Ok virgin fags. AMA if you want tips on getting laid. I’ll start with the basics.
1. Get a gym membership and use it a lot. 2. Find a hobby/interest and master it. 3. Have a reliable, respectable vehicle 4. Have wardrobe that doesn’t make you look like a Yea Forums tard 5. Know basics about sports (especially football — college and pro). I’ve fucked a few girls who mentioned to me they aren’t really into sports but are not attracted to guys who know even less about sports than they do.
Those are a few of the basics. There’s advanced and pro tips as well but most of you loli-loving cucks aren’t ready for those yet.
I’m American. Sports in America are a form of masculinity. There are certainly girls who don’t like sports, but I’ve found that even girls who are ambivalent like their men to have some knowledge.
Sports also lead to many social functions where you can meet/or don’t want to look like an idiot in front of a girl you already have
Christopher Evans
You seem like a dude who posts in trap threads and self loathes when tangible advice is given that you’re too lazy to take or so poor off that you can’t even accomplish the basics
Cameron Clark
Trump.
In all seriousness, it depends what type of hair you have. Is it straight, curly, balding? It all depends.
A haircut every two weeks is a solid and easy step
Charles Howard
Yeah I'm a poorfag, still I get quality pussy on the reg. Money means jack shit when compared to confidence, especially when you don't live in the golddigger playground per excellence, USA
Sebastian Mitchell
>you can get laid with none of this shit >if you change your life just to get laid, they dont have you but an acting of someone else, and eventually the will fade >people is shit and dont worth doing this
Evan Wright
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Owen Ross
You don’t think being healthy, having transportation, finding things that interest you are naturally important to you?
You’re just a lazy fuck making made up ideological excuses
Brody Perry
>find a hobby/interest and master it
I fail at this, and anything to do with having my own identity. Never knew how to deal with it.
The only "hobby" I've ever had is gaming, and I'd say its more of an escape than a hobby.
Nathan Wilson
Also the point of the thread is to help basement dwelling, virgin cucks the basics. The basics are things that are naturally healthy and important, which is where so many virgin fags are failing today.
In hindsight I probably should have put sports in the advanced category, but it is such an easy thing to accomplish.
Also, knowledge of sports doesn’t make you act as someone else. It’s just a useful tool. I didn’t say go buy a Tom Brady jersey and put up a Lebron James poster
Ayden Ortiz
Ok. So combine gaming with a hobby to start with. Get a drone
Brayden Hernandez
I'd rather die a virgin than be interested in something as faggot as college and pro football lmao
Logan Baker
very very true. drones are a gateway my guy. started with that, now im working on computer coding lol
Brody Baker
Well then you will. Enjoy your useless cock.
Kevin Garcia
>lol who invited the newfag
Levi Smith
Here's better advice. Dont act like a jerk. Look presentable. At least have a decent job. Have some sort of self confidence. And carry a conversation.
You being a man is enough to get any womans attention, at the end of the day if you dont look like a bum, have somewhat kept hair, and can afford to go out to any sort of social scene, it's down to budding interests between two people. The key is to just not be a social idiot.
Camden Morales
How do I get over my fear of intimacy? I've gone so long without doing anything with a woman, that the thought of even kissing a girl makes me feel deeply anxious, let alone having sex, and I feel like I'm too far behind other people my age to catch up.
Zachary Torres
Easy. Try to have some cumdumpster friends first. Just get comfortable around them. Even if it’s just chatty Kathy at work, be able to go out to lunch, have one on one conversations.
You may need to go on a date or two that leads nowhere but you started building up again.
Basically you are the one case I’d actually recommend getting friend zoned
Gabriel Murphy
Self confidence—gym is a natural tool to achieve this
Presentable—wardrobe dumbass
You just reiterated two of my points. And being a jerk is so out of the realm to the people this thread is directed to.
As to carry on a conversation, take your own advice. Your reading comprehension sucks, so there’s no way you could last a minute talking to 7 or higher
Eli Russell
Thanks for the advice, I could see how that could help, I didn't mention it but it's probably pretty obvious that I dont have many female friends.
Robert Thompson
1, can agree with but doesn't really require a gym, just exercise. 2, no. Hobby is not required. 3, you need that for a job anyway 4, id say just average shit and jeans. 5, not required
I'd say
1.) Get a good job 2.) Buy a nice house 3.) Go to church 4.) Find good looking girl from church, either directly or via the regulars 5.) Make sure girl has morals 6.) Marry girl 7.) Have sex with girl.
Alexander Perry
People on here complain about being friend zoned. Friend zoned isn’t a bad thing if you utilize it properly. If you can get over your feelings, having attractive, female friends is an asset.
Dominic Garcia
Get the fuck out of my thread. Nobody asked your opinion and your”advice” sucks
Sebastian Perry
never heard bs like that, I'm from Europe and if you're good at sports girls are gonna go crazy for you
Bentley Bennett
I was wondering that. I’m obviously not from Europe but that post didn’t make sense to me
Hunter Foster
1) sell drugs 2) buy a good car (chevy camaro for example) nothing else
Ian Myers
>There’s advanced and pro tips as well but most of you loli-loving cucks aren’t ready for those yet.
What are they ?
Brody Gonzalez
Any advice o getting over feelings?
Samuel Scott
Advanced is:
1. Have your own place and learn how to maintain it (dishes, floors, kitchen, bathrooms clean, bed made every day). 2. Friends. A lot of you fags have no friendships. Rekindle old friendships. Make new ones. A good one to make new friends is by joining clubs related to the hobby you’ve now mastered. 3. Put down the gaming (for now). Whether the chick you meet is in to gaming or not, she will do it if she’s into you. Only pick gaming back up then. 4. Cooking—learn how to A. Grill (chicken, burgers, ribs, sausage for starters), and know how to cook five well-rounded meals. 5. Set up an online dating profile that is paid for. 6. Find a second hobby. This one involving physical activity
Alexander Davis
Depends on what the feelings are derived from. Every situation is different. Feelings from a break up? Feelings from loneliness?