ground

The High ground.

>only five years left to Irish unification lads, get hyped.

Correct

> different races team up to disprove Darwin

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The Chase.

>the ONE time Wesley owns the day

chuck ar la

>we find out obrien killed a fuck load of cardies

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yes, I guess that was too easy

> Trill serial killer helps catch a Vulcan serial killer

Space roasties, space tinder, disgusting roastie tits and the fucking enterprise get's a STD.

Fields of fire

Contagion?

Empok Nor?

>i don't hare you, cardie, i hate what i became because of you

No, here's a hint, it centers around one of those reoccurring guest characters who is mutually loathed by the fanbase.

yes. dubs of truth and logic checked

> a Vulcan gives humans an advanced technology, the kind that was later used for shoes

The Wounded, then.

yup

Carbon Creek.

yes, Carbon Creek is correct. a fun episode, mostly because T'Pol liked to 'exagerate' stories to fuck with Archer and Trip

>Space Truckers

jp boehmer is awesome

>reed pisses himself

That STE episode where the black guy goes on leave to his families freighter convoy and eats cheesecake.

Fortunate Sun / Horizon

> scientist discusses whether or not the transporter also transports a person's soul

I want to fuck t’Pol so bad

do you guys think they should have slice troi and the rest of the betafags open and wired their cloak-piercing emotion sensors into a triangulation based weapons targetting grid?

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>the one where a guy casually mentions that his girlfriend got raped and beaten to death

>suzie plakson plays a hot alien

Oh I forgot there were 2 episodes like that. Horizon, then.

ya, if betafags could actually sense emotions, but it was all lies. it's like how democrats pretend niggers aren't all criminals. the federation is just soft like that.

She played two: K'Ehleyr and Lt. Selar.
Of all the TNG women, I wanted to have sex with her more than any other, except for Jamie Hubbard as Salia.

>HNNNNNNNGGGH

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also...

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>Westworld but on purpose

Ok: hint III: it's a betafag episode

Well all, thanks for playing and participating. I need to crash now.
>reminder that this did happen

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